059 Amusement Park Rules! (Change)
The moment you pass through the iron gate, you feel like you have stepped through a faint curtain of water, and you have entered another world in the blink of an eye.
Unlike the ruins I saw earlier, there was an intact amusement park.
Brand new rides, relaxing and fun music, clean and tidy floors, colorful balloons, and vaguely smell the aroma of various foods.
Aside from not being able to see any visitors or staff, it looks like an amusement park waiting to open to welcome customers.
And at this moment, it welcomed two uninvited guests in advance.
Looking carefully at the Dream Valley in front of him, Su Mo always felt that it was very magical.
He had been to this place a few times, but each time he saw the barren and dilapidated ruins outside.
In fact, this was the first time he had seen the original face of Dream Valley.
It's a pity that this face does not really exist in reality.
And there are obviously some very subtle differences from the Dream Valley that was originally built here.
At least, the balloons in Dream Valley could never be what they seem.
When I looked up, I saw scattered balloons floating in the sky.
Most of the balloons are very festive.
But many of them are also in black and white.
The black side is the back of the head, and the white side is the human face.
The bloodless man's face was imprinted with a very realistic expression.
Frightened, angry, mad, or violent...... And so on.
It feels like imprinting all the expressions of a person before they die.
And the rope under the balloon is also different from ordinary balloons, red, with a slight twist and elasticity, and it is still bouncing in the sky when it is shaken by the wind.
It's clearly a whole pristine intestine.
While Su Mo and Shen Panxia were looking up, the human head balloon in the sky seemed to have spotted them.
Immediately, the two head balloons broke away from their companions around them and swept down quickly.
Although these human head balloons looked terrifying, the aura revealed by their bodies was not even at the nascent level.
Not even as good as the transformed ghosts, a gust of wind seemed to be able to blow them away.
Su Mo and Shen Panxia didn't make a move, intending to see what moths this human head balloon was going to toss.
As a result, the two goods were only halfway through the flight, and the intestines were dropped with a bang, as if to make them look confused.
Su Mo: "......"
Shen Panxia: "......"
Just as Shen Panxia was about to tear them apart with the black lines in his head.
The fallen sausage suddenly stopped in front of them.
Immediately afterward, the bloody intestines unfolded layer by layer, turning into two pieces of yellow intestine paper two meters square.
On the paper, in pale black font is written in large, crooked and slanted letters:
"Dream Valley Amusement Park Rules, Visitors Must Read!" 》
Su Mo and Shen Panxia glanced at each other and couldn't help but look at each other.
This amusement park is quite flowery.
Without much thought, they immediately began to look at the contents of the code:
1. The opening time of this amusement park is 12 o'clock at noon, and the four doors of the east, west, south and north will open two at random, and the duration is 10 seconds, please be sure to leave within the specified time, in addition, the time displayed by all clocks in the amusement park cannot be trusted
2. The shops in the park do not sell any souvenirs, if you find any souvenirs for sale, please leave immediately
3. There are a total of 44 carriages on the Ferris wheel, if you find that there are 45, please do not go up to ride
4. Don't make any noise while riding the roller coaster, and don't try to jump out of the car while driving
5. When playing the merry-go-round, you must turn more than 30 times before coming down, if you can't do it, please don't play
6. Please do not get knocked out of the field when driving bumper cars, and if you are knocked out, please pout your butt
7. There is no VR theater in the amusement park, if you see the theater, please leave immediately
8. The jumping machine will rise from the ground, if it is a jumping machine from the ground, please do not play
9. When visiting the pirate ship, please make sure that there are pirate staff on board
10. The house is very dangerous, and it is not recommended to play for both timid and timid tourists
11. If you see a clown with a balloon, please go to the house immediately to take refuge
12. If you successfully visit six or more facilities, you will meet the principal
14. There is no Article 13 in this Code
15. Catch five dwarfs and send them to the Grand Theater, where Snow White will have a heavy reward
Looking at the gradually disappearing intestinal paper, Shen Pan Xia Qi said:
"These thirteen rules are quite decent."
Leaving aside the missing thirteenth and the nonsense fourteenth, the so-called amusement park code is indeed only thirteen.
Su Mo looked at the human head balloon that had evolved two intestinal ropes again in the sky, and pondered:
"Maybe these head balloons are all there to send tips to those who enter the park."
"But is it necessary?"
Shen Panxia was puzzled:
"Basically, creatures that break into a foreign land, whether human or weird, will be treated as food by the foreign derivatives, and it will be so kind to send out a prompt to remind us? I always felt that there was something wrong with the bread in these rules, and maybe ten of them were true, but the remaining three must be wrong! ”
"I don't rule it out."
Su Mo pondered:
"However, there may also be unique quirks, who like to make rules for games, and like to play with human nature for fun.
And the most important thing is that since the previous big man with the death mark has entered here, maybe this stroke has something to do with him.
I don't know he's the principal. ”
"It would be great if he was the principal!"
Shen Panxia's expression was excited, eager to try:
"Article 12 of the Code of Conduct mentions that we can meet the principal as long as we have played six game facilities, which is very easy for us, and by the way, we can also identify whether the content of the code is true or false!"
Su Mo had no objection to this, he also wanted to see what tricks the dead seal big man was playing.
The two of them continued on their way, and soon saw a giant merry-go-round.
The merry-go-round, the Ferris wheel and the roller coaster can be said to be the three royal homes of amusement parks.
Among them, the merry-go-round is the most common.
In addition to large amusement parks, many small amusement parks and even shopping malls have carousels.
The regular merry-go-round is 16, 24, or 32.
Even the double-decker merry-go-round in a large amusement park usually doesn't have more than 100 seats.
The giant merry-go-round, which is more than 30 meters in diameter, has 369 seats.
It's almost as big as a Ferris wheel.
In addition to its huge size, the Trojan horses on the merry-go-round are also different from the regular painted Trojan horses, which are basically strange beasts that only exist in the Book of Mountains and Seas or myths and legends.
There are more than 20,000 colored lanterns hanging above many strange beasts, but at the moment there are only a few red lights.
The light shone on the strange beasts, faintly, making their hideous faces more and more real, and they would choose to devour people at any time.
"Such a large merry-go-round, assuming two turns in one minute, thirty turns will take about fifteen minutes, which is not too long."
Shen Panxia's eyes were shining.
She hadn't ridden such a big merry-go-round since she was a child.
"The code of conduct says that some accident should happen during the spin and force you to fall."
Su Mo stepped forward:
"But that's exactly what I want."
Seeing that Su Mo was staring at a Trojan horse in the shape of a phoenix, Shen Panxia's eyes rolled, and his face rose three points of weakness, and he said busily:
"Brother Mo, in order to prevent any accidents, let's sit on the same horse, in case there is any problem, we can take care of each other!"
Su Mo thought to himself, just in case, it would be better to sit together.
He nodded, climbed directly onto the phoenix, and let the front out a little.
Then I saw Shen Panxia running over, pressing his little hand, turning his waist, and falling behind him on the spot.
Su Mo made her a little confused for a moment.
Before he could speak, with a "click", more than 20,000 colored lights above his head were immediately lit up, but all of them cast a bleak light like blood.
With an eerie opening tune, the merry-go-round starts like an old train, slowly making a circular motion.
When the merry-go-round was activated, Su Mo was keenly aware that a strange force fell on him out of thin air, triggering it.
It seems that as soon as he drops the Trojan horse, it will detonate immediately.
"It's funny, you can still play like this."
Su Mo was interested, he wanted to see what means the other party could use.
Just as I was thinking about it, things immediately began to change on the field.
The phoenix under him let out a crisp cry, and the whole body seemed to come to life, and the back that was not very wide rose and fell like a snake, and the difference between the top and bottom could even reach two meters.
If ordinary people were caught off guard, they would have been thrown out long ago.
Even if you are a cultivator, you may not be able to stabilize your body if you are not careful.
However, Su Mo was like his ass sticking to its back, and he couldn't move.
On the contrary, Shen Panxia behind him may not be able to sit steadily, so he screamed and hugged him directly.
Su Mo, who was hit by Sydney, didn't have much heart.
Because the phoenix under him stepped on the horse again and began to behave as a demon.
With a flap of its wings, it jumped straight up, turning 720 degrees in the air to catch Thomas's spinning backflip.
Su Mo was in the air, and his legs were lightly clamped.
I heard a soft "click", and the phoenix's whole body was covered with fine cracks.
Even the glowing eyeballs turned into shattered glass balls.
It fell back to its place, shivering all over its body.
When it saw the fragments of its wings that had fallen, it didn't even dare to shake.
At this time, the other Trojan horses in the shape of various mythical beasts around them also seemed to come to life.
Charges were made to him.
Su Mo opened his right hand, and the palm of his hand was a dark red ball.
In the next second, these balls exploded in all directions like hidden weapons.
Many of the Divine Beast Trojans that launched the siege instantly vaporized and burned out.
In the blink of an eye, a large area was emptied.
The rest of the game can only be described as lackluster.
The shattered phoenix under him didn't dare to move, so much so that he completed the game with unprecedented stability.
It feels like a daughter-in-law who is experiencing a seven-year itch and is lying flat and untouched, which is really not interesting.
When the music stopped, the Trojan horse had just turned around thirty times, and the strange power on its body disappeared mysteriously.
Su Mo flipped off the phoenix with a little regret.
Shen Panxia was also a little dissatisfied and flipped down.
What about the ups and downs?
What about the joy of saying a good spin?
It's not at all like what you imagined, hey!
"Forget it, let's go to the pirate ship again, I don't know what that staff member looks like."
Su Mo raised his eyes to look at the giant pirate ship that was faintly visible in front of him.
……
Northeast side of Dream Valley Amusement Park.
A souvenir shop.
The traces of the scene are somewhat chaotic, and it is clear that a battle has been experienced.
There were many dolls, jade and other souvenirs scattered on the floor, the long wooden counter was completely shattered, and the steel walls were left with many scratches and holes.
The shemale man of the Cult clapped his hands and said with a bewitching smile:
"Then what kind of broken rules is completely fooling everyone, saying that the shop that sells souvenirs can't be entered, in the end it's just two fourth-order weirdos, not enough for us to stuff our teeth."
"Yes, if we hadn't killed it together, we wouldn't have found the strange thing hidden here."
The scar man rubbed a golden keychain, and the smile on his face looked quite hideous against the background of the scar.
"Don't forget our heroes."
Lin Zedong patted the shoulder of the skinny monkey Zhang Xiaoqiang, and smiled with great satisfaction:
"If it weren't for Xiaoqiang's ability, we wouldn't have known that there were strange things hidden here.
Take Xiaoqiang with you, and we will only find more and more strange things in the future.
Maybe in the future, the spiritual tide god-making plan will have your share. ”
Hearing this, the breathing of the scar man and the others all became rapid, and the eyes that looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang became even more fiery.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's face also showed a rare look of pride.
After cleaning the scene and making sure that there were no more strange objects, the group walked out of the store one after another.
However, just as they came to the outside world, a loud shout suddenly came from the darkness:
"Trapped!"
The moment the words fell, the solid ground where several people were located immediately turned into a swamp.
The five of them were trapped in the muddy swamp on the spot, and they couldn't pull out their legs and feet with all their strength.
Long Xiaofei and the four of them walked out from the corner of the opposite house.
Looking at the group of cultivators struggling in the mud, Long Xiaofei, who had purple hair, laughed coldly:
"Lin Zedong, the last time you attacked me, did you think there would be today?"
Lin Zedong struggled, not only did he not pull it out, but he made his legs and feet sink deeper.
He didn't panic too much, looked at Long Xiaofei opposite, and said with a slight smile:
"Who should I be, it turns out to be the Dragon Chicken Dragon Patrol of the Sorcerer Alliance!"
"Don't call me a dragon chick!!"
Long Xiaofei's face was bruised.
Lin Zedong sighed:
"What's the solution? At that time, everyone was attacked by an unknown powerhouse, and they had to be honest with each other, to be honest, I didn't expect that the famous Long Xiaofei Dragon Patrol would be Long Xiaoji, which was really beyond my expectations. ”
Thinking of this, Long Xiaofei became angry and said fiercely:
"If you hadn't robbed people on my side, why would I have been attacked by someone else on the road? It's all your fault, and we're here today to make a decision! ”
"Patrol Envoy Long, we can't talk nonsense with our eyes open, what is not robbing people, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not agree to join your sorcerer alliance at that time.
His original organization, the Bloody Cloth God, was wiped out, and he was the only one left, and it was normal for him to find a home.
With his awakened ability to sense strange things, any organization is willing to accept him.
Now that he has volunteered to serve our Order, I have not persecuted him at all, and I don't believe you can ask him yourself. ”
Long Xiaofei raised his eyebrows, looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was at the end, and said with a lot of money:
"What conditions will the sorcery give you, our Sorcerer Alliance will open double!"
"Really?!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said busily:
"Minister Lin promised to help me find an 18-year-old beautiful girl as a wife!"
Long Xiaofei was slightly stunned, gritted his teeth and said:
"Okay, double if you say it's good, double it, and I'll find you a 36-year-old when I go back!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned.
Lin Zedong smiled disdainfully:
"How dare you deceive children! Can you be 36 as good as my 18? ”
"You know what? Can you have my 36-year-old run at 18 years old? Can it be as much as my 36-year-old pose? ”
"Fallacious reasoning, give me my life!"
Lin Zedong suddenly exploded, and the whole person jumped out on the spot and rushed towards them.
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled coldly:
"Do you really think I'm idle and talking nonsense to you? This swamp is mixed with poison, and the longer you stay, the deeper the poison will be! Don't even think about leaving today! ”
The words fell, and he rushed forward!
PS: Nima, the brain written in this chapter is almost drained...... orz