Chapter 388: Xiaoqing, do you want to double cultivate and find Fahai, what are you trying to do with me?
Early in the morning, the town.
On the small river in the middle of the town, small boats are moving in an orderly manner, mostly carrying goods destined for the market or people who want to get out of the city by water.
Originally, everything was in order, but suddenly a boatman noticed two slender figures on the shore and couldn't take his eyes back for a long time.
One after another, more and more boatmen looked to the shore, which led to no one to control and avoid, and the cargo ships collided with each other one after another, and under the violent shaking, the sound of "plopping and plopping" falling into the water came and went.
The two people on the shore saw the chaotic river and immediately let out a silver bell-like laugh.
"Sister, you see them looking at me, squinting."
"I didn't know that one of them was hit on the head with a bamboo pole, and I kept staring at it."
"Hee-hee, they all stumbled and fell off the boat, still watch."
"These people are so interesting."
The two women standing on the shore and laughing are the white snake and the green snake who have gradually become familiar with their bodies after a few days of transformation.
"Let's go, leave them alone." The white snake, who is alias Bai Suzhen, held a round fan with a picture of a beauty to block her face, and threw a wink at a boatman on the boat who was staring at her intently.
The two women twisted their small waists like water snakes, and walked side by side under the shore promenade, because they were not used to walking on two feet, they could only walk slowly while stepping on the beat.
"Ten steps and a break, and another break, sister." Xiaoqing said, lying directly on the bench in the corridor, slumping on the bench as if he had no bones.
Bai Suzhen stepped forward and patted Xiaoqing with a fan, and sighed helplessly: "Xiaoqing, look at you, like a person, you have eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and you are still hanging on the stool like a lazy snake." You're too lazy here, how can you learn to be a man? ”
"You still have to climb......" Xiaoqing said helplessly.
Bai Suzhen immediately corrected: "Don't talk about climbing, people call crawling 'walking', understand?" Don't hang your feet like that, put it down. ”
Bai Suzhen pulled down Xiaoqing's two legs wrapped around the bench like no bones, and said seriously: "If you want to be a person, you have to straighten your waist and walk with your chest up!" ”
"You've been cultivating for a thousand years, but I've only been cultivating for five hundred years. Give me another 500 years, and you can walk with two tails tied in a few knots. Xiaoqing complained.
Bai Suzhen slapped off the two feet that Xiaoqing was shaking in his hand: "These two are not called tails, they are called feet!" I ask you, learn to be a man! ”
"It's so tiring to be a human being, it's better to be a snake, and when you're tired, you can find a place to lie down." Xiaoqing said with a sad face.
Bai Suzhen rolled her eyes and said, "Then you can go back to the Purple Bamboo Forest by yourself." ”
"I don't want it!"
"Don't just study hard!"
Bai Suzhen pulled Xiaoqing up and walked their snake steps again. At this moment, she noticed a scholar in white running towards the dock with a few books in his arms.
"Xiaoqing, since you're tired, why don't we charter a boat to go to the lake?" Bai Suzhen asked.
Xiaoqing didn't want to practice walking for a long time, so she nodded hurriedly and said, "Okay, okay, sister, let's go to the lake quickly, I don't want to take a single step on this road." ”
"Okay."
……
"Boatman, wait for me, boatman!" Xu Xian held a stack of books and hurried to the shore.
The boatman who was untying the rope knew Xu Xian, raised his head and said, "Teacher Xu, this boat has been contracted, wait for the next turn." During the Qingming Festival, those big men like to travel in the mountains and rivers and charter a lot of boats. ”
"But I'm in a hurry to cross the river." Xu Xian said anxiously.
"Well, wait a little longer." The boatman persuaded.
Looking at the sparsely standing men on the two-story boat, as well as a large group of beautiful women dressed in flowers, Xu Xian could only sigh.
At this time, a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Hey, isn't this Brother Xu?" Are you here to take a boat? ”
As soon as Xu Xian turned around, he saw Lin Ge and Fahai standing behind, and suddenly said with surprise on his face: "Brother Lin, Master Fahai, where are you going?" ”
Lin Ge said casually: "I heard that the lake view here is good in the morning, I originally wanted to rent a boat for a walk, but I didn't even have a boat." ”
Xu Xian sighed: "Isn't it? I heard the boatman say that in the past few days of the Qingming Festival, many old men have chartered boats to go out to play, and it is difficult to take a boat these days. ”
The three of them were chatting, only to see a small and medium-sized pleasure boat in the distance slowly approaching, this boat is much smaller than the two-story and three-story boats that the old men have packed, only the bow and stern have a boatman, who is cooperating with rowing.
In the small pavilion on the ship, a woman in white was leaning against the window, holding a fan and fanning it gently, while a woman in green clothes was lying next to her.
Seeing these two women, Fahai's brows furrowed.
At this moment, Lin Ge noticed that Bai Suzhen picked up a pot of wine and threw it into the air, and the originally clear sky suddenly became cloudy, and it rained heavily.
Fahai's face turned cold, and he was about to cast a spell to break Bai Suzhen's spell, but Lin Ge held his hand down: "Don't worry, let's see what they want to do first." ”
Xiaoqing on the boat also noticed Fahai, lay down beside Bai Suzhen and said, "Sister, the monk in the bamboo forest is also there." ”
"Then why don't you hurry up and put your tail away." Bai Suzhen said.
Xiaoqing laughed and said: "You have to take a breath when you hang yourself, it has been with me for five hundred years, and you have to give it some time to adapt to becoming a foot." ”
"Then you be careful of being targeted by monks." Bai Suzhen warned.
Xiaoqing put his tail away, leaned on the window towards the shore and was walking towards the pavilion because of the sudden heavy rain, and said with a smile: "Sister, I found that the monk is not bad, with fine skin and tender meat, white and clean, and he is very easy to get along with at first glance." ”
"You must not beat his idea, his mana is unfathomable, we better not have anything to do with this kind of person." Bai Suzhen admonished.
"Huh? The man next to the monk seems to be better, judging from the dress, similar to the person you fancied, he should also be a scholar? ”
Bai Suzhen knocked on Xiaoqing's head with a fan and said, "Take a closer look at that man!" ”
"Ahh It turned out to be a Taoist priest who had also appeared in the bamboo forest before! But sister, he is the one who stopped the monk from attacking us, he should be a good person, right? ”
"I don't know if he's a good person, but it's definitely a high-ranking person, so you'd better not provoke him."
"Hey, monks can't do it, and neither can Taoist priests...... What does that ordinary scholar mean? Xiaoqing complained dissatisfiedly.
"It's just ordinary, it's easy to get along." Bai Suzhen said with a smile.
At this time, Xu Xian, who noticed the boat, suddenly shouted towards the boat: "Boat man, wait a minute, can you send us across the lake?" ”
Bai Suzhen thought for a while, but still let the boatman dock, looked at the three people who were holding umbrellas and walked towards the boat, and said slightly apologetically: "The three of you are really sorry, my sister and I are on the boat, this boat is not big, it may not be able to accommodate ......"
"It's okay, it's okay, just squeeze it!" Lin Ge stepped forward with his own familiarity, deliberately stepped on a stone, slid forward with his feet, and directly pushed out Xu Xian, who was standing in the front.
Xu Xian never thought that Lin Ge would push him, his center of gravity was unstable, and he crashed directly into Bai Suzhen, and the two hugged each other at the bow of the boat.
Without waiting for Bai Suzhen to speak, Lin Ge had already dragged the boat on the sea: "Hey, this boat looks small, I didn't expect it to be so big inside, let alone five people, it's no problem to come five more, boatman, let's start the boat." ”
Lin Ge's anti-guest made Bai Suzhen not know what to do for a while, she was originally coming for Xu Xian, but she didn't think that Hai would appear here so coincidentally, disrupting her arrangement, and she wanted to find another opportunity to contact Xu Xian, but who knew that Lin Ge directly came with a wave of "assists".
"That'...... Come in, there's a stove in there to dry your clothes. Bai Suzhen saw that the three of them had already boarded the boat, so she could only beckon them in first.
There was a stove in the cabin to warm the wine, and after Bai Suzhen introduced Xu Xian, she greeted warmly: "Try the West Lake beef soup I cooked?" ”
"I've already taken the girl's boat, and I want you to greet me, how embarrassing is that." Xu Xian gratefully accepted the hot tea handed over by Bai Suzhen.
Bai Suzhen's silk dress, covered with tulle, was stained with some rain when she was at the bow of the boat just now, and the semi-wet clothes were attached to her body at this time, and some beautiful scenery loomed.
When Xu Xian took the teacup, he accidentally caught a glimpse of spring light, and hurriedly muttered in his heart, "Don't look at indecent things" and turned his head.
Bai Suzhen wanted to tease Xu Xian again, but felt a gaze staring at him all the time. Looking sideways, Fahai was closing his eyes and reciting the scriptures, but Lin Ge's gaze was always on her.
"It's okay, you're busy, although the monk and I have also been drenched in a lot of rain, and most of our clothes are wet, it doesn't matter if it's cold, it's okay to boil up to typhoid fever at most, and it's okay if you don't drink hot tea." Lin Ge said.
“……”
Bai Suzhen suddenly felt a big headache, with these two "masters" in the way, no matter how much she still had to seduce Xu Xian, she couldn't do it.
Especially Lin Ge's eyes looking forward to watching a live action blockbuster, Bai Suzhen's heart was furious.
Bai Suzhen was struggling with how to deal with Lin Ge, but Xu Xian on the side said slightly embarrassed: "Girl, although I am a little presumptuous, can you let me pour hot tea for the two friends." After all, the heavy rain came so suddenly, we were caught off guard, and we were so cold, I was afraid that we were frostbitten. ”
"Absolutely." Bai Suzhen said with a smile.
Xu Xian was about to take the teapot to pour tea for Lin Ge and the others, but saw a pair of hands poking out on the side, and Xiaoqing took the teapot first to make it for Lin Ge.
"This brother is so handsome, my name is Xiaoqing, drink a sip of hot tea to warm up, if you still feel cold, I can also help you and me." Xiaoqing said, smiling charmingly at Lin Ge.
Lin Ge: ...... Comrade Chen Qi, you have changed the world, and your style remains the same! Anyway, if you want to double cultivate and find Fahai, what are you doing teasing me?
"Thank you."
"You're welcome, you haven't told me your name yet."
"In Xia Lin Ge, the ninety-ninth generation true disciple of the Shangqing faction in Maoshan Mountain. Today should not be the first time I have met the two of you. Lin Ge smiled slightly, and tactfully pierced Xiaoqing's careful thoughts.
Xiaoqing said deliberately: "Oh? I don't remember seeing a man as handsome as you. ”
"Bamboo Forest."
Hearing this, Xiaoqing not only did not retreat, but instead posted it towards Lin Ge, and whispered in his ear: "Then do I want to thank the Taoist for saving his life, I heard that you humans like to make promises the most, what do you think of me, do you like it?" Double cultivation is also possible~"
Xu Xian didn't hear Xiaoqing's words clearly, but heard Lin Ge's self-introduction, and said in surprise: "Brother Lin is still a cultivator?" But...... Did you know these two girls before? ”
"There was a one-sided relationship." Bai Suzhen said in front of Lin Ge.
Lin Ge said with a smile: "Since we all know each other, there is wine and food here, and idleness is idle, why don't we play the wine order, or pair up?" ”
Before Bai Suzhen could speak, Xiaoqing took the lead and clapped her hands and smiled: "Okay, okay, some play is the best!" However, what is a liquor order and a pair? ”
Lin Ge briefly explained what a pair is, and Xiaoqing said excitedly: "I understand, just say something that means something about the same meaning, right?" ”
"That's pretty much it." Lin Ge nodded.
Xiaoqing smiled excitedly: "I will, I will, let's start quickly." Since it's the game you proposed, it's up to you to come up with the question first! ”
Lin Ge thought for a moment and said, "The palace jade liquor ......"
"Huh?"
As soon as Lin Ge's first question came out, not only Xiaoqing was stunned, but even Xu Xian was stunned.
These days, he has had a "discussion" with Lin Ge in private, and he also admires Lin Ge's writing (piao) and cai (qie).
thought that in front of the beauty, since Lin Ge proposed to play the game, he must show his literary talent, but who knew that there would be such an ordinary pair.
Lin Ge took in the reactions of several people, Fahai was closing his eyes and reciting the scriptures, Xiaoqing frowned, thinking about the problem very seriously, Xu Xian seemed to be a little entangled, as if he was thinking about Lin Ge's seemingly simple pair, whether there were other meanings in it.
It was Bai Suzhen, with a different kind of gaze in her eyes.
"Bamboo forest lotus seed soup! Ha ha! I'm the right pair, it's neat! At this time, Xiaoqing's laughter broke the silence in the boat.
Lin Ge gave a thumbs up and said, "It's really neat." ”
"Haha! I'm really smart! Xiaoqing said proudly.
Lin Ge looked at Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, and asked with a smile, "What about the two of you?" ”
“…… Well, Yaochi Fushou Peach. Bai Suzhen said.
Lin Ge glanced at Bai Suzhen and said with a smile: "It's also very neat, the girl opened with the pronunciation of the word yi-ao, I thought you were going to say a 'one' word downlink." ”
"The little girl is only a shallow learner, please forgive me." Bai Suzhen smiled slightly.
At this time, Xu Xian, who was meditating hard, said a few times in a row, but he didn't feel that it was appropriate, and he suddenly felt that Lin Ge's uplink really had a deep meaning, and he admired him even more.
With Lin Ge's active atmosphere on the boat, several people quickly became familiar with each other, until they crossed the lake, they were still a little unsatisfied, and they agreed to visit the lake another day.
Xu Xian still has classes to attend today, so she left first after leaving her address and name, and Xiaoqing invited Lin Ge to her house to sit down.
"Monk, you haven't spoken since you got on the boat, why is that?" Xiaoqing leaned over to Fahai and asked.
Fahai has been getting along with Lin Ge these days, and although he has a certain improvement in his views on people and demons, he still can't walk with demons.
Fahai said: "Good, good, two female donors, I will spare your life when I think you help others. But shemales are different, and even if they are transformed, they should not walk in human towns. ”
"Hey, you're so boring as a monk, my sister and I just want to experience human life, that's not all?" Xiaoqing hid beside Bai Suzhen and grimaced at Fahai.
Bai Suzhen said: "Since you don't like us to appear, then we will go back to the forest." ”
Fahai looked at the backs of the two of them leaving, and said again: "I can see that you are interested in that scholar, remember, there is a difference between shemales, if you insist on this, I will not let you get your wish!" ”
Bai Suzhen glanced at Fahai lightly, did not answer, but continued to lead Xiaoqing away. Xiaoqing looked at Lin Ge reluctantly: "Hey, Taoist, come and play with me when you have time!" ”
After Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing left, Fahai faced Lin Ge and asked puzzledly: "Dao Chief, that snake demon obviously has a bad plot against the scholar, there is a difference between the human demon, if they are allowed to develop, I am afraid that the scholar will be eroded by the demon qi of the snake demon and become inhuman." ”
"Then why didn't you stop her?" Lin Ge asked.
"Huh?" Fahai was stunned.
"Ahh Lin Ge said very seriously.
"Huh?" Fahai was completely stunned.
Didn't you secretly add fuel to the fire, so that they could look at each other?
Fahai looked directly at Lin Ge's gaze, and suddenly realized: "Oh, the little monk understands!" It turns out that Dao Chief, you want to test the achievements of the little monk in the past few days, deliberately approaching the two snake demons, and want to see if the little monk can see through them at a glance, this is a test for the little monk! Alas, I didn't immediately understand what the Taoist meant, and the little monk's cultivation was really far behind. Fahai couldn't help but sigh.
“…… Uh, that's right! That's it. ”
Lin Ge raised his hand and patted Fahai's shoulder, and said seriously: "But it's not a big problem, since you have seen the clues, it proves that you are already improving." Then, the responsibility of saving Xu Xian will be handed over to you. ”
"What about you, Daoist?" Fahai asked.
Lin Ge said: "Qingming Festival, sacrifice...... I am more concerned about some things in this town, I need to confirm it, I believe that with your ability, there is no problem in dealing with those two snake demons, right? ”
"Don't worry, the little monk will definitely deal with those two snake demons properly, and he will not live up to the guidance of the Taoist chief to the little monk in the past few days." Fahai said seriously.
Lin Ge nodded, and after saying goodbye to Fahai, he left the town and entered the forest, found a sparsely populated place, took out a single hair of the tanuki essence and blew it, and summoned it.
……
On the other side, after Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing left the town, they walked on the country road, Xiaoqing wanted to turn back into a snake body and swim back quickly, but was stopped by Bai Suzhen.
"What's wrong, sister?" Xiaoqing asked suspiciously.
"Someone is following us."
Bai Suzhen stopped, looked at the forest behind her, raised her voice and said, "You've followed us all the way, can you come out now?" ”
At this time, three people, one old and two young, walked out of the forest, and they were the "old Taoists" who had a relationship with Bai Suzhen who was hiding in the river in the town before.
When Bai Suzhen saw the old Taoist, her face sank suddenly: "Hmph, I get angry when I see you stinky Taoists, I just want to be a good person and integrate into this world, you must come to make trouble, right?" That stinky Taoist priest is protected by Fahai, I want to see who you have to protect you! ”
As soon as the words fell, Bai Suzhen's hand flipped over, and a white serpentine sword had appeared in his hand. (End of chapter)