Chapter 30: Danger! Quickly clear your video account
"Ahem, ID or something, no need for it."
Liu Lifang was suspicious, and before he took a step, there was a sound of Yan Beifu coughing mixed with the mobile phone.
"The old man has quit the Internet."
Liu Li asked with a strange expression: "Quit the net?" ”
"Yes, quit netting!
Playthings lose their minds and wear out their spirits,
In the long run, can you still get it?
The old man is dying and wants to live a few more years.
Quit it, you must quit,
Start today. ”
Yan Bei said that he was full of emotions and hated it, especially the speed of his speech.
Like,
There was a big wolfdog dripping and sniffing behind his ass,
You may bite it at any time,
I had to hurry up and finish my words and start running.
…… Hey, hey, who just said "young people's stuff is quite fun", and they swallowed it back?
Liu Li was embarrassed to poke directly, and asked with concern for the old and the young: "Old man, ...... you You okay? ”
"Hahaha, what can the old man do?"
"Okay, the old man will let go of that marriage, and it should be with the magic capital Liuli-
Get married! ”
"Uh...... Okay, thank you, sir. ”
Liu Li was confused.
Is it so easy to talk to?
That didn't seem to be the case just now......
"Let's leave it alone, the old man is very busy, contact again."
"Okay, old man, ...... again"
Honk...... Honk...... Honk......
Liu Li opened her mouth, but before she could finish speaking, the phone was only busy.
"Weird and weird."
Liu Li put down the phone, and the person was already standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking out......
Outside, on the corner.
Black smoke curls like cooking smoke,
The two little electric donkeys died in a head-on collision posture,
One meter away,
An old beggar seemed to be frightened, and stood up tremblingly;
Another meter away,
Two middle-aged greasy men in white vests, big pants, flip-flops, pointed at each other's noses and scolded.
The fireworks in the market can be directly painted.
The corners of Liu Li's mouth kept twitching.
The first time I found out, the little electric donkeys collided together, and they were able to crash out of the movement of the mud truck.
Subsequently, Liu Li came back a little, and the loud noise just now actually came from the phone.
That's what happened outside the window.
I didn't see that the fat mother, the ruffian, Lingna, and Yun'er were still entangled,
Didn't you even glance out?
…… That being said,
The closest to the scene of the crash is......
Liu Li's eyes turned and fell on the old beggar.
At this glance, she saw something special
The old beggar looked like a blind man with a pair of sunglasses on his face and a branch in his hand.
Not only an old beggar, but also an old blind man.
…… Is there something wrong?
…… Yan Bei, a ghost matchmaker who can divide the free shipping area as a territory, will be an old blind man?
At this time, I don't know if it was a coincidence, or for what reason, the old blind man raised his head and looked at Liu Li.
Across the traffic,
Splash scolded the street,
The crowd watched,
Floor-to-ceiling windows and sunglasses obstruct,
The two sides looked at each other.
Just a glance,
The two of them turned their heads.
The old blind man followed the blind path, knocked the ground with a branch, and went slowly;
Liu Li turned his head and asked Xiao Jiu:
"That Yan can't be a blind man, right?"
"yes."
"I said it couldn't be...... Uh, you say 'yes'? Is he really blind? ”
Liu Li looked back at the floor-to-ceiling window.
The blind road is empty, where is there still the figure of the old blind man?
Xiao Jiu walked over and stood side by side with her, glanced out of the floor-to-ceiling window, and said strangely: "It's nothing outside, old ~ boss, he has been blind for decades, Yan Bei is not a name, but a nickname." ”
"Meow meow?"
Liu Li's black question mark face in his head.
Xiao Jiu explained: "Yan Bei is another name for bats, the name of the northeast, people in the Yin Gate call him Yan Bei so is actually an honorific title, and the older generation of people call him the old blind man." ”
…… Why didn't you say it earlier.
Liu Li's MMP doesn't know whether to talk about it or not.
She understood why Xiao Jiu looked strange when she said that the name "Yan Beisu" was a bit elegant just now.
Dare to love is the lower limit of the old blind man, the upper limit of the old bat, is really not elegant?
"Old ~ boss, why do you suddenly ask that?"
"I think I saw him, just now."
Liu Li sighed with emotion: "Sure enough, it is a master, in the surging crowd, there is no trace of coming and going, and the dragon is not the end." ”
……
In an alley around the corner,
The old blind man ran out of breath, out of breath, and his tongue came out.
Beside him, a leprosy stray dog was also running, sticking out its tongue, and following him all the way, the dog's face was suspicious and close, as if judging whether the person in front of him was the same kind?
The old blind man soon couldn't run, and coughed violently, and his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys almost didn't cough out.
Pity God.
As soon as Liu Li turned his head, he turned around and ran, running here in one breath, and his old arms and legs were about to fall apart.
There was light ahead, but it was at the mouth of the alley.
There is a faint sound of traffic, a few steps away, while the hustle and bustle, as if two worlds.
One belongs to man,
One to the dog.
The old blind man was not in a hurry to go out, but squatted down and groped for himself with his thin hand on the wild dog.
The dog's teeth were clearly bared, but he did not move, and let the old blind man's hand grope over its equally bony body.
"Tut-tut, I just got a good relationship with someone, so I might as well tie up with you dog thing again."
The old blind man got up, and the god muttered:
"The old man watched your red luan star move, but it was a calamity rather than a fortune.
It's better to turn around and lick yourself, maybe you can live a few more springs and autumns. ”
When the old blind man had finished speaking, he went out of the alley.
The wild dogs had to follow, and they were hit on the head by the old blind man's branch.
After knocking the dog's head, the old blind man walked out of the alley without looking back: "Well, don't follow you dog, ...... quickly with your tail between your legs."
“…… Roll the calves. ”
The wild dog didn't know if it was hurt by the beating, or if it really had spirituality, hesitated, sniffled, and the dog had hesitation and yearning on his face, and finally turned around and walked away with his tail between his legs.
The old blind man got out of the alley and groped his way to sit on the side of the road.
A meter away, there was a female dog rubbing under a green tree, sometimes howling, irritable, and rubbing blood on her buttocks.
After a while, an Erha broke free from the owner's leash and pounced on the female dog with a hara.
The cooperated without hesitation, Lang had a concubine intentionally, and the great harmony of life was reached on the street.
At this moment,
With the screech of brakes, a Tesla swerved and crashed directly into the green tree without slowing down.
Whining......
I couldn't tell if it was one or two whimpering, and the two dogs were slammed into the green tree by the front of the Tesla, and they looked dead.
"Tut-tut, I said that the Red Luan Star is moving, it's a catastrophe."
The old blind man turned his head and asked, as if to the air, "Am I right?" ”
"Master, if you calculate, it is naturally accurate."
The answer was a young man, 180 years tall, slender and slender, with a bright smile on his face all the time, like the noon sun, like a plate full of gold beads, dazzling.
He helped the old blind man get up with both hands, and a Mercedes-Benz S680 stopped silently at his side, with the rear seat door facing the old blind man.
The car door opened, and two female secretaries in suits and short skirts came down with their clothes, and untied the old blind man in tatters on the street, and changed his clothes.
The old blind man opened his arms with a big thorn, and he didn't care that he was on the street, and he was left to the actions of the secretary, and soon changed his general appearance.
Wearing a robe, a horse coat, and a civilized stick,
Wearing Republican-style sunglasses and old Kyoto cloth shoes,
A smell of a master penetrates ten miles into the wind.
"Bo Shao?"
The female secretary finished her work and looked at the young man.
Bo Shao waved his hand, and the female secretaries stopped getting into the car, and retreated directly, and Bo Shao personally helped the old blind man into the back seat of the Mercedes-Benz S680.
"Master, did you run away in vain?"
Bo Shao's bright smile always hung on his face, and the spacious back seat seemed to have an extra fluorescent lamp under his smile, which seemed to be a lot brighter.
The old blind man looked gloomy: "It's not a run in vain, at least one business has been lost." ”
"Xiao Bo, go back and help the teacher get back the secret marriage of the little Internet celebrity."
Bo Shao was stunned and asked in surprise: "Could it be that the Demon Capital Liuli ......, Master, what do you think?" ”
Obviously wearing sunglasses, Bo Shao felt that the old blind man was rolling his eyes just by listening to the tone: "What do you see, the old man is blind, he can't see." ”
After the old blind man finished speaking, he suddenly shivered violently, and remembered the two small electric donkeys that created the posture of the mud truck, and a big "danger" appeared in his mind!
He hurriedly threw out a mobile phone, and said in a trembling voice that didn't know if it was a pain in the flesh or a pain in the liver: "Quickly empty the video account, be quick." ”
"All accounts, all content, well, all followers, all have to be cleaned."
Bo Shao took it blankly, clicked on it, and saw that the video content was not much, but there was a lot of attention.
Curiosity drove him to swipe his hand and click on the watchlist, on which there was a water of good-looking anchors.
Bo Shao shouted in his heart: "Aren't you able to see it!! ”
He couldn't hold back the bright smile on his face, and when he wasn't smiling, his "rich woman" appearance, because of the oblique insertion of the sideburns, pursed the thin and sharp lips, revealing seven points of evil and three points of coldness.
The old blind man was uneasy and admonished: "It must be deleted, it must be clean." ”
"Now, find a studio.
The old man wants to prepare a gift for someone. ”
"Yes, Master."
Bo Shao arranged it silently, and silently wrote down the words "Demon Capital Glass" in his heart......
……
Time is thrown back.
Small building, inside the store, in front of floor-to-ceiling windows.
Liu Li and Xiao Jiu looked at each other for a moment before they realized that something was wrong.
Yan Bei ran over to peep, it couldn't be for the single marriage business of Ruffian Mei and Brother Mao, right?
It's better to say that it's for coveting beauty, Liu Li can believe it a little more.
"Since it's not for the beauty of the ruffian, it's hard to be for the ......"
Liu Li touched his chin and pondered for a moment, and suddenly exclaimed, "...... I'm coming for you, Xiao Jiu! ”
Xiao Jiu: "......"
"Boss!"
"Sister Liuli!"
Yun'a, Lingna, and Doll are summoning Liu Li together.
Just for a short time when Liu Li and Xiao Jiu were in a daze in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, they couldn't delay anymore.
The ruffian mother was no longer entangled, and walked out with the fat mother.
Seeing that the good start is about to turn into a black door.
Liu Li stepped forward with an arrow step, whispered in the fat mother's ear, and with only two words, she hit her with arrogance:
"Ghost Marriage!"
The fat mother's face turned white at first, and after glancing at the ruffian, the whole person was three points shorter, no longer rushing out, and pulling Liu Li back.
"This, Miss Liu, everything is negotiable."
"Discuss?"
"Yes, yes, yes, discuss, I give money, I have money."