Chapter 9: Catch the Big-Eared Thief

If you want to say who wants Zhou Yu to die the most, it is most likely Liu Bei, a big-eared thief, and Cao Cao, a friend of women, who regard Zhou Yu as a thorn in the flesh.

In a burst of fragrant wind, Xiao Qiao wiped Zhou Ji's sweat and said with concern: "But does it hurt?" ”

She hugged Zhou Ji's arm and comforted her, as if she was about to lose if she let go, and her concern for Zhou Ji was real.

What happened to her sister made Xiao Qiao attach great importance to Zhou Lang.

How thin the life of a woman in the Warring States period.

The next day, Zhou Ji beckoned some generals and called Huang Gai to start working, and thousands of soldiers were heavily guarded to surround Sun Quan's hall and prevent the outside from seeing the situation inside.

He walked around the main hall, pointed to a location, and shouted to the left and right: "Dig ten meters deep, fifteen meters long." ”

The soldiers began to dig pits.

The situation here, a secret agent has already reported to Sun Quan.

Sun Quan listened carefully and learned that Zhou Yu was digging a pit, so he hammered his thigh and said in surprise: "Wonderful, then Zhao Zilong is arrogant, as long as he falls into the trap, he will not escape the ascension to heaven." ”

Sun Quan found another 10,000 people, surrounded the main hall, told the left and right, and those who leaked secrets were beheaded.

Many people stand outside for a day and don't know what medicine is in the gourd.

Two days later, Sun Quan met Liu Bei and Zhao Yun in the main hall, and waited outside the hall of 3,000 people.

Liu Bei came to the main hall with a smile on his face, and Sun Quan greeted: "Xuande, please take a seat." ”

Zhou Ji glanced at Zhao Zilong, thinking to himself that I am obedient, such a high general, there was a terrible murderous aura from the Qinghong Sword in his hand, and Zhao Zilong looked at Zhou Ji firmly not to be outdone.

Liu Bei just sat down, Sun Quan felt that he had to have a fight with Liu Bei, but he didn't expect Zhou Ji to drop the wine glass directly.

Liu Bei was shrewd and shouted, "Zhou Yu'er really hacked me." ”

"No wonder Cao Cao wants to arrest your wife."

Liu Bei even brought a chair and fell into a big pit in unwillingness.

At this moment, a strong wind was howling, Zhao Zilong had already fallen into the trap, burst out and drew his sword and shot into the pit, and the person actually climbed up slowly.

Gan Ning, Huang Gai, and his subordinates all gasped.

Zhou Ji took a few steps back in disbelief, pointed at his feather fan, and shouted: "Protect the lord." ”

Sun Hong took a group of generals and yelled: "Left and right, take it with me." ”

These generals have long been under the instruction of Zhou Ji, and a big net directly covers Zhao Yun.

Seeing this God-given opportunity, Sun Wei led his four brothers and servants to pounce frantically, shouting: "I marry a wife, it's all up to you Zilong!! ”

“¥¥¥。”

"I don't know your wife."

Zhao Zilong, who was unwilling, dodged the trap, did not dodge the big net, and the five brothers of Sun Wei rushed up desperately, and were immediately pressed below.

A good Zhao Zilong was held down by five tigers, and with a wave of his arms, two of them flew out.

Zhou Ji shook his head, and was amazed, Zhao Yun was known as the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, and he really lived up to his reputation.

So, Zhou Ji made a look, and Sun Hong shouted with a strong crossbow in his hand: "Zhao Zilong, look what this is, as long as you dare to move, I will shoot Liu Bei." ”

"Piff Darre, my lord came to marry, you little people, do such a dirty deed, when my eldest brother Guan Yu comes, I will divide your five horses."

Zhao Yunhu roared, but he couldn't use his kung fu at all.

Zhou Jiyi pursed his lips and said: "If you are good people, why do you use a straw boat to deceive me with 100,000 bows and arrows, and if you are righteous, why do you borrow Jingzhou and not pay it back." Everyone is just you lying to me, I am lying to you, less pretending to be a decent gentleman. ”

Zhao Zilong's face was so blue that he almost vomited blood.

Sun Hong said loudly: "Arrest Zhao Yun and the thief Liu Bei, lock them in a prison and wait for disposal!! ”

Zhou Ji didn't forget to add, "Brother Sun Hong is clever, really powerful, and he is crowned an official!! ”

In this farce, in the end, under the command of General Sun Hong, Zhao Yun and Liu Bei were captured, and the lord of Shu and the first fierce general were captured by a small person.

At the celebration banquet at night, the civil and military forces were elated.

"The Metropolitan Governor is clever and clever, dominating the world, just around the corner."

"This cow can be blown for a lifetime, but the brave and unparalleled Zhao Yun is nothing more than that."

"The Metropolitan Governor only used one plan to take down Liu Bei. Take Liu Bei, why worry about Jingzhou not returning. ”

After a few words of praise from the military generals, Zhou Ji got up and raised his hand and said: "This is all the credit of General Sun Hong, I just responded from it." ”

He pushed Sun Hong onto the table, and everyone looked at this little person with flying eyes.

Sun Hong clenched his fists again and again, not thinking about it, if he could be rewarded, that would be enough. "This sword, well, not bad."

Looking at the Qinghong Sword in his hand, Zhou Ji waved a piece of the corner of the table, and the generals on the left and right shouted: "The Metropolitan Governor is mighty." The Metropolitan Governor is mighty. ”

Zhou Ji said in a loud voice: "Escort Liu Bei up." ”

Liu Bei is more than fifty years old this year, and he is tied up in the lobby.

Sun Shangxiang took more than a dozen maidservants to look at Liu Bei for a while, spit out and scolded: "Except for the big ears, it's not good-looking, you still want to marry me with your appearance." ”

"Brother Gongjin, give me this big-eared thief." Sun Shangxiang crossed his waist and took the initiative to ask.

"Nonsense." Zhou Jiyi raised his hand, looked at Liu Bei and said, "Big-eared thief, you are going around preaching that I have the posture of ten thousand people, and I and the lord are betrayed, but is there such a thing?" ”

This sentence is ironclad, Sun Quan is also here, and he can't rely on it.

Liu Bei snorted coldly and rolled his eyes.

Zhou Ji slapped him directly.

"I'm after King Jing of Zhongshan." Liu Bei was about to put a gold paste on himself.

Zhou Ji snorted coldly and said: "I, Zhou Yu, am the emperor, and this General Huang Gai is also the emperor, and they are much older than you." ”

Everyone in Soochow laughed.

"When will Jingzhou be handed over?" Zhou Ji asked playfully.

Liu Bei planned to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Zhou Ji said loudly: "Shang Xiang, this Liu Bei is for you, put on women's clothes and put in the pig cage, and you are not allowed to eat, unless you return Jingzhou and surrender to Dongwu!! ”

"Horseman dares."

Liu Bei was ugly, and was dragged down by Sun Shangxiang with a group of soldiers, and many generals laughed, feeling very happy.