Chapter 1 This slave is a top-notch student
"The empress slaughtered the sweat and blood country, just to get this stinky man?"
"Be careful! Don't die! ”
"He is the most beautiful man in the country of sweat and blood."
"Wash it up, I have to sleep with the empress for a while, but I can't be a little sloppy."
"Yes......"
Royal Palace, bathing rooms.
Several palace maids were carefully cleaning an unconscious man.
Burst!
A bucket of water was poured down to cover his face, and Mu Bai was woken up by the cold.
In a trance, Mu Bai saw several girls dressed in ancient court costumes busy working.
Everyone has a clear division of labor.
Loosen bones, pedicures, shave, apply sesame oil.
The girls are as delicate as silk and meticulous.
Where is this?
A palace-style spa?
Hehe, which boss is the boss tonight, and hey, and hey.
Soon Mu Bai felt that something was not right, why were his hands and legs tied to the wooden bed with a cow belt?
This scene made him shudder, could it be that it had fallen into the hands of organ traffickers?
Hurry up and see if the waist is still there?
The heart, liver, spleen and lungs have not been poached, right?
Mu Bai was anxious and scolded:
", if you dare to slap my waist, I won't let you go."
The palace maids ignored him, and continued to do things with their heads down.
"Ah...... Loosen it for Lao Tzu. ”
Fear separates the walls of the white matter, and rolls like loaches, and the plank bed babbles.
This move made Zhao Hai, who was sitting in the corner, extremely displeased, and walked over with a purple sand teapot, condescending, and said with pity:
"Nobody wants your waist. Being able to enter Chuxiu Palace is a blessing that you have cultivated in several lifetimes. ”
"Be honest with us!"
"Ahh Mu Bai spat a mouthful of thick phlegm directly on Zhao Hai's face.
Zhao Hai was suddenly annoyed, took out a handkerchief and wiped it, trembling with anger, pinching the orchid finger and scolding:
"Sure enough, it's a little bastard of the sweat and blood country, the beast is not lost, our family is not used to you."
"Come on, send him to the Criminal Division, and peel off a layer of skin first."
This Chuxiu Palace is a secret agency dedicated to selecting male attendants for the empress, no matter which country you used to be the prince of the country, he is the king of heaven when you come here.
If you are disobedient, you have to train and train first.
As soon as Zhao Hai gave the order, two stubborn armor soldiers rushed in, untied Mu Bai, and prepared to take him away.
"This is illegal detention, do you know that you have broken the law?"
Mu Bai's two roars didn't work, and he was about to be taken to the Punishment Division by two armor soldiers, when a woman's voice came faintly:
"What are you rubbing about? Delayed Your Majesty's Spring Festival, how many heads do you have? ”
Mu Bai raised his eyes and saw a woman in brocade clothes standing at the door, with a plump body and a beautiful face.
It is the head of the Inner Court Division, Guo Shuangyi.
Zhao Hai's figure immediately became half shorter, and he bowed down and said softly:
"The eldest aunt is here, this Mu Bai is rebellious and rude, the old slave is worried that he will offend His Majesty Tianwei, and he will no longer find a docile foreign man to sleep with?"
Guo Shuangyi's vicious gaze fell on Mu Bai.
I saw that he was handsome, well-proportioned, and his skin was so tender that he could pinch out water.
The next moment, Guo Shuangyi's expression turned shocked.
I secretly said in my heart that the men of this sweat and blood country are all cattle and horses, and they are all talented.
Mu Bai crooked his mouth and smiled, hehe, proud!
"There's no need to look for it, Mu Jia Saburo, Your Majesty likes him, wrap him up, and follow me into the palace to sleep."
Just as Mu Bai was glad to have escaped some torture, Zhao Hai was still angry about Mu Bai's phlegm, and stepped forward to smile:
"Auntie, Mu Bai is the son of the iron-blooded general Mu Baohu, in case he has the idea of revenge......"
The empress has just destroyed the Six Kingdoms, and many remnants of the dead country have mixed into the palace in order to assassinate the empress.
However, Guo Shuangyi has no worries about this.
Today's empress has long been a saint with martial arts, and she is a rare peak powerhouse in the world.
Under the saints, they are all ants.
If the empress did not have the means of thunderbolt, how could she pacify the six kingdoms and unify the United States?
Guo Shuangyi glanced at Zhao Hai and said lightly: "Zhao Du is too worried. ”
The corners of Zhao Hai's mouth twitched twice, and he nodded hurriedly: "Yes......"
Soon Mu Bai was wrapped in a roll of red silk, and the three little eunuchs carried him lightly, just like the concubines who were turned over by the emperor in the costume play.
On a summer night, there is a sweltering heat in the air.
The group walked through the night.
"I crossed over?"
Mu Bai looked at the ancient buildings around him with lights and carved beams.
Soon, a wave of memories was inserted strongly.
He is the third son of the Mu family, known as "Qiao Saburo", the first beautiful man in the sweat and blood country.
In recent years, some romantic gentlemen have arranged a "Beauty Review" to select the top ten peerless beauties and top ten handsome and beautiful men in the world.
Countless people scold vulgarity, but their hearts are very honest, and every time they publish a publication, Luoyang paper is expensive.
And Mu Bai is the number one on the list of "Beauty Review", famous all over the world.
How handsome is it?
There is a good sentence among Yan Fan:
"At first sight, Saburo is mistaken for life!"
Thousands of girls secretly promised that the current empress also misses him and becomes ill.
It is rumored that the empress destroyed the sweat and blood country, but in fact, she was angry and blue.
It is not difficult to understand that most of the people who scolded the empress for being faint were women.
The number of Mu Bai's female fans is too large.
Mu Bai didn't expect that he was still a top-notch student in this strange era.
And Zhao Hai guessed correctly, the original owner Mu Bai was indeed a revengeful assassin of the empress.
But Mu Bai is not stupid, he is him, I am me, and I can't afford to lose my life.
Moreover, this empress is also a stunning beauty.
Mu Bai estimated that he was going to "teach each other" tonight.
The deep palace is thick, and the hearts of the people are like snakes and scorpions, Mu Bai may be forced to embark on the road of palace fighting in the male version of "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
So I wanted to talk to the little eunuchs:
"Father-in-law, how many male attendants do you have in your empress's harem?"
Mu Bai thought to himself, the empress is the pinnacle of martial arts, her body is very good, and it is normal to raise more than 100 male attendants, and in the future, the pressure will definitely be not small.
But the little eunuch was very eccentric, and replied:
"Your Majesty never raises male attendants and wastes food."
After speaking, the two eunuchs who were supporting their buttocks and legs in front of them also laughed.
Mu Bai was a little confused, and asked again:
"Don't have a male waiter? Are they all canonized as concubines? ”
It is rare for a male attendant to seal a concubine, even if it is in the middle of the Wu Zhou Dynasty, Wu Meiniang is no different.
How do you know that the little eunuch's next sentence suddenly made Mu Bai's scalp numb.
"What are you dreaming about? Also a concubine? As soon as the day dawns, you will be given death. ”
"No waiter can survive a day."
"Give to ......"
The eunuch's words were like a sharp blade, piercing into Mu Bai's heart.
Damn, is it so scummy? Kill when you run out?
However, Mu Bai is right when he thinks about it carefully, although the empress is in charge of the four seas alone and has supreme power, she can't stand the Zhao Zhao iron pen of the imperial history and the officials.
Ethics is still the bottom line of this world.
There are also many restrictions on imperial power, and you can't do whatever you want, otherwise it is easy to leave a stench for thousands of years.
So after a night of romance, the empress will definitely erase the existence of these male attendants.
Finished!
At this time, Mu Bai completely felt the horror of feudal society, and he would only become a lonely soul in a mass grave tonight.
"Kunning Palace has arrived!"
Guo Shuangyi's voice was like a talisman, drifting into Mu Bai's ears.
Mu Bai closed his eyes tightly, and a wave of fear welled up in his heart.
I felt my body climb up the stairs, and then I entered a cool palace and was gently placed on a soft and wide cotton mat.
"Your Majesty, the pretty Saburo of the Khan Blood Country is here."