Chapter 185: Dead Days, Rats Hold Old Cats

"It's boring."

Liu Li was paralyzed on the second floor, and on the left and right were Xiao Jiu and Ling Nai, one feeding nuts and the other stuffing fruits.

Nuts should be peeled until only the kernels remain, and the fruit must not have belt seeds.

That's it, she is still paralyzed, and only her mouth can move.

Ling Nai and Xiao Jiu, looking helpless, sighed together.

What a good boss,

It's a pity that there is an extra mouth.

It's hard to serve just eating and drinking, and they are called out of boredom 800 times a day, and they also feel that life is dark and bright, and there is no hope for life.

"Wasn't it okay a while ago?"

"Even customers in Southeast Asia have them."

"Recently, why is there no cat at the door?"

Liu Li tilted his head and felt that the nuts were no longer fragrant and the fruits were not sweet, which was referred to as idle.

"Chemical plant" explosion,

More than a month has passed.

At the beginning, the four-character name of Liu Li, the magic capital, moved Southeast Asia,

That place, I believe in this, and I don't know how many dignitaries and nobles from Southeast Asia came to the Liuli funeral shop in the magic capital, visited with gifts, and begged.

This is going to be replaced by some Wong Tai Sin, what White Dragon King, or some unnamed Wang Lin who can turn into a snake.

Don't take off on the spot yet,

enough to cheat and eat and drink for a lifetime,

In the end, you can also get the name of a master, and you will be buried in a beautiful scenery or something.

But......

Liu Li is responsible for giving people a beautiful funeral.

Those dignitaries who came alive and with gifts,

Either he asks for peace, or he asks for a curse.

Well, you are safe, others curse.

This Liu Li can't help,

The majors are not right.

As for the scenery funeral?

The dignitaries and nobles had a broken face and said that they would definitely do it in the future.

Then, there is no then.

From the door to the city, to the door, it will be a month.

Liu Li has also changed from smiling every day to smiling stiffly, to doing nothing, lying down is a salted fish for a day.

Ay~

Liu Li sighed faintly, turned over and lay on the sofa, buried his head in the back pillow, and sighed angrily:

"I knew that when my old man reported the evening tour, I went with him."

"Although a group of old men and old ladies can't talk together, they won't be so boring."

After Liu Li finished speaking, he twisted around on the sofa, like an earthworm, trying to drill a pit out of the sofa and bury himself.

I can't live this day.

Ling Nai and Xiao Jiu glanced at each other, and they all shot out, and finally pulled Liu Li out of the sofa with coaxing.

not for anything else,

The main thing is distressed about the sofa.

Ling Nai whispered, "Sister Liuli, you didn't say that before."

Liu Li rolled her eyes: "What did I say?"

Reina: "You said, let you swim the Three Gorges with a boatload of old men and old women, absolutely, yes, impossible! Whoever goes is the dog."

Liu Li looked at her expressionlessly,

I saw that the voice of JK's little secretary became smaller and quieter, and gradually became inaudible.

"Finished?"

Liu Li looked at Reina, "That's for me."

"Wang, Wang!"

Under the shocked gaze of Xiao Jiu and Ling Nai, Liu Li barked a few times, which was vivid enough to make the golden retriever at the back door suspect that the dog was alive.

"Still have questions?"

Liu Li tilted her head proudly, and Ling Nai shook her head with a shocked expression, almost writing "Please take my knees" on her face.

Xiao Jiu shook his head, laughing at Reina's innocence in his heart.

Our boss, is that the one who wants to face?

Yes and no!

Why do you have to expose her?

Xiao Jiu held it and said, "Old ~ boss, there must be a reason why you don't go with your uncle, right?"

Liu Li didn't say that she wanted to be an otaku just because she was too lazy to move, so she turned a few corners in her brain, sighed and said:

"I mainly don't want to be a light bulb."

"You think, there must be a lot of fashionable old ladies in the twilight tour group reported by my old man, coming and going, sparks, getting married or something, maybe?"

Xiao Jiu and Reina nodded repeatedly.

Liu Li spread his hands: "If I'm here as a daughter, isn't it just a bright light bulb?"

"Really?"

The two little secretaries nodded again.

Liu Li said and said, he believed it all by himself, and he didn't know whether it was longing or worrying:

"I wonder how the old man's twilight trip went?"

"Did you bring a twilight love or something?"

"By the way, at this age, do you still want to give a bride price?"

Liu Li told the two little secretaries about her worries,

Ponderance ensued.

Your brain circuit is a bit of a thing, and it's a bit long-term.

What do you think?

Reina and Xiao Jiu also fell into deep thought......

Far away in the Three Gorges,

On the banks of the Yangtze River,

Wuhan, the thoroughfare of nine provinces,

A group of old men and grandmothers, under the leadership of the tour guide, walked out of a crab leg dried meat noodle shop, most of them were still holding pot helmets in their hands, chatting and gnawing while walking.

I can't tell at all that this is a group of old people with an average age of nearly 70, who can't sleep at home, and have no appetite.

Liu's father is also among them.

There was an old lady on the left and right, and a few steps away, there were several retired old men with jealous faces, squinting over from time to time,

If there is substance in the eyes, it will definitely become a big hand, drag Liu's father and throw it directly into the Yangtze River, and then take his place and replace him, becoming the most popular existence among the old ladies in the whole tour group.

Father Liu felt those gazes, and became more and more energetic.

God knows, it's the first time in his life that his old man has raised his eyebrows like this.

Thanks to my treasure!

Father Liu thought beautifully, coughed lightly, and was about to continue to teach the old ladies how to grow good vegetables.

This is one of the two things he is most proud of in his life.

Another thing, of course, is that she gave birth to a more delicate baby girl, Liu Li.

"Old Liu Tou, you said that your daughter is a big anchor, so did she bring you the goods? Are the vegetables you grow selling well?"

"Lao Liu, your girl is so powerful, you also shoot videos, let her drain you traffic, and you can also be a big anchor."

"Even so, we are so good that we are also on fire."

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At the instigation and instigation of the jealous old man,

Under the admiration and encouragement of fashionable old ladies,

Liu's father was put on the shelf, and sure enough, the live broadcast was started.

In the live broadcast room,

Rightfully empty,

In addition to the old man and the old lady around him, there are also robots that give alms systematically,

Not even a dog barked.

It's too lonely.

"There will be more people waiting for the next time."

"I know the live broadcast best."

Liu's father patted his chest to greet the adoration of the fashionable old lady, and quietly sent a WeChat message to Liu Li:

"Bao, I let people put it up, I just started the live broadcast, and no one watched it, come and help."

"It's all to blame on the old men in the city, it's broken.

Liu's father briefly sent the appeal and cause and effect of wanting his baby daughter to drain and help him support the scene through the message.

"Ding!"

Liu Li is still "paralyzed" on the sofa,

Not far away, the four little secretaries whispered and discussed

Why drag the boss out shopping, it can't go on like this,

Mental pollution is too severe,

The SAN value is not enough.

"Huh!"

Liu Li sat up from the sofa all of a sudden, and came to his senses,

"Come and see the excitement, have fun."

While greeting, she brought out the afterimage with both hands, and all kinds of inquiries about the fashionable old lady forced Liu's father to be in a hurry, and he leaked his mouth several times.

Soon, a 300-inch projection screen appeared on the wall,

Liu Li and the four little secretaries each have a bucket of popcorn and a glass of Coke,

Onlookers watched the infinitely good sunset of Liu's father.

The projection is a live broadcast room,

The anchor's name is "Liu Li's father".

"Wow~"

Liu Li and the four little secretaries opened their mouths wide, and their faces were shocked.

Saw

Liu's father looked shy, holding a selfie stick,

There is a group of old ladies gathered around him,

I've never been so beautiful in my life.

Yun'er raised her hand first: "I'll open our account to brush gifts."

Reina followed with a claw: "I'm going to call the fans to watch."

Xiao Jiu touched his chin: "I'm going to talk to the official people of Douyin and give my uncle some weight, they have always wanted to contact us."

Doll: "......"

What about me, who am I, where am I, what can I do?

Well?

Liu Li sat up straight suddenly.

【Ding! 】

Lead ...... detected

No way?

Liu Li was lazy, his expression suddenly became serious, like a cat licking his fur, coldly noticed the movement of the mouse, and glared,

It's a dead day, and the mouse has an old cat in its mouth......

What's going on?!

Liu Li took a deep breath to calm his mood and looked at the system panel that spontaneously emerged......