Chapter 115: Gossip Goose II

Ma Xiaoniu thinks it's strange, don't open me to eat the shell? nodded indifferently.

The black dog Xiao Er carefully opened the cover, and at the same time, a rich smell of meat diffused throughout the store, and the rest of the people sitting in the precarious position all swallowed their saliva. The antelope horn demon next to him had straight eyes, and Harazi almost flowed out.

Ma Xiaoniu's eyes are also straight, but it's not because the food is too fragrant or too good-looking, but because the so-called town store dish is a human head! And it's also a good head!

Looking at the drunken red head in the tray, the head has been dehaired, the eyes are closed, and there is a blue spirit pattern at the center of the eyebrows. Damn, this is still the head of a spiritual cultivator!

The black dog Xiao Erqiang endured the fall of Harazi, swallowed his saliva, and said with a sneer: "My lord, do you need me to divide the meat for you?" ”

Ma Xiaoniu's face changed several times, and 10,000 divine beasts rushed through in his heart. However, he couldn't show it, but forced a smile and said: "Since it is fate to meet, Xiao Er, you will divide the meat well, and everyone in the store will have a share." ”

Everyone was stunned, you must know that this part of the cultivator's head is not only delicious, but the key is expensive! What's more, ordinary demon cultivators can only eat ordinary humans if they want to eat, how can this kind of spiritual cultivator's meat be so easy to eat? Ah, my lord is indeed generous!

The black dog Xiaoer was also stunned, but when the adult spoke, he didn't dare not listen. And he also had a share, picked up the knife to separate the meat, and then held the tray one by one, and the store suddenly heard the sound of eating meat.

Ma Xiaoniu endured the desire to vomit, fortunately, he killed a lot, otherwise he really couldn't stand it. Ma Xiaoniu ordered another vegetarian dish, and then ate some hastily. Eat and drink to your heart's content, and follow the antelope horns out of the tavern.

The antelope horns led the way in front of the side, with a smirk on his face: "My lord, there are many beasts like gossip geese, and there are some in the forests outside the city. ”

Ma Xiaoniu nodded, followed the antelope horn all the way out of the Demon Holy City, and came to a forest outside the city. Suddenly, Ma Xiaoniu heard a noisy sound in the forest, and the antelope horn was also puzzled, and the two entered the forest, only to see four or five demon cultivators standing in a clearing in front of them, and on the tree in front of them, there was a bird with green feathers that resembled a wild goose.

"Thief Bird! You're the one who passed on my secrets! I don't admit it yet, I'm! ”

"It's just, this stupid bird is too cheap!"

"Damn, I found an ancient tomb of a spiritual cultivator, and I finally got ready to go there, only to find that the ancient tomb was crowded with people! Don't say any treasures, even the special tombstone has been taken away. "This demon is short in stature and has two rabbit ears on its head. At this moment, the two front teeth of Qi creaked.

Although the emerald green bird in the tree was the size of a wild goose, it had two huge ears and a long pointed beak. When the strange bird heard this, his eyes rolled over, he opened his mouth and spat on it, and said, "Don't care if I said it, what can you do with me?" Sample, don't talk about it, which little wife did you make out with yesterday, and I know what you said, what? Do you want me to tell you about it? ”

"Bastard!" The rabbit-eared demon cultivator was furious, pulled out the dagger on his waist and was about to rush up to fight, but was pulled by a few people next to him, and a person with a monkey's tail behind him hurriedly said: "Don't, you rush up, and you will be spread by a group of gossip geese every day in the future, don't you want to live your life!" Anyway, it's already happened, let's go! ”

After speaking, several people pulled the rabbit demon cultivator and left. The gossip goose cut and sang: "Babble~ Little lady, don't be afraid~ Your father-in-law will pick you up~ Pick it up first~"

The rabbit-eared demon, who hadn't gone far, almost fell, raised his head and shouted, "It's too much of a deception!" Shut up! However, he was pulled away by several people next to him at a faster speed.

Ma Xiaoniu laughed and said, "Interesting, interesting! ”

Antelope Horns walked here, but it was obviously a little scared. But the adult was on the side, so he couldn't help but not step forward. I can only lead the horse and the calf to walk over.

"Hey, gossip goose, let me ask you, why did the city lord duel with people?"

Gossip Yan's eyes lit up, and he moved his body and said, "You don't know, right?" Hehe, I heard it with my own ears a few days ago, the city lord vomited blood angrily in the secret room! Moreover, do you know why the lord of the castle fights with people? It's just for a little vixen! Do you know which little vixen it is? Hehe, it's the famous Qingshuang, a bewitching slut. As far as I know, there are no less than a dozen concubines of this Qingshuang, and this kind of cheap goods is also worth the city lord of the Demon Holy City to fight hard? It's stupid, it's even more stupid than you! ”

Antelope Horn's face was dark, and he said with a gloomy face: "If you say the city lord, you will say the city lord, don't talk about me." ”

"Yoh? Look at your sample, I'm very unconvinced! Believe it or not, I'm shaking out your short time? The gossip goose squinted his eyes and looked mocking.

The antelope horn's face suddenly turned white, and he raised his head and glared at the gossip goose, and shouted: "Mixed ...... Egg! ”

"Where's your bastard? You stole Cui's underwear last month, do you remember? And Aunt Zhang with her arm, hey, you are also interested in being an old lady in her fifties and sixties? And ......"

"Shut up! Shut up for me! The antelope horns shouted angrily, but at the same time looked at the horse and the calf with a weak heart, if these things are known by adults, fuck up, really special......

"You're the gossip goose?" Ma Xiaoniu suddenly asked with a smile.

"Huh? You're blind, I'm not you? The gossip goose glanced at Ma Xiaoniu with slanted eyes, grasping the trunk of the tree with one paw and shaking with the other, like a scoundrel among human beings.

Ma Xiaoniu was not angry, but just laughed and said, "Very good, do you dare to make a bet with you?" ”

Gossip Yan spat out: "Bet? What to bet on? ”

"Bet you don't know about this dude. If you say one more thing, you win, and if you say otherwise, you lose. And the punishment after losing is also very simple, you just need to say 'I'm stupid and stupid X' in the lively place in the city, you think it is feasible? ”

The gossip goose quacked and laughed: "You are as stupid as you are?" I have a penalty for losing, but what about you if you lose? ”

"I lost and I also said, the bet is the same, what do you think?"

The gossip goose spat and squinted his eyes and said strangely: "The same? How can that work, my gossip goose is famous all over the world, so a lifetime of fame is ruined, and what are you? Do you deserve to be like me? Well, if you lose, you kneel down and kowtow to recognize me as the Lord, what do you think? ”

Ma Xiaoniu's face is dark, fuck it, this thing is really cheap! I'll let you bounce for a while, and then I'll look good with you.

"Oh, yes! That's it! Ma Xiaoniu agreed without hesitation. The antelope horn next to him looked at Ma Xiaoniu in disbelief, he was a little skeptical of his guess, could it be that although the person in front of him was a seventh-level demon cultivator, he was a heartless man?

Gossip Yan smiled: "Brother, it's not me who said, you just said that you had already lost when you said that you were betting!" Not only do I know about this guy, but I can even tell a few things about his mom and his dad. ”

The antelope horns had a dark face, looking at the gossip goose coldly, and the teeth in their mouths creaked.

Ma Xiaoniu nodded and said, "Okay, then you can name one now, any one can be." ”

The gossip goose spat and shouted, "Then you listen to me!" This guy was ...... yesterday Ay? What did you do yesterday? The gossip goose stretched out a wing and rubbed its head, thinking for a long time, it had never encountered such a strange thing, and it remembered it just now, why did it suddenly forget? That's right! Wouldn't it be nice to get another one?

"Ahem, half a year ago, ah, huh? …… What did he do half a year ago? The gossip goose's feathered brows furrowed visibly, and its wings snapped twice on its head, meditating hard, but in the end it didn't remember what had happened.

The gossip goose was unwilling, and changed several things in a row, but when it came to his mouth, he suddenly couldn't remember what was in his mind, so he could only talk about it for a long time, but he couldn't say one, two, three.

Antelope Horn saw the embarrassment of the gossip goose, and laughed: "Gossip goose, you also have today?" I can't tell you how it is!! So what are you waiting for, come with us! ”

The gossip goose was annoyed and angry, and shouted: "What are you anxious about? Do you have a time limit? Just because I can't remember it now doesn't mean I can't remember it in the future, I will definitely remember it, and you will lose when the time comes! Forget it, don't waste time with you two stupid people, I'll tell you when I think of it! Ye left first! After speaking, the wings were about to fly away. But as soon as he flew more than a foot high, the gossip goose suddenly felt as if a mountain was pressing on his back, and his body fell down involuntarily, and he fell to the ground with a snap.

The gossip goose was stunned for a while, and when she saw Ma Xiaoniu coming with a smile, she suddenly understood what was going on. Gossip Goose roared angrily: "Damn, let me go quickly, otherwise we Gossip Goose will definitely reveal all your secrets!" When the time comes, you will even be known about stealing women's underwear! ”

The antelope horn behind Ma Xiaoniu's face was even darker, and the gossip goose's words seemed to mean something?

Ma Xiaoniu didn't speak, but Shi Shiran walked up to the gossip goose, and said in his mouth: "The creation is really wonderful, how did your species come about?" Strange and funny! Hahaha......"

"Strange you're big! Hurry up and let me go, or I'll have to summon my good friends! "The gossip goose still has a stinky mouth.

Ma Xiaoniu ignored it, suddenly turned his head to the antelope horn and said, "Is there a stream here?" ”

"Yes! There's one not far away, what's wrong? "Antelope horns wondered, why did they ask about the creek.

"Well, that's good, wait until this stupid bird is slaughtered, wash it, wash it, bake it, and eat it, just so I'm hungry."

Antelope Horn's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "I didn't feel it just now, my lord, I am really a little hungry!" ”

"Well, lead the way!"