"Toilet lock? No, when did the toilet at home be locked? Wang Cuihua got out of bed, put on her slippers, and suddenly found Huang Dahai standing at the door, with a yellow water stain under her feet, and the stench was from the water stain. Wang Cuihua instantly understood what was going on, pointed at Huang Dahai with her finger, and giggled: ", the sea, you actually pulled your pants!" No, I'm going to take a picture with my phone and send it to Moments" said that I was going to get my phone.

Huang Dahai's face turned red and purple again, this stupid woman, she has a dog, how could Lao Tzu look for her?

"Grass, why don't you hurry up and find me paper! What a broken phone! ”

"Oh, oh, what are you anxious about, I'll make a joke" Wang Cuihua saw that Huang Dahai was really anxious, and hurriedly agreed and took the paper. It took a long roll of toilet paper to finally clean the legs and floor, but the stench that filled the house could not be dispelled anyway.

"Hey, the sea, what's going on with the toilet, how can it be locked?" Wang Cuihua sat in front of the dressing mirror and said while drawing her eyebrows.

"Grass, I don't know. Ay? It's strange to say, this bubble came too suddenly, and I didn't even feel it beforehand! "Huang Dahai is looking for tools and preparing to violently open the toilet door.

"What else can it be, it must be that you were too many times last night, that's why you're like this!"

", what is this with my physical strength?" After all, Huang Dahai is really a little worried, I'm afraid that he is really overworked, and he must pay attention to moderation in the future.

At the same time, Wang Cuihua, who was painting her eyebrows, suddenly changed her face, stood up and ran to the toilet, but before she could run to the toilet, there was a sudden pop sound, and then a more intense stench spread.

Wang Cuihua's body seemed to be fixed there, her face was red and purple, and her eyes were dull.

Huang Dahai next to him also looked at Wang Cuihua dumbfounded, and then suddenly thought of the feeling he felt when he ran to the toilet just now, his body trembled, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Cui, Cui, Cuihua, no, it can't be what we ate yesterday, Zhong, poisoned, right?" ”

Wang Cuihua was still sluggish, suddenly her face turned purple, and she shouted: "Don't hurry up and find me paper!" ”

After spending two large rolls of paper, Wang Cuihua finally finished processing, sat on the sofa with dull eyes, and suddenly turned her head to look at Huang Dahai, crying in her voice: "The sea, I'm worried, why don't we go to the hospital."

Huang Dahai is also puzzled, saying that even if he has diarrhea on weekdays, he is not in such a hurry, right? Besides, if it's just one person, it may be a special case, but both of them are like this, isn't it a little too abnormal?

"Bang" didn't open the toilet door for a long time, Huang Dahai was in a hurry, kicked it hard, and the toilet door opened in response.

"Grass, I can't get you away yet!" Huang Dahai turned his head to Wang Cuihua and said, "Okay! Wash up and we'll go to the hospital! ”

The two took a quick shower, then changed their clothes and hurried out the door.

When the door was locked, the glass door of the balcony slowly opened, Ma Xiaoniu reached out and turned off the mobile phone video, sneered, and disappeared with a teleportation.

……

In the Central Hospital of TY District, X City, Huang Dahai and Wang Cuihua hung up their numbers, and then went straight to the expert clinic.

"Doctor, you show the two of us, the two of us had diarrhea this morning for no reason, and it was still very urgent, and it was ......" Wang Cuihua looked at the male doctor in his forties in front of her, and was a little embarrassed for a while.

The doctor frowned: "Say everything about it, otherwise there is no way to diagnose and treat!" ”

Wang Cuihua's face turned red: "Well, well, also, I also pulled my pants"

The doctor was expressionless: "You both pulled your pants?" ”

"Hmm!" Wang Cuihua nodded.

The doctor brushed and wrote a list, tore it off and handed it to Wang Cuihua. "Go get the medicine!"

"Oh, oh, good, thank you, doctor"

The two of them took the list to get the medicine, and there were quite a few people who took the medicine, so Wang Cuihua had to wait in line, and Huang Dahai was bored and sat on the chair next to him.

In a remote corner not far away, Ma Xiaoniu, who had replaced the devil's head, slowly walked out, looked at the two people not far away, smiled coldly, and whispered in his mouth: "Crackling"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Wang Cuihua, who was queuing, suddenly tightened her legs, her face changed greatly, and then she heard a loud pop, the stench was permeated, and a black and yellow M Tiangong shot out of the trouser tube. The field shot to the ground, and the black and yellow fecal water flowed down the floor.

The faces of the people who were queuing behind changed dramatically, and they suddenly covered their noses and scattered. The people in the queue in front of them didn't know what was going on, so they turned their heads to look, and when they saw what was happening, they also dispersed.

Wang Cuihua seemed to have been pointed at an acupuncture point, and she didn't move. The face turned from white to red, from red to purple, and from purple to black. Suddenly, he screamed loudly, and ran away, splashing dung and water under his feet, all the way.

Huang Dahai, who was originally stunned, hurriedly chased after him, but just after chasing a few steps, his face suddenly changed drastically, and there was a pop behind his buttocks, and black-green feces splashed everywhere, making the trousers on the ground all M Tiangong.

The people in the hall are stupid, this just ran a pants puller, why is there another one? And it depends on the situation?

Huang Dahai is also stupid, what is this, what the hell is going on?

finally caught up with Wang Cuihua outside the hospital, and at this moment Wang Cuihua was covering her face and crying in a no-man's corner. Huang Dahai was also very unhappy, and the M Tian Gong in his pants was stuck to his legs, which felt special, really special.

"Cuihua, don't cry, you see people watching around you" Huang Dahai didn't know how to persuade him, after all, he was not happy. Wang Cuihua cried even more painfully, "Hmm...... Not...... Big, the sea, what to do......"

"What to do?" Huang Dahai was puzzled.

"Hmm...... Not...... I, what kind of illness are we......" Wang Cuihua sobbed.

"How do I know what the illness is, aren't we coming to see a doctor today? Give me the diagnosis list, I'll grab the medicine" Huang Dahai was anxious, reached out and snatched the list in Wang Cuihua's hand, and then dragged M Tian, who was in his pants, into the hospital hall.

This time he didn't have to queue up, and before he got close, the overwhelming stench had already driven away the crowd in advance. The doctor covered his nose to grab the medicine for Huang Dahai, and after grabbing the medicine, Huang Dahai did not stay for a moment, and hurriedly went out of the hall and found Wang Cuihua who was still waiting in the corner. The two drove back to the Splendid World community.

When they got home, the two of them quickly washed and took medicine as soon as they changed their clothes. After taking the medicine, the two of them sat down on the sofa in the living room, looking depressed.

"The Sea"

"Huh?"

"Say, 'Are we retribution?' Wang Cuihua's face was complicated.

"Say no more!" Huang Dahai was weak, and his eyes were glaring, "If you want to blame, blame that kid for his bad life!" ”

"Bad life? Hehe, yes" Wang Cuihua reclined on the sofa, with some mockery in her eyes.

"Wang Cuihua, what do you mean?" Huang Dahai forced himself to sit up straight, "Are you regretting?" I'm telling you! There is no turning back from the bow, things have already happened, what's the use of regretting? ”

Wang Cuihua was still reclining on the sofa, silent.

"Hehe, okay, okay, it's just a stomach, look at it scares you!" Huang Dahai hugged Wang Cuihua into his arms, "Baby, let's go on a trip when it's better, relax and relax."

Wang Cuihua nodded. Suddenly, I saw Huang Dahai come up with a wicked smile.

"Huh? What are you doing? You're not tired, are you? ”

"Not tired! You can also fight for fifty rounds! ”

"Phew! Exhaust you! ”

……

Ma Xiaoniu stood at the corner of the balcony, anger surging in his heart. These two adulterers and adulteresses! Well, I wanted to play you guys more, so let's end it now! Secretly showed his head and launched a hundred dung point skills in a row at the two people on the sofa!

In the next half a day, Huang Dahai and Wang Cuihua experienced the biggest pain in their lives - non-stop pulling! Non-stop pulling! At first, the two of them ran to the toilet, but then they stopped running, because they had no strength, so they collapsed on the ground like that, and they kept pulling, and kept pulling, until they couldn't pull anymore, and they began to pull blood......

At five o'clock in the afternoon, there was almost no place to put your feet in the room, and M Tian was mixed with blood and water all over the house, and the two of them were lying in it, staring at each other, their mouths slightly open, and their whole bodies became as white as white paper.

Ma Xiaoniu really didn't want to step on M Tian Gongzhong, so he printed a demon LOGO on the balcony, and then took a photo, and returned home with a teleportation.

Back home, Ma Xiaoniu is still nauseating, it's really disgusting! The ability is good, but it's disgusting! Ma Maverick decided that he would never use this skill again today!

After washing up well, I opened my notebook in the living room. Log in to the Demon Forum and post the case out. Not long after the case was posted, the number of posts grew rapidly.

"Gross! What is this? ”

"Damn, I'm eating! Oh, my God! ”

"What's that black thing?"

"Upstairs, M Tian Gong"

"It's miserable! That's a bit too much, isn't it? ”

"What's miserable? It didn't happen to you! ”

"it, be ruthless"

"Demons, really demons!"

"How, how did you do that?"

"We are the Public Security Bureau of MY, X City, demon, give you an hour to surrender to me, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"

"Hehe, upstairs!"

"Ditto!"

"Ditto!"

……

In the office of the Criminal Investigation Brigade of the Feng County Public Security Bureau, Sun Weiran looked at the post just posted on the Demon Forum with a blue face.

"Bang!" Sun Weiran slapped the desk hard, and the notebook popped up. The rest of the office was startled, but then they all lowered their heads and went about their own business.

"It's so arrogant! Committing crimes in a row! Committing crimes in a row! Sun Weiran's head was beating with green tendons, and he was full of anger. And we can't do anything! Helpless! Simply, simply, ......"

Xiao Jin next to him handed over a glass of water, "Sun Tou, let's dissipate our anger first, anyway, we have already asked for help in the case of the demon, why are you so angry!" ”