Chapter 38: The Man Who Faces the Wall? Sit and forget!
"Green?"
Tony is also a person who often surfs the Internet, and his eyes are full of pity in an instant, as far as he knows, those who engage in academic research are honest people and are green......
Tsk tsk.
But obviously, the green he understands is different from the green in Luo Ji's mouth.
When he saw the image projected by Luo Ji, Bruce Banner's weak scholar banged his chest with both hands, roared directly, turned green all over, his muscles became huge, and his clothes were torn, and then he jumped dozens of meters high directly, when he jerked off on the street.
Tony was shocked!
His eyes were misty!
His little brain is full of question marks!
"It's not scientific......"
Tony muttered to himself, "I have the best lingerie brand in the world, I have the best quality panties, but I can't do it to the point, these panties are so big, why aren't they broken?" It's not scientific! ”
Luo Ji: ......
Brother, your focus is a bit peculiar!
He clasped his hands in front of his chest, "It seems that it may be a bit difficult to recruit Bruce Banner, looking at him like this, it seems that he has lost his mind." ”
"It doesn't matter, I'll shoot!"
Tony patted his chest with his hand, extremely confident, "My Ark reactor has been replaced with new elements, the energy storage limit is higher, the output efficiency is stronger, and I have upgraded the Mark Warframe, a green fat man?" Hehe, I'll convince him! Of course! It's with my fist! After all, I've always hated men touching me! ”
He was incredibly confident.
In fact, he did.
From being kidnapped by terrorists, Tony miniaturized the Ark reactor in a rudimentary cave, and by hand, he made the original Mark Warframe, and then to the Mark Nano Warframe in the Avengers era, it only took six years!
At that time, the Mark armor was no longer comparable to the Hulk.
Of course.
That was six years later.
Not now!
So Luo Ji nodded seriously, "Indeed, the winning rate between you is eighty-two, you have an eighty percent chance of being beaten into a pig's head, and a twenty percent chance of being beaten into a dog's head!" ”
Tony:......
What an eighty-two open!
Tony originally wanted to refute, but in a blink of an eye, he saw Hulk roar wildly, kicking his feet across hundreds of meters away, and flattening a tank with his ass, and suddenly swallowed his saliva, "Okay, I admit that you do have some truth in what you said, it's really hard to be messed with by an honest man in the green, how about we together?" ”
Tony knew he might be defeated by his Iron Armor.
But he still wanted to give it a try, because he found that Hulk was gradually going berserk, roaring with anger more and more frequently, and becoming more and more powerful.
It's a rampaged war machine!
Once in the middle of the city.
I can't imagine how many people will die in that picture?
So Tony wants to go with Luo Ji to stop Bruce Banner.
Luo Ji didn't want to be beaten, he left a sentence lightly, "Wait for me for a few minutes, I'll open a hang first!" ”
After speaking.
He closed his eyes.
If you want to deal with the Hulk, Luo Ji can summon his own army of steel, although he does not have an advantage in one-on-one, but a thousand steel armors besiege a Hulk, even if the Hulk is known as invincible, he has to play the word gg.
After all, the steel army has no pain, is not afraid of life and death, and can still cooperate as a team, even if it is broken into parts, repair and assemble it, and can fight.
Isn't that what it is......
The Fourth Natural Calamity!
Do you understand the horror of the Fourth Natural Calamity?
It's just a boss with thick skin and thick blood and high sensitivity.
As long as you can lose blood.
You can see the health bar.
Pan him!
But now Luo Ji has a better choice.
It's just because Kirin in the supergod universe found Morgana!
Her methods were extraordinarily simple and crude.
It's still a hundred and eight, that is, using the radio to shout Morgana to the world, but this time, with the addition of some people, it has changed a little.
"Cool ice! Come out and meet Queen Keisha, you scumbag! ”
"Cool ice! You defeated queen of Kesha, come out quickly! ”
Cool ice.
It was Morgana's real name before she fell into a demon, and at that time, she was still one of the three leaders of the angelic civilization.
Apocalypse King!
As the younger sister of Queen Kaisha, Liang Bing, who was once one of the three kings of the angelic civilization, broke directly because of the conflict of faith with Kaisha, and the two sides have been facing each other for tens of thousands of years, and they have long been incompatible.
Taunting Liang Bing, that is, the current Morgana is Kesha's defeated general, which is undoubtedly the biggest taunt of Morgana.
Really.
When the fleet detected the voice from Earth, Morgana jumped to her feet in an instant, "I'll fuck you, uncle!" Keisha, this blue pool, will actually make some shady means, the old lady will kill you! Your uncle's! ”
She directly ignored the obstruction of her subordinates, flew directly to the earth, and went straight to the place where Qi Lin was, she wanted to teach Qi Lin a hard lesson, let her know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has, why is the demon queen called the demon queen!
Her arrival.
In an instant, the whereabouts were detected by the real-time monitoring of the control satellite, and then fed back to Luo Ji.
At this time, Qi Lin was a little panicked, after all, the people from the Super Divine Academy had already given her popular science, and the opposite was the Demon Queen, the archangel who used to be an angel civilization!
The fight was fierce.
I don't know how many people died at her hands!
"Lord Luo Ji, help!"
Qi Lin shouted, "Take out your big baby, stab her hard, and stab her through!" ”
Luo Ji: ......
This little girl should be talking about water droplets, right?
I'm talking about water droplets, right?
It should be, right?
He said expressionlessly, "In the long years, all the weapons of the Three-Body Civilization have long been wiped out, and all that is possessed is just the knowledge of some civilizations!" ”
"Huh??"
Qi Lin was momentarily dumbfounded.
This three-body civilization has no weapons......
Isn't that just a cucumber that I have used for several days, and I don't pull it, and I don't pull it softly? ?
"Little girl, today I'm going to teach you how to be a good wall-facer! Learn to use lies! ”
Luo Ji looked extremely advanced at this time, "I used to be the one who faced the wall, and under my leadership, I led the weak civilization to deter the incredibly powerful alien civilization and gained precious peace!" ”
Wall-facing.
The strongest record is none other than 'Luo Ji', a 0.7-level earthling, who has shocked the three-body civilization of the second-level civilization, which is unimaginable to countless people!
And the worst record is also Luo Ji, who used to fool Tony, the coalition government used to fool the wandering earth, deceived a lot of advanced technology, deceived a supreme genius, deceived a large wave of resources, deceived a huge earth, and deceived six billion free labor.
And now.
He still wants to repeat his old tricks.
Come and deceive Morgana!
Belch......
You can't call this a wall-facer, right......
Rather, it should be called.
Sit and forget!!