Chapter 035: Nephew Wei Yanxian, Stand Up!
"Go down!"
Yu Gongzi pushed behind him and drove Huo Guang and Wei Ling out of the carriage.
Because I was on the road for half a day.
Huo Guang didn't know what kind of place this was now, but he saw that there was only one broken thatched house in the place he went, and Huo Guang and Wei Yan were pushed in by the two villains behind them.
Look around.
I didn't find any furniture, and it seems that it was at most a temporary place for the two to stay.
At this time.
Yu Gongzi didn't know where to get a bunch of bamboo slips and threw them directly in front of Huo Guang.
"Write down the secret recipe and don't play tricks. If not, it will make you suffer more. Yu Gongzi glared at Huo Guang, and then handed him a small ground cone knife.
Huo Guang was dumbfounded when he saw this cone knife.
"Not? Knife carving? Huo Guang asked.
Since the invention of the brush, writing on bamboo slips has not been burned. The invention of the brush can even be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.
Of course.
More people say that the brush was invented by Meng Tian, the general of the Qin State.
But at this time, Huo Guang didn't care about this problem, he just wanted to ask the two people in front of him now, had they never read a book?
Lettering?
It's a small seal!
Damn...
Zhao Diao was even more rude than Yu Gongzi, looking at Huo Guang's expression, he said directly: "Otherwise? I'll get you a brush, and find a few singers to help you study ink? ”
"No, no, no..."Huo Guang hurriedly explained, "I want to say, I have a question." It is... I don't even know how to carve, how do you ask me to engrave? ”
This!
No fakes.
After all, after a few days of class at Dong Lao's, he was driven away, how do you know how to carve the little seal?
But Yu Gongzi and Zhao Diao didn't know this, so they glared at him and scolded: "Boy, tell you not to play tricks, don't you hear?" ”
"You are the champion brother, can you read and write?"
"If you can't read, how do you make money!"
Does making money have anything to do with literacy?
Not at all!
Looking at the unreasonable and vicious two disciples, Huo Guang had no choice but to say: "Really, I have only been in Chang'an City for a long time, and my brother found a teacher for me, and I made him so angry that he was sick and didn't teach me in two days." ”
"Although Champion Hou is my brother, I didn't know it before..."
Then Huo Guang told this villain about his family.
And after Zhao heard this, he was even more angry, and scolded: "Your father is really shameless, I have never seen such a brazen person." ”
"Ninety-four-ninety-four..."
Huo Guang didn't want to be beaten again, so he quickly nodded.
However.
Zhao Diao, the thug, pointed at him and scolded: "Aren't you the same, you are still ninety-four-nine-four, you are not as good as your father!" ”
"I'm twelve or thirteen years old, and I can't even read a word."
"Are you excused?"
"If I were you, living in the world with a two-skinned face, I might as well be killed by a headbutt..."
The more he spoke, the more energetic he became, but Yu Gongzi on the side frowned.
Hurriedly grabbed a handful of bamboo slips, patted Zhao Tuo, and said, "Don't say it, let this kid dictate, you can burn it." ”
"Huh?"
Zhao Tiao hesitated, and he didn't take the bamboo slip in his hand for a long time.
Yu Gongzi frowned and said, "You carve!" ”
Zhao Tiao took the bamboo slip, but scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I can't read either..."
Moment.
The eyes of the three of them looked at Zhao Diao in unison, it turned out that this guy who was five big and three thick was also illiterate.
Boy!
Just said that Huo Guang was talking energetically.
However, Zhao Tiao said shamelessly: "What do you two see, if I had the opportunity to read like you when I was a child, I wouldn't be literate?" ”
Yu Gongzi on the side didn't want to listen to Zhao Diao's nagging, so he immediately said: "Okay, I'll engrave it!" ”
The words fell.
took back the cone knife from Huo Guang's hand and asked him to dictate the process of making paper, and he was burning it himself.
But here's the thing.
Huo Guang deliberately complicated it and said, Yu Gongzi carved it for a long time and didn't finish carving.
I'm tired too.
Immediately, he interrupted Huo Guang's dictation and said, "Wait! ”
"How... What's up? ”
Huo Guang looked at Yu Gongzi, thinking that he had found that he had deliberately said something complicated.
But who knew that this guy just looked at Wei Ling, who was listening drowsily, kicked it, and said, "You are Wei Qing's son, are you illiterate?" ”
Wei Yan shook his head.
Yu Gongzi took a deep breath, and then said to Zhao Diao: "Pull this waste out and slaughter it." ”
Present.
Zhao Tiao grabbed Wei Yan, and was so frightened that Little Fat Dun said on the spot: "No, no, I know a few words, I can carve them!" ”
Thereupon.
Yu Gongzi handed the carving knife to Wei Yan and asked him to carve it.
Behind.
Huo Guang looked at the few small seals carved by Wei Yan crookedly, and he really couldn't bear to look at them directly, so he simply simplified the content, so simple that only he could understand it.
And so it didn't take long.
Wei Yan finished carving.
And this also made Yu Gongzi suddenly puzzled, and said: "Why is it so verbose when I engrave it, but the content of his engraving is so concise!" ”
"Uh... Ahem, the previous ones are the most important, and they can't be concise. The following steps are all minor steps, of course, if they can be concise, they will be concise. Huo Guang explained awkwardly.
Although Yu Gongzi still didn't believe it, fortunately, the recipe for making toilet paper had been carved, so he didn't take this matter to heart.
Afterwards.
Let the two people arrange the bamboo slips in order, use two or three braided ropes, stick them at the upper and lower ends and in the middle, wrap them around twice and tie the knot.
And so on, all the bamboo slips are connected together.
A copy of the slip came out.
As a matter of fact.
This kind of slip can't record much text, so the ancients said that the five cars of learning are rich, but in fact, the amount of knowledge covered is very small.
After getting these things done, Yu Gongzi was going to come over and get the slips.
But at this time, Wei Yan suddenly went crazy, hugged Jian Mu in his arms, and said, "Wait! ”
"Wei Yan?"
Huo Guang frowned slightly, not knowing what the little fat man was going to do.
However, Wei Yan gave Lao Biao a reassuring look, and then tried his best to look at the two villains and said, "As long as you let me and Lao Biao go, it will be yours." ”
Hear this.
Huo Guang immediately sighed, he already had a premonition that the gangster was going to say something.
Sure enough.
I saw Zhao Diao raise the big knife in his hand, pointed at Wei Yan and scolded: "Stupid thing, then I will slaughter you first, it is also ours." ”
Mr. Wei: "......"
As soon as these words came out, Wei Yan knew that his behavior was too Meng Lang.
Of course.
Things are so helpless, he Yichun Hou Wei is the eldest son of Wei Qing, and he is also good.
Well... It's better to die than to live.
Thinking back then, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch, how could he have the opportunity to compare with Han Xin?
Now's your chance!
So he knelt down with a "poof", respectfully put Jian Mu on the ground, and said, "I was wrong. ”
Yu Gongzi looked at the little fat man like this, and couldn't help but sneer: "I didn't let you kneel, why did you kneel down, let's stand up!" ”
"No, it's so comfortable..."
Yu Gongzi and Zhao Diao glanced at each other and immediately laughed.
They didn't expect it!
The eldest son of Wei Qing, the majestic general of the Han Dynasty, actually gave birth to such a cowardice? This makes Yu Gongzi and Zhao Diao, who have been in a low position since childhood, extremely satisfied.
However, just as the two of them were laughing, a loud shout was heard in the distance.
"Nephew Wei Yanxian, stand up quickly, don't kowtow to this villain, disgrace your father's reputation as General Wei!"