Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Living Are Bad, but the Dead Don't Make Trouble
"No, no."
"You're not right to think so."
The fat mother pulled the ruffian's shoulder, looking like "I'm all for your good".
"Is this a matter of affection?"
"Is this the time to be emotional?"
"What's so embarrassing about that?"
The fat mother spoke in an impassioned tone, and in the end, she grabbed the ruffian's shoulders with both hands, broke her whole person to face her, and said, "This is related to your baby daughter below,
What kind of life is it?
Won't you be bullied?! ”
Plankton: "Huh? ”
She was said to be three points confused, plus three points of wavering, and four points of being at a loss.
As soon as the fat mother saw that there was a door, she hit the railroad while it was hot: "Big sister, have you forgotten?"
Just yesterday, we just entered the magic capital, and we didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, so we encountered a broken thing blocking the way.
I asked people to inquire, and they said that this funeral shop had provoked people, and they were coming for them. ”
"Bad luck, this can be touched? Let's change it to another one. ”
When the fat mother said that she was excited, the words of West Lake City slipped out.
The ruffian didn't understand the "bad luck", she could only barely understand the meaning of being very unlucky, and couldn't help but hesitate more and more, and the balance was tilting towards the fat mother.
"Why are you like this?"
Reina almost lost her anger and looked like a pufferfish, with bulging cheeks.
"How's it going?"
As soon as the fat mother stepped forward, the upper and lower fat was trembling, and she choked: "Isn't what I said right?" You just said that what is the name of the smashing brother, didn't he come at you? ”
"I've got it all figured out."
Reina was speechless for a moment.
looked at Liu Li like a plea for help.
Liu Li was half focused on communicating with Yun'er, and half of her mind was paying attention to this.
Seeing that the situation is not good, he is about to go into battle in person,
"Smack",
Yuna turned on the projection first and projected a video onto the wall.
After attracting the attention of the fat mother and the ruffian, Yun'er said coldly: "The matter of smashing the field brother has come to an end, he has caused a lot of trouble and has run away." ”
Before the voice falls, the video starts playing......
……
In the video,
Dressed in tropical winds, he was alone dragging a Rimowa suitcase and waiting to board the plane.
The person who took the video slammed the camera up and said, "Brother Smashing the field, I'm your fan, what are you ...... Going to Thailand? ”
"I watched the live broadcast just now, and I was unlucky, and it's a pity that ......, well, it's mainly a lack of morality."
When the person who filmed said that in front, Brother Smashing Field nodded with a deep smile, regretful,
When I heard the last "brush", my face darkened.
"What's the matter with you?"
"So, Brother Smashing the Field, are you going to run away?"
"Nonsense!"
Brother Smashing couldn't bear it anymore, and defended: "She wants to jump off herself, what way I run, and I didn't push it." ”
Photographer: "After your live broadcast, many people called the police, saying that you encouraged people to jump down. ”
Brother Smashing: "......"
Photographer: "If it's not a runaway, what are you doing in a hurry to go to Thailand?" ”
Brother Smashing Field's chest rose and fell violently, suppressing his temper, and snorted coldly: "Can't I go on a trip?" ”
"Get out of the way, I'm in security."
He pushed the camera away and entered the VIP channel security check as if he had escaped......
……
That's it for the video.
Liu Li and the four little secretaries were all indignant.
Brother Smashing Field and his fans drove people to death, he didn't even apologize, and ran away directly to avoid the limelight in the name of vacation.
Is there still a royal law here?!
Liu Li sneered: "He can't run away, let alone travel to Thailand, he just goes to Thailand to become a ladyboy, and if he does too much of things that lack morality and smoke, he will also have to pay a price." ”
What she said was that the "attention" has been clicked and the customer has "registered", and the eyes of the system god are watching.
The fat mother thought that Liu Li was just hard-mouthed, and sneered: "I have inquired, but other people's parents are not ordinary people.
It's not really a killing, and people came back in two days,
Continue to trouble you, and then see how hard you are? ”
She continued to arch her anger at the ruffian: "Big sister, we can't be wronged, especially not to joke about the white things of our son and daughter." ”
The ruffian seems to have made a decision: "Sister, what you said makes sense......"
Reina exploded: "How can you do this? The deposit was all paid ......"
The fat mother interrupted: "The deposit has to be returned." ”
Reina: "The deposit is non-refundable!" ”
"No refund." The fat mother dragged the ruffian mother up from the sofa and was about to go out of the door, "Hey, it's more important to let the children enter the soil for peace, and the deposit will be calculated slowly with them later, big sister, you don't have to worry about the cost, sister will help you put on the ...... first."
The ruffian was embarrassed: "...... What's so embarrassing about that? ”
Reina: "......"
Ling Nai was messy for a while, why did the topic turn to whether the deposit is refundable or not, obviously it is a funeral dragon, do you want to do it in your own store?
"Oops."
Liu Li's mind was spinning rapidly.
Today I really want to let the ruffian mother walk out of the door of the magic capital Liuli funeral one-stop shop,
And her loss was great,
It's not about the funeral costs, it's about the series of rewards and features in the system.
"That's not right!"
"There's absolutely something wrong with this fat mother."
"Her son was drowned in the river by a ruffian's beautiful car.
Looking left and right, this fat mother doesn't look like a reasonable master, why is she so enthusiastic about the ruffian?
Get on the pole and contribute money and efforts! ”
"What is she trying to do?"
Liu Li brainstormed to the point that it was about to smoke, and finally her eyes were full of inquiry, she glanced deeply at the fat mother, and then took back to look at the difference of the corpse in the photo on the tablet.
"If it's a coincidence,
I ate the system! ”
Liu Li bit her lip and lashed.
System:......
"Yoona."
Liu Li dragged Yun'er and pointed to the fat mother and ruffian who had already taken two steps out of the door, "You and Lingna dragged them." ”
Then she beckoned, and Xiao Jiu and the doll came around.
Liu Li said succinctly: "You look at the photos, Yun'er said that something is wrong, and you need to provide professional knowledge support." ”
Though......
Liu Li also didn't know what their expertise was.
But that didn't stop her from looking at the three of them expectantly.
To Liu Li's surprise, it was actually a doll who spoke first.
The doll's temperament has changed, just like in the coldest time of winter, the self-heating house is out of minus 40 degrees outdoors as contrasting.
"The marks left by the pinholes can be concluded that there is no life reaction when the injury is caused."
Liu Li: "...... Speak human words. ”
The doll said: "Boss, it means that this is caused after death." ”
"After death? After death, the needle can't be an infusion, right? Liu Li's eyes turned and fell to Xiao Jiu.
Xiao Jiu's expression turned solemn: "Old ~ boss, if it is a blood draw, I think of a possibility." ”
"What is possible?"
"With the blood of the deceased, the name of the deceased, and the name of the deceased, as the basis for casting spells."
"And this red rope ......"
Xiao Jiu swiped the photo and clicked on the red rope worn on the wrists of the corpses of Ruffian Mei and Brother Mao.
"Added together reminds me of a bad habit......"
"Ghost Marriage!"
Liu Li's eyes widened instantly, and then she looked at the huge body of the fat mother and Yun'er and Lingnai who were entangled, and suddenly understood.
She sneered, "Isn't that right?" ”
"I said that this fat mother is so reasonable,
Also eager to help,
This is a bad idea. ”
"No wonder she's trying to mess up our business."
"If the funeral dragon of the ruffian is done in our store, how can she hold the underworld marriage ceremony under our noses? How to dispose of the bones of the ruffian? ”
"It's really crippled the ruffian, and when you get it to the store she introduced, isn't it easy to start?"
At the end, Liu Li's voice was already a bit like bursting out from between her teeth, with disgust and hatred.
No matter how wrong the ruffian is, the people are gone, the debts are gone, a girl's house, come cleanly, just leave cleanly.
and will be dragged to marry others, and there will be no peace when they die.
Why?!
is also a woman, Liu Li is doubly angry.
Xiao Jiu saw that Yun'er and Lingna had already entangled with the two aunts at the gate, and asked anxiously: "Old ~ boss, what should we do?" ”
Liu Li snorted coldly and said, "Marriage and love, isn't it enough to be a chicken feather now?"
Men and women, fight online every day.
Now everyone is reluctant to get married and not want to have children.
The fertility rate is negative. ”
"The living are bad enough, so don't join in the fun."
Xiao Jiu and the doll smiled in unison and said jokingly: "So ......"
"Ruffian is a customer we have registered and paid a deposit."
Liu Li waved his hand vigorously:
"We've got you covered!"