"Ding!"

"Pay attention, don't get lost, customers are on the way, stay tuned."

Liu Li didn't find a souvenir, and the words on the panel were still swiping the screen:

"The host has not officially accepted the customer, and the reward has not yet been opened."

Liu Limo clasped his hands, a little expectant.

"There are no people in West Lake City, how can the system get people to the magic capital for funeral? Curious! ”

"There are rewards after the official order, and the system is reliable."

Liu Li looked at it again and again, and after confirming that there was no omission, he turned off the panel.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk~"

There was a knock on the door.

"Enter."

Liu Li responded, and first poked in from the crack in the open door, and then a little secretary in Hanfu, and said timidly: "Old ~ boss." ”

Liu Li beckoned to her: "Xiao Jiu come in."

Speak louder, I won't eat you, it doesn't have that function.

Also, the boss is the boss, don't be old~ Boss, I'm not that old. ”

Xiao Jiu clasped his hands together, said "oh", and came in obediently with his head down.

She is one of the four little secretaries in the one-stop shop of the magic capital Liuli funeral, Hanfu Xiaojiu.

Wearing a Hanfu on Xiao Jiu's body, the little face is round and cute, just like a 9-year-old version of Xue Baochai with a height of 169 who came out of the Dream of Red Mansions.

"Are you cooking today? What to eat at noon? ”

Liu Li asked with great interest.

Xiao Jiu nodded obediently first, and then shook his head rattle: "Yes, no, no, no, no, there is a courier, such a big courier." ”

"Boss, did you buy anything?"

Liu Li was stunned for a moment: "Express? ”

Xiao Jiu chick nodded like a peck of rice: "That's right, it's so big, it's outside the door when you open the door in the morning." ”

"Souvenirs!"

Liu Li reacted, kicked her foot into her high heels, jumped up, and dragged Xiao Jiu downstairs.

She kind of knows how the souvenirs are delivered to her door?

It's actually a courier!

Wait a minute.

The two on the way, can't they also be couriers?

In the future, I can't look directly at the courier.

Liu Li's thinking diverged, and he rushed downstairs, and sure enough, he saw a large wooden box express delivery, and the door was about to be blocked.

"Take it apart, take it apart and see."

Liu Li commanded with a sting, the little secretaries were busy with sweat, and a powerful and domineering, Bling Bring's heavy locomotive sparkled in the sun and was pushed into the first floor of the small building.

"That's handsome."

Ling Nai and Xiao Jiuyi left and right, circled around the domineering and handsome heavy locomotive, touched it from time to time, and almost climbed up and rolled.

Liu Li touched his chin, and the first time he saw the heavy locomotive, the translucent panel resurfaced:

"Souvenir: The Goddess's Locomotive!"

"Based on the ruffian's beautiful dream car, the Dodge Tomahawk, it is all handmade."

"Special effects: Oh, man (man in the back seat, something must have happened).

Liu Li turned off the panel and waved his hand: "Don't touch it, the paint will be touched by you." ”

"Just put it there, really, it's not practical at all, why don't you discount it."

Liu Li turned around and went upstairs, stepped on her high heels with a "da-da-da" sound, saying so, the corners of her mouth curved showed that her mood was still beautiful.

It's not practical, but it's handsome!

If you go out on a blind date or something in the future, you can't make those domineering presidents handsome?

Wait, why did I think of a blind date?

I'm now the owner of a funeral parlor, which domineering president has such a big heart,

A blind date with a funeral one-stop?

How do you break a little depressed?

Liu Li turned her grief and anger into appetite, and shouted downstairs: "Xiao Jiu, call me when lunch is ready, I'm hungry." ”

The sound of "oh oh" high heels went upstairs, a Hanfu and a JK, and two little secretaries whispered.

Ling Nai's small leather shoes hit the ground, her hands were twisted together, and she said worriedly: "Sister Liuli must be nesting on the sofa again to watch videos." ”

Xiao Jiu nodded vigorously: "That's for sure." ”

Reina was even more worried: "Then we will have no business, what if the funeral shop goes out of business?"

People don't want to look for part-time jobs anymore.

No, I'm going to cheer up Sister Liuli. ”

JK clenched his fists to cheer himself up, and then received a roll of Xiao Jiu's eyes: "What do you want, don't you look at what kind of place we are?"

In the center of the magic city, a small single-family building, find out. ”

Reina blinked her eyes and said in disbelief, "What do you mean...... Sister Liuli is a rich woman? ”

Xiao Jiu nodded vigorously until Jin Bu shook it crookedly, and was very sure: "Well, very rich, very wife." ”

……

Very rich woman nestled on the sofa and a little distressed.

"Gee, I should have asked the funeral system to give me a discount."

"What if I run out of money?"

"You can't sell the building, and the system can't do it."

"If you don't have money, you can't pay the little secretary's salary, and after the little secretary leaves, I can't sit on the sofa every day and wait for death."

"Let's get business to the door."

"Brush, brush, brush, brush."

Liu Li nested in the most comfortable position on the sofa and started watching videos again,

Look for the second, the third......

The infinite number of customers who can elicit a system reaction.

Not to mention the 7 billion people on the earth, the more than one billion people in the motherland, and the 10 million or 20 million people in the magic capital, it is not enough to say that one or two hundred people die normally and unnaturally every day.

Every day, one or two hundred people all line up at the door of the one-stop store of the magic capital Liuli funeral, slaughter gently, and don't count the rest, just sell an urn with a minimum of 7,000 yuan per customer.

That's millions every day!

Liu Li wiped her saliva silently, feeling that the funeral industry was promising.

As for the fact that one or two hundred people have to go to the Demon Capital Liuli to line up for the funeral every day, this point is naturally ignored by Liu Li.

With lofty dreams, Liu Li watched videos all morning.

It can't be said that there is no harvest, there is still a harvest, but it is different from the imagined billions of points......

……

"Sisters and sisters, I have good news and bad news for you."

"Which Nirvana do you want to listen to first?"

"Okay, don't sell it anymore."

What appeared on the video was a little beauty with a ball head, she snorted on the ground, and used up half a pack of tissues in two sentences.

"The bad news is that I can't go to other people's houses to sleep on the sofa in the next few days, and we can't see the little milk dog Uncle Shuai."

"The good news is that I can sleep in a serious bed in the hospital, well, the hospital bed is also a bed, there is nothing wrong with it."

"When I'm discharged from the hospital, let's see if I can go to the doctor's brother's house to borrow a sofa to sleep, and then the broadcast will start."

The little beauty with a ball head has a fever paste on her forehead, and a whole pack of tissues on her hand is not enough to blow her nose, and she is still posting videos professionally.

When Liu Li swiped this video, the system was also dedicated to business.

A translucent panel appeared in front of Liu Li.

"Customer detection: ID - Maruko (Qyer sofa guest)."

"Customer index: 0.2% (life is not happy, death is difficult)"

"Customer information: Severe cold, risk of turning into encephalitis."

"Customer Registration: Please Follow."

……

"Feeling that your life is in danger?"

"Should I say that this little ball is lucky, or is it bad luck?"

"But looking at the tone of the system, she shouldn't be able to do it."

"Well, that's good."

Liu Li is very conscientious and does not click "attention" to a large extent.

Although she also wants to know, if she clicks on "attention", will this 10% be possible to develop 100%?

But this little pill didn't do anything bad? Liu Li doesn't want to waste people's lives for the sake of salary.

"I thought it would be a poor trip to sleep on other people's sofas, and there was some danger when I encountered a perverted madman or something, so I entered the eyes of the system."

"I didn't expect it to be because of a cold, tsk, but I also slept on the sofa with a cold, and it was no different."

While thinking wildly, Liu Li took out a specially prepared filofax leather ledger and wrote down the ID of Xiao Maruko.

"Sleeping on the sofa all day and playing on a budget trip, there must be risks, and maybe one day you will become a customer."

"Write it down, write it down, and observe it later, well, remind me."

"This is my prospect register from now on."

Liu Li seriously copied all the IDs that the system had responded to before.

This kind of potential customer, she doesn't want to like, comment, and follow on other people's accounts, for fear that the system will have some misunderstanding.

Honestly remember the one-stop version of the death note of the demon capital Liuli funeral, no, it's on the potential customer registration book.

After Liu Li registered all the harvests, she continued to brush down.

Another hour passed.

It's almost time to eat.

Liu Li is ready to give up,

was about to turn off the video of the medical beauty anchor on his phone,

A "ding" reminder made her instantly stand up.

This time, it's not a potential customer, it's a serious target customer!

"Customer Detection: Becoming Beautiful and Beautiful (Medical Beauty Anchor)."

"Customer index: 89% (just a little bit, just a little bit)"

"Customer information: 1. Beautiful and paid; 2. Make up for regrets; 3、？？？ ”

"Customer Registration: Please Follow."

……

"One more piece of information this time."

Liu Li noticed the change in the prompt on the panel for the first time.

"And it's much more specific than the last time, what the hell was that 'hehe, man' last time?"

"Looks like the system is evolving."

"It's just that this evolution is not complete, that is, from a monkey to an Homo erectus, it is still not a human."

"Shenma is 'beautiful and paid', and Shenma 'makes up for regrets', who can understand this?"

Liu Li complained frantically, and solemnly clicked on the homepage of this ID "Becoming Beautiful and Beautiful", as well as the previous video.

Looking for clients, she is serious.

On the homepage, the introduction of "Becoming Beautiful and Beautiful" reads:

"Who says man-made isn't beautiful?"

"Beauty depends on yourself!"

"Women, be cruel to yourself."

This is a medical beauty anchor, and the videos posted daily are basically all kinds of medical beauty science, and they bring goods by the way.

This skin booster, that filler.

Open the corners of the eyes here, augment the breasts there.

Bury a line on the left, pull a skin on the right.

……

Fans affectionately called her "big beautiful".

"Hey, there's something about this big beauty."

"Every time I finish medical beauty on my own, even if it is a photorejuvenation, I have to go on a blind date with a high-quality human man."

"To popularize science, there is popular science,

There are recommendations, there are recommendations,

To have a man with a man,

To have a story, there is a story. ”

Liu Li looked interested, and then frowned a little.

Especially after Da Mei began to recommend a product called "Beauty Loan".

A woman must be beautiful.

To be beautiful is to do medical beauty.

If you don't have money, you can borrow a "beauty loan" and go for medical beauty.

This three views, this referrer's behavior of taking out a loan, Liu Li rolled his eyes, and turned to the latest video.

In the latest video, Da Mei took off her hospital gown, revealing her slender waist wrapped in bandages, and showed it in front of the camera with a twist left and right.

That waist, A4 doesn't have it, Liu Li is willing to call it a small waist, no, it's an ant waist!

"Hey, this is in the hospital?!"

"Sure enough, there is more than one luck."

Liu Li's backhand is a concern.