Chapter 4: Woman, Woman
In broad daylight, a handsome little eunuch with an open chest and exposed ribs.
What kind of system?
"What do you see? Why are you here? Dress up! The beauty raised her eyebrows, and her tone was not good.
After a few glances, Wei Xiaobao didn't see any traces under the silky undulating cheongsam.
Gross lack of experience!
"Every time I look at you more, it's because you're so beautiful, and when the gods come, they can't help but look at you twice." Wei Xiaobao tidied up his torn clothes and put flowers on his mouth.
Beauty, you have to praise her, praise her, praise her fiercely!
Count yourself on for having a vision!
Feeling the scorching gaze, Lan Shan, who was proud, regretted wearing this set, the tutor uniform that her mother chose.
"Ahem, why are you here?"
"Sister Beauty, I'm here to measure the spiritual root." Wei Xiaobao looked around, and his gaze returned to his original place.
This figure, appearance, and skin completely explode the earth's otaku gods and goddesses.
Lan Shan looked at the little eunuch in surprise: "It's here, but, the eunuch spirit root test was yesterday!" ”
"Shrimp? Yesterday? It's not good, I woke up and fell asleep, the beauty helped me! Wei Xiaobao's heart was shocked.
I never expected that my brother's talent was so bad.
Shocking ghosts and gods!
"Really asleep?" Lan Shan's beautiful eyes are horizontal, and she wants to hit the little eunuch, where do her eyes look?
"It really can't be fake, you see the beautiful tutor." Wei Xiaobao took out the wooden sign and shook it.
Call!
Lan Shan said calmly: "My name is Lan Shan, not a beautiful tutor, come with me." ”
"Looking back suddenly, the fairy is dimly lit, mentor, your name is too meaningful, let me have a kind of ......" Wei Xiaobao trotted to send praise.
"Shut up! Don't think that you can blindly adapt it by learning a few famous sayings and fairy sentences. Lan Shan said with a solemn feeling in her heart.
Woman, woman, it's hard to understand!
Especially the beauty heart, if you can understand, my brother still doesn't obey this great beauty......
[Dad finally did a good deed, fortunately he didn't give in to his mother back then, and his name was Lan Xiaohua.] The old lady is really, saying that if a female man wants to cultivate femininity, she has to be a ceremonial tutor for me to be a cold little sword fairy. Look at the little eunuch who is in the spring, can my sister use it? ]
"Huh? No, no! "Wei Xiaobao shouted in his heart that you are not a woman, you are a dream tiger.
"What not? Come on! Lan Shan twisted her waist and went upstairs.
What's going on?
It seems to have heard the words of a beautiful woman.
My natal talent is mind reading?
"Sister Lan, where are we going?" Along the way upstairs, Wei Xiaobao's gaze involuntarily fell on the mountains and plateaus that the gods yearned for.
"Soul room, you are messy, ah!" As soon as Lan Shan stopped, the little eunuch behind him bumped into him firmly.
Too fierce, too sudden, she was a dignified little master of Jindan, but she didn't react.
Accidentally, Wei Xiaobao fell on the stairs: "Yes, I'm sorry, I was just thinking about things and was distracted." ”
You must have done it on purpose!
Feeling the numbing pride, Lan Shan stared at the little eunuch: "You, believe it or not, I gouged out your eyeballs?" ”
"Don't believe it, the Great Elder said that everyone in our Ninth Academy is equal, and the tutor can beat the students?" Wei Xiaobao got up with big innocent eyes.
Whew, whew!
After two breaths, Lan Shan gritted her teeth and was furious: "Can't! But don't touch me in your etiquette lesson. ”
What a threat!
Enjoying the magnificent scenery and thinking about the elasticity of the immortals, Wei Xiaobao made up his mind to quickly brush the dragon qi and cultivate the immortals quickly.
"Fate is predestined, let it be!"
"Don't talk nonsense, come in and test the spirit root!" Lan Shan remembered the little eunuch's face.
"Yes!" Wei Xiaobao is very sensible.
"Touch." Lan Shan said coldly.
"Where?" Wei Xiaobao looked at Mount Everest decisively.
Syllable!
With a backhand slap, Wei Xiaobao was fanned off, smashed against the wall and slid to the floor.
"You, Mentor Lan, are you hitting me?"
"Who? Who can testify? It's obviously the air that hits you. Lan Shan couldn't help but smile, her pretty face full of seriousness.
I admit it!
Wait for my brother to become a cultivator, and don't beat you to the sky!
Wei Xiaobao obediently touched it, the huge crystal ball was really slippery.
Orphan and widow.
A full hour later, Wei Xiaobao walked out of the spirit testing room with his hands on the wall.
He was hit by the air.
"Aha, sister has witnessed history!" The cheongsam beauty laughed heartily.
No. 88888, eight spiritual roots, one series and one point, can be called the world's unique waste materials, miraculously with water ice spiritual roots at the same time. A few years later, her name will definitely be on the Zichuan Chronicle.
Rubbing his fart, Wei Xiaobao really wanted to rush upstairs and fight back.
It's too much of a deception!
I'm a little eunuch, what's wrong with looking at you a few more times?
Today, under the gaze of the gods, I swear, you great beauty, I am going to decide!
Even if you beat me, you dare to despise me?
What if the spiritual root is not in the product?
Can God still not let me cultivate immortals?
Absolutely impossible, my goal is to soar and grow a little brother!
Isn't the garbage spiritual root the starting point of the road against the sky??
Take 10,000 steps back, I still have the Five Dragons Jade Seal, but it is not activated.
What is gratifying to Wei Xiaobao is that the beauty tutor has a kind heart, and the identity tag he gave him was only marked with seven spiritual roots, and told him to keep the ice system secret, otherwise, he would be sliced and studied by old antiques.
"Ah, there are men!"
"No, it's a eunuch!"
"If you don't have honest eyes, you are not a good person at first glance."
Shuttling among the little heroines, Wei Xiaobao unceremoniously took a hard look, and what made God mad was that one was more watery than the other.
Living an eye addiction, Wei Xiaobao tried to read minds, but he didn't hear half of his sister's heart.
Call!
Running out of the Spirit Measuring Palace, Wei Xiaobao looked back, and the motivation to cultivate immortals was greater and more sufficient.
80,000 cute and pretty little girls, waiting for my brother to save them!
"I'm proud of being a eunuch, I'm a eunuch, I'm proud!"
"Since ancient times, who has not died, and is willing to be a eunuch......"
"Report, No. 88888, Request to Enlist!" Wei Xiaobao stood up and interrupted the early morning declaration.
Quiet!
At the foot of the ninth mountain, on the huge playground, it is quiet.
It's you again!
Older eunuch, this time I see that you are unlucky!
Tread, stomp.
A man who stepped on black combat boots, tall and straight, dressed in dark blue armor, and was not a eunuch at first glance, walked over.
"Yes, the report is very standard, join the team! Deduct 5 credits! ”
Wei Xiaobaomeng, who is proud, must know that in Eunuch Mountain, credits are everything!
Last night, Huang Sanshao gave everyone a good popularity, one credit can be exchanged for a spirit coin, you can buy a Linggu steamed bun, or a bowl of spirit beast bone broth, and a hundred points can be exchanged for a lower grade spirit stone.
For an elective course, you can only get ten points if you get a full score.
"What? No. 88888, do you have an opinion? "The big man in the army with thick eyebrows and a black face is a powerful coin man.
"Yes!"
Wei Xiaobao said loudly: "Report, I was late for a reason, and I just finished testing the spiritual root." ”
Goose??
The little eunuchs were stunned, this buddy, bold!
actually deceived, no, to treat the iron-blooded chief instructor invited by the border army as a fool.
I didn't look at it, there were several little eunuchs lying on the ground, and they all vomited blood because of the beep and beep.
"Really?"
"yes, ah......"
Wei Xiaobao flew out and smashed into seven or eight tragic little eunuchs, including the little brothers who laughed together yesterday.
"Lie, deduct 10 points!" The thick eyebrow instructor snorted.
"I don't accept !!"