Chapter 55: "Am I Slaughtered as a Fat Sheep?"
"Ding!"
The system's prompt sounded at the right time.
"Registered customers: ID becomes beautiful and beautiful, and it will be delivered to the magic capital."
"Please pay attention to the host's reception and complete the funeral service."
It's coming, it's coming.
It's finally here.
Liu Li's spirit shook again and again, and he focused on the system panel that spontaneously emerged.
It is still the familiar map of the magic city, and the small red dot that moves represents the customer's location.
Coincidentally,
This time, it is still the magic capital from the direction of Shanghai-Kunming Expressway.
"I don't think I can make it to the night."
Liu Li estimated the distance and said with some regret.
Xiao Jiu didn't know that she had drawn the conclusion from the map of the living point, and thought that it was extracted from what she had just said, so she said as a matter of course, "Yes, I guess it's going to be close to noon."
"They decided in the evening, and we were just contacted." Hey? That's not right.
Liu Ligang felt as if something very important was missing, so he reacted. What about the deposit? Why don't you even have a hint?
Liu Li flipped through the text messages on his mobile phone in disbelief, and the balance on the side of the corporate account was not moved, so he really didn't increase a penny.
Xiao Jiu probed over and glanced at Liu Li's mobile phone, and immediately knew what she was looking for, and reminded: "Old ~ boss, don't look for it, no, you haven't even signed the contract yet."
Liu Li blinked and did not speak.
She can't say that this deposit has nothing to do with the contract, and is entirely a by-product of the system's rationalization of the "express delivery business".
Liu Li put down the phone, disappointed, but not so big.
She was somewhat mentally prepared.
The ruffian can get a deposit of 100,000 yuan there, purely because the system just uses this reason to send express delivery, and it is not always such a good thing.
"If you don't, you won't."
She said to herself, "That big and beautiful person has a lot of debt, and he doesn't have any money on his body, but there is a lot of silicone filling."
"Anyway, I also got a box of SKII ex-boyfriend masks from Da Mei, which is not too much of a loss."
Liu Li was actively comforting herself, for fear of falling into the spiritual internal friction of losing 100,000 yuan in anger and causing her to be unable to sleep at night, but she saw Xiao Jiu's small appearance of wanting to speak and stopping.
"Shhh
Liu Li gasped, her heart chuckled, and she asked in a panic:
"Xiao Jiu, this time ......, there is no accident, right?"
Liu Li just thought about the series of bad things that happened when she received the body of the ruffian, which eventually led to various twists and turns in several lives, and she was about to commit PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder).
"No surprises, it went well."
"This client was involved in the case of a plastic surgery hospital, and it was delayed for a while, but now it is fine."
Liu Li breathed a sigh of relief, regained his strength, and said, "I'll just say, how can I be so unlucky every time, and it should be my turn to lie down and make money easily."
She is thinking about not only making money, but also drawing!
"What can I get out of my body?"
Liu Li has already begun to imagine, and at the same time prays: "It's actually acceptable to draw anything, even if it's like a ruffian, you can use it by contributing a soy sauce fried rice.
But don't pull out the big, beautiful silicone."
Xiao Jiu echoed approvingly: "Old ~ boss, this time it's really lucky."
"The client's family saw our live broadcast in the afternoon, and then decided to go all the way to send the body to the magic capital, so that we could take care of the funeral."
"I'll just say it." Liu Li proudly crossed her waist: "It must be because of my demeanor and professionalism that the client's family feels at ease."
"No......"
Xiao Jiu was cautious, and moved himself to the side before speaking, not daring to get so close to Liu Li.
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It's not that I'm afraid of being beaten, but I'm mainly afraid of being sprayed with saliva and washing my hair, it's too late to do it.
Liu Li was not alert, and asked casually, "Otherwise, what else could it be?"
"It's because it's free."
"The family members of the guests watched our live broadcast and saw that the boss said that the ruffian agreed to our funeral live broadcast and waived the funeral expenses, and was willing to handle the funeral for Shay and his wife for free, so they came to the door."
"Wait!" Liu Li's neck stiffened instantly, twisted it little by little, and looked at Xiao Jiu expressionlessly, "You said it was because...... Want to be free?"
Her heart sank like a stone on a pond.
Xiao Jiu pondered his words and said carefully, "The customer's family also asked, can we also report the cost of the hearse from West Lake City to the Demon Capital?"
"And ......"
Liu Li not only had a stiff neck now, but even his eyes were straight, and he asked in disbelief, "What? What else?"
"You say it in one breath, don't worry, your boss and I ...... Stand up!"
When he said the last three words, Liu Li's voice was almost bitten out with his teeth.
Xiao Jiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "The customer's family is still consulting, if we agree to the live broadcast, how much will we give?"
Liu Li only felt that his head was buzzing, and muttered, "Do you want us to post money?"
"You want to drink my blood and eat my flesh!!
Even if Xiao Jiu cleverly held his head in his hands after speaking, he still felt that saliva was spraying like a waterfall hanging upside down.
Liu Li roared loudly:
"Impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!"
"I want to blind his heart!"
While foaming at the mouth, Liu Li felt aggrieved.
The matter of slaughtering fat sheep, she is still just talking, and she has not started to act yet.
This is why some people want to slaughter her as a fat sheep!
Is there any reason for this?
Is this still human?
Liu Li hugged the pillow tightly, only feeling that the baby was bitter.
Xiao Jiu had already withdrawn three steps away, and said with a sad face: "I won't say I can't come, they have to let me come, woo woo, and it will take a long time to wash my hair."
I don't know if I think three steps away is a safe distance, or if the broken jar is broken, Xiao Jiu continued: "He also said that he will come to the door tomorrow morning to talk to us about one item after another, and if he can't talk, he won't do it with us."
"What's the difference between doing it elsewhere? Can anyone else agree to this condition?" Liu Li's whole body was numb, and he said weakly: "The world is as black as crows, are other crows whiter than us?"
Xiao Jiu shook his head and said, "Then I don't know. Boss, if it doesn't work, we won't do it, and I'll help you push it off tomorrow."
Liu Li wanted to say stiffly, "No play, no door, no window, where you come from, just go back", and also wanted to simply nod and say, "Just do it",
But in the end, she cried and shook her head and said, "No." This one really doesn't work! This is a clear system task.
Even if it is done hastily, it has to be a funeral dragon.
to complete the task.
Although there is no punishment for failing the mission, this is different from the unobtrusive "emergency recovery mission" of "Five Emperor Money" after all.
"Becoming Beautiful" is the second registered customer and is part of the Beginner Mission, if you really can't follow it......
Liu Li's eyes flickered, as if he saw "reward drawing", "small building covering" and so on grow small wings and flew away...... Flew away...... I'll go! It's being pinched. It's hard for him to ride a tiger.
Liu Li's face was cloudy, like a barometer.
Xiao Jiu comforted unfamiliarly: "Old ~ boss, if you really want to do it, you should make less money if it's a big deal."
"Earn less?"
"If you make less, you will lose!"
Liu Li shook her head resolutely, she couldn't accept it, just thinking about it, her heart was dripping blood.
"Let's talk about it tomorrow, and we'll decide tomorrow."
"Sleep, sleep."
Liu Li threw herself back on her two-meter-four big bed irritably, wanting to sleep to relieve her sorrows, but the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, screaming and rolling, so angry that she couldn't do it.
Xiao Jiu stopped at the staircase back to the second floor for two minutes, listened to the movement in the bedroom, and shouted inside:
"Old ~ boss, if you really can't sleep, you can swipe our account, there is a surprise~"
Liu Li's stiff response came from the bedroom: "No, how can I not sleep, impossible!"
"Okay, good night boss."
Xiao Jiu shook his head, depressed and went downstairs to wash and blow his hair.
Ten minutes passed,
Half an hour passed,
An hour passed......
The night is already deep.
The third floor of the small building, the bedroom has a large bed,
A hand stretched straight out of the quilt, pulled a few times, and held the phone,
The mobile phone screen lit up, illuminating Liu Li's face,
In the middle of the night,
Her eyes were wide and cat-like, and she was shining......