Although Huo Qu was born as a slave and grew up in Qiluo. But he served as a close minister of the emperor as a teenager and lived a life of high society. Moreover, his desire for family affection has always been strong.

It's not.

Originally, he also told Mrs. Huo that the class teacher's return to the dynasty could not be delayed, but when Huo Zhongru came back, he casually said, "Let's stay for a meal", and Huo Quzhi nodded happily and agreed.

It is rare for the family to have a meal together, which is quite warm.

You can see it.

Huo Quzhi enjoyed this brief moment very much.

After tea and dinner, Huo Quzhi patted his stomach and ate very full. Maybe I have been in a hurry before, and I haven't been able to solve it, but now I have a physiological problem to solve after a full meal. So he turned to Huo Guang and asked, "Huo Guang, where is the toilet at home?" ”

"No, there!"

Huo Guang pointed in the direction of Huo Quzhi.

When Huo Qu went to the toilet when he was sick, Huo Guang set his eyes on Huo Zhongru and said with a smile: "I said Dad, why does our brother have a problem with you, and he will squat in the pit after eating!" ”

"Looking for a draw, little bunny!" Huo Zhongru glared at Huo Guang angrily.

But at this time, Mrs. Huo didn't give Huo Zhongru a chance to make a move, but kicked Huo Zhongru lightly with her foot.

Meantime!

She also gave Huo Zhongru a look, but Huo Zhongru lowered his head and pretended not to see it.

Looked at.

Mrs. Huo kicked Huo Zhongru hard under her feet.

This made Huo Zhongru a little annoyed, and asked, "Madam, what do you want to do?" ”

"What do you say? Let you talk about the illness and take us to Chang'an. Otherwise, like you, you will live in this place in the countryside for the rest of your life, and you will have no interest! Saying that, Mrs. Huo pinched Huo Zhongru's arm very angrily.

This attack was ruthless, and Huo Zhongru, who was hurt on the spot, grinned.

But even so.

Huo Zhongru still put his wife away, and then said, "I said madam, how do you tell me to speak?" I didn't dare to recognize each other before I was born, and I couldn't stand the two of them. Now this kid doesn't blame me for God's mercy, how embarrassed am I to make this request! ”

"Are you embarrassed, are you embarrassed? You are embarrassed to go to the woman's bed, do you want our family Guang'er to be as unproductive as you for the rest of your life, nesting in this small county of Pingyang? Mrs. Huo's face was puffed up, and she looked at Huo Zhongru who was a hundred dissatisfied.

didn't even give Huo Zhongru a chance to defend himself, he directly pointed at him and scolded: "Okay, don't you say yes, I'll take Guang'er back to my parents' house tonight, you wait for me to remarry!" ”

Can the Han Dynasty remarry?

Of course!

During the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the population decreased sharply because of the war against the Xiongnu. Therefore, in order to promote the birth rate, officials do not ask about the remarriage of women.

Even!

People's tolerance for "sex" is relatively large. This can be seen from the large number of nude male and female statues and portraits of the Han Dynasty excavated in later archaeological excavations.

Of course.

It is not possible to be like Mrs. Huo if she is not widowed or has a leave of absence. Now what she said was obviously angry, mainly to provoke Huo Zhongru.

No way.

Huo Zhongru had no choice but to comfort his wife at this time, and said, "Madam..."

Mrs. Huo ignored him, turned her body around, turned her back to Huo Zhongru, and then hid her face and pretended to cry.

Helpless!

Huo Zhongru could only sigh and said, "I said, I'll go and say it's okay!" ”

Hearing this, Mrs. Huo immediately burst into tears and laughed, and said, "Okay, what you said, don't go back!" When you get sick later, you tell him to go. ”

"Hey, you've got to give me some time, let me think about the wording!" Huo Zhongru is very troubled now.

And Mrs. Huo saw that he had agreed, so she didn't force him, so she said, "Okay, then you think about it!" ”

After a while.

Huo Quzhi also came out of the toilet, holding the toilet paper made by Huo Guang in his hand, and asked, "Eh, father, what is this?" Why I've never seen it before! ”

Hear the words.

The three of them all set their eyes on Huo Quai.

Huo Guang said directly: "Brother, this is the toilet paper I produced, that is, the toilet chip!" Eh, aren't you useful? ”

"Oh, I used it, I couldn't find anything else in the latrine, only this." Huo Quzhi hurriedly said.

Huo Guang thought that his brother had grown up in Chang'an since he was a child, and his life was luxurious, and it was best to experience this toilet paper, so he asked: "Brother, how do you feel about using my toilet paper, how does it compare to Chang'an's toilet chips?" ”

Huo Guang hasn't been to Chang'an yet, so he doesn't know what people in the capital use to wipe their butts.

In fact.

In this era, everyone is the same, and they all use toilet chips made of bamboo chips, including Huo Quzhi.

Unless it is a palace person with a graceful and luxurious status such as the emperor and the queen, they will use the satin silk cloth as a disposable toilet chip. Of course, there are also some wealthy families who also use satin silk cloth, but it is definitely not a one-time one.

Although Huo Quzhi is doing well because of his relatives, it is obvious that it is impossible to enjoy the treatment of the emperor and the queen.

with.

It can only be bamboo chips.

Hearing Huo Guang's question, he said: "This thing is very good, even in the capital of Chang'an, there is no such thing." Unless it's a toilet chip made of satin and fine silk, how can it compare to this. Huo Guang, did you make this thing? It seems that my brother is quite talented in losing the class! ”

"Haha, brother, you praised it falsely. Before, our dad said that I was a strange skill, and asked me to learn more of the six arts, saying that that is what a man should learn! Huo Guang said.

Hear this.

Huo Quzhi glanced at his father, so he immediately changed his words and said: "Father is right, a good man, you should focus on the six arts." Something like a toilet chip really can't be on the table, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a trick! ”

Ha?

Brother Champion, when you speak, how can you say that you can change?

This made Huo Guang really a little confused.

Mrs. Huo on the side saw the opportunity and asked Huo Zhongru to step forward to say something, but Huo Zhongru was a little embarrassed on her face and did not speak immediately.

Seeing this, Mrs. Huo was a little anxious, and immediately didn't care about Huo Zhongru's attitude, she stepped forward and said, "Go sick, that, can I ask you for something?" ”

"Huo Niang, please speak!" Huo Quzhi said immediately.

Mrs. Huo immediately smiled and said, "Although we have been together for a short time, we are all a family after all. Our Guang'er, like you, has the blood of the Huo family in our veins, and we are your own brother, which is a fact that cannot be changed. ”

"You see, Guang'er can't stay in this countryside for the rest of his life, right?"

"Can you take Guang'er back to Chang'an with you this time, it's also your brother, you can't stay here with us for the rest of your life, and you won't have any interest!"

"This?" When Huo Quzhi heard this, he immediately looked a little embarrassed on his face, and said: "Huo Niang, although I am now a hussar general, I don't have a mansion to live in Chang'an. In the past, they used to live in their uncle's house, or go in and out of the palace to serve His Majesty. My brother followed me, I'm afraid it won't work. ”

This is the case.

It's already clear that the refusal.

After hearing this, Mrs. Huo's face suddenly changed, and at the same time she pushed Huo Zhongru and glared at him.

No way.

Whether it was for the sake of the future of his youngest son Huo Guang or the meaning of his wife, Huo Zhongru could only bite the bullet and say: "Sick son, I am deeply ashamed that my father was not able to accompany you before. But Guang'er is also your brother, see if you can..."

Huo Zhongru's words were not finished yet.

Here, Huo Qu's illness spoke.

"Father, I don't need to say much, since that's what you mean, then I understand. I will take Huo Guang back to Chang'an, don't worry, as an elder brother, I will teach and take care of him well in the future! ”