Chapter 15 Speak to the sheep in the language of the sheep
In the first month, Huai'an Houfu is full of lights, eating and drinking, and is full of joy.
But Ji Jun didn't dare to slack off.
Originally, in such days, she especially missed her parents in her previous life, and also thought about her father and mother in this world, but she didn't dare to overindulge herself to be sad, she had too many things to do, she had heard of "turning grief into strength" before, and she didn't have a deep experience, but now she knows that when people's survival is threatened, there is neither time nor qualification to grieve and complain, and even no chance, because the next moment, the accident and tomorrow do not know which will come first.
Ji Jun slowly fed the lambs vegetables, one of the few things she could do for them.
These sheep were actually left to her by the original mother, and they were used to detect some imperceptible poisons, medicines, Gu or animals that had been cleaned.
However, after saving Shuilan's brother, Li Mi was willing to help them in the future, so he asked Li Mi to send it to Ji Chen in the name of his cousin and cousin of the Liguo Mansion.
If the original mother is a master of that rank, he may not need any of them.
However, the original body's understanding of Gu and poison was stuffed into the mother's duck driving and cramming teaching. Otherwise, it won't, with a half-understanding, qi and blood retrograde, let Ji Yun pass through.
Ji Jun is equivalent to becoming a monk halfway, and what he inherited was another mess, and he was facing a house fight that was not adulterated at all. She had to adapt as quickly as she could, trying her best to search for the memories of the original body.
Fortunately, in Ji Jun's previous life, although he was not a scholar, he was by no means a scumbag, not only had a strong learning ability, but also had the ability to draw inferences from one case and integrate it.
Still, she had to use three sheep to solve the problem: one to find the source, one to receive the message, and the other to act as a backup.
However, the original mother had no experience in house fighting, and in the face of Aunt Su's provocation, she could only rely on Ji Yun herself, or the experience she had accumulated in her previous life.
At that moment, Ji Jun felt that he was not a detective, but he was also moving in the direction of a detective!
Soon after Ji Jun came to the Hou Mansion, she learned about the conflict between Meilin and Yuyan's mother and daughter through gossip such as peony and begonia, and most importantly, she found that Meilin was a person with clear grievances.
Therefore, Su Jin's framing of Meilin is an unforgivable sin for Meilin. There will be no possibility of reconciliation between them, and they will basically never die!
At this point, Ji Jun admires Meilin very much.
It's not that you have to have a small belly, but you must be principled, and the bottom line must not be touched!
You broke my skirt, damaged my jewelry, and even pushed me to scratch my skin, as long as it is not life-threatening, it is still within the forgivable range.
However, in this ancient world, where the name was more important than my life, it was impossible to ruin my name, harm my life, and ask me to pretend that nothing had happened!
Mei Lin needs money, and she and Ji Tao are still rich, at least in Huai'an Houfu, they are proper local tyrants!
In addition to Aunt Zhuo, Meilin can also be friends and allies!
In addition to Mei Lin, she also took a fancy to a rough maid bamboo leaf. With the eyes of her many years of studying beauty and beauty knowledge in her spare time, she can see at a glance that the skin of bamboo leaves is not born dark and rough, but has been working in the kitchen for nearly a year.
There's an article to do!
Then, the bamboo leaves are distributed to the Dangui Garden.
Then, Ji Jun took her and Meilin to act in a play in front of Yu Jue!
In fact, it is to remove dead skin on one side of the face of bamboo leaves a few days in advance, make a mask, and do care!
On the third day of the first lunar month, Ji Jun, Ji Chen and Begonia each came to the main courtyard with a little white fat sheep tied with a bow to greet Yang.
As expected, Yuyan was close to the Yang family, shushing the cold and asking for warmth. Yang was full of smiles and nodded frequently, and at first glance, he was very happy to be coaxed by Yuyan.
On the contrary, Yang's biological daughter Liuli sat on one side, slightly embarrassed. Fortunately, Liuli turned a blind eye and whispered something to Jing Shu beside her.
Ji Jun sighed secretly, Yang's everything is good, but his ears are soft.
Even Mama Mu persuaded her to alienate Yuyan. After all, Aunt Su's jealousy of the Yang family is becoming more and more obvious.
But Yang said that you can't knock down a boatload of people with a stick, and you can't generalize about it! You see, when I heard that the eldest brother was missing, Yuyan's front sleeves and handkerchief were wet, even Liuli didn't cry so much! This is still a brother and sister of the same mother!
Su Jin is not good, but Yuyan is good!
Ji Jun supports his forehead, even if he loses a piece of jewelry, Yuyan can cry a bucket of tears, do you believe it?
Needless to say, Yuyan must ask the Yang family to help her "grab" her sheep.
No, maybe it's "wanting", maybe it's "borrowing", in short, you have to get it.
Sure enough, as soon as the sisters of the Ji family sat down, Yang smiled and said, "Look at these little lambs, they are so cute!" You sisters are holding like fairies! β
Ji Chen wears a lake blue winter jacket, covered with a big red feather gauze brocade cloak, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, holding a little fat sheep in his arms, looking soft and glutinous, indescribably well-behaved and lovely.
"Yes! Oh, yes! If it weren't for the lamb being too fat, it would really look like Chang'e Jade Rabbit! Jing Shu praised.
Ji Chen's face flushed, and he said a little weakly: "Sister has won the prize!" I'll show my wife and sisters a funny one! β
After that, he put the lamb on the ground and whispered something in the lamb's ear, and the lamb immediately raised his front hooves when he heard the words, and stood upright, as if in a posture!
Then, the begonia was concocted in the same way, and the lamb turned in a circle in place!
Ji Yun's lamb rolled left and rolled again, like a white Lantern Festival! It made everyone laugh!
Seeing this, Yuyan said coquettishly: "Mother, Yan'er also likes lambs so much, there are three sisters in the Ji family, begging my mother to ask for a favor with my sister in the Ji family, is it okay to send a daughter?" No! No! Mother, I buy, I buy, I don't let my sister of the Ji family suffer! I know this sheep is so precious! β
Yang patted Yuyan's hand lovingly, and said to Ji Yun with a smile: "Miss Ji, for the sake of my thin noodles, ...... do you think?" β
So what else do you see, you've spoken, who asked me to hug your thighs! So many people are here, you ask me, can I not give you face? I dare not give you face?
What is this called? Oh yes, emotional kidnapping!
If it's not for something big to do, huh! To Yuyan? Dream!
Ji Yun's face was displeased, he looked at Yuyan and said, "You also know that it is expensive?" Can you afford it? Are you willing to buy it? Do you think you can buy three heads and two hundred? Do you think it's the sheep you eat? Two thousand taels of silver a ......"
"I'll buy it!" Yuyan immediately agreed, for fear that Ji Jun would regret it! Then he looked at Ji Jun proudly, two thousand taels of silver is also worth your arrogance!
"One leg"! Ji Yun slowly spit out the words that followed!
"Hehehehe, does Yuyan want to buy a leg of lamb to eat barbecue?" Yu Jue didn't hold back and laughed.
"You! Profiteer! "Yuyan is extremely angry.
"Buy it or not, don't talk nonsense!" Ji Jun ignored Yuyan. Gently stroke the sheep's head with your hand.
"Yun'er, they are all their own sisters, and my mother also hopes that our sisters will be harmonious and friendly, for your mother's sake, give Sister Yuyan a discount!" Liuli smiled and said authentically, and the bottom of her eyes was profound.
"Sister Liuli spoke, so good! All right! Two thousand for one leg, two thousand for a head, a total of 10,000, five percent off, five thousand taels, buy or not? Hurry up! Ji Jun was a little impatient, and his face was full of words: I don't want to sell at all! If you hesitate, I'll take it back!
"Buy!" Yuyan gritted her back molars and squeezed them out!
Yuyan ordered the maid to hand over the silver ticket to Ji Jun and take the lamb from Haitang. Love! I thought to myself, now, with sheep, there will be as much sheep dung as you want!
With the Yang family here, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle your little girl!
"Yuyan, can you also let Xiao Yang perform for his mother?" Ruri made a suggestion.
"Good!" Yuyan looked excited!
Ordered the maid to put the sheep down, Yuyan shouted at the sheep: "Turn in circles!" β
Sheep, don't move!
Yuyan raised his voice, "Turn in circles!" β
Sheep, don't move, and lie down! It's so tiring to stand!
"Turnβcircleβ" Yuyan shouted!
Ji Chen frowned, covering his ears with one hand and the ears of the sheep with the other.
Sheep, continue to lie on their stomachs, their heads are still on the ground, it's time to sleep at this time!
"Miss Yuyan, don't shout, sheep are not deaf! You almost deaf our ears! Peony pouted.
"Why doesn't the sheep move? Did you do something? "The jade-faced maid Shen Ying is commanding.
"Nope!" Peony glanced at Shen Ying disdainfully.
"Then why do the sheep listen to you and not our young lady?" Shen Ying asked angrily.
"For when you speak to a sheep, you must speak in the language of the sheep. You have to talk to the sheep, it doesn't understand, of course it doesn't move! Besides, the dog swapped at you and asked you to help pick up the shit, and you still didn't move! Peony shrugged and winked innocently, "Blame me?" β
Shen Ying's eyes widened angrily, his hands crossed his hips, and he pointed at the peony and said, "You, quibble!" Since your young lady has sold the sheep to my young lady, why don't you tell us all the methods of taming the sheep, it must be you who have done the bad! β
Ji Jun said secretly, at this time in ancient times, he also began to pay attention to after-sales, but look at how Peony dealt with her.
Peony was very angry, and the consequence of her anger was to reply with confidence: "Joke! According to you, our family sells cloth, and you buy cloth from our family, and we have to teach you how to make clothes, pants, shoes, and socks. Today's cooking didn't make you eat the flowers and moons, eat to look old, you eat you are extremely smart, so you still have to settle accounts with the cook? β
Ji Jun secretly gave a thumbs up, this was the best debater in her time!
"Alright, stop arguing!" Yuyan said angrily, "Do you want money when you see money?" You say, how much does it cost for you to tell us how to train the sheep? β
Peony praised: "In the end, it's the eldest lady, no wonder Miss Yuyan is a young lady, the pattern is not ordinary!" Look at your Shen Ying, or you can only be a maid! You see, you just don't have the eldest lady who is smart, knows current affairs, knows etiquette, and knows how to advance and retreat! β
Yuyan couldn't help but praise, and said proudly when she heard the words: "Then you can make a price."
Yuyan thought to herself, in front of the Yang family and the many female dependents of the Marquis of Huai'an, if she wanted to come to this maid, she would not be able or dare to open her mouth.
Peony rolled her eyes and said: "This money can't be paid by Miss Yuyan, and if you want to pay it, it should be Shen Ying's money." β
Peony pointed at Shen Ying with his hand, Shen Ying was angry, and asked Yuyan for help with his eyes. Yuyan gave her a slightly calming look, which means: Promise her, I will pay the money!
Shen Ying held back his anger: "Then how much do you say?" Can you tell me this trick of taming sheep? β
Peony tilted her head, her eyes rolled, and after thinking about it, she said with a straight face: "Our young lady taught me that the mighty cannot be bent, the rich and the rich cannot be lewd, and the poor and lowly cannot be moved!" Miss also said that a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. The rich think about the coming year, and the poor think about the present. Although I am just a maid, I will not see money, forget righteousness, and lust for profit! I really can't look down on those stinky money like yours! β
Ji Jun, "......"
Have I taught you? A picture flashed in my mind: in class, the original body was sleeping on the table, and Peony was standing aside and listening carefully......
Hit! Sad! It's over, how did she find the gap between the scumbag and the top student!
Yuyan was angry when she heard this, you, you, you, you don't see profit and forgetfulness, you don't see money, what kind of thing was that just now, deceived me of five thousand taels of white silver, five thousand taels! It hurts!
Then, Peony sighed and said, "Tell you, listen up! β
Circle in circles, baa-
one, blea!
Stand upright, baa baa!
Eat, baa, baaββ, two short and one long!
Sleep, baaββ, baa! One long and two short!
And, baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! Baa! β¦β¦
Crowd, "......"
Yuyan, "......"
Find a piece of tofu! Where's the tofu! Not alive anymore!