Chang'an City, Mulberry House.

As the emperor's close minister, Sang Hongyang, last night's calculations and words on the affairs of the salt and iron official camp consumed a lot of energy, and he was a little haggard.

So I snoozes a little more this morning, and I haven't woken up yet.

But you know!

As he slept soundly, his precious son Sang Qian made a fuss in the courtyard of the house, waking him up from his lingering dream with his wife.

"Xiang'er, what's going on outside the house?" Sang Hongyang sat up from the low bed and shouted without opening his eyes.

Subsequently.

A servant hurried in.

"Lang Jun, it's Ah Lang who wants to see you. I said that Lang Jun was tired last night and should not wake up, and then Ah Lang began to shout in the yard, and we couldn't help it. ”

Hear the servant answer.

Sang Qian suddenly felt helpless.

Usually he has to serve His Majesty, and he has little time to teach Sang Qian, and after a long time, this child's temper will become worse and worse.

"Let him in!" Sang Hongyang had no choice but to sigh.

"No."

The servant answered, and withdrew to inform Sang Qian, that his father had said he wanted to see him.

Soon.

His precious son, Sang Qian, walked in.

Sang Hongyang looked at him and asked, "You are fourteen years old, and you are still making a fuss in the courtyard of the house, and do you spread the word?" ”

"Can't you wait if there's something?"

"Humph!"

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Sang Qian pouted and said, "The breeze in our house has run out, and there is no breeze, how can I go to the toilet?" ”

Sang Hongyang may have just woken up, and his head is still a little confused.

When he heard his son say that he had run out of things, he didn't understand what he meant, so he asked, "Qingfeng?" What breeze? ”

"It's the soft toilet paper."

Sang Qian tilted his head to the side, not daring to look at his father, as if he could sense that the adults were about to get angry.

After Sang Hongyang heard this, he couldn't help frowning.

Toilet paper?

That's it? Scold!

Looking at his son, he sighed.

Thinking that Lao Tzu was thirteen years old when he was thirteen years old, he was famous in Luoyang for being "proficient in mental arithmetic", and was edicted by the Han Dynasty and specially pulled into the palace to accompany Emperor Wu to study.

I didn't think about it, how did I give birth to such a thing? I'm fourteen years old, and I'm still rolling around in the yard asking for the so-called toilet paper!

The Son is not like the Father!

After shaking his head, Sang Hongyang said: "In the past, when there was no clear breeze, the toilet chips made of bamboo, don't you also use them very well!" ”

"How..."

"Can't use it now?"

However, Sang Qian pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "It's uncomfortable..."

"Uncomfortable? I think you're uncomfortable, and you're going to be hit with a board! Sang Hongyang got up and pretended to beat him.

This frightened Sang Qian, and he ran out.

Sang Hongyang didn't care about him.

I slept late last night, and I felt a little sleepy, so I passed out again and fell asleep.

By the time the servant woke him up, it was already noon.

"Xiang'er, what time is it?" Sang Hongyang got up and prepared to wash.

The maid named Xiang'er said: "If you go back to Langjun, it's noon, and the stove is already preparing a meal, so you can eat later." ”

"Oh!"

Sang Hongyang nodded, and then asked the maid to wash and dress him.

He was a close minister who served Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!

In front of the emperor, he is no different from these slaves and maids.

But when he doesn't serve the emperor, he is the head of the house, and he has to be served by the slaves and maids.

No way, feudal society is like that.

People, always have to exploit the first order, and the bottom is left to bear silently, and who is the bottom? Of course, it can only be the toiling masses.

Wait until noon to eat.

Sang Hongyang knelt in front of the food table, but he didn't see his son Sang Qian, so he looked at the maid and asked, "Xiang'er, where did Ah Lang go?" ”

The servant replied, "Ah Lang wants to buy that breeze, but you don't agree. We don't dare to buy such expensive things, and we guess we're sulking outside! ”

"This untalented thing, go, call him in for dinner!" Sang Hongyang said directly.

"No!"

The servant replied, and then went out and brought Sang Qian in.

Sang Hongyang glanced at his son, only spit out two words, and said, "Eat!" ”

However.

Sang Qian knelt on the side of the dining table and said unhappily: "Don't eat!" ”

"It's easy to fall asleep when you eat it."

"When I wake up, I have to go to the toilet, and there is no toilet paper after going to the toilet..."

Sang Hongyang frowned, but ignored him and ate by himself.

After a while.

Seeing that Sang Qian still didn't move his chopsticks, he said: "In a few days, you will go back to Luoyang and bring your mother and little sister here." ”

"Staying in the house all day is either eating or sleeping."

"Like a word!"

However!

Sang Qian didn't feel that his father was reprimanding him, so he just complained: "I don't even have a piece of toilet paper at home, why do you take it?" ”

Sang Hongyang clenched his fists, but he still held back.

When eating, he didn't want to get angry.

So he ignored Sang Qian's request to buy toilet paper, and just said: "Now Your Majesty wants to drastically reform the salt and iron official camp, I am a close minister of the emperor, and I am good at calculation and speech, Your Majesty is now reusing it for me." ”

"Our family doesn't need to be as scared as when we first came to Chang'an, for fear of offending the princes in the court!"

"Take this opportunity to take your mother and little sister to Chang'an to enjoy it, and our family will be reunited without the pain of lovesickness."

Well!

The pain of lovesickness is real, and this cannot be faked.

Morning time!

Sang Hongyang is still in his dream, lingering with his wife!

However.

The child doesn't care if his adults are bitter or not, and he said bluntly: "Without toilet paper, the toilet is uncomfortable, what enjoyment do you have!" ”

"It's about the same as sinning."

"I think it's better to stay in Luoyang's hometown, how comfortable it is to stay there."

Three sentences do not leave the toilet paper.

This time.

really angered Sang Hongyang, and immediately slapped the food table with his hand and scolded: "Eat, you rabbit cub keeps saying go to the toilet, go to the toilet!" ”

"Still not letting people eat?"

"If you don't eat it, fuck me off!"

was scolded by his father, and the wayward Sang Qian ran out directly.

And Sang Hongyang didn't care about him, let him starve. When the time comes, he will be hungry and unable to walk, and see if he will eat!

Look at the food on the table.

He took the dishes and chopsticks and put them on himself, and said to himself: "The little rabbit cub is still against the sky, thinking that he can scare me if he doesn't eat?" ”

"It's really spoiled."

"I'll eat it myself!"

In this way, Sang Hongyang's seemingly thin body actually ate all the food on this table.

Born as a businessman, he is not wasted.

After eating.

He also instructed his servant: "Xiang'er, don't send food to that rebel, he will be obedient in two days if he is hungry." ”

"No."

The servant nodded back.

By the time it was afternoon, it might have been too much for lunch.

This Sang Hong sheep has a need to go to the toilet.

But the problem is.

Since he was thirteen years old, he has accompanied Emperor Wu to study, and after sitting for a long time, he has sores inside.

Coupled with the toilet paper that I had been using for a while, the way to get rid of dirt has changed. No, I suddenly used back the bamboo toilet chips, which is a little unaccustomed.

I was so strong that I saw red.

"Shhhhh

Beads of sweat the size of beans spilled down his forehead.

At this moment.

Sang Hongyang was miserable and sighed: "Careless, careless." ”

"It's bad luck."

"If you knew this was the case, you would have listened to my son and bought a few bundles of toilet paper!"