039 What kind of are you talking about little guy who can't even push the sea of words? (Ask for follow-up)
At seven o'clock in the evening, the sun faded, and the sky burned with unfinished fire clouds.
The road is bustling with traffic, the lights are shining, and the sound is endless.
On the non-motorized road, a takeaway brother rode a small electric donkey to run in all directions.
One of them, due east, passed through the smoke and fire emitted by the shops on the side of the road, didn't hold back, bought ten roasted sweet potatoes, and rode all the way into the old community called Rongyue Huating.
Until he stopped in front of the old-looking villa, Su Mo walked down with the last roasted sweet potato, casually threw the remaining garbage into the trash can fifteen meters away, strode to the security door, and pressed his fingerprint to open the door.
There was a soft sound of "Di", and after the door opened, I saw Xiaomeng with his hands behind his back, his head down, and obediently standing on the dining table to be trained.
The handmaiden hugged her hands, lined up the two small watermelons on her chest, and the countless black mist condensed hair behind her spread her teeth and claws in the air, looking like she was going to hang Xiaomeng up and fight.
"What's wrong with this girl?"
Su Mo asked in surprise.
Why did I see this little thing beaten twice in three days?
"You let her say it herself."
The handmaiden said angrily.
Xiaomeng raised her fleshy little face, turned her head to look at Su Mo, flattened her mouth, and said in a aggrieved voice:
"I stole a chestnut."
"Chestnut?"
Su Mo's gaze swept over a plate of chestnut roast chicken, like a fire:
"If you just steal a chestnut, your sister will definitely not get angry, you must have done something else, right?"
Xiaomeng's eyes wandered, and he said with a weak heart:
"Just, I accidentally choked when I ate it......"
The handmaiden almost laughed at her:
"Are you choking? You almost choked yourself to death!
At that time, I saw you lying on the table and rolling your eyes, and my heart was cold.
And no one is robbing you, why are you in such a hurry?
Do you say it yourself, is it wrong? ”
"I was wrong."
Xiaomeng lowered his head, looking dejected.
Su Mo listened and couldn't help but feel ridiculous.
Although Xiaomeng is weird, it is still a special weird, and her origin is also very mysterious, but after all, her strength is low, and now she is only a newborn, plus her size, the little milk dog may not be able to beat.
And unlike the spirit of the Yin Ghost, she is a monster with physical objects, so she can also be injured by physical attacks, such as data cables, rubber bands, nail clippers, lighters, etc., which can really bring her pain.
In the past, this little guy was adventurous around the house, clumsy, reckless, and smashed himself into a pile of parts several times, thanks to the ingenuity of the handmaiden, and every time she could be completely installed, if he was to come, it was estimated that there were either fewer parts or more parts.
It's not unheard of a life crisis like today, I thought it was outrageous to almost be crushed to death by a sea of words last month, but I never thought that one day she would almost be choked to death by a chestnut.
If she really hangs up like this, it is estimated that the monsters in the world will feel that her face has been lost by her.
Shaking his head, he turned his thoughts back, looking at the twelve hearty dishes on the table, such as chestnut roast chicken, steamed sea bass, sliced pork, and boiled pork slices, Su Mo's throat couldn't help but squirm.
It seems that the hand girl took his noon advice to heart, and actually made him such a sumptuous dinner and left it in ordinary people's homes, which is almost a Chinese New Year's Eve meal-level meal.
This is not to say that ordinary people can't cook so many dishes on weekdays, but because making these dishes takes a lot of time.
Even if Su Mo has never cooked, he knows that it takes a lot of time to process the ingredients before cooking, and ordinary people will not waste so much energy at all, with that time, wouldn't it be more convenient to go out for a meal?
When I came to him, although it was not as rich as usual, there were five dishes and one soup at the bottom, and it was not easy to make new dishes every day.
Su Mo sighed a little in his heart, and on the side, the honest hand girl who trained Xiao Meng, stepped forward, reached out to take the coat he took off, and asked in a soft voice:
"Why did you come back so early today?"
There was a hint of unknown joy in his tone.
Su Mo didn't notice it, and replied while taking off his shoes:
"Well, I've been busy for too long today, and I'm a little tired, so I just got off work early, which can be regarded as a small vacation for myself."
"It's just right to come back now."
The handmaiden handed over the slippers and said with a smile:
"The dishes have just been cooked, and there is still a mutton soup boiling in the pot, so there is no problem in eating it now."
"Then eat now, there are too many things today, I'm almost starving."
The black mist on the handmaiden's body gently rippled, and without any further delay, she quickly swept into the kitchen.
Xiaomeng stood on the dining table, his dark eyes rolled slightly, and from time to time he glanced at the bag he was carrying, and said obediently:
"Brother Su Mo, what are you carrying? Do you want me to help carry it? I've got a lot of strength! ”
Su Mo glanced at her:
"What kind of are you talking about little guy who can't even push the sea of words?"
Xiaomeng's face suddenly turned red:
"I didn't push it seriously! And I eat a lot during this time! I'm definitely much stronger now! ”
"Huh."
Su Mo came to the dining table and sat down, opened the bag, took out the roasted sweet potato inside, and raised his hand to peel off the crispy and blackened skin of the sweet potato, revealing the golden brown steaming honey, and the sweet fragrance in the room became more and more intense.
Xiaomeng staggered forward, swallowed and swallowed his saliva, and asked with a blank eye:
"This roasted sweet potato should be delicious, right?"
"I don't know, I'll help you taste it."
Su Mo opened his big mouth and swallowed it whole.
Little Dream: "? ”
Su Moba sighed, nodded and said:
"Not bad."
Little Dream wanted to cry.
"I'll bring you one tomorrow."
Xiao Meng's tearful expression immediately stopped, and he stretched out his little finger and said:
"Pull the hook, don't lie to me."
"Retractor."
Su Mo was thinking about what to buy for this girl tomorrow.
Chestnuts can choke, and sweet potatoes are estimated to be even worse, so you have to change something that is easy to eat.
Just as he was thinking, the handmaiden had already come over with a large plate of mutton soup.
With all the dishes ready, Su Mo picked up the full 4-liter rice cooker liner and ate it directly with the sumptuous dishes on the table.
Xiaomeng squatted next to his children's bowl, and tried to dig chestnuts secretly with a spoon.
As a result, the handmaiden turned her head to look at it, and with a shake of her little hand, she inserted it directly into the plate next to her, crying and mourning, and scooped out a piece of red meat.
"I checked it today and found that many elementary schools in the city have opened online classes, and many of them can go to the first grade."
The handmaiden said to Su Mo, her expression was slightly hesitant:
"But Xiaomeng's foundation is too poor, and he can't recognize all the letters, so he may not be suitable for sending them to elementary school."
Su Mo sandwiched a piece of delicious sea bass and said with a smile:
"Anyway, the school only opened in September, and now there is still a period of time left, why don't you give her some tutoring?"
"It's because I've been taught during this time that I don't think it's the right time."
The handmaiden said melancholy:
"She has a poor foundation, and her academic ability is not very good, I am worried that she will not be able to keep up with the progress after school, and she may have to repeat the grade again after a year.
"You can't blame Xiaomeng for this kind of thing."
Su Mo glanced at Si Hasha's little dream of concentrating on eating meat, and sighed:
"She's only three months old now, and the human doll is still drinking milk at home at her age.
Although Xiaomeng is weird, it is a special weirdness of the newborn, there is no so-called memory of her past life, and her cognition of the whole world has to be learned from scratch.
Even if she is mentally perfect and reaches the level of an ordinary child, the process is destined to take a considerable amount of time.
Now I always feel a little rushed to send her to school, and if I can't do it, I can wait another year. ”
The handmaiden shook her head and insisted:
"It's better to let her get an education early, and my opinion is that since primary school is not good, let her go to preschool first.
Anyway, preschool will teach some knowledge, and she is going in now, and it is just right for her to study for a year.
And I also found out about a more famous preschool institution, which can also conduct online classes, so I can let Xiaomeng try it. ”
Su Mo pondered for a moment, nodded and said:
"Then let's do it, going to preschool is just the right time to give her a transition period."
When the handmaiden heard this, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and the black mist on her body rippled with joy.
In the middle of the night, Su Mo swept the dishes on the table clean.
Touching his round belly, he smiled and said to his handmaiden:
"There was some windfall out there today, which should be useful to you guys."
As he spoke, he pulled out five marble-sized balls, plus a scarlet brick.
Looking at the origin of these weird things, the handmaiden was surprised:
"You've encountered so many weirdos today?"
"Maybe it's more than that, but that's all that's left."
Su Mo thought of the monsters that were killed in the Qingjing Temple, and he didn't have too much pity, because there were quite a lot of weirdos in it that were discouraged and white-shirted, and for the rival girl, it might not even be a snack.
The handmaiden took the small balls and the bricks and began to devour them directly.
Xiaomeng looked at it with a look of longing.
"Don't look at it, those are not things you can digest at all, be careful to hold them to death."
Looking at the poor little dream, Su Mo spread out his hand and said with a slight smile:
"But this time I also brought other good things to our little dream."
Seeing the small bead that seemed to have countless mist flowing in it, the handmaiden was a little surprised:
"It's actually a Yin Pearl?"
"yes, I didn't expect it either, and it's extremely rare to see such a high level of purity."
Su Mo's face was also full of emotion.
Yin beads can generally only be formed in treasure places where yin qi is extremely strong.
For the monsters, this is equivalent to the elixir in the human race, and after taking it, the yin qi in it can be successfully absorbed, and the purpose of rapid advancement can be achieved, and the speed is even faster than devouring the monster or even devouring the human, and there are no sequelae.
It's a pity that Yin beads are extremely rare, and it is the first time that Su Mo has seen such a quality as in his hand.
In his opinion, even the food that was handed to the hand girl just now was not worth as much as this small yin bead.
Because this yin bead can even be used by a newborn-level Xiaomeng, according to Su Mo's estimate, after it is thoroughly digested, it will almost be able to make her reach the white-shirt level.
I don't know why that World-Honored Monster holds the Yin Bead in his hand and doesn't use it, but it doesn't matter, anyway, if something falls into his hands, it's his.
Watching Xiao Meng's hungry tiger swallow the Yin Bead in one bite, Su Mo finally knew why this little guy almost choked to death.
Fortunately, the Yin Bead is in the form of a bead to the outside, but the body is an aggregate of countless pure Yin Qi, and there will be no problem no matter how you eat it.
Just thinking about it, Xiaomeng closed his eyes and fell on the table with a happy face.
"This girl, it's not worry-free at all, don't you know that it takes a lot of time to digest after eating yin beads?"
The handmaiden was angry and funny, grabbed Xiaomeng and went upstairs, obviously preparing to put her into the bedroom.
Su Mo shook his head, took the finished dinner plate to the kitchen to clean it, made a cup of tea after the meal, and returned to his bedroom, lying comfortably on the chair.
Today is indeed quite a busy day, in the morning I first solved a batch of strange things at Han Yingzhen's place, and at noon I accidentally bumped into the Civil Security Bureau who was arresting criminals, and in the afternoon I helped save people but didn't save them and changed hands and destroyed a foreign land.
At first glance, it feels like living in Gotham City, where the water is in dire straits.
However, Qinghu City is much safer than Gotham City, and if you think about it, he has also made a lot of contributions to it.
Of course, in addition to subduing demons and eliminating demons to help justice in the world, he has not forgotten his own work.
Just like today, it seems that he is busy with a lot of things, and he still delivers 180 takeaways in his spare time.
Today, his speed stat has reached 4900.
One step closer to the cap of 6000.
It is a small step closer to the third talent, the talent of the spleen.
Speaking of talent, the talent of the lungs really brought him quite a surprise today.
In addition to storms, flights, adsorption, repulsion, domains and many other functions, there are also special functions to regulate the energy concentration of heaven and earth.
Actually, this feature should have more room for development, and it really needs to be studied.
In addition, the talent of the kidney, which has been purchased for a long time but has never been deeply considered, may also have similar special functions.
Su Mo decided to find a chance to experiment.
"And strange things."
Su Mo took out three strange things from his pocket.
Among these three strange objects, two of them are red-coated, one is in the style of a pocket watch, and the other is in the shape of a wooden fish.
The pocket watch style was sent by the big bald head, and the effect has not yet been figured out.
As for the strange objects in the shape of wooden fish, they were turned out in the Qingjing Temple.
This wooden fish seems to be made of camphor wood, the whole body is oily and shiny dark brown, the size is only 2 inches, not the size of an ordinary girl's fist, the matching wooden fish hammer, also known as Qianzhi, 10 cm long, usually can be directly stuffed into the wooden fish, and then take it out when needed.
As for its function, it has been tested in the field before, and after tapping, it can make everyone except the holder nervous, and the closer to the wooden fish, the lower the cultivation level, the greater the impact.
The cost is that you need to fast, and the more you knock, the longer you will fast.
It's a pity that this effect is almost nill for Su Mo, and he just wants to have a few more boiled meat slices tonight.
As for the third strange object, it is a jade Buddha of the yellow pages level.
The Jade Buddha is small and exquisite, only the size of a thumb, and after use, it will turn into a crow, replacing the user's eyes, and fly to a distance to investigate, the farther the detection, the greater the price to pay.
Of course, there is an upper limit to this distance, beyond which the Jade Buddha will directly collapse, and the user will also suffer the most serious price.
For Su Mo, the utility of this Jade Buddha was even stronger than that red-clothed wooden fish.
It can be seen that strange things are not just based on the grade.
In addition, he also obtained two other Yellow Pages-level strange objects on the spot, namely a robe that can make people invisible, and a bowl that can be turned into a bowl with a diameter of two meters.
These two strange objects Su Mo gave to Chen Shuo and Zhang Xuanyang respectively.
Without Zhang Xuanyang's invitation, he would not have known about this incident.
Without Chen Shuo's soul whistle, it would have been difficult for him to find the Qingjing Temple in time.
They deserve to be rewarded for their contributions.
And they need their help for some things after that.
The Buddhists who were fooled by the World Venerable were by no means not only those at the scene, but there must have been many who remained in the outside world and had not yet arrived at the temple.
These Buddhists who remain in the outside world are time bombs, and they must find a way to deal with them, this kind of thing is too time-consuming for him to do, but for Zhang Xuanyang and Chen Shuo, who are backed by the two major organizations, it should be simpler.
In addition, Su Mo also discovered that the Shizun who died at the scene was most likely not the real mastermind behind the scenes, because what Shizun did was to transform the living into a living zombie, and the water monsters in the river were clearly contaminated with corpse qi after death, and the methods were not consistent.
But looking through the fragmentary memories of the World Venerable, no relevant clues were found, and even the corpse qi in his hand was picked up from the temple gate - this kind of thing, except for the delirious monster, who else can fool?
But he had to deliver food every day, and he didn't have time to toss around on it, so he handed over the task of searching for the mastermind behind the scenes to Zhang Xuanyang and Chen Shuo.
He didn't believe that with the background of the two major forces, he couldn't find any clues.
As long as he can find someone, he can send them to meet a victim like Huarui.
And in this waiting, three days passed quietly.
He failed to receive news from Zhang Xuanyang and Chen Shuo.
Instead, he got new information from Shen Panxia's side-
She found traces of the Deathmark weapon.