In a small building,

The air pressure dropped instantly.

"Smashing the field?"

Liu Li's good mood accumulated for the day was in vain, lowered his eyebrows, and asked in a deep voice: "What kind of demon is he doing again?" ”

She took out her phone and glanced at it again as she asked, and the smashing brother in the watchlist was hanging on it.

Glancing at the system again,

Brother Smashing is still honestly lying on the list of "registered customers".

Well, that's good.

Liu Li put down her phone and looked up again, and the video on the projection wall had begun to play.

Yun'er said reproachfully: "This is a video posted by Brother Smashing in the evening, I didn't notice it." ”

Liu Li waved his hand indifferently.

Yuna was beautifying the ruffian at the time, how could she pay attention to these?

Liu Li's attention was focused on the video.

In the video,

blue sky, white clouds, sea;

Hotels, Food, Women's ......

The drone is circling, incorporating the beautiful garden scenery with the Buddhist jungle style of the Thai spire into the shot, and finally slowly falling, filming the smashing brother who is lying on a beach lounger under a tall palm tree, wearing flower pants and sunglasses, and surrounded by beautiful women.

Liu Li was attracted by the charming scenery, and hoped that a PS god would come forward at this time and P off the thing of Brother Smashing the field, it would be perfect.

"What is this place?"

Liu Li asked curiously, really, she really just asked casually, and she didn't expect an answer at all.

Unexpectedly, as soon as her voice fell, except for the doll who looked dazed like her, the other three little secretaries immediately answered one by one without even stumbling.

"The Ritz-Carlton Hidden Hotel on Krabi Island, Thailand, seems to be only six in the world.

Oudou-san took me on vacation, so boring, no one, not lively. ”

Yun'er said: "This hotel is full of villas, and the gardens and beaches are only open to guests, so of course it is not lively." ”

Xiao Jiu added: "Actually, it's not expensive, and the beach is not as good as I imagined, remember that it seems to be 4,000 yuan a night." ”

Liu Li: "......"

She looked at this, looked at that, and felt that the majesty of the boss was being challenged.

These are the ones one by one, do you have mines at home?

Liu Li coughed dryly, ignored the topic, and continued to look down.

The smashing brother in the video is like two people compared to the embarrassed appearance when he passed the security check at the airport.

He was in good spirits, hugged Tai Mei left and right, and said to the camera:

"Fans, there are rumors that my brother ran away, but that's pure.

Brother was just on a whim, and was inspired by the Thai sister to fly over to the Ritz-Carlton Hidden World Hotel for a vacation. ”

"Those sunspots are poor in reality, and I can't imagine how cool my brother's life is.

Brother doesn't blame them, really, brother sympathizes with them. ”

The yin and yang weirdness of the smashing brother and the wings of Versailles fly together,

Don't forget to say a word to kiss Tai Mei's face,

That arrogant appearance is even more irritating than before, and I can't wait to shoot him off with the sole of his shoe.

Liu Li snatched the mobile phone in Yun'er's hand, clicked a pause, pointed to the big pie face in the video and asked:

"Does he think he's doing it again?"

Yun'er nodded, her face was not too good-looking, and said, "In the morning, there was news about the bride jumping off the building on the whole network, and now I basically can't see it." ”

Liu Li couldn't believe it: "Pressed down? ”

Yun'er nodded heavily: "In the afternoon, a lot of news has been on the hot search, what is a certain actress bustard, a certain little fresh meat has been raised ......, and there is no heat." ”

…… Can you really do whatever you want if you have money?!

Liu Li opened his mouth a few times, but he didn't know what to say, and then looked at the face of the brother who smashed the field on the projection wall, and suddenly it was like eating a fly, so he simply opened the barrage and let the barrage cover up that face.

The video starts playing again.

Barrage rains:

"That is to say, what a big deal, she wants to jump down by herself, and no one pushes her."

"I guess I want to blackmail money, but it turns out to be too slippery, I can't blame my parents for my hard life, and I can't blame the society for my back."

"Why do you mention that, Lao Tzu is usually tired to death at work, and when he gets off work, he just wants to watch the whole work of the smashing brother, and he doesn't want to listen to the bitter and hateful."

“……”

In the front part of the barrage, I could see the blood vessels on Liu Li's forehead jumping.

It's all sneering and malicious speculation about the dead bride,

A tragic event in the world, to put it mildly, is brought over with "slippery feet".

That indifference is enough to make people cold from the bottom of their hearts to the soles of their feet, and it is even colder than the unheated winter in the south.

Fortunately, the barrage behind it was normal, so that Liu Li didn't really burst his blood vessels:

"The front is full of livestock, and the identification is complete."

"Human life, that's human life!"

"Forget the whole work before, I admit that I was very happy to watch, even if I sometimes feel that it is too much, I can still convince myself that there must be a script, but ...... It's human life! ”

"Ma De, scum, scum, you should kneel down at this time to admit your mistakes to the girl, and you are still here on vacation, damn, God is really blind."

"I poked myself in the eye, what kind of king and eight calves I paid attention to before."

"Disperse, I'm waiting for the fart, I can't do anything about smashing the field, but I don't want to watch it, take the pass!"

"+1."

"+2."

"I'm waiting for the fart people to draw circles and curse him, speaking of curses, that magic capital Liuli seems to be concerned about smashing the field, I'll go fan her! Curse the field brother to die early! ”

"Powder her +1, curse early death +1."

"Powder her +2, curse early death +2."

“……”

Yun'er flipped through her phone and said, "Boss, Brother Smashing's fans have been falling, and yours is rising." ”

really smashed the field and fell, and Liuli was full.

Liu Li was not very happy when she heard that her fans had skyrocketed, not only did she not watch it, but she didn't even ask how much it had risen.

Just pursed his lips and continued to watch the smashing brother perform.

In the video, Brother Smashing didn't know that the follow-up fans jumped back, and he was still proud:

"The broken woman's matter has been dealt with, and no one will mention it in the future, bad luck."

"Surely you want to know how to deal with it?"

"Lose money."

"Although I shouldn't have to pay for it, she jumped it herself, and I didn't push it."

"I recruited someone to provoke someone, I just said two more unpleasant words."

"It's purely her own problem, don't believe me and say you two, can you jump or not? If you jump, your brother will pay for it, that is, if you are rich, you are willing. ”

Brother Smashing was proudly aggrieved, but he really didn't think he had any problems.

Liu Li's blood pressure went up again.

She was trying to ask Yuna to find out what was going on?

In the barrage, a well-informed fan pointed out:

"Yesterday afternoon, I went in in for a fight, and I saw Brother Smashing the field's mother and father in the office, and reconciled with the family of the woman who jumped off the building."

"Ma De, hold your breath, take the pass, in the end, that woman is not worth it, I met a scumbag in front, and the one in the back is also a scumbag."

"This kind of husband, why didn't he die?"

“…… It was the girl's younger brother who received the money, and her husband did not show up. ”

"Then what else is there to say, the family members have collected money and reconciled, continue to watch the excitement."

“……”

In the video,

Brother Smashing sat up on the recliner and stared at the camera:

"That's the crap.

Brother filmed this video today, didn't he want to explain anything? ”

"Why do you need to explain things to others?"

"Brother just saw someone's live broadcast trailer, the funeral anchor? Oh, what the hell! ”

"Demon Capital Liuli, it's you!"

"Taking advantage of my brother's bad luck, stepping on my brother's popularity to start a live broadcast, right, I want to blind your heart."

Brother Smashing stood up, pushed away the Thai girl who came over, put the big pie face in front of the camera, pointed to the garlic nose and said:

"Tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock."

"Brother will be there in person, let's meet face to face."

"You broadcast live, and my brother will broadcast live."

"From the moment I get off the plane, you wait for me."

Brother Smashing turned away from the camera, and a cry came from outside the picture:

"Book a ticket now and go back to the magic capital tomorrow morning!"

This concludes the video.

The four little secretaries were either worried, or indignant, or rolled up their sleeves......

Liu Li felt something, inexplicably opened the system, and took a second look at the registered customer information.

In the "Cause of Death of Customer" section, I don't know when it changed.

"The cause of death of the customer: 1. Only from the bamboo pole alley, suddenly to the tip of the bamboo pole; 2. In the dark forest, please remain silent!; 3：？？？ ”

…… Dark Forest? Remain silent?

Liu Li rarely understood.

Three-Body Problem, I just watched the series, in the dark forest, there are many hunters with shotguns, whoever speaks first, who perishes first.

It's going to be live, how can you stay silent?

Liu Li was not angry at this time, got up and stretched, squinted his eyes and said, "Sleep, don't go back tonight, sleep in the store." ”

"Tomorrow is our big day."

"The first live stream is about to start."

The four little secretaries clenched their fists in unison and nodded.

……

One night, no words.

The next day, it was fine.

Magic City, 5 o'clock in the morning,

alarm clock,

Liu Li sat up from the bed, turned on the light, and glanced at the calendar.

Appropriate: travel, groundbreaking, prayer, burial, sacrifice, and construction;

Don't: get married, make a bed, and make a stove.

……

Thailand

Bangkok, 5:45 a.m.,

Brother Smashing Field boarded the plane that flew directly to the magic capital.

……

Magic City, 6 a.m.,

Liu Li finished washing up and opened a special wardrobe.

The ceiling light in the wardrobe illuminates,

A set of pure white gold threads, four-class feather weaving six-point robes, hanging alone inside.

This is a dress that appeared with the small building and the funeral parlor, and with the system, and was used exclusively to preside over the funeral ceremony.

Liu Li called it a "battle robe"!

Take it off and put it on.

……

Bangkok, 6:30 a.m.

The plane ends gliding and takes off.

Brother Smashing laughed with the stewardess of the squatting service.

……

Magic City, 7 a.m.

Liu Li sat in front of the dressing mirror, looking at herself in the mirror, and Yun'er who came with the dressing box and reflected in the mirror.

Liu Li took a deep breath and closed his eyes:

"Yuna, help me put on my makeup."

"Okay boss."

After two hours, glazed dressing.

……

Over the South China Sea, 8 a.m.

Brother Smashing slept soundly in the first class cabin.

……

Magic City, 9 a.m.

Reina, Xiao Jiu, Yuna, Doll, Ruffian, and Ruffian Mei who was pushed out in a coffin,

Wait outside the small building together.

A spacious hearse, slowly approaching, coming to a stop.

Everything

Belongs to the magic capital glass funeral shop,

belongs to Liu Li's first funeral live broadcast,

It's about to start!

The door opens,

Liu Li was dressed in a funeral robe, walked out with a solemn expression, looked around, and waved his hand vigorously:

"Let's go!"