Chapter 9: The Old Lady Wants to Take Me
"Hey, hey, Guoqiang, is it for my old lady to do it alone today?"
The deaf old lady asked kindly.
"No, old lady, I guess Aunt Huairu didn't eat it, I'll make some for her."
As soon as these words came out, the deaf old lady instantly changed her face and beeped in a low voice: "I cook for the widow of the dead man every day, I really don't know what to think, is it possible that I still fall in love with a widow?" ”
"What are you talking about, old lady?"
I said do well, do more."
The deaf old lady replied.
After the meal was ready, Zhao Guoqiang sent it to Qin Huairu first.
After a few casual words, I went home to eat with the old lady.
Not to mention, this deaf old lady has really eaten a lot recently.
I used to hear that I could only eat half a bowl, but now I can do it one bowl at a time, is it possible that the rice I cook by myself has a therapeutic function and can regulate the old lady's physique?
"Guoqiang, do you like children?"
Halfway through the meal, the old lady suddenly asked coldly.
Zhao Guoqiang swallowed the food in his mouth and replied, "I like my own." ”
"Do you like boys or girls, then?"
"I don't care about this, as long as it's a child, the more the better, and I'll take care of it."
Zhao Guoqiang patted his chest and said.
His system is to have many children and many blessings, and now he doesn't have a single child.
He had long wanted to feel the rewards of the system, but he never had the opportunity.
The goal now is Qin Huairu, as long as she is taken down, she will not worry about having no children.
It's just that Zhao Guoqiang didn't pay attention to the deaf old lady and secretly enjoyed herself for a while after listening to what he said.
She touched her already sunken belly and whispered, "I don't know if I can give birth again." ”
"Huh? What do you say, old lady? ”
Zhao Guoqiang asked suspiciously.
He felt that the deaf old lady was a little immodest lately, and she was always talking to herself.
It's not going to get Alzheimer's, is it?
Zhao Guoqiang was shocked.
However, in the original plot, she was just deaf, and she didn't seem to have any other diseases, so she should be fine.
The deaf old lady also quickly waved her hand and explained, "It's okay, I mean you haven't told me what you're going to do today." ”
"Harm, I made a coffin for Uncle Dongxu and put it in the middle courtyard."
"You can also make coffins?"
The deaf old lady was also a little surprised.
Never heard of it.
"What's so difficult about this, the coffin is a thing, just have hands."
Zhao Guoqiang said the same as the truth, and the old lady was stunned.
"That Guoqiang, if I die in the future, you can also do it for me."
The deaf old lady deliberately got closer to Zhao Guoqiang, and said with a smile, not like a joke.
This made Zhao Guoqiang squirt out directly.
It's funny.
It's okay to cremate a Jia Dongxu, but after cremating a deaf old lady, this uncle Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu have no choice but to take their own lives.
"Don't make trouble, old lady, you have a coffin book, you don't need me to do it."
"Oh, I just want to lie in the coffin you made with your own hands."
The deaf old lady suddenly acted like a child.
directly shattered Zhao Guoqiang's psychological protective shield.
is old, and he still engages in these fancy intestines.
What the situation.
Zhao Guoqiang hurriedly stayed away from the deaf old lady and said: "Old lady, we have to pay attention to proportion, don't talk nonsense, what can I do if the first uncle turns around and gets me?" ”
"He dares, with me, who dares to mess with you in this courtyard, I can't kill him?"
"No, you're lying in the coffin, aren't you gone......"
Zhao Guoqiang explained.
He felt that he couldn't deal with it anymore, and if he continued to deal with it, it was estimated that the situation would be uncontrollable.
"Made, which dog is building a house here, don't you know what's in the way?"
Suddenly, there was a burst of scolding, Zhao Guoqiang hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks and said, "Old lady, you eat first, I'll go out to see what's going on." ”
Zhao Guoqiang hurriedly left the house and walked outside.
The deaf old lady here also put the bowl down, snorted and said, "The old lady has eaten more salt than you have ever eaten, and she can't take your little doll." ”