"During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot, and the glazed funeral was on behalf of the grave."

"Our motto is: to die happily and live happily."

"Relics are sorted out, burials and funerals, water and land dojos, feng shui cemeteries.

Crying and mourning, guarding the spirit.

Cremation, burial, balloon burial, diamond burial, ......"

"Only you can't think of it, we can't do it without us."

"Don't miss it when you pass by, the magic capital Liuli funeral dragon will serve you wholeheartedly."

……

Magic City.

A small two-storey building surrounded by high-rise buildings.

Liu Li finished reading the advertising slogan of "Demon Capital Liuli Funeral Dragon" with emotion, looked up at the opposite side, and asked, "Remember?" ”

On the opposite side, four part-time secretaries lined up, nodding their heads in unison.

"Then everyone records a video and posts it on various platforms, go ahead."

Liu Li threw off her high heels, curled up and nested into the boss's chair, moved a comfortable position, and prepared to start swiping her mobile phone.

"Okay, boss."

"Simple, no problem, Sister Liuli, you can see."

The little secretaries responded in a gossipy, and the birds and beasts returned to their seats separately, pinching their throats and starting to record videos.

Soon, one video after another was uploaded to the "Demon Capital Liuli Funeral Dragon" account on all video platforms on the whole network.

Liu Li's account is quite a lot, covering the whole network.

Occasionally start a live stream and record a video.

The number of followers and the advertising effect are almost equal to none.

All platforms on the whole network add up to one hundred and eighty fans, and they are all here for her appearance, commenting on Yishui's "Miss Liuli, I want to bury it in your heart"......

"Hmph, it must be Miss Ben's appearance that is too amazing, which affects the advertising effect."

Liu Li comforted herself, looking forward to whether the advertising videos of the little secretaries could bring customers.

Waiting online, it's in a hurry.

From the first day Liu Li crossed into this parallel world, she was in a hurry.

After crossing over, she found that she had inherited a small building in the Demon Capital.

Can you believe that I am in a building in the magic capital?

Surprise is followed by fright, this small building is a funeral shop, specializing in serving the dead, doing a white business.

The point is

Liu Li soon discovered that the building also came with a system: a one-stop funeral system.

The first funeral business had to be completed within a month for the building to continue to exist.

If the funeral business is doing well, the building will continue to grow.

For example, it grows into a high-rise building, with a variety of supporting facilities and various functions.

I have a "high" building in the magic capital, can you believe it?

Liu Li decisively began to advertise on the Internet.

The video is also recorded, and the live broadcast is also dry.

When I see a place where I can comment, my hands are itchy, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't comment on a "Welcome to the Magic Capital Liuli Funeral One-stop".

For the dream of "I have a building in the magic capital", I shudder.

nestled in the boss's chair and brushed the video that the little secretaries had just uploaded, and Liu Li was pleasantly surprised to see that there was a comment immediately.

Could it be that business has come to the door?

She opened it a little expectantly.

"Can it be good, I'm here to see the young lady, and I actually swiped this kind of advertisement, do you have a sense of public morality?"

"Bah, it's good luck, backhanded."

"Turn off the subtitles, turn it mute, and watch the little sister's little mouth click, it's quite emotional."

"Ahem, I came in for a dragon, I didn't expect it to be such a dragon, disturbing the farewell."

“……”

Liu Li silently turned off the comments.

She has been mentally prepared for a long time, and she does white things, and she doesn't print soft girl coins, can she still be loved by everyone?

If you don't love it, you can't love it, you can't run away.

Don't look at everyone's hard mouth, when it comes to the end, the body is soft.

"Forget it, take the initiative and continue to advertise."

Liu Li started watching videos and advertising again.

Pick the ones that have traffic, well, young lady.

Although she is a woman, she still likes to watch the young lady.

The screen is full of long legs, which is pleasing to the eye.

"Hey, this leg, at least one meter two."

Liu Li wiped her saliva silently, sat up straight with her legs curled, and looked over seriously.

It was a video of a motorcycle goddess called "Ruffian Beauty".

In the video,

Wearing a tight leather suit, the ruffian Mei leaned over and straddled the heavy motorcycle S1000RR BMW,

On rugged mountain roads, at night at high speeds, in uninhabited wilderness......

In the mixed cut video, she has been driving at high speed, swaying from side to side, turning around, and the beauty riding a roaring beast.

In the roaring sound, lines of accompanying text surfaced:

"Who said girls, you can't be cool and handsome!"

"Man, isn't it just for exhaust fumes?"

"If you love a locomotive, if you don't love a male god, a girl can also soar to 180 miles."

……

"This ...... The goddess is a goddess, but you don't ride a proper motorcycle. ”

"Could it be the legendary locomotive lady?"

Liu Li was a little dumbfounded, and began to count with his fingers.

She has to count how many times this ruffian beauty motorcycle goddess has died in just one video?

"There are double speeders."

"There are people who don't wear helmets."

"There are those who cross the line and turn."

“……”

Liu Li shook her head again and again, already thinking about how to "uncover" her from the ground if this "motorcycle goddess" turned into a business.

If nothing happens, forget it, if something happens, it will definitely be a "snap", sticking to the ground like paper.

While complaining in her heart, Liu Li clicked on the comment and glanced at it.

Then, call the good guys.

Although there are also reminders such as "still be careful" and "meat wrapped in iron, be steady", the mainstream is:

"The ruffian is the most handsome, who said that girls can't be cool and handsome."

"Beautiful, I'm going to eat your exhaust."

"Ahh

"I like a little wild cat like you, and I see it."

“……”

Liu Li looked at it all over, either kneeling and licking or touting, and completely lost interest.

Just as she was about to be blessed with the next goddess,

"Dididi", "Dididi"

Crazy prompts kept ringing in my head.

"Here we are."

"It's finally here again."

Liu Li jumped up barefoot and looked expectantly at a transparent panel that suddenly appeared in front of her.

Ever since it appeared after the crossing, it has been pretending to be dead - the "funeral one-stop system".

It's finally open again.

"Customer detection: Ruffian beauty (motorcycle goddess)."

"Customer index: 100% (dead!) ）”

"The cause of death of the customer: 1. Oh, man; 2、？？？； 3、？？？ ”

"Customer Registration: Please Follow."

Liu Li blinked and looked up and down a few times.

The customer index is 100%, which means that 100% of the customers of our store are become?

Oh, that's dead.

Wait, what the hell is this cause of death?

Liu Li's mind was confused, and his movements were extremely crisp - the backhand was a concern.

opened the comment area of Ruffian Beauty again, and skillfully laid down the advertisement:

"The magic capital Liuli funeral one-stop, dedicated to your service."

"Funeral dragon to understand?"

"There is a discount for bookings, and there is more than one discount for bookings."