The man put down the chopsticks in his hand, and the smile on his face did not decrease, "You want to marry my mother, I raise my hands in favor, after all, you two have been together for so many years, and I also hope that my mother will be happy in her old age." ”

"Still." The man smiled shamelessly, "Uncle Chen, you have to ask for a bride price to marry a wife, although my mother is old, she is also a flower in our village." ”

"You married my mother, if there is no bride price, you can't get over your face, right?"

The woman is over half a hundred years old, even when she was young, she looked a little beautiful, but now she still has nothing to do with the charm.

Besides, Lao Chen has already conquered the city and occupied her for many years, so he is naturally not willing to pay the bride price.

He smiled, "How much do you want?" ”

Xiaolong blinked his eyes and spit out an astronomical number, "Eighteen thousand thousand, isn't it?" ”

As soon as this remark came out, it almost made everyone's jaws drop.

Including Xu Wei and Ah Dao under the root of the outer wall.

"Damn, isn't this kid crazy?" Ah Dao muttered, "Regardless of the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law, I haven't seen anyone ask for so much bride price." ”

"I heard that I used my daughter's marriage to earn bride price, and it was the first time I saw him to use his mother's marriage to earn bride price."

"It's funny!"

Xu Wei covered his mouth.

Ah Dao, this guy, has a clubbing in his brain.

Now they're eavesdropping, muffled and having fun.

Cooking dumplings in a urinal, you mumble a fart.

Lao Chen coughed heavily, "Your mother and I are both this age, and after so many years of ups and downs, what else do you need for a bride price?" ”

"Besides, the two of us are just a partner, live a life, have a companion when we are old, and take care of each other."

"That's not going to work!" The man slapped his chopsticks on the table heavily, and said with a solemn face, "Uncle Chen, your thinking is too backward." ”

"In these days, even if you have a pet, you have to spend money to buy it, and even if it is a livestock breeding, you have to pay for it......."

As soon as these words came out, the woman was suddenly unhappy, and she scolded sharply, "Xiaolong, if you want a bride price, you want a bride price, what nonsense are you talking about!" ”

She glanced at Lao Chen and twisted her head to the side.

Livestock breeding, in general, is paid by the mother to the male animal.

I don't know it's a blind analogy, when I was in school, I couldn't read, I didn't think about it, and I didn't understand the common sense of life, which was really a headache.

Lao Chen didn't bother with Xiaolong on the issue of livestock, but said slowly, "Xiaolong, I know what you mean. ”

"You are also in your thirties, and you haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, but don't worry, since Uncle Chen and I promised to marry your mother, her business is my business."

"In the future, when I have money, I will definitely help you marry a daughter-in-law."

"Xiaohuan is married well, don't worry about me, isn't there a piece of your heart left now."

This sentence sounds high-sounding and very righteous.

If you don't know Lao Chen's conduct, when you hear this, you will definitely give him a thumbs up.

But this set of lies can't fool Xiaolong, who knows the roots.

Who Lao Chen is, others don't know, but their mother and son are clear.

For so many years, he didn't do anything except a few acres of thin fields, he knew that one was full and two were down, and then he was pestering Xiaolong's mother. Even if Chen Xiaohuan was admitted to university, Lao Chen never paid a dime.

It is precisely because he has no money that when Chen Xiaohuan first entered the university, he was dressed in tatters and was looked down upon by his classmates.

In order to get tuition fees and be able to eat, she always tries her best to get a partner, and sees who has money, and pounces on whomever she wants.

When he got his boyfriend's money, or spent all of the other party's money, he immediately changed it, and it was for this reason that Chen Xiaohuan had a very bad reputation in school.

By the time she graduated from her senior year, people said she was in her thirties.

This so-called age is actually taken from a homophonic stalk, to be exact, it should be more than thirty "sleep".

When Chen Xiaohuan was in school, she didn't spend Lao Chen's money, but after she married Ding Yong, Lao Chen didn't ask her for money.

The living expenses of 2,000 yuan a month are sometimes spent less than the end of the month.

In fact, Lao Chen is alone, he doesn't pay attention to food and clothing, he usually likes to drink a little wine, and his consumption is not so high.

But with Xiaolong's mother and son, they are watching from the sidelines, and the two thousand yuan is not enough.

Xiaolong is beautiful, although he is old, he still loves to dress up, and Xiaolong will always ask Lao Chen for a thousand yuan every month.

If Lao Chen didn't agree, he would kick Lao Chen out directly.

I usually don't work to make money, and I don't have much savings at home, but now Xiaolong wants a bride price, so where should I go?

"Xiaolong, it's not right for you to do this." Lao Chen said, took out one from the cigarette case on the table, stuffed it into his mouth, pouted and said, "I have been with your mother for so many years, according to my meaning, I plan to give you another brother." ”

"But your mother disagreed, saying that you must take care of your feelings, so I don't have a son until now."

"I'll give you more than 1,000 yuan a month, which is not bad for you, right?"

"We can't be unreasonable, don't you say?"

"Don't talk about those useless things, you go to the red light district to find a young lady, and you have to give people prostitution, I want you a thousand yuan a month, is it much?" Xiaolong snorted coldly, "I'll tell you Lao Chen, if you can't get the bride price, you just get out of here, and don't step into my door again." ”

As soon as these words came out, Lao Chen's face changed suddenly, he never thought that this bastard thing would be so ruthless!

"I'm not leaving!"

"You're not leaving, are you?" The corners of Xiaolong's mouth showed a ruthless color, "Isn't it playing with me?" ”

Lao Chen took a puff of his cigarette, revealing an attitude of what can you do with me.

"Fuck you." Xiaolong grabbed a plate of vegetables in front of him and slammed it into Lao Chen's brain.

Syllable.

The plate shattered.

A large plate of sharp pepper fat sausages slipped off Lao Chen's head.

Lao Chen was suddenly beaten, completely frightened, and was stunned for a long time before he reached out and stroked the half of the fat intestine on the top of his head from under his head.

"Xiaolong, do you know the consequences of beating me?" Lao Chen burst into a shout, "I'll tell you, just by smashing me, I can put you in prison." ”

"You should know who my son-in-law is, I can tell you, dare to come with me like this!"

"Going to jail, huh?" Xiaolong slammed the table over, "You have slept with my mother for so many years, and you have been a hooligan for so many years, do you also have to go to prison?" ”

"Anyway, everyone has to go to prison, so you're welcome!"

As he spoke, he grabbed a chair with his hand, hit Lao Chen's head, and smashed it down.