Chapter 2 Since ancient times, handsome guys have a thin life
Zhou Ji looked at the beauty in his arms, exhaled like an orchid, and the picturesque show was close at hand, crossing was the first beauty in Soochow, picked up for nothing, with two babies!!
Zhou Ji, who was happy in his heart, began to brag: "Destroy the big-eared thief first, and Cao Cao, and then we will live in seclusion in the countryside." ”
"Husband, can't we live in seclusion now?"
Xiao Qiao asked in surprise, and immediately stopped Zhou Ji.
Of course not now, because this Xiao Qiao was robbed, and Zhou Ji knows these dishonorable histories.
Since it was robbed, it was easy to be snatched away, unless it could become a hero in the world.
Fortunately, Xiao Qiao didn't ask, but cared: "Husband, is the arrow wound better?" ”
At this time, the medical conditions were too underdeveloped, even rudimentary, and arrow wounds were made of herbs, and if they were angry, they would burst into blood, and many soldiers died because of this.
"It should be fine, my dear."
Zhou Ji comforted him, and when he saw Xiao Qiao's eyes lit up, he said coquettishly: "What are you talking about, dear, it's so fresh." ”
"Beloved is the dearest, the most beloved, the dear one."
Zhou Ji explained with a smile.
The dream of someone else's life, you were born, it's unbearable, but fortunately, this time the protagonist became me.
The two of them were in love, only to hear a burst of female soldiers' shouts outside the door, and many footsteps came to the main entrance.
Zhou Ji's face was straight, he stood up straight, and saw a cardamom girl leading dozens of female generals outside the door, and rushed in.
This woman has very high eyebrows, taller than the average person, and belongs to the kind of girl whose eyebrows grow on the top of her head.
It turned out to be Sun Shangxiang, a woman like a dominatrix, who entered the house and looked at Zhou Ji angrily.
Dozens of female generals are also emojis that you owe a beating, and it seems that they are coming to Xingshi to ask for guilt.
Zhou Ji smiled awkwardly and asked, "Isn't my sister happy?" ”
Sun Shangxiang slammed the sword on the table, gritted his teeth and said, "You did a good deed, let Shangxiang marry that eighty-year-old bastard, and betray his sister if he can't beat Jingzhou?" ”
Hearing her say this, Zhou Ji felt that he had brought Zhou Yu to blame.
So, Zhou Ji waved his hand and explained: "Shang Xiang misunderstood my brother, Sun Ce is like a brother to me, I regard you as my own sister, how can I let you marry an old man and be humiliated by him." ”
In history, Zhou Yu married Sun Shangxiang to Liu Bei, lost his wife and broke his army, allowing Liu Bei to take a big advantage. Zhou Ji didn't plan to do that, he would be scolded in the next life.
"Really? Really? ”
Hearing this, Sun Shangxiang turned his anger into joy, and looked at Zhou Yu eagerly.
"When did my brother lie to you."
Nodding his head slightly, Zhou Ji said seriously.
Sun Shangxiang suddenly bloomed, and giggled: "I know that Brother Gongjin loves me the most, how can he marry me to that eighty-year-old man." ”
"Bo Fu died tragically because of me, Gong Jin loves you all your life, even if you say that the matchmaker has to find you a handsome little man who is the right person."
Zhou Ji was still the same, touched Sun Shangxiang's head with a smile, and saw that Sun Shangxiang's eyebrows and angry eyebrows eased, and the people of Dongwu ate this set.
Sun Shangxiang smiled and regained the expression of the little fan girl, and dozens of female generals also smiled, and the atmosphere relaxed all of a sudden.
"I want to get married, and I want to marry someone like Brother Gongjin."
Sun Shangxiang's cherry mouth was almost on Zhou Ji's face.
Zhou Ji was taken aback, Zhou Yu's Yushu Linfeng with his own big flickering magic skills was simply Wang Bang.
However, now Zhou Ji is in poor health, and he really can't enjoy so many tiger and wolf daughters.
Sun Shangxiang is also a little beauty, but there is a strong evil aura between her eyebrows, and at first glance she is a little ancestor who is rude and willful, and it is not easy to provoke.
At this time, Xiao Qiao came with a cup of tea, Sun Shangxiang wanted to refuse, but saw Zhou Ji's encouraging eyes, so he took the tea bowl and took a sip, and was overjoyed for a while: "What is it?" How delicious is it? ”
This is a fruit tea ground using local specialties yellow peaches and tea blocks, or Zhou Ji made it when he had nothing to do, it was to make Xiao Qiao happy, but he didn't expect that Sun Shangxiang was the first to taste it.
Sun Shangxiang drank it all in a hurry, and looked at Xiao Qiao with expectant eyes, "Sister-in-law, is there anything else?" ”
"There are many more, make sure to be full, have something to say, and believe in your big brother Gongjin."
Xiao Qiao smiled lightly, turned around and left, Sun Shangxiang's face was flushed, looking at Xiao Qiao's graceful back, and suddenly embarrassed: "I'm a rough person, sister-in-law smiled." ”
"Big brother, you leak the plan to me, never say it, let's pull the hook."
Sun Shangxiang looked at Zhou Ji with curious eyes.
Eastern Wu has always been Sun Ce's master, and after Sun Ce's death, Zhou Yu was almost the biggest, even if he killed Sun Quan as the lord, no one felt that it was inappropriate.
At that time, it was mainly divided into scholars and the Chongwu faction, and Zhou Yu himself was the leader of the Huai and Si Chongwu factions.
"If you say it, it won't work, sister, wait for news."
Zhou Ji pretended to be mysterious and pinched her face.
Sun Shangxiang's face blushed: "The eldest brother Sun Ce died for Jiangdong, it was all up to Brother Gongjin to make the decision, the Sun family is today, the wrong brother is to blame, my Shangxiang is not." ”
Sun Shangxiang hurriedly apologized, and the goddess looked at Zhou Yu's expression, they were all proper little fans.
This Sun Shangxiang is even more horizontal than a man, so he listens to Zhou Yu's words, and Zhou Yu's face pinching is very effective.
However, this trick cannot be used at will, unless you have Zhou Yu's appearance and height.
The four or five female generals said loudly, "I am willing to fight to the end for the Metropolitan Governor." ”
The women's army shouted slogans and left under the leadership of Sun Shangxiang.
Zhou Ji frowned, found a bronze mirror and looked at his pretty face, thinking to himself, this Zhou Yu's long straight eyebrows and starry eyes are indeed handsome, eight feet tall, no wonder he and Sun Ce are called Dongwu Shuangbi, and are sought after by a group of women.
"People are jealous."
Xiao Qiao pouted and pulled Zhou Ji's robe belt unhappily, thinking that this man who was loved by Wu was his own Langjun, Xiao Qiao was also happy in his heart.
Zhou Ji comforted with kind words: "If Gongjin and every girl say a word, you will be angry, and you will not be angry to death in the future." ”
He smiled in his heart, Zhou Yu in history was angry to death, and handsome guys were all thin.
When Sun Shangxiang left, Zhou Ji also realized that the situation in Soochow was complicated and he had to take precautions.
First of all, Liu Bei and Zhao Yun must be detained in Jiangdong, otherwise there will be trouble later.
Zhao Yun is ten thousand enemies, it is difficult to keep him, and it is even more difficult to kill him, Zhao Yun is the soul of a warrior for five thousand years, kill him and drown in spit.
He pondered for a moment and waved his hand, "Call Gan Xingba Huang Gai." ”
Not long after, Gan Ning Huang Gai and more than a dozen generals stood in two rows and waited in the hall.
When Zhou Ji entered the door, the left and right generals clasped their fists and shouted: "I've seen the Grand Dudu." ”
"Smack."
Zhou Ji used to be the director of the surgical department, often managing some doctors and nurses, and had some experience, so he walked to the Taishi chair in the hall and slapped the table: "After Chibi, you are proud of your achievements and waste military training, but can you do this?" ”