Chapter 15: The Mourner, God!

The roulette wheel is spinning,

Liu Li's eyes were rolling.

It was slow to fast, and at first it could keep up, but then it became dizzy, and finally the eyes became the shape of mosquito coils.

Before being spit around, Liu Li could barely see the contents of some of the squares on the roulette wheel.

[Talent], [Skill]......

[Marriage], [Chance]......

[Fortune], [Luck]......

…………

And so on, and so on, and so on.

Only Liu Li couldn't imagine it, and she didn't want it without seeing it.

That's just a small part of the huge roulette wheel.

Liu Li never thought about it,

can actually dig out so many kinds of hair from a person.

It's a matter of minutes to get customers out of the way.

"Gross~!"

Liu Li retched twice, calmed down, and looked again.

This time, with great perseverance, she did not look at the wheel itself, but at the sides and tops of the wheel.

Right of the Roulette Wheel, Book:

"Six feet underground, buried by people."

Roulette Left, Book:

"Sixty zhang underground, the emperor is buried."

Horizontal batch:

Mourners, God!

This is a couplet that can't even be talked about neatness.

But the meaning contained in it looks down on everyone.

The meaning of holding, presiding, and being in charge.

in other words

It's Liu Libenli.

Liu Li was stunned.

She often casually complains about the funeral one-stop system,

Opening your mouth is "pit goods", and closing your mouth is "wonderful",

I have to add a sentence in my stomach "things are forced",

This is cold, and I was shocked.

Funeral......

Isn't it the ninth rate?

Why is there a tonality all of a sudden,

I'm not used to it.

Liu Li was stunned, and then stood up.

"Good fellows,

I'm straight good guys. ”

"If you smoke it a few more times......

What this skill that talent,

What is the luck of the chance here,

We can't just take off on the spot. ”

"Ask everything, eat nothing, ahh

Interest comes to play a Bach aria,

Smacking the lipstick wine can report the year of origin,

Sniff your nose to know what kind of perfume it is,

Blink an eye to recognize the world's famous brands,

Wen can write a small composition,

Wu Ke beat the scumbag with one hand,

and then in the magic capital to rise tall,

Tut-tut,

The blind date market is still not robbed? ”

Liu Li wiped her saliva and deeply felt that her pattern was too small.

That's it, what kind of blind date are you?!

It's small, the pattern is small.

"Why hasn't it arrived yet?"

"Why don't I go and greet you?"

Liu Li's heart was itching, and she couldn't wait to pick up the customer immediately, sign the contract, burn incense and bathe, and walk up the roulette.

It's just that she herself knows that welcoming guests or something is not very reliable.

The magic capital glaze funeral is a dragon, not the magic capital catering and bathing dragon,

Don't want "Childe to play", "Big Brother Spirit" set.

"Be reserved, be reserved......"

“…… What a ghost! ”

"Who can bear this?"

Liu Li had a little quick temper, stepped on his high heels, and went downstairs with a slump.

Gotta find something to do for yourself.

Otherwise, sooner or later, I can't help but drive the locomotive to pick up passengers.

That doesn't have to force you to fall to the ground.

"Reina!"

"Little Jiu!"

"Is there anything you want to help?"

Liu Liren went downstairs, and he didn't see the two little ones, and he was surprised, when a tall, intellectual, and delicate girl wearing a small suit and gold-rimmed glasses greeted her.

"Boss, Ling Nai and Xiao Jiu can't stay idle, saying that our store is going to be on fire, and we will go to connect with upstream and downstream suppliers in advance."

Liu Li glanced at the little suit strangely, and was angry: "Xiao Yun'er, I finally remember that I have to go to work, were you a miner yesterday?" ”

Yuna in a small suit, a Korean girl, one of the four little secretaries.

Yun'er sighed: "Boss, I came here yesterday, but you are sleeping lazy." Also, that's not how Smecta uses it. ”

"It doesn't matter."

Liu Li waved his hand and looked left and right: "You're the only one watching the store?" ”

"Ahh

Yuna pouted at the corner.

Liu Li turned her head to look over, and saw a fighting national girl dressed as a Lucia puppet, who was at the peak of her Caucasian woman's appearance, rolling up her sleeves and rubbing her hands around the heavy locomotive.

"Doll, are you ...... Hey, put down, put down. ”

Liu Li was still calm and breezy, but when she saw the beautiful girl of the fighting nation squatting down and hugging the heavy locomotive to exert her strength, she was suddenly frightened.

"Don't hurt ...... My car! ”

Liu Li stumbled on her mouth, and saw the soft and glutinous, white and tender fighting national beautiful girl "drinking" and exhaling, pulling the heavy locomotive from the ground.

"Hiss......"

Liu Li silently held her chin, afraid that it would fall.

In particular,

The doll turned around with the heavy locomotive in her arms and looked at it cutely, with an expression of "who is calling me".

Doll, one of the four little secretaries, and a beautiful girl of the fighting nation.

The name of the fighting nation consists of three parts, real name + patronymic + surname, a long string.

Liu Li remembered several times but didn't remember, this baby and that baby, Eva or Shawa were stupid and couldn't tell the difference,

It's simply called a "doll".

Like JK's Showa-style Japanese beautiful girl - Reina;

often Hanfu, looks like a nine-year-old, 1.69-meter-tall domestic beautiful girl - Xiao Jiu;

The girl with gold wire glasses, a Korean intellectual beautiful girl in a small suit and white shirt - Yuna;

I love Lucia's doll costume, which looks like a traditional costume at first glance, and then looks like a maid costume and a beautiful girl of the fighting nationality - doll.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

The four little secretaries, all with unique skills, in addition to opening their mouths "boss" and closing their mouths "Sister Liuli", they also made good dishes one after another, and there was no awareness of green leaves at all.

Every time Liu Li saw the four of them, she felt ...... It's actually quite good to lie flat and be served.

Until now, she has serious doubts that such a little secretary is really recruited by Boss Zhipin without even paying a membership?

It can't be secretly sent by the system, right?

Many temptations have been fruitless, so let it be.

It's good to have fun.

For example, now,

Liu Li stabbed on the sofa, with Yun'er's cut fruit plate in her left hand, and the doll on her right hand performed a miracle, moving the heavy locomotive around, and muttered incessantly:

"Where do you put it?"

"It's better to look here, um, no, it's better to put it there.

It's embarrassing. ”

Isn't this more comfortable than burying your head in the woods?

When Liu Li was so comfortable that she was snorting, Yun'er walked behind her, gently pressed her shoulder, and said softly: "Boss, you don't have makeup, do you want Yun'er to help you ......?"

"No, thank you, it's good to be without makeup."

Liu Li instantly felt his scalp tingle.

Yuna's special show is to make up the deceased.

Transform yourself?

Liu Li decisively thanked Bumin.

"Oh."

Yun'er is a pity, and a little unwilling, and wants to work harder.

Liu Li hurriedly said: "You have to get it, don't press it, just go and get the urn when you're idle, well, it's the color I picked last time." ”

Yuna regretfully turned around and went to the back, and when she came out again, she came out with a Tiffany blue urn in her hand.

There is a price tag on it: 7777.

material pottery,

Hanging layer of uneven porcelain outside,

Call a shoddy work,

If it weren't for the urn,

No one may want 7 yuan for a roadside stall.

"Bring a pen."

Liu Li rolled up her sleeves, took a small marker, and added a single digit to the price tag.

Taking a step back and looking again, she threw her pen and nodded with satisfaction.

Yun'er and the doll all came around, looking at the price that had become "77777", and then looked at Liu Li's gaze strangely.

This is pockmarked not called pockmark, but pit people.

It's still bright, and it's Ming Zai on the neck of the pig-killing knife.

Is...... Well done.

Yuna took down the price tag and blew it carefully on the side of her mouth.

Liu Li asked strangely: "Xiao Yun'er, what are you doing?" ”

Yun'er didn't raise her head: "The boss took the order, didn't that customer enter the magic capital?" I'm afraid that the words won't have time to dry, blow and blow. ”

"Oh, blow it well."

Liu Li first responded, and then reacted, inexplicably surprised:

"Huh? What you said, the order I took shouldn't mean the beauty of the ruffian, right? ”

"That's right!"

"Wait, let me sort it out."

"No, I didn't mention this stubble to you."

"How do you know?"

Yun'er stopped her movements, picked up the tablet and shook it in front of Liu Li:

"It's not just me, but the people in the whole demon capital don't know about Smecta."