Chapter 257: The Bodhisattva Ghost Who Enjoys the Taimiao
In the play, You Zhijie is completely playing soy sauce with the protagonist group as a high-end tool man, and he has never been in contact with crows at all.
The appearance of this "curse mark" is intriguing.
Is You Zhijie "marked" by a crow?
Still is......
You Zhijie didn't notice that Lin Ge's gaze stayed at the back collar of his shirt, but looked at Ma Xiaoling and said, "I showed up immediately as promised, can we have lunch together?" ”
Ma Xiaoling looked at Lin Ge in embarrassment: "This ......"
Lin Ge waved his hand politely: "Don't worry about me, I can eat anything...... However, if you can, try not to choose Western food. ”
Ma Xiaoling: ...... Do you think I mean that?
You Zhijie saw that Ma Xiaoling was about to go crazy, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll set the position now, what do you want to eat?" ”
"You have an idea." Ma Xiaoling said.
Ten minutes later.
The three of them came to a high-end restaurant, and after entering the members' private room under the guidance of the waiter, You Zhijie asked the waiter to bring his pre-stocked red wine and pour it.
You Zhijie raised the red wine and said to Ma Xiaoling: "Try the HOUSE WINE here, this restaurant itself is brewed in France, and you can't drink it anywhere else." ”
"Really?" Ma Xiaoling didn't notice You Zhijie's gesture of handing over and clinking glasses, so she picked up the wine glass and took a sip: "It's okay, is the price expensive?" ”
While.
Lin Ge raised his glass and touched You Zhijie, and when he saw that the other party was stunned, he said with a smile: "Oh, I'm afraid of your embarrassment, help you relieve it." ”
You Zhijie: ...... Brother, it's easy for you to die chatting like this, okay?
You Zhijie couldn't answer Lin Ge's words, so he could only change the topic and say: "I didn't expect that I haven't seen you for so long, you opened a cleaning company." ”
"I can't help it if you can't think of it." Ma Xiaoling drank wine and replied.
Lin Ge: ...... Look, is this better than I can't chat?
"Is business good?" You Zhijie asked.
Ma Xiaoling replied: "It's not bad, the guests are all introduced by regular customers." After all, you also know that my kind of 'cleaning company' has a very small circle. ”
You Zhijie raised his eyebrows, and immediately took over the conversation and said, "Recently, my company is looking for a 'cleaning company'...... Forget it, let's not talk about it, so as not to frighten you. ”
"Looks like you're questioning my professionalism? Let's talk about it, if you really need to 'clean', I will give you a 20% discount on acquaintances. Ma Xiaoling said.
You Zhijie then said: "I heard from the office staff that when the previous company rented an office building, there was an employee who died suddenly from overwork, and then when the employees of that company worked overtime every night, suddenly there would be a man in their ear who said, 'Get off work, why do you work so hard, get off work'...... In the end, no one dared to work overtime. Even the people from the cleaning company were scared away by several! Isn't it scary, you say? ”
Before Ma Xiaoling could speak, Lin Ge said lightly: "It's not terrible, I don't know, but this ghost deserves the treatment of Taimiao, and he is a bodhisattva ghost." ”
You Zhijie's expression froze when he heard this, and he didn't know how to answer for a while, and the terrifying atmosphere that he had finally created was destroyed by Lin Ge.
"You can't say that, after all, if you don't struggle when you're young, you can't wait until you're old to struggle, right? People always have to have dreams. You Zhijie said.
Lin Ge looked at You Zhijie very seriously: "My dream is not to go to work, if it weren't for overtime, I wouldn't even sit here and talk to you." ”
You Zhijie: ?
Ma Xiaoling hurriedly said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, let's get down to business, have you ever thought about finding someone to catch that thing?" ”
You Zhijie originally just wanted to create a little terrifying atmosphere through ghost stories, after all, women are afraid of these things, and he showed an extraordinary mind, I believe that he can add a lot of points to Ma Xiaoling.
Who knew that a light bulb would instantly ruin the atmosphere, not to mention, Ma Xiaoling was still serious?
Obviously, the "cleaning company" that You Zhijie understands and the "cleaning company" that Ma Xiaoling opened in his imagination are not the same thing.
"Haha, did I hear me wrong, when I was in middle school, you would sneer every time you heard a ghost story, and then turn around and leave, I don't know how cool it is, otherwise how would you have fascinated so many boys? How come after all these years, you still believe in these gods and ghosts? You Zhijie said with a smile.
Lin Ge: ...... Is it possible that Ma Xiaoling is so "cool" because she can really be "cool" enough to solve those ghosts alone?
"Is there one? How I don't know. Ma Xiaoling said.
You Zhijie leaned in and said, "I'm not going to tell you now." ”
Ma Xiaoling stepped back, and was about to speak, but saw Lin Ge take a sip of the wine glass and said, "Should I be under the car, shouldn't I be here?" ”
The atmosphere created by You Zhijie was destroyed in an instant.
"Actually, I think all of your staff say that, you really should find someone to check it out. Real or fake. After finding someone to look at it, your staff will have no excuse to be lazy in the future. You say, don't you? ”
"It makes sense. However, I don't know much about this, do you have anyone you can talk about? You Zhijie asked.
"Me." Ma Xiaoling replied subconsciously.
You Zhijie's expression became a little subtle: "You? ”
"I mean, I'll introduce it, but it's a bit expensive."
"Money is not an issue."
When Ma Xiaoling heard this, she slapped her face and said excitedly: "There is no problem with money, then there is no problem, happy cooperation, cheers!" ”
Ma Xiaoling and You Zhijie made an appointment to take someone to his company at 8 o'clock in the evening to catch ghosts, and when they returned to Jiajia Building, Ma Xiaoling and Lin Ge came to the door of Jin Zhengzhong's house and banged on the door with "knock knock".
"Zhengzhong, don't come out soon, there's a business!" Ma Xiaoling shouted.
After knocking for a long time, there was no response in the house, and Ma Xiaoling muttered: "Isn't it just scolding?" Is this still a tantrum? Is it really to take an ancestor back? ”
Lin Ge said: "It may not be at home. ”
"What then? I've taken all the lists, so I can't help but do it, right? Ma Xiaoling said.
Lin Ge asked curiously, "Aren't you just human?" Why, the level of the ghost is too low and you don't want to catch it? Now only as a zombie leader? ”
"That's not it, after all, it's an old classmate, so you still have to take care of your image. What if it spreads and no old classmates dare to contact me in the future? Ma Xiaoling said.
Lin Ge shrugged: "Then there's no way, take the money and run away!" ”
Ma Xiaoling wanted to give Jin Zhengzhong a simple list and let him hone it, but she couldn't find anyone, and when she was thinking about how to tell You Zhijie, she glanced at Lin Ge, who was studying the flip phone.
"Hey!"
Ma Xiaoling slapped Lin Ge on the back excitedly, and said with a smile: "Grandpa Lin, if I'm not mistaken, you are a Taoist who takes subduing demons and eliminating demons as his own responsibility and helping the world?" ”
Lin Ge: ......
Ma Xiaoling didn't give Lin Ge a chance to refuse at all, and directly dragged him back to his home to get a box of exorcism equipment, and forcibly took him to You Zhijie's company.
When You Zhijie saw Ma Xiaoling and Lin Ge, he asked curiously, "Huh?" What about the 'exorcist master' you said you would like to introduce? ”
"Well, that's ...... Let me introduce to you, this is a well-known demon subduing master in the mainland, and he is also a disciple of the head of the Maoshan faction. Ma Xiaoling said nonsense.
The corners of You Zhijie's eyes jumped, and he had a feeling of "being deceived".
Ma Xiaoling saw You Zhijie's expression, and instantly understood what he was thinking, so she said: "Don't worry, if there is really something dirty here as you said, he will definitely be able to handle it, but he can't handle it...... Cough. I'll give you the money back, okay? ”
Ma Xiaoling originally wanted to say that I would go if I couldn't figure it out, but in the end she swallowed the second half of the sentence back, after all, she still had to maintain her image in front of her old classmates.
"That'...... All right. Is there anything I need to do? You Zhijie asked.
Ma Xiaoling looked at the locked office door in front of her: "Open the door, and then go outside with me to chat for a while, just leave it to him here." ”
"Okay!" You Zhijie's eyes lit up, he didn't expect such an "unexpected surprise", and suddenly felt that even if he was deceived, the money was well spent.
Lin Ge was pushed into the dark office speechlessly, and then watched the unscrupulous boss and the wronged boss walk out of the corridor to chat.
"Ugh." Lin Ge sighed.
At this time, Huang Ni's laughter came from the imprint on the back of his right hand: "Hahaha, I didn't expect you to have today, it's rare to see you being used as a tool by the plot characters." ”
While chatting with Huang Ni, Lin Ge walked to the center of the office, took out Ma Xiaoling's special "ghost spray", sprayed it on his face, and then looked around.
However, I didn't see anything, obviously, this thing is not as good as Lin Ge's nose. Before the ghost could see it, he smelled a resentment coming from the manager's office in the corner.
"Let's get off work."
"Let's get off work."
"What did you do so hard for, in the end, you ended up with a sudden death, and the money you earned was given to your wife, and she ran away with someone else."
"Let's get off work."
When Lin Ge heard this, he teased: "Good guy, it's just a bitter ghost." ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw that at the door of the manager's office, with a burst of green light flashing, a middle-aged man in a blue suit appeared out of thin air.
From his terrifying face, which was greener than greens, he could see that he was just a resentful ghost, not even a demon.
"Let's get off work."
The blue-faced ghost raised his hand, only to see the office chairs around Lin Ge move on their own, and at the same time converge towards him at an extremely fast speed.
Lin Ge took out the "Tickle" from the travel bag behind him, a miniature version of the "Buddha Palm", swept it around, and with a "boom", all the chairs flew out in response.
"I'm here for your own good, let's get off work." The blue-faced ghost had a hideous face and pounced towards Lin Ge.
Lin Ge threw him out with a backhand palm, and said lightly: "To be honest, I like your concept very much, otherwise I will directly slap you to death." ”
"I don't need your pity, I'm going to let the people who work overtime here end up well!" The blue-faced ghost shouted.
Lin Ge asked rhetorically, "Wouldn't it be better for you to go to someone who makes overtime rules?" ”
“……”
"You wouldn't have thought of it at all, would you?"
“……”
The green-faced ghost was completely enraged by Lin Ge, howled angrily, and turned into an afterimage and pounced on Lin Ge, Lin Ge's palm was raised, and a golden light flew out from the special bronze vessel shaped by the tip palm, and smashed the blue-faced ghost at Lin Ge's feet with a "snap".
"Hey, a few words? If you don't get off work, I'll have to work overtime. Lin Ge said.
The blue-faced ghost was slapped down by Lin Ge several times, and suddenly realized that he had encountered a hard stubble, and he wanted to escape, but before he could fly, he was slapped to the ground by Lin Ge again.
"I'm not done yet, what are you running?"
Syllable!
"I'll talk to you!"
Syllable!
"Why don't you answer!"
Syllable!
"Don't answer!"
Syllable!
"Don't answer!"
Lin Ge slapped his forehand and backhand, and the golden light flashed on the Buddha's palm, making the blue-faced ghost howl miserably, and just when he was about to slap his head again, the blue-faced ghost hugged his head and begged for mercy: "Stop, stop!" I said, I said it can't be done? ”
Syllable!
The green-faced ghost was slapped again.
Lin Ge was stunned for a moment, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's easy." Okay, you say, I promise not to hit you. ”
"Say what?" The blue-faced ghost asked with a bitter face, Lin Ge didn't ask any questions at all, how could he have any questions to answer.
"Oh. I said that if you don't go to reincarnation, what's the point of scaring people here every day? You don't really think that you can get merit by scaring away a few overtime parties, right? Lin Ge said.
The blue-faced ghost said helplessly: "I don't want to either, after the sudden death of overtime, I originally wanted to be reincarnated, but I saw my wife take my savings and run away with Xiaobaimi, and in a fit of anger, resentment increased and turned into a resentful spirit." If you have resentment, if you want to be reincarnated, you have to wait for the resentment to dissipate. ”
"I met a masked weirdo who could see me and tell me that if I wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible, and if I wanted to have a good reincarnation, I should help him scare a few people to death in this office, and make sure they die in front of the computer. At first, I wanted to listen to the man, find a few substitutes for the dead, and then go to reincarnation as soon as possible. ”
"But...... In the end, I didn't scare people to death, so I could only kick those who wanted to work overtime out of the office, and do something good before I was reincarnated. ”
Lin Ge frowned slightly, and grasped the key information in the blue-faced ghost story - "the strange man in the mask".
"The strange man wearing the mask you are talking about, is it wearing the costume of the Sakura Country, and the tengu mask is worn?" Lin Ge simply described the appearance of the crow to the blue-faced ghost.
The blue-faced ghost replied, "I don't know what a tengu mask is, but ...... The man was wearing a kimono that looked like the Sakura people. ”
Lin Ge picked up the paper and pen on the desk, drew a "Three Soldiers" spell mark on the crow mask and asked, "Does he have this charm on his mask?" ”
"Yes, that's right, you know that guy?" The blue-faced ghost asked.
Lin Ge said: "That's an evil sorcerer, fortunately you didn't listen to his words and kill people, once the resentful soul is stained with human life, it will be difficult to reincarnate." ”
"So what do I do now?" The blue-faced ghost asked.
Lin Ge said: "I'll seal you into the talisman first, and when I get out, I will find a professional to resolve your grievances for you and send you to reincarnation." ”
"Thank you, Master!" The blue-faced ghost said gratefully.
Lin Ge took out a soul sealing talisman and used the Ma Clan's soul sealing technique to seal the blue-faced ghost into it, and then folded it into the shape of a lucky star and walked out of the office.
Ma Xiaoling and You Zhijie stood in the game area for an "awkward chat", the reason why it is said to be an "awkward chat" is because You Zhijie's eyebrows are dancing and telling about what he has seen and heard abroad over the years, but Ma Xiaoling is obviously in a mediocre mood, and her eyes are constantly drifting in the direction of the office area, as if she is worried that Lin Ge will not be able to deal with the ghosts inside.
Seeing Lin Ge come out, Ma Xiaoling's face was overjoyed, and she asked with a smile, "Did you catch it?" ”
Lin Ge showed the lucky star in his palm, You Zhijie leaned over to take a look, and asked curiously, "What is this?" You don't want to say, that thing is locked inside, do you? ”
Lin Ge gently pinched Lucky Star open a crack: "Hey, give the boss a look, otherwise others will think I'm just a charlatan who cheats money." ”
You Zhijie was curious about who Lin Ge was talking to, when he saw a faint black smoke floating out of the lucky star, condensing into the appearance of a blue-faced man.
Seeing this, You Zhijie was stunned for a moment, then smiled, then rolled his eyes, and fainted after saying, "This special effect is so realistic".
Ma Xiaoling glanced at You Zhijie, who fainted on the ground, and looked at Lin Ge angrily: "Hey, the most basic thing in our business is not to let the boss see dirty things." ”
"How does he know I'm doing something if he doesn't see it?" Lin Ge raised his eyebrows and asked rhetorically.
Ma Xiaoling: ...... It makes sense, I can't even argue with it.
The two worked together to put You Zhijie on the rest chair on the side, Ma Xiaoling patted his face, and You Zhijie didn't react: "Look at the good things you did, what should I do now?" ”
Lin Ge was about to complain, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and when he picked it up, he Yingqiu's voice came from the phone: "Uncle Shi!" Something happened in the middle, and there was a fierce god in his house! (End of chapter)