Chapter Eighty-Seven: Slipping Whiskers and Horses Grow Brains
"You-" Frustrated Qu Qingshan was stunned, unable to speak, she knew that Ji Yun's girl spoke straight, but she didn't lie, and she wasn't stupid, not to mention, she also mentioned Long Live Lord.
However, Frustrated Qu Qingshan was unwilling, at this moment she couldn't care about whether she could marry Li Mi or not lose face, but for her own true feelings.
Since the marriage meeting, the longing for the future husband, the simple satisfaction with the status of the Liguo Mansion and the population of the family, and the raising of his eyebrows in front of the county lord of Yangxu County in the future, Qu Qingshan has imagined countless times, and every time, she sleeps sweetly with her imagination, and she can laugh out loud in her dreams!
Now, everything has come to naught!
Or let a little girl puncture the dream.
Frustrated Qu Qingshan, how can you be embarrassed!
Frustrated Qu Qingshan looked at Peony's righteous appearance, her heart was annoyed for a while, her hand pointed at Peony with a slight tremble, and said sentence by sentence,
"Are you serious?"
Peony said helplessly,
"Miss Fuqu, are you mentally ill? This is really not true, what are you asking me for? I didn't say it. It's our big cousin who said it, you have to ask our big cousin! ”
Joke! If you want to get married, you want to go, and you still pull our young lady to make a small one for you, shameless!
The eldest cousin just asked someone to tell the little lady, and before she could tell the eldest lady, a self-righteous one came up!
It's really a shell rouge, blind and smelly!
Frustrated Qu Qingshan was depressed for a while, and after a while, she pointed at Peony viciously and said, "You wait, if you spread rumors and make trouble, see how I clean you up!" ”
The peony puffs up the authentic way,
"I'm not waiting!"
Frustrated Qu Qingshan is angry again!
I thought that Peony would not be afraid to say, "Okay, I'll wait!" ”
This Ji Yun doesn't make people worry-free, and her maid doesn't play cards according to the routine?
Shangguan Sprite said angrily
"You dare? After we finish asking the eldest prince, we will clean you up when we come back! ”
Peony disdainfully said,
"I don't have time to wait for you! You don't have to worry, I can't wait for you to clean me up, you wait for yourself to go home and be happy! Remember, eating radish is smooth and laxative. ”
Frustrated Qu Qingshan completely collapsed, and tears could no longer hold back her eyes.
Seeing this, Shangguan Sprite hurriedly took the opportunity to behave, and said to Ji Yun dissatisfied,
"Miss Ji, your maid is so rude, I'm so angry that Miss Ququ! You still don't teach her a lesson? Do you want me to teach this girl who doesn't know how to be humble? ”
Ji Jun smiled slightly,
"The eldest prince of the Liguo Mansion doesn't talk about marriage, and the eldest lady of Fuqu wants to be sad herself, that's their business, what are you fooling in? What's up? Teach my maid a lesson, and the eldest prince will be able to marry Miss Fuqu? If you want to slap the horse, go to the Liguo Mansion to find a way, and work hard at my maid, do you think that the frustrated lady can thank you for this? ”
Ji Jun particularly hates Shangguan Xuebi, a person who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard, and steps on the blood of others to show his loyalty.
In her previous life, she accompanied her sister out of the clinic, and a big boss was furious when he knew that he had "gout" and could not eat seafood or drink beer in the future.
The big boss's driver went to fetch his medicine and didn't hear his call.
The secretary who accompanied the boss began to add fuel and vinegar on the side, saying that the driver took the opportunity to go out to make phone calls, play games, and video chat.
After the driver returned to the clinic, the big boss scolded the driver.
In fact, anyone can see that this boss can't accept the fact that he is worth tens of millions, and he can only eat lightly in the future.
He used the topic to play and vent the depression in his chest.
The driver did not dare to defend himself. Tears of grievance overflowed his eyes, and he tried to suppress it and not let it fall.
The driver is pitiful, but the boss is rude.
But what Ji Jun hated the most was the secretary who added fuel to the fire.
The boss, the driver, and the secretary may have something to do with that she didn't know.
However, it is an indisputable fact that Shangguan Sprite wants to punish Peony for slapping Qu Qingshan's ass.
She won't back down!
Ji Yun's words were frustrating Qu Qingshan's thoughts, she glared at Shangguan Sprite fiercely, and then looked at Peony angrily,
"Let me ask you, why doesn't Mrs. Shizi know what Grand Prince Li said?"
Peony looked at Frustrated Qu Qingshan with a foolish look,
"It's so big that I can't help it! Miss Frustration, you don't tell your mother everything! Alas! No wonder our young lady said that a woman in love has an egg in her head! I see, the eggs are too big, they are quail eggs! ”
Ji Yun supported his forehead, which means that the county lord of Lili "has an IQ of 0 for a woman in love".
Peony asked, "What is IQ?" ”
Ji Jun embodied it and said, "Head! ”
Peony asked again,
What is "0"?"
Ji Jun drew a "0" on the paper.
Peony said that it understood, it was an "egg"!
Ji Yun was angry and said, "It's not an egg!" ”
Peony was stunned,
"Or duck eggs? Goose eggs? Horse manure eggs? ”
Ji Jun, "......"
What do you love, I'm convinced!
Sooner or later, I'll have to be led astray by you!
This girl thinks that "quail eggs" are a serious version of "eggs"!
The flower-viewing party in Chen Guogong's Mansion ended smoothly, there was no assassination, there was no open and secret battle between those warblers and swallows, and there was no poetry competition or talent competition.
Also, the princes are all isolated from each other, and no one can see them when they compare flowers.
Kazuki Yamamoto in "Bright Sword" said that without the audience, there would be no performance!
What's more, Ji Jun guessed that in Chen Guogong's mansion, something happened to the princes, and Chen Zhuoxin could not escape the blame. He won't get into trouble.
In the back hall of the "good neighbor", after listening to what happened to Ji Jun in Chen Guogong's mansion, Li Mi and several people agreed that Ji Jun could easily see the affairs of Chen Guogong and Su Jin, and there must be something strange in it.
Everyone even agreed that this was Chen Guogong's intention to let Ji Jun see it, but it was not clear why Ji Jun saw it.
Moreover, what is the "secret" that Chen Zhuoxin said?
Aunt Pan said that "Portuguese Ripple" is a very powerful "Gu poison", which can be controlled by the mind Gu and poison.
But Aunt Pan only heard Ji Yun's mother talk about it, but even Ji Jun's mother had no contact.
As for the bloody fingerprints, everyone is also puzzled.
It's just that through Ji Jun's description, Ji Xun vaguely felt that the distribution of these blood fingerprints was a bit like the Big Dipper.
At the same time, it points to the southwest of Chen Guogong's mansion, but I don't know if the blood fingerprint has any meaning.
This trip to Chen Guogong's Mansion offended Nangong Yan and Fuqu Qingshan, and Ji Chen was a little worried.
"Cousin, will we be retaliated against by the Nangong family?"
Ji Jun comforted her and said,
"The Nangong family is a noble and noble family, cherishes feathers the most, pays attention to reputation, Nangong Yan's actions are nine times out of ten to be picked up, if the Nangong family is sensible and well-governed, it will inevitably restrain Nangong Yan. But even if it is to protect the short, the Nangong family will not do it himself. ”
How worried Ji Xi is,
"What about the people who want to cling to the Nangong family?"
Ji Yun sighed slightly, there must be a lot of lackeys in the Nangong family. Lackeys sometimes bite people, even without the owner's command.
The Nangong family will either acquiesce, or they will look on coldly.
However, a hint of mockery flashed in Ji Yun's eyes,
"If you want to be a good dog, you also need wisdom!"
The lackeys who pat the horse's hooves, and the lackeys who cause trouble for the master, will only die faster!
In her previous life, Sister Xu, my sister's best friend, had a high education in the unit and a good business, but she had no background and was not good at greeting.
The academic ability of the head of the department is not as good as Sister Xu, so she suppressed it in every way. I also found that the leaders of the hospital were not Sister Xu's backstage, so she was even more unscrupulous.
The section chief asked Sister Xu to be responsible for distributing supplies, and a few months later, he slandered Sister Xu for "corruption" and wanted to fire Sister Xu.
The deputy section chief thought that he understood the meaning of the section chief, and also testified that "Sister Xu was corrupt".
As a last resort, Sister Xu formed all the sending and receiving process and materials into written materials and submitted them to the hospital, asking the hospital to send "discipline inspection, property, auditing" and other "joint investigation teams" to investigate.
The result, of course, is very clear, a total of less than 3,000 yuan of materials, there are signatures, there are records, outright "make a big fuss".
The section chief couldn't get off the stage and scolded the deputy section chief
"You pig brain!"
"You're a pig!"
"Why don't you die!"
Sister Xu coldly looked at the blood spray that the section chief scolded the deputy section chief, and was indifferent.
At that time, after hearing this, Ji Yun felt very happy and said, "You deserve it!" ”
Sure enough, within a few days, the lackeys of the Nangong family bought all the meat on the market.
At the same time, he also warned that poultry and livestock in the suburbs of Beijing were not allowed to buy them from "good neighbors".
"Good neighbors" were also found to have purchased by others, and later evolved into a situation in which these families in the suburbs of Beijing were not allowed to sell their poultry and livestock.
The meat supply chain of the "good neighbor" was disrupted and it was unable to make a side dish for the burritos.
However, this is not difficult for Ji Yun.
Jijun switched to soy products and gluten to make "vegetarian meat".
In addition, some leftover chicken and ham are processed and mixed with corn, starch, soybean flour and bean dregs to make "corn chicken sausage" and "ham corn sausage"!
Then, unsurprisingly, the sales were good.
Ji Jun hurriedly produced a "Healthy True Love Song", using the tune of "Outside the Ancient Road in the Long Pavilion".
peony
"Eat burritos with sausages! It tastes delicious and sweet! ”
Wen Chuhui,
"Eating more vegetarian meat is really healthy, and people are beautiful and kind!"
Two people singing,
"The wine is drunk, the love is more real, and the meeting is fate!"
"There is love in all corners of the world, and the mountains and rivers are far away!"
For a time, the "good neighbor" once again rushed to the top of the hot spots in the capital.
can make several restaurants on the same street want to pat Nangong's family on the back!
originally wanted to take the opportunity to suppress the "good neighbors" and snatch back the guests who had been snatched away by the "good neighbors" before, and at the same time, he was angry for the eldest lady of the Nangong family, and thus took the road to the sky of Queen Nangong!
Now, the road that was just started to be built was washed away by the water, and the equipment for road repair has been put in!
Not only that, but the bosses who raise poultry and livestock in the suburbs of Beijing also come every day to urge, and they raise these living creatures, which need to be eaten, drunk, and excreted.
That is to say, raising these chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, cattle and sheep, it costs money to eat and drink, and it costs money to clean up the enclosure, so it can be said that money is needed every day.
If you keep it in your hand for a long time, if you don't pay attention, you will have a plague or something, and you will lose it all!
These bosses patted their chests and assured that the "good neighbors" wouldn't be able to stand it for long!
Sure enough, within a few days, the boss who raised poultry and livestock stopped looking for them!
Because, their chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, cows, and sheep have all been stolen!
The snickering joy of the shopkeepers of several rival restaurants, this is worry-free! We don't blame us, it's God who doesn't help "good neighbors"!
However, then, the man's words made several shopkeepers almost vomit blood:
"There's silver in every enclosure!"
"Uh-huh!" The other guy continued,
"Some people's chickens and ducks have not been stolen, so they are so anxious that they stomp their feet! Later, there were bearded customers and yellow-shirted customers at home! ”
Several shopkeepers glanced at each other, but they didn't know why, and one of the thin and slightly younger shopkeepers asked,
"What do you mean?"
The man was so anxious that he stomped his feet,
"Both of these are famous thieves! They are hoping that their chickens will be stolen by them soon! ”
A few shopkeepers, "......"
So angry that our hearts, liver, spleen and lungs hurt, we have to find a temple to worship!