Clever grasp of stupid thieves (ask for collection)

She is indeed dead in the original world, and there are no real relatives in this world, she is like a lonely bird, she has no idea where to rest, and she does not know where to belong.

"I ...... Didn't think about it. ”

Su Yuanyuan could only answer him like this, but in Jiang Wenzheng's opinion, it seemed that Su Yuanyuan was unwilling to reveal her heart to him, in other words, it was more like she had other plans, and he was not in her future.

Jiang Wenzheng pursed his lips tightly, not knowing what to say for a while.

In this way, with something on his mind, Jiang Wenzheng slowly entered the dream.

He dreamed that it was also such a season, and his father's annual leave had just been approved, and he hurried back.

At that time, he was still young, only as old as Ah Yi, and his mother took him to stand at the door of the house quietly waiting for his father to return.

Not only my father, but also my eldest brother came back.

Before, the eldest brother always teased him and teased him, and after a year of baptism in the military camp, the eldest brother has become as resolute and mature as his father, but he will also hold his face and call him buns with a smile.

A few years later, the eldest brother got married, and the Jiang Mansion was full of joy, and the mother often had a smile on her face.

The sister-in-law is a gentle woman who always likes to touch his head gently.

Later, he also followed his father to the battlefield, and also earned the first military merit by himself, and the saint rewarded him with a golden hairpin, which he gave to his sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law smiled softly and said that it would be good if your eldest brother was careful and would coax girls.

Later, his eyes were full of blood, and all he could hear was Ah Yi's heart-rending cry......

Jiang Wenzheng woke up suddenly, only to feel that his chest couldn't breathe, and even his hands were numb and couldn't move.

The first thing he thought of was the ghost press bed that the old man often said, and a cold appeared on his forehead.

When his arm eased, he realized that the woman lying on his chest ......

Jiang Wenzheng breathed a sigh of relief, and his tense nerves gradually eased.

He lowered his head and touched the woman's nose gently, and she showed no signs of waking up, just shrugged her nose like the little rabbit.

Jiang Wenzheng laughed softly, pinched the woman's wrist, and carefully put it into the quilt, although the woman has lost a lot of weight now, but the little hands are still fleshy, and they are held weakly when they sleep, like a steamed bun that has just come out of the pot.

He only thinks it's strange now, obviously he hated her so much before, and even killed her, but now he feels a little inseparable from her, used to her chattering around him, and if he can't see her for a while, he will guess what she has done in his heart, and even guess for a long time because of her words, he doesn't quite understand what is wrong with him, if his sister-in-law is still there, he may still be able to ask her and learn from her.

As soon as the next day arrived, Su Yuanyuan got up on time again, washed up and went to the kitchen to cook.

"Huh?"

Su Yuanyuan looked at the pork next to the water tank outside the kitchen, and felt that something was wrong no matter how he looked at it.

She cut a piece of pork belly yesterday and roasted it, but why is all the pork belly on this pig's belly gone?! Even my pig's head is gone!

"Wen Zheng Wen Zheng! There are thieves! ”

As soon as Jiang Wenzheng opened his eyes, he saw Su Yuanyuan's eager face, and he was about to reach out to touch her cheek when he was hazy, but fortunately he was sober up quickly and pressed the dishonest hand.

He quickly got dressed, and went to the water tank with Su Yuanyuan, the pork belly on the pork belly was all gone, and he looked at the incision on the pig's head and neck again.

"The incision is neat, it was cut off."

Su Yuanyuan sighed in annoyance, he was really careless!

Everyone said that she would not be exposed, and she still wanted to show off such a fat pig outside, isn't this just waiting for the thief to steal it!

Jiang Wenzheng looked at Su Yuanyuan's annoyed appearance and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"There's still a way to find out the thief."

As soon as he heard that Su Yuanyuan, who could find out the thief, instantly came to his senses, and lay on Jiang Wenzheng's lap with his eyes, just waiting for him to speak.

"Don't we still have the fish sent by Ah Xuan, it's here."

Su Yuanyuan obediently took out the fish in the fish basket and put it next to the water tank.

To say that this Jiang Xuan is also a good hunter and fisherman, he can catch more than 100 catties of wild boars when hunting, and he can catch a half-meter-long big carp when he catches fish, and he is really a professional hunter.

"And then?"

"Sprinkle laxatives and wait for thieves to steal."

"Huh?"

Su Yuanyuan didn't quite understand Jiang Wenzheng's approach, but he trusted him very much in his heart.

That night, after washing up early, the two lay on the bed and paid close attention to the movement outside the window.

"Did you say he's coming back tonight?"

Jiang Wenzheng was lying next to Su Yuanyuan, looking at the woman with a curious look, and couldn't help but flick her double chin with his hand.

Su Yuanyuan waited for a long time, she was about to fall asleep, and when she was about to get closer, Jiang Wenzheng gently patted her shoulder and signaled that there was a voice outside.

She got up slowly, and through the window, she only saw a black shadow moving in the yard, picked up the carp and ran away, and Su Yuanyuan's teeth were itching.

The next day, Su Yuanyuan took a basin of clothes and went to the stream to hammer and wash them under Jiang Wenzheng's special instructions, and deliberately told the women who came to wash the clothes in a loud voice, "The big carp used by my family to medicine rats was stolen!" Wen Zheng said that the carp should have been given to him if he stole it, but I put a mouse medicine on it, and the medicine died to death! ”

The third aunt on the side frowned and shook her head again and again, calling it evil.

Su Yuanyuan waited at home for a day, and just when she thought that no one would admit it, a thin figure walked into her yard with her waist bent.

Ah Yi was playing in the yard, but suddenly smelled a foul smell, covered his nose in disgust, and turned his head to see Qiu Feng with a blue face.

Qiu Feng's eyes were blue, covering her stomach, looking like she was about to return to the west.

"Little bunny, where is your mother?"

Ah Yi knew that it was rude to laugh at her directly, but he still couldn't help but ask Qiu Feng, "Auntie, did you fall into the manure pit?" ”

"Fuck off! Let your mother come out for me! ”

Su Yuanyuan walked out of the room slowly, looked at Qiu Feng with a wicked smile, and couldn't help but laugh with Ah Yi and the others.

"Don't laugh! Don't laugh! ”

Qiu Feng didn't know how many times she pulled it, anyway, her body was stinky, and even her pants had an unknown brown liquid.

"Give me the antidote!"

"What antidote?"

Su Yuanyuan moved a small bench and sat in front of the door, and he liked to see Qiu Feng's mad dog like this.

"Didn't you say today by the river that you put rat medicine on the carp?"

Su Yuanyuan nodded slightly, "Yes." ”

"Then give me the antidote! Will you bear it when I die? ”

"But didn't you hear the first half of what I said?"

Su Yuanyuan walked slowly towards Qiu Feng, and was defeated in Su Yuanyuan's hands three times in a row, Qiu Feng is now very afraid of this sister who suddenly has the right tendon in her brain, and has formed a stereotype of her body, she will hide as soon as she comes.