Men, everyone who understands understands!

If you are in a panic when you are in a hurry, the moment you untie your pants, you will be completely unable to control yourself.

On the curtain of the entrance and exit, there are two small seal characters written on it for men and women, which are used to distinguish the men's and women's toilets.

The problem is that Huo Guang can't understand it.

He had traveled through time and had never learned the words of this era.

This era is called the Western Han Dynasty by later generations, inheriting the Qin system, and the text is a small seal. Moreover, most people do not have access to knowledge and education in their lifetime, and illiteracy is everywhere. Although his father Huo Zhongru knows some words, he usually can't find time to teach.

But just now, I was anxious to urinate, and no one answered after shouting, so I randomly chose one side to go to the toilet.

He bet that the one on his right was the men's bathroom.

Well!

Betting on dogs does not deserve sympathy.

When he went in, he found that the bet was wrong, and someone inside was going to the toilet. First of all, it is not the men's toilet that Huo Guang entered!

It's not a men's toilet, so it's convenient for someone to be in it, so there's no need to say more, right?

Huo Guang, who is opening the floodgates, is young and vigorous, and he can urinate in the wind.

What's more, where does the wind come from in the toilet?

Yes, there were only screams, and Huo Guang, who was startled and swayed wildly.

"Ahh Ahh One of the women, who was taller than Huo Guang, suddenly screamed.

This Nima is loud.

If you attract the people of the Guard, it will be over.

Immediately.

Huo Guang, who was not tall, said fiercely: "Don't make noise, I will make noise and cut you again!" ”

There was also a threatening tone in the words.

The murderer is the murderer, and Huo Guang also turned his body back as he spoke. After all, you still have to be faced, and you can't do something as shameless as "Slipping Bird Under the Moon".

But at this turn, the girl who was quite tall immediately ran out with two girls younger than Huo Guang, and at the same time did not forget to shout: "Come on, there are scoundrels in the women's toilet who are molesting women, come and arrest people!" ”

"Hey, don't shout, I'm not a bad person!" Huo Guang's face hurt, looking at the women who ran out like chickens in soup, he wanted to catch up and explain, but he looked down at himself and sighed: "Forget it, let's finish the water!" ”

"Eh, why did you get into trouble when you just came?"

"I hope it's just a maid in the General's Mansion, but not the daughter of the young lady in the mansion!"

What is the saying?

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

The little girls just now were obviously wearing silk and satin, which was extremely luxurious. In this dynasty, if you can wear silk and satin, can you be an ordinary person?

Even if it's a maid, it's not an ordinary maid.

At least it has to be the singer of the house!

After putting out the water, I came out of the toilet and saw a group of people running from afar.

For the leader, it was the little girls who had just run out of the toilet who came to arrest him. Behind him, followed by General Wei Qing and his wife Shen Youjia, as well as the queen's mother Wei Zifu, and his champion brother.

"The queen mother, it's him, who has nourished me and my two sisters!" It was the eldest of the few little girls who spoke, and she was even half a head taller than Huo Guang.

And when she said this to Empress Wei Zifu, Huo Guang knew that she was really in trouble this time.

It wasn't the daughter of the general's mansion that he offended, nor the singer, but...

Relatives of the Imperial Family!

It's a princess with an incomparably noble status!

After all, apart from the princess and the crown prince, who would dare to call the queen mother the queen mother?

When Huo Guang was quickly thinking about how he should quibble in his mind at the moment, Huo Quzhi, who was standing opposite him, spoke first: "Huo Guang, what the hell is going on?" You offended these three but Princess Wei, Princess Shiyi, Princess Zhuyi, and insulting the emperor's relatives is a serious crime. ”

"If you want to, even I can't protect you."

"If you didn't mean to offend, apologize to your three cousins!"

Saying that, Huo Quzhi immediately bowed his hand to the queen mother and said: "Auntie, my younger brother came from a small rural county, and entered Chang'an for the first time, I don't know the rules here, please..."

However.

Before the champion brother finished speaking, he was interrupted by the queen mother and said, "Okay, you don't need to say more, this matter has nothing to do with you." Whatever the reason, humiliating the royal family is a capital offense, not to mention spilling urine on the princess. ”

Huo Quzhi is the nephew of the queen's mother, so naturally he will not settle the account on his head.

Let alone!

Even if she wanted to, the emperor would not. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's preference for military generals has reached the extreme, especially Huo Quai, who is really raised like a son, and completely treats it as his own.

But Huo Guang is different.

He has no blood relationship with the Wei family, and the queen mother doesn't like him in the first place.

Now she broke into the women's toilet and spilled urine on her daughter, how could she bear such a humiliating thing as the royal face?

Huo Guang will be sentenced to death immediately!

But this kind of thing, even a person with a noble status and the right to speak like the queen still has no direct decision-making power.

After all.

Wei Zifu is neither Empress Lu nor Empress Dowager Dou, and he cannot be compared in power.

But no matter what, even if she has no power, her status as a queen mother is still extremely noble. In the whole world, in addition to the emperor, only the queen can enjoy this dignity exclusively.

So!

At this time, Huo Guang knew that if he didn't defend himself, it would be really over.

Although he has already caused a big disaster, he is a human being in two lives, and in terms of mood, he is much more stable than ordinary people.

So after organizing the wording a little in his heart, he said directly: "Uncle, aunt, and the queen, you really can't blame me for this!" ”

"Before I went to the toilet, I had already called out if there was anyone, it was her... Well, it was Her Royal Highness that didn't reply to me, and I thought no one had gone in. ”

"Brother, you know. Since I entered the city, I haven't let go of my hands, and I really can't help it, so I ran in so recklessly, not intentionally offending the three princesses! ”

Hearing Huo Guang's explanation, Huo Qu's illness suddenly became clear.

Thereupon!

Brother Champion turned around and explained to his relatives: "Auntie, aunt, uncle, I am to blame for this. After I took Huo Guang into the city, I kept him waiting, but I didn't care about this. Moreover, although my brother grew up in the countryside, he did not understand the rules of the city. However, people are still very honest, and it is impossible to deliberately humiliate their cousins. ”

If Huo Qu's illness is sick, he still has a lot of say in the general's mansion.

He's not just a relative!

The most important thing is that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty personally named the champion Hou, who is the commander of the general who has just returned to the dynasty after winning the battle!

So.

As soon as these words came out, even the empress with a noble status had to frown. turned around, glanced at his three daughters again, and asked, "What Huo Guang said is true?" Did you shout before you went to the toilet and you didn't answer? ”

The three princesses were speechless for a moment.

The education of the royal family made them not lie, so they could only nod and say, "Yes." ”

But Princess Wei obviously didn't want to spare Huo Guang like this, and immediately said: "Queen Mother, although this person shouted before entering the toilet, there are clearly words written on the front door of this toilet!" ”

"Even if he is in a hurry, can't he go to the toilet with the word 'male' written on the other side, why do you want to break into the side with the word 'female' written on it?"

"I think it's clear that you have bad intentions!"

Princess Wei Chang is the first child of the queen, two years older than Huo Guang, and her mind is not as simple as her two younger sisters.

In addition, because of her father Huo Zhongru, the queen didn't like Huo Guang from the beginning.

So.

directly followed his daughter's words and asked Huo Guang: "Okay, let's not mention the humiliation for the time being, how can you explain this?" ”

When Huo Guang heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Humiliating the royal family is a felony, as long as you don't mention it. As for why he broke into the women's bathroom, he could explain it.

After thinking about what he wanted to say for a while, he hurriedly spoke: "You can't blame me for this, I can't read and write, how can I distinguish between men and women?" The two words written in front of the toilet curtain know me, but I don't know them! ”

For this explanation.

Before the queen could speak, the youngest princess Shiyi on the side preemptively said: "You are talking nonsense, the queen mother taught me that there are three legs under the male character and two legs under the female character." How could something so simple not be distinguished! ”

When Huo Guang heard this, he was a little stunned.

What?

Three-legged?