Chapter Forty-Six: Souvenirs: Village Flower Cards
"Wait a minute......
Before Liu Li could say words of persuasion, there was a busy sound of hanging up in his ears.
Yuna took off her gold-rimmed glasses, rubbed her eyes, and asked, "Boss, didn't he ever want to live?"
Liu Li nodded, and then looked down at the banned live broadcast screen on the tablet, which was stunned before, but now it is happy.
At least, she didn't have to see it with her own eyes......
"If ......"
When Liu Li spoke, she was startled by her dry voice, "...... I mean, if you contact him again, and his funeral is a dragon, we will take it for free."
"Let them be buried together."
Yuna nodded in response.
Liu Li looked at his live broadcast screen, and the screen was full of barrages that shook blind eyes:
[Wow, Shay called Ruri. γ
[Why, why not open the outward?] /With bitter hatred. γ
[Sister Liuli is so righteous, one is free, two are free, will it be bankrupt, reward and go. ] γ
[Weak strength, reward and go. ] γ
[I have been to the magic capital glazed funeral shop, and I will learn about the property of a small building in the city center. γ
γTipping away...... Rub, just saw, I'm not worthy! γ
[Hey, it's so strange, the live broadcast room and account of the smashed field have been blocked, why is Sister Liuli okay? ] γ
[Finally someone noticed, I was so strange, I thought I was going to bolt Q, but it was fine. γ
[This backstage...... Hiss, terrifying ......]
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Liu Li only reacted when she saw the barrage, and it was actually a very strange thing that her live broadcast was not blocked.
Even if she is a second-hand live broadcast, not a first-hand murder scene,
But from the perspective of the platform, it is better to kill the mistake and not let it go, than to go back and be officially moved away from the server.
Now, it's actually let go?
Liu Li touched her chin thoughtfully and muttered for a while. Could it be?
Liu Li has a feeling that it is like a blind student who has discovered Huadian. Could it be that this is a hidden setting of the system? Won't be banned, blocked, interrupted anyway? Will that be affected by signals or something?
Liu Li thought regretfully: "It's a pity, this is a funeral system, except for the funeral live broadcast, other content can't be broadcast, otherwise ......
Her mind has diverged to the point where she can't take it back at all, and will be 404.
If you can broadcast any content live at will and not be banned and blocked, then what kind of funeral is there to recruit dozens of young ladies, let go of the waves, and don't you have financial freedom right away, and the small building is covered?
Unfortunately, it is impossible to drop.
Liu Li wiped her saliva and ended her fantasy, after all, the live broadcast is still going on, in case she is photographed drooling over a generation of funeral goddesses, the style will really fall off and can't pick it up.
In the short time she thought about it, things were fermenting rapidly, and in just a few minutes,
The news with the title of "Following the killing of "African Chubby" in the live broadcast of Nepal, the second live broadcast of the anchor was killed on the whole network] rushed to the top of the hot search,
Countless netizens came after hearing the news.
However, the live broadcast room that smashed the field was blocked again, and the netizens who flocked to it could only enter the live broadcast room of Liu Li, one of the protagonists.
Attention, barrage, comments......
Climbing at a geometric speed, Liu Li was dazzled and couldn't see it at all.
I only know that in the end, a barrage became the king of barrage, and the repeaters frantically swiped the screen:
[I'm in the Magic City Building, find out!] γ
Liu Li's heart is like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by. I'm a rich woman, who leaked it? Also, I'm a rich woman, and I don't seem to have any money......
Liu Li thought of the money she received in the past two days, and in order to ensure that the first funeral live broadcast was completed as soon as possible, she gave Ruffian Zimei a one-stop payment for free to complete the funeral, and her heart softened and she gave two free payments.
After three free strokes, Liu Li's wallet couldn't even drip blood.
Others can still laugh at themselves with "my wallet is dripping blood", she is not qualified to say this, she is drained.
Thereupon......
The 10,000 grass and mud horses that had just galloped past turned around and ran back again, running like dirt on Liu Li's face.
"Boss?"
"Sister Ruri?"
Yun'er beside her, Lingna, who was shooting her fiercely in the camera, the two of them found that Liu Li's face was wrong, and asked worriedly.
Liu Li wanted to cry without tears, looked at Yun'er's face, and almost told her that if she contacted her or something, she would not exist, but she just held back.
After all, Liu Li is really sympathetic to Shay and their pair.
The pressure of the economic crisis made Liu Li suddenly lose her sadness and sorrow, and her desire to lament and cry for others turned into a money-seeking girl again, and she used her brains for it.
"To make money, you must find a way to make money."
"Fat sheep, I'm a funeral, of course I have to slaughter fat sheep and open it for three years!"
"I'm going to slaughter the fattest one to make up for the loss."
Liu Li's brain was spinning wildly, and he almost lost his cramps.
When she was in the college entrance examination that year, if she had this momentum and this speed in the examination room, Tsinghua University and Peking University would not dare to say that the 985 goalkeeper could still hold the handle.
"There it is!"
Liu Li suddenly thought of an idea, cleared her throat, walked closer, and let the camera take a clearer picture of her flawless face, which can't even see a pore, and said:
"I don't know if there are any people in the live broadcast room who know the smashing family in reality,
I think there should be."
What came to Liu Li's mind was that he had seen some barrages in the video of Brother Smashing the Field, what kind of words like "Village Flower pinched Little Nezha", not the rich second generation he knew in reality, he could neither know nor ridicule arbitrarily.
Brother Smashing was so arrogant at the time, and I didn't see him go back.
Liu Li pointed to his nose and continued, "Trouble to tell the father or mother who smashed the field, just say-
He is afraid that he has recently provoked something that should not be provoked, and the passing year is not good, and it will be a disaster at every turn, a disaster of blood and light.
Now that there are no people, it's best to hand over his funeral to our Demon Capital Liuli Funeral Shop to deal with.
At the very least, pray for peace underground."
"Funeral, we are professionals!"
Liu Li was full of confidence and said sincerely and seriously.
Even if she is arrested for polygraphing, she can say what she said just now. Didn't you provoke someone or something that shouldn't be provoked? That's right, the person is me, the magic capital Liu Li! That's right, the thing is the system, the system god is staring at you, can you not be unlucky?
Liu Li didn't blink his eyelids, and he was ready to dig out the residual value of the scourge of smashing the field, and then get him a set of bells and whistles, and collect 1.8 million yuan, isn't it fragrant?
Liu Limei thought so.
As a registered customer, Brother Smashing was supposed to fall into her hands.
What bad intentions can she have?
I just want to scrape a layer of oil on it and foreshadow it in advance.
Liu Li has never thought so carefully about slaughtering fat sheep, and even what will happen in the future, she has rehearsed it in her heart:
"Since his family is rich, powerful, and connected in the Demon Capital, and he also knows some people in the Xuanmen, such as the "Dragon King", he will definitely mumble to this crime."
"As soon as I mutter, I will ask, is the other party blocking or not?
If you block it, it is the way of the system god who stops! After all, the old man is responsible for the delivery.
If you don't stop it, hehe, it's not just a random offer.
Perfect! Plan to pass!"
Liu Li licked her lips and didn't know if it was a psychological effect, it felt like smearing honey, sweet.
"Tuk Tuk~"
There was a knock on the door of the break room.
"Hello? Is it Miss Liu Li?"
Liu Li turned his head in surprise and saw a courier guy wearing SF Express standard clothing, standing there with a small box.
Beside him, there was the director of the cremation workshop who nodded and bowed, with a flattering face.
Liu Li ignored "Da Zeng Zhiwei" and asked the SF brother strangely: "I am, are you looking for me?"
The SF brother said embarrassedly, "That's right, I'm the courier in charge of the area of your store.
Here is a piece of Miss Liu's courier.
I came to a funeral temporarily, so I took it up the mountain together, and I thought I would send it to you when I went down the mountain, but something delayed it......
He scratched his head and became more and more embarrassed: "I saw Miss Liu's video when I was watching the video, and I knew that you were here, so I brought it over to you to sign for it."
"I'm sorry."
The courier brother handed the small box to the doll who took the initiative to run over, and apologized repeatedly.
In terms of results, it is good, but SF has strict management, and he is afraid of complaints.
"Thank you, it's okay, it's none of your business."
Liu Li soothed a few words and grabbed the small box from the doll's hand.
She's not talking nonsense, it's really none of the courier brother's business.
It's about the system!
In this little box, 100 percent is - souvenirs!!
System YYDS!
No matter where the person is, the souvenir will be delivered to you as soon as possible.
But then again, the funeral anchor system, the funeral home is originally someone's sphere of influence, and it's not the same as going home.
Liu Li ignored the live broadcast, and opened the express delivery three times and five by two.
Inside is a delicate black, elegant credit card.
Of course, this is what they saw in the live broadcast screen, as well as Yuna and Lingna.
In Liu Li's eyes, it revealed its true appearance, just by glancing at it, Liu Li's face instantly became strange.
This souvenir, it's not serious!
"Souvenir: Village Flower Pinch Card (That's right, you are the hope of the whole village, that village flower)!"
"The prop card extracted from the unbearable past of Brother ID Smashing Field is the material."
"Special Effect 1: 18 million dowry, you deserve it!
(When using it for others, as long as the other party is female, and in the stage of talking about marriage, it will definitely trigger the appeal of 18 million bride price, and will never compromise and retreat, the other party must be very moved and tearfully refuse.) )γ
"Special Effect 2: 18 million dowry, I'm worth it!
(When using it for yourself, as long as you are in the stage of talking about marriage, you will definitely trigger the appeal of 18 million bride price, and you will never compromise and give in, and the other party has a certain chance of agreeing.) )γ
Liu Li's eyes gradually lost their brilliance.
System you come out!
You call it a souvenir?
How do I use this thing???