Chapter 013: Young People Don't Be Too Arrogant

"You... Isn't he just a ranger? Is it still a prostitute? Huo Guang couldn't help grinning.

As everyone knows!

There were no kilns to visit in the Han Dynasty!

However, you can train some singers to serve the visiting guests.

Among them, the most famous femdom singer is Princess Pingyang, why is she her? Because even the queen of the dynasty, Wei Zifu, was from the palace of Princess Pingyang.

Also for this reason.

Some crooked literati and inkmen will also portray the two strongest SSRs brought by the queen mother as male prostitutes of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

Of course.

That's a bit of a stretch.

As for the term "prostitute", it did not appear during the Han Dynasty.

So.

The middle-aged man didn't know whether Huo Guang's words were good or bad, he just looked at him with interest, as if he wanted to say something, and endured it again.

After a few moments, he spoke, "Yes, I'm a ranger!" ”

said.

The middle-aged man put down the long sword in his hand, retracted the scabbard, and continued: "Most of the samurai like us who have lost their land are completely unrighteous and betray their conscience and virtue for the sake of profit. ”

"Words must be deeds, and deeds must be fruitful, and it is just under the guise of morality in the rivers and lakes to put gold on the face!"

"Do you think people like us would be afraid of your brother?"

Hearing this, Huo Guangdun felt strange.

It's not because the other party is not afraid of the champion brother in his family, but because most of his descriptions of the ranger are derogatory.

This kind of talk?

It's not strange for others to say, but isn't he a ranger himself? What is the operation of scolding yourself?

Could it be...

There is also an existence similar to "Angry Youth" in the Ranger?

Thinking of this, Huo Guang shrugged his shoulders and asked, "Then you, a ranger, what are you doing in the General's Mansion?" I guess I want to steal something, right? ”

"Stealing?" The middle-aged man was suddenly furious and said, "Fart, Putian..."

Huo Guang heard the man's voice stop abruptly, and immediately asked, "What is the world?" ”

The man's eyes rolled, as if he had thought of something, and said: "Pu Tian is the name of the next, I came to the General's Mansion at the invitation of Wei Qing, and I came in the light, why should I steal something?" ”

Huo Guang looked at the man who claimed to be Pu Tian with a serious face, as if he had offended him, so he had no choice but to say: "Then even if I look down on people with dog eyes, in this way, as an apology, I invite you to eat chicken!" ”

said.

Huo Guang hurriedly handed the still hot mud ball to Pu Tian.

It's just that the other party didn't answer.

He even frowned, glared at Huo Guang, and said angrily: "You call this a chicken? ”

Huo Guang was stunned for a moment when asked, glanced at the dried mud ball in his hand, and understood why the other party misunderstood him.

So he explained: "Of course it's not the mud on the outside, it's the chicken I'm going to invite you to eat!" ”

After speaking.

Huo Guang squatted down and slammed the mud ball to the ground a few times.

With these few blows, the clods of soil wrapped in the chicken began to fall off, and in an instant, the aroma of chicken wafted from it, overflowing the entire room.

Even Pu Tian couldn't help but move his nose when he smelled this, and praised: "It's so fragrant!" ”

Fragrant?

Incense is right.

Huo Guang didn't care whether his hands were clean or not, he directly broke off a big chicken leg and handed it to Pu Tian.

The ranger is also a free, unrestrained, and non-shitty scribe rule, so he took the chicken leg and gnawed it.

The entrance is crispy and tender, and the flavor is unique.

I saw Pu Tian's eyes, and they were round all of a sudden.

"Delicious, delicious, bring me some more!" Pu Tian said, and directly started to break the flower chicken.

Huo Guang suddenly became anxious and said, "Eh, you save some, I'm going to bring some to my brother to taste!" ”

And Pu Tian said disapprehantly: "Didn't you say that your brother is a famous hussar general!" Huo Huqi was born noble, what good things have not been eaten, and he still cares about these roast chickens? ”

"What kind of roast chicken, I'm calling it flower chicken!" After speaking, Huo Guang also gave a general explanation of the production process of called flower chicken, so as to distinguish it from the usual unpalatable roast chicken.

Well!

The roast chicken of the Han Dynasty was not the delicious puff pastry roast chicken of later generations.

It's unpalatable.

After listening to Huo Guang's words, Pu Tian immediately frowned and said, "Your method of calling Huaji sounds similar to the 'cannon dolphin' in Zhou Bazhen." ”

Zhou Bazhen?

An earlier ancient court banquet menu, Huo Guang also knew a little.

Looking at the foodie in front of him, he began to secretly start to make his own calculations in his heart.

Ranger is rich!

Although most of their money is not justified, that is, the kind of money earned by taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others.

But after all, there is money.

The so-called take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths. This Pu Tian ate his own things, and if he didn't smack a handful of wool, Huo Guang couldn't forgive himself.

These things are on my mind.

Pu Tian, who was eating chicken next to him and couldn't stop his mouth, asked again: "By the way, you just said that I am a prostitute, how can this prostitute explain?" ”

Prostitution?

Forehead...

Huo Guang suddenly frowned, how can he explain this to Pu Tian?

If it is after the Ming and Qing dynasties, it is properly depreciative! But now it is the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, that is, the "Western Han Dynasty" that historians have started from their own.

Prostitution can only be praise.

For example, Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty named his daughter Princess Guantao Liu Xuan, which has the implication of being light and agile.

It's just that for some reason, in the Qing Dynasty, the meaning of the word "prostitute" changed.

Huo Guang is not a fool, hearing Pu Tian ask this, of course he will not directly say the original meaning of those two words in the later generations.

"Aren't you a ranger? I'm complimenting you on your good health, agility and speed! ”

Regarding Huo Guang's explanation, Pu Tian did not have any doubts.

He just frowned and asked again, "Eh, boy, I looked nervous when I saw you enter my room just now, as if you had done something wrong, right?" ”

Huo Guang suddenly rolled his eyes and said, "I said what happened to your uncle, I invited you to eat chicken, but you said that I did something wrong." How can you, as a person, tarnish people's innocence out of thin air? ”

"Filthy and innocent? Are you sure? Pu Tian said pointedly: "The person who spoke loudly just now outside is General Cheng." ”

"This old general has always been rigorous, and he can be simple and simple on weekdays. I heard that the house also raised a yard of poultry, and today it was hoarded by the three sons of Li Fu and General Wei Qing. ”

"The origin of your chicken must not be innocent, right?"

After hearing this.

Huo Guang looked surprised, he didn't expect what he was doing to be guessed by the man in front of him.

Outrageous!

It seems that the wisdom of this person is no less than that of Dongfang Shuo and the master father Yan above the court.

His identity may be more than just a ranger.

But then again!

Now that Pu Tian had already guessed it, it was pointless for Huo Guang to quibble, so he simply admitted generously: "That's right, this chicken is their family, and it has been killed by our group of bear children anyway." ”

"As the saying goes, chickens can't come back to life after they die."

"It's not a big deal if I take it out and eat it."

"Take, hum, I think it's more appropriate to use 'stealing' and 'robbing' to describe your behavior!" Pu Tian frowned, expressing disdain for Huo Guang's behavior.

However, Huo Guang waved his hand and said, "Say whatever you want, you will eat it anyway." If you really want to elaborate, you can't escape it. ”

When Pu Tian heard that he was also dragged in, he immediately became angry and reprimanded: "You teenagers, it's better to behave, don't be bold when you're young and vigorous!" ”

When Huo Guang heard these words, he suddenly remembered the famous words of a certain melon splitter in his previous life.

Immediately.

With a grin, he replied: "Can you call a young man if you are not angry?" ”