In the live broadcast screen,

Liu Li was so refreshed as if she had just done Korean-style steaming, or had just come out of a hot spring soaked in a hot spring.

The dolls and Xiao Jiu on the left and right were gone, and only screams kept coming.

In the barrage, there is a cheerful atmosphere:

"Fierce and Friendly Negotiation ...... of the Divine Horse"

"(The fight) was intense, friendly (cruel), negotiated (shoe wounds), and there was nothing wrong with it."

"Hey, did you kick that just now? It hurts."

"Sister Ruri, how can you do this? It's too much, I can't accept it...... Shine your shoes, they're dirty."

"Sister Ruri washes her fists......

"So handsome, help!"

"It's powdered, my fists itch just now."

"Don't you wait for the New Year?"

"Burn it or not, broadcast it or not, let's talk about it first."

"Didn't anyone notice that the heavy aunt was acting weird just now?"

"She seems to be scared!"

"She doesn't seem to be blind, our sister Liuli is spicy and beautiful, spicy and sassy, where is it terrible......

"Cremation workshop officer: I have a different opinion!"

"Popular science from the former smashing fans and the current flower protection security guards of the Liuli Factory: That's the fat mother, it's the mother of Brother Cat, who appeared in the video of the smashing field.

"I remember that she is very arrogant, a rich woman is here, and she doesn't sell her face, why are you so afraid of Sister Liuli?"

「……」

Xiao Jiu is "negotiating" with the doll,

Liu Li had to read the subtitles by herself,

While praising this fan, he solemnly clarified:

"It's not what you think."

"It's really a friendly negotiation."

As soon as Liu Li's words came out, at the edge of the live broadcast camera and on the ground, a hand stretched out with all his might, then his head, and then half of his shoulder.

In the next second, he was dragged out of the live broadcast screen.

In the next second, the white orchid tree above Liu Li's head began to sway again.

Liu Li looked at the phone screen, then looked at the camera, and coughed dryly: "If I say, sometimes, people's eyes can deceive people, will you believe it?"

Then, she was ridiculed by the group in the barrage:

"Do you believe this?"

"Sister Liuli, you can insult my personality and my body, but you can't insult my IQ."

"Mom is right, beautiful women are all deceitful, and Sister Liuli is the best at deceiving people."

"I'd rather believe that you can press my head on the keyboard through my phone, rather than do it, I ......."

"Since ancient times, barrage has produced talents."

「……」

Liu Li shrugged, gave up the struggle, and began to be earnest:

"Now do you know why we're exercising?"

"It's not for bullying,

It's for when someone bullies you,

so that he can calm down."

After Liu Li finished speaking, she found that she was wrong, really wrong.

Now

Fans are already on the lookout,

No matter what she says, she will receive a bunch of group ridicule.

For example:

"I think the director must be very cold, quiet, and quite calm now."

Liu Li lay down completely, and spread his hands: "Forget it, don't talk about unhappy things, I'll take you to see the scenery and change your mood."

At her suggestion, Ling Nai turned the camera, and a team of family members of the deceased wearing linen and filial piety appeared in the live broadcast screen, and several people in front of them held mourning sticks, held the statue, held the ashes altar, scattered paper money along the road, and walked over crying.

Belch......

Liu Li's words were stuck, and the air suddenly fell silent.

In the barrage, a group of fun people have begun to roll:

"Thank you, I'm even more unhappy."

"Thank you, I'm getting better, and I'm crying."

"Thank you, it proves that the joys and sorrows of human beings can still be shared, and I want to cry when they cry."

"Thank you, I remember the day my dad came out......

Liu Li is numb.

Lay flat.

turned around and roared: "Hit ......, no, is it negotiated?"

"Alright, alright."

Xiao Jiu and the doll carried the director on the left and right, and came out from behind the white orchid tree.

The director's legs were clamped, his eyes were dark blue, and his dark blue fleece jacket was covered with footprints, trembling step by step, twitching every second, as if he had been ravaged over and over again by one hundred and eighty big men on the ground.

"Director, let's discuss."

Liu Li patted the dust on his body.

"Don't touch me!!"

The director screamed, then cried: "Burn, burn, burn, can't I be wrong? Stop fighting, my mom didn't hit me, woo woo."

Liu Li looked at him trembling all over, and PTSD was about to come out, so he retracted his hand curtly: "You said it earlier, if you say it early, it will be fine if you say it sooner."

She gave Reina a look and went to the cremation room with the director.

At the door of the crematorium,

Liu Li saw the old master who operated the crematorium, lighting a cigarette, and the director of the cremation workshop kept burning a lot of cigarettes in his mouth, looking at the cigarette butts in that place, God knows how long he had been watching.

"Isn't this our director?"

"What's wrong with you? Wrestling?"

The old master is an old yin and yang person, and each word is very ordinary when taken out individually, and with the tone, it has the power to make people die of anger on the spot.

The director cried even more sadly.

Liu Li held back a smile and said politely, "Hello master, your director has agreed to open the furnace, do you see if it's ......?"

The old master waved his hand holding the cigarette, continued to stare at the director, and said casually:

"It's been opened a long time ago, and I'm still waiting for you to say it."

Liu Li was stunned.

Reina decisively aimed the camera at the master.

The fans in the live broadcast room stopped talking and looked at this old man with a foul temper and a stinky mouth.

"The more I think about it, the more angry I get, isn't this bullying?"

"You said you wouldn't open it if you didn't get out of the way, didn't you want to lose face?"

"I don't care about other people, I can't stand it anyway!"

"The director is amazing, Lao Tzu will retire next month, you bite my egg."

"Phew!"

The old master spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm like a bullet.

He was output, and even Liu Li was a little stunned, and the barrage was even more applauded for the master and the director.

The director of the cremation workshop was beaten this time, and he was a little wronged.

Dare to be beaten at this end, cremation at that end, without delay.

What's the problem?

The director's mouth was choked, tears flowed, and he was so sad that he couldn't cry.

After the master finished output, the ruffian mother walked out of the cremation room with tears in her eyes, first bowed to the master, then walked over and took Liu Li's hand, wiped her tears and said, "Miss Liu, I've caused you trouble."

Behind her, Yun'er followed and nodded at Liu Li, indicating that the cremation went well.

Seeing Yun'er, Liu Li glanced at WeChat in hindsight, and people had already sent her a message, but she "negotiated" too fiercely and didn't notice it.

It's a mess.

Liu Li shook her head at the ruffian, saying that she didn't have to care, and thanked the master, "Thank you, master."

The master waved his hand: "Don't thank me, if you want to thank you......, that, if you want to thank you......

The smelly and hard master was a little shy at this moment.

Liu Li waited patiently.

The old master's face turned red and asked, "Girl, are you married?"

Meow meow?

Liu Li shook his head blankly.

The old master rubbed his hands and said embarrassedly, "No, no, no, no. You see I'm going to retire here, don't you think about it......

What?

Liu Li's eyes widened.

In the live broadcast room, the crowd was turbulent, and the barrage was furious:

"Bah, it's a long time!"

"Let go of that glass and let me come."

"My sister Liuli's charm has gone up to eighty and down to eight years old? Well, I'm eight years old."

"Sister Liuli hold back, hold on, this can't be beaten, otherwise you have to kneel down and beg him not to die."

「……」

The old master can't see the barrage, but he can see the expressions of Liu Li and the four little secretaries.

immediately reacted to the ambiguity of the words, and quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, girl, I mean I'm going to retire here, and I have a pension, and I won't drag down my children.

My son is 28 years old and is a civil servant who guarantees his income during drought and flood, do you want to know him?"

Liu Li couldn't cry or laugh, and shook her head again and again: "No, no need, I haven't thought about finding it yet."

The old master didn't entangle, but he just regretted: "It's a pity, what a good girl, right temper."

Liu Li was about to leave, but he stumbled and almost fell on the ground. Dare to love is not because of my prosperous beauty, but because of the violent beating of the director? True father and filial piety, does your son know your criteria for choosing a daughter-in-law? Your son, is he durable?

Liu Li burst into laughter in the barrage, swiping the screen, "The sword in the mother's hand, and the wanderer's body split." When the father saw that the son was not cold, he took out seven wolves", and left the cremation room in a little embarrassment.

Finding an empty lounge, they walked inside.

Liu Li didn't forget that this was a live broadcast of the funeral, not a large-scale blind date and social death scene, and explained:

"The human body is much, much more resistant to burning than you think."

"Even a professional crematorium, with a high temperature of about 1400 degrees, it will burn for at least 40 minutes."

"This is still an ordinary person, special circumstances are another story."

"So we'll have to wait in the break room, counting the cooldown, and in about an hour, we'll be able to pick up the bones between the bones."

As soon as Liu Li finished speaking, Xiao Jiu frowned and walked over with a tablet.

"Old~ boss, look at this."

Her little hand swiped on the tablet, which was a few screenshots of Liu Li's own live broadcast room.

There are flashing barrages, comments, and private messages sent specifically.

The rest of the little secretaries also came over to watch together,

At Liu Li's suggestion,

Rena even pointed the live camera at those screenshots.

Suddenly

The fourth little secretary looked solemn, worried and nervous,

There was a lot of scolding in the barrage.

Only Liu Li still looked careless, and instead of Xiao Jiu, he began to swipe the screenshot, and he sighed:

"It's too slow to smash the field, just about to get out of the airport, is he too confident, just with that rotten onion, he wants to drag me?"

The rotten onion in Liu Li's mouth, sobbing and standing at the door of the lounge, he didn't dare to go, he didn't dare to enter, and when he heard Liu Li say this, he could only dare to be angry and dare not speak.

"This is amazing, is the road outside the funeral home blocked?"

The screenshot Liu Li pointed to was a private message from a fan:

"Sister Liuli, pay attention, be careful, smash that Wang Ba calf playing sideways."

"I accompanied my friends up the mountain today, and I was going to the funeral home, but now I'm blocked outside, and many people are stuck here."

"A lot of vans are waiting there, they should be waiting for the smashing field, and there are a lot of people coming down from it, some wearing the uniforms of night security guards, and some seem to have come down from the construction site, which looks very horizontal."

Liu Li displayed this private message in the live broadcast room

, obscuring the sender, just showing the content.

Fans are either worried or angry, some have come up with ideas, and some have already called the police.

The barrage is wonderful:

"Sister Ruri, run!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is this a dynamic social organization?"

"The night security guards are already dark, those at the construction site should be the ones who smashed his son, those contractors are all black, and their subordinates are all fellow villagers who are very obedient and dare to start, Sister Liuli, let's not suffer the loss in front of us, let's run."

"Hurry up and run, they're obviously waiting for the smashing brother to arrive."

"Smashing the field is going to really 'smash' this time."

"The police have been called!"

"+1 has been called!"

"It's useless, I'm at the bottom of the mountain, and I've already reported it. People said they didn't do anything, at most they blocked traffic, so they had to call the traffic police, and the traffic police said they had called to ask them to move their cars......

"Broadcast and broadcast - there are a lot of people outside the airport, a lot of vans, I am at the airport, and I came out of the smashing field."

「……」

Liu Li still looked indifferent, and said, "Thank you, don't worry, the first funeral live broadcast of the magic capital Liuli will definitely have a beginning and an end, running away or something, it doesn't exist."

Xiao Jiu read the words in the barrage, and hurriedly opened the live broadcast room of Brother Smashing the Field again.

In the live broadcast screen, Brother Smashing Field obviously just walked out of the airport, standing on the side of the road and pointing the camera at the opposite side.

Sure enough, as the fan said, the doors of many vans opened, and a group of strange, smoky and smoky people came down to greet Brother Smashing Field.

As the camera flickered, Liu Li saw a decadent man wearing the Destroyer's white leather sleeve wide cotton coat, messy hair, and unshaven beard in the smoking area not far away, looking up at the camera.

The camera just flashed by,

Liu Li chuckled in her heart, and her mind was full of the eyes of a decadent man.

It's like two extinct volcanoes, the ultimate silence, brewing a fiery eruption.

"Boss, shall we do something?"

Xiao Jiu saw that Liu Li didn't take it to heart, and couldn't help asking.

Liu Li waved his hand and knocked his head.

"This man ......"

「…… It's kind of familiar."

Coldly, her expression changed, she remembered something, and said busily:

"That bride, aren't we in touch and want to handle a funeral for her for free?

Give me the information, I remember I took a look."

Xiao Jiu raised his hand and said, "Boss, I followed up, and the information is here."

She directly operated on the tablet to bring up the data.

Liu Li swept through the bride's information at a glance, and finally fixed his gaze on the relatives column.

There is a photo of the marriage certificate pasted there.

The bareheaded photo shows a young man in his twenties smiling brightly, like every young man in the big city, clean, refreshing, and with a hopeful light in his eyes.

There is a brief introduction next to it:

"Relationship: Husband and wife."

"Name: Shay."

Liu Li stared at it for less than a second, and then almost jumped up.

"Oops."

"This Shay, at the airport, just appeared on the live camera."

The fans in Liu Li's live broadcast room, the little secretaries around them who touched their heads, after all, were watching the live broadcast picture together, and the materials they watched together, and they all understood what she meant.

Reina was surprised, "Ah, Shay, he's trying to find a smashing field?"

Xiao Jiu was shocked: "It must be, he, what does he want to do?"

The doll was excited: "Do you still need to ask? He must be revenge for his wife."

Yuna exclaimed, "This Oba is a man, and I admire him."

As for Liu Li's own live broadcast room, she didn't have the heart to pay attention anymore, and shouted, "Call him quickly, there is a number on the information." Quick!"

"Murder pays for one's life."

"It's not worth it for this scum."

Liu Li gave an order, and Yun'er grabbed her mobile phone and began to dial.

In the next second, her hand was held down by Liu Li.

Yun'er looked up suspiciously, saw Liu Li staring at the live broadcast screen of the smashing field, and sighed:

"No need."

"Already ......"

「…… It's too late!"