"It's ......"

Ling Nai's two small index fingers nodded, looking uncertain, "It's the ruffian mother who called, the fat mother next to her has been saying bad things about us, will there be a problem?" ”

Liu Li scoffed: "Hmph, don't say it's a problem, even if you're pregnant, she will also hold back for me to regenerate." ”

"This is our first customer, the dragon is coiled for me, the tiger is lying on my stomach, no one wants to make trouble."

"It's not going to run, I said it!"

Liu Li's heroine's temperament leaked all kinds of sideways, which attracted the four little secretaries to hold their hearts with both hands and shout "The boss is so cool".

"Boss, Brother Smashing's live broadcast room has been opened."

Yuna neatly projected the live broadcast onto the wall opposite the sofa.

Liu Li and the four little secretaries hugged all kinds of snacks and drinks, and gathered on the sofa together to watch a good show.

Liu Li is purely watching a good show.

She knows very well in her heart that as long as the customer hasn't entered the magic capital Liuli funeral one-stop store for a second, and hasn't stepped into the small building by one centimeter, what the smashing brother does is a fun person doing fun things, and everyone has fun.

The system will clean him up in a good place.

Yesterday's three smashing of the glaze factory incident,

The last chicken feather,

That's why.

Today's live broadcast will be no exception.

Liu Li is the old god, and the four little ones are not so sure.

Xiao Jiu said worriedly: "Old ~ boss, it's going to be fine." ”

"Ann, Ann, watch the play, watch the play."

Liu Li waved his hand absently and looked at the projection wall blankly.

The live broadcast has begun,

Brother Smashing has not yet appeared.

The camera is directed at the revolving door of a luxury hotel.

In the barrage,

The fans took their seats and entertained themselves:

"Isn't the private palace on the third floor of this hotel? It seems that Brother Smashing Field was really 'fine' yesterday, and he stayed in the hotel directly. ”

"Why don't you start yet? Brother's big knife is already hungry and thirsty. ”

"RV Camp Report: Hearse out of camp, repeat, hearse out of camp."

"Are the camp buddies okay? Did you get back on your feet? ”

"Brother Smashing the field must be holding his waist with one hand and the wall with the other, slowly moving out, idle is idle, let's talk about five cents first?"

"What are you talking about, talking about little Nezha finally coming out, no longer being pinched by the village flower, but starting to smash other people's fields, the old father said that he was very pleased?"

"It's okay for the village flower to handle it, hahaha."

"What kind of stalk is the village flower? In addition, it turns out that Brother Smashing the Field has a nickname of Little Nezha? Inexplicably a little cute. ”

……

Liu Li looked at Yun'er with an inquiring gaze.

What village flower to handle?

What little Nezha?

It seems that there is a gossip on the sample paper.

Yun'er lived up to expectations, pulled the tablet a few times, and said: "Brother Smashing Field's real name is Zheng Zha, formerly known as Xiao Nezha, and he was ridiculed by the second generation of the rich second generation of the magic capital, which means that his mother forcibly gave birth to him under pressure, and the difficulty is the same as giving birth to Nezha." ”

"As for the village flowers......

Yun'er's expression was a little strange, "Brother Smashing met a girl when he was young and innocent, and the two sides talked about marriage, the woman is from Yuzhang Province, and she was born in the county and studied very well, and she is also beautiful."

Brother Smashing went to the door to propose, but I didn't expect the woman's parents to ask for 18 million dowry after learning about Brother Smashing's background......"

"Hiss~!"

Liu Li and the other three little ones gasped Zhong Xuegao together.

Yuna continued.

Brother Smashing Field's parents are rich, not brain-trapped, so naturally they won't agree to this.

The young smashing brother begged hard at both ends to no avail,

was also exposed to the Internet by the fox friends around him,

Brother Smashing Field is famous in the circle of the second generation of the rich in the magic capital,

laughed at him for being pinched by a village flower.

"The village flower pinched little Nezha, those people's mouths are so poisonous, I like it so much~"

Liu Li leaned forward and leaned back, laughing so hard that his phone fell to the ground with a snap.

After picking it up, she saw that the screen was still the home page of Brother Smashing Field.

"Ding."

A system prompt sounds.

Translucent panels emerge.

"Customer Detection: ID Smashing Brother (Entertainment Anchor)."

"Customer Index: 0%~50%~100% (Floating)"

"The cause of death of the customer: 1. Only from the bamboo pole alley, suddenly to the tip of the bamboo pole; 2、？？？； 3、？？？ ”

"Customer Registration: Please Follow."

What the hell is this?

Is the customer index still floating?

It was the first time Liu Li had seen this situation.

The customer index of Brother Smashing is constantly changing.

One second it was 0%, the next second it soared to 100%, and the next second it fell to 50%.

It's like a roller coaster.

And the cause of death, what bamboo pole alley bamboo pole tip, did it have anything to do with bamboo?

Liu Li pondered for a moment and turned his head to look at Xiao Jiu.

Xiao Jiu was startled: "Old ~ boss, what's wrong with you?" ”

Liu Li looked serious: "I want to eat bamboo rice." ”

Xiao Jiu stroked his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "Arrange." ”

Liu Li achieved his goal and looked at the projection wall again with satisfaction.

In the video screen,

Brother Smashing Yawned and walked out of the revolving door of the hotel.

"Fans, do you miss your brother?"

"Yesterday, my brother and horse stumbled, and there was a little bit of a fork."

"It's different today, and it's guaranteed to be foolproof."

"Look, everybody."

With a wave of his hand, a drone flew up and flew towards the designated place.

The live broadcast camera is also cut to the perspective of the drone,

First, dozens of cars were lined up, some of them looked good, and some of them seemed to be scrapped immediately.

Brother Smashing Field's voice came out:

"Like yesterday's van, my brother has prepared dozens of them today, but I want to see if there are so many stupid shortcomings to block it."

"Damn, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, is 10,000 pigs amazing? Turn around and pack him up. ”

Drone lens changes.

A bunch of old, weak, sick and disabled entered the picture.

Brother Smashing said: "Don't underestimate them, everyone here has at least 3 car accidents and more than 10 experiences in touching porcelain." ”

See here,

There was already a chorus of joy in the barrage:

"Brother Smashing Field, where did you find so many crooked melons and cracked dates?"

"It's not a son, it's lacking in great virtue, but I like it."

"That magic capital Liuli is hanging this time, and it's rare for Brother Smashing to be reliable."

"Let's just say that this battle, how to break it? How do you say it breaks? ”

“……”

The camera switches back, and Brother Smashing Field's big pie face gives way to the mirror again.

He was talking to a younger brother.

"Did you say hello to the trafficker?"

"Brother, I've been beaten, I've been beaten, but it's ......"

"If there's a fart, let it go."

"People say that everything is done according to the rules, and fake license plates will be caught, but real license plates will not work, and no one will have face to give."

"You can be on the move at any time. Listen to me and call when you are asked to call. ”

Brother Smashing turned his head, faced the camera, and smiled proudly: "I said that the license plate of the hearse is fake, it can't be real, right?" ”

"It must be fake!"

There was silence in the barrage for a second, and it exploded instantly:

"Damn, I still underestimate the shamelessness of the smashing brother."

"He must have stolen a license plate in the middle of the night."

"Take the bamboo shoots, the bamboo shoots on the mountain have all been taken by him."

"That's a great trick."

"If the fake license plate is discovered by the traffic person, and the person and car have to be brought back, they will definitely not be able to go to the funeral shop."

……

Brother Smasher's face was close to the camera, occupying the entire screen, and he laughed wildly:

"Flying dragon riding face, brother can't even think of how to lose?"

"Isn't Liuli an evil sect?"

"Show my brother another evil one."

……

In the small building, there was silence.

Only Liu Li is still the old god, but it is inevitable that his heart is like a cat's paws.

I can't be curious.

How to break this game?