Chapter 058: Your Son Doesn't Look Like You? A lot of people say that
Huo Guang didn't know much about Zhu Maichen. But in his previous life, he knew an idiom allusion related to him.
- It's hard to recover when covered with water!
is about when he was young, his wife urged him to think he was poor, and secretly asked a matchmaker to find a man who did carpentry work for her. When the matter was almost done, Cui forced Zhu Maichen to write a letter of resignation.
Sometimes!
Divorce is really not a bad thing.
No, after the impoverished Zhu Maichen was forced to write a letter of resignation, he met a noble man within two years. Soon got the opportunity, and then was appreciated by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and began to soar.
However!
As soon as he became the Huiji Taishou, the matter was known to the Cui family. I thought to myself, how can the current carpenter husband compare to Taishou?
So Cui's dream of Mrs. Taishou again, and he went back to find Zhu Maichen.
Day.
Zhu Maichen, who was riding on a tall horse, looked at the unkempt and barefoot Cui Shi, and naturally had no interest. Then he was asked to splash a basin of water on the ground, telling Cui that if he could take back the water that had been splashed on the ground, he would allow Cui to come back.
Can you take it back if you splash it on the ground?
Definitely not!
When Cui Shi heard this, he was immediately ashamed, and then he went insane.
This thing, right? If it is placed in the online article, it can be regarded as a cool article. But now for Huo Guang, it's a bit of a pain.
The current mentality is that I don't want to get into trouble.
But sometimes, right?
Trouble doesn't mean that if you don't mess with it, you won't pester yourself!
Huo Guang is also speechless!
Ming Mingwei scolded his old horseman, why did this old man scold himself for being a little bastard?
It's a prime minister's long history!
Back then, he was also in the position of Jiuqing, can he speak with quality?
Never mind!
Since you brought it on yourself, then don't blame me for using the way the Zuan people greeted you.
Back!
He glanced at Zhu Shanqian and Zhu Maichen, father and son.
As soon as his eyes moved, Huo Guang thought of something interesting.
I saw him coughing twice in a pretended manner, and after clearing his throat, he shouted: "Zhu Changshi, this Ah Lang next to you should be your son Zhu Shan, right?" ”
"Nonsense!" Zhu Maichen snorted lightly.
I thought that the young man in front of him, who made General Li Guang so angry, could say something embarrassing.
I didn't expect it.
That's it? Scold...
It's too ordinary, how can he scold those village women in the countryside when he was poor and miserable before.
However, Zhu Maichen was not allowed to think too much.
Huo Guang then asked: "Ling Lang Zhu Shan, with a delicate face, looks very good-looking. ”
This way.
Before Zhu Maichen could speak, Wei Yan spoke first and asked, "Old cousin, this old guy is disrespectful to the old man, and he scolds you, why do you still say nice things?" ”
"Go, go, don't talk nonsense, you can watch me perform and it's over." Huo Guang scolded his pig teammate impatiently.
And at this time!
Prime Minister Shi Zhu Maichen laughed and said, "You should be the champion Hou Di Huo Guang, right?" Is this a compliment to the old man? ”
"Hehe..."
"You may be mistaken, the old man doesn't like to be complimented. To tell the truth, like those literati and scholars in the court, I am cold when I talk too much. When I went up the mountain to chop firewood, I was scolded by those village peasant women for being comfortable. ”
"If you want to scold the old man with unbearable words, just come."
"The old man will not be disgraced by your words!"
This is? Do you want to scold...
He thinks he's in a good state of mind, right?
Yes!
Huo Guang had never seen such a cheap request, so he immediately shook his head and said with a smile: "Zhu Changshi is too careful, boy, I am neither complimenting nor thinking of scolding you." ”
"I said that Ling Lang is good-looking, just like you said that the general's sister is the queen's mother, this is a fact!"
"But have you ever thought about a key question..."
"Ling Lang is good-looking, but he's not like you!"
As soon as this remark came out.
The elderly Zhu Maichen over there, with a wrinkled face, had some subtle changes in his expression.
Time.
His mouth was open, not knowing how to respond, and not knowing how to answer.
Forthwith.
looked at his son Zhu Shan, and then at the four dolls of the Wei family, and immediately said, "Didn't you come to ask for an explanation?" Say this..."
The words are not finished yet.
Huo Guang said again, and said, "Zhu Changshi, there won't be many people, they don't say it's like it, right?" ”
In a flash.
Zhu Maichen's dry and wrinkled neck turned red.
Obvious blood surge!
I saw Zhu Maichen trembling and saying: "You little scoundrel, you will just spread rumors and make trouble, and the old man ignores your nonsense." ”
said.
With a wave of his long sleeves, he walked towards the house with his son.
But since Huo Guang opened his mouth, he didn't plan to let it go, so he naturally continued to raise his voice and shouted, "Is Mrs. Zun at home?" Don't you often stay at home? ”
"Come on, fork out, fork out for this little scoundrel!" Zhu Maichen couldn't maintain his mentality anymore, and immediately shouted to protect the slaves and maids to drive out the four dolls of the Wei family.
Then.
Huo Guang immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Eh, don't send it, we'll leave by ourselves!" ”
"Zhu Changshi, your people, it's better to send them to find their wife, otherwise when the matter spreads, it won't sound good!"
"Come, little Weiden, let's go back."
After speaking.
Huo Guang took Wei Deng's cousin's hand and began to walk outside.
Seeing the four dolls of the Wei family leaving, Zhu Maichen, who has a long history as prime minister, didn't dare to do anything to them at all.
Three of them are Hou, and one is the champion Hou's brother.
What could he do?
underneath.
His handsome-looking son, who didn't know why his father's eyes were red, pulled his father's clothes and asked, "Dad, why are you crying?" ”
"Cry your mother!" Zhu Changshi, who has always spoiled his young son, couldn't hold back anymore, yelled at his son, and frightened him to the ground and cried.
However.
Zhu Maichen didn't coax the young son, but just called the slave and maid and asked, "Madam, where did you die?" ”
"Lang Jun, madam, she... It seems that he was invited by Mrs. Li to go to her house for tea. The slave replied.
Hear this.
Zhu Maichen was even more angry, and immediately scolded: "What is a woman's family doing when she goes to other people's houses every day? Go, call the lady back for me, I'm angry with the old man! ”
The other side.
Huo Guang and the three brothers in the Wei Mansion, after leaving the Zhu Mansion, got into the carriage.
All four were crammed into the carriage.
Thereinto.
Wei Yan couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "Old Cousin, you didn't scold Old Man Zhu, why did he get angry after saying two words?" ”
Huo Guang raised his eyebrows and replied lightly: "It's broken!" ”
"Breaking the defense? What does it mean? ”
Wei Yan was very curious and didn't understand the meaning.
However, Huo Guang was too lazy to answer this fool, and said: "Oh, you will understand when you grow up, you are still young, and you don't understand it now!" ”
"Aren't you about my age!" Wei Yan pursed his lips.
Huo Guang ignored him, closed his eyes and began to recuperate. Soon, when the carriage passed by here, Huo Guang shouted to the coachman to stop.
He was going to the restaurant to see if there was anything going on.
When Wei Yan saw him get out of the car, he also got out of the car, and at the same time said to the two brothers in the carriage: "Brother, I'm going to get off the car and look at business with your cousin Huo Guang, you two go home!" ”
However.
Wei Budo and Wei Deng said, "Brother, we also want to follow Cousin Huo Guang to watch business. ”
"Oops? You are still young, where do you understand business. You'll know this when you grow up. So you have to grow up quickly, and when the time comes, the three of us brothers plus Huo Guang Lao Biao will do business together! Wei Yan said in imitation of Huo Guang's tone just now.
After all that's said.
He chased after Huo Guang and followed him to learn how to do things.
Pity.
Two days later, Wei Yan felt a little bored again, so he didn't bother to learn Huo Guang's set. went directly to the shop where the breeze was printed and went to play with Liu Lingling.
And in these two days.
Regarding the fact that Prime Minister Changshi Zhu Maichen's son Zhu Shanluo is not like his father, after the four of them made a fuss, it was completely spread in Chang'an City.
The so-called human words are terrifying.
Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and they are passed on, don't talk about these. Even the fact that Mrs. Zhu Maichen often went to several mansions to drink tea was picked up.
Outrageous!
Of course.
These have nothing to do with Huo Guang, and he doesn't bother to care about them.
As usual.
Every day, I will take the time to check the affairs of the restaurant, and by the way, I will organize new programs. You can't be in a restaurant, and it's a singer dancing every day, right?
That's too monotonous.
However, just as Huo Guang was preparing these things, Fu San said to him: "Childe, there are two things I want to tell you about. ”
Huo Guang nodded and said, "Say it!" ”
Seeing this, Busan began to speak unhurriedly: "The first thing is that I found that the close ministers often come to our restaurant, and they don't hesitate to spend a lot of money to chat with some singers who are good looking and famous. ”
"Hmm."
Huo Guang nodded, not paying much attention.
Man.
All!
Even if this Sanghong sheep is very deep in the city, it is normal that some flowery intestines can't be hidden.
Seeing that his son-in-law didn't react, he began to say again: "The second thing is that some singers are reluctant to perform songs and dances on stage. I asked why, and they told me it seemed to be a bit wrong with silk stockings. ”
Having a problem with silk stockings?
After Huo Guang heard this, he frowned slightly and said, "Didn't you ask any questions?" ”
"I asked, and those sisters said that the latest batch of silk stockings seemed to have thorns. Wearing it will prick your legs, stab, and it will itch for a long time. "No, three times.
Stabbing?
The silk fabric made of silk should be extremely silky!
How can you tie your legs?
It's not clothes made of the worst fabrics, such as linen or kudzu.
Huo Guang was a little curious, thinking that if he was not the shopkeeper of the tailor's shop, he deliberately changed the material for the high-priced silk he set!
This possibility cannot be ruled out.
Thereupon.
He said to him: "Go, bring that batch of silk stockings, and I'll see what the reason is!" ”
"No!"
After a few responses, he obeyed his words and brought all the goods.
Subsequently.
Huo Guang piled them all on the table and looked at them one by one.
In terms of feel, it's quite silky, and it doesn't feel anything, right? How can it be punctured when worn on the legs?
Come to think of it.
I looked down at my legs again, I can't try it on myself, can I?
That's perverted!
Huo Guang immediately shook his head, dispelling this thought.
But.
He remembered about Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, who used his face to test whether the toilet chips were smooth.
This Li Yu can use his face to try to wipe his ass.
Huo Guang thought that he would hit the silk stockings with his face to see if they were smooth, and there seemed to be no problem.
Thereupon!
So he closed his eyes, picked up the silk and put it on his face, to see if it was really like what those singers said, there were thorns piercing the legs?
Then don't try and don't know!
This completely silk silk fabric is really comfortable next to the skin. It is definitely not comparable to the worst fabrics such as kudzu cloth and linen cloth.
Try it.
Suddenly!
His right eye was beating wildly, as if something terrible had struck. Not strongly, but beating hard, as if disaster was just around the corner.
So he subconsciously opened his eyes.
Saw.
A slap had already been slapped in his face.
"Rub..."
Huo Guang was suddenly angry, this was showing off his might outside, and when he returned to his restaurant, he was beaten inexplicably, what is this called.
Thereupon.
Immediately glared at the person who slapped him.
However.
Unexpectedly, the beater turned out to be a delicate and exquisite girl. His appearance is even better than Dong Xun's.
"Is that her?"
Huo Guang couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, it was the woman who got off the carriage of the Sang family's convoy on the way to Dong Laomeng's school that day when it snowed.
That.
He saw the little beauty with his own eyes, handing the begging for some money.
The heart should be kind.
As for why Huo Guang remembered it so clearly? That's not because she's pretty.
It's like a classmate in junior high school or high school, many years later, you don't know who you are. But most people still remember who the best-looking girl in the class was...
"You scoundrel, you actually put a woman's clothes on your face and rub it, hey, it's disgusting!" The little girl glared at Huo Guang and wanted to fight again!
Wipe!
Huo Guang couldn't help it.
He's not the one who pities the jade!
But.
Just when he wanted to return it, he suddenly had an idea, and he had a better way to teach this little girl who was a little kind-hearted, but not much.
So he took advantage of the situation, fell to the ground, grabbed the air with both hands and wanted to get up.
At the same time, the eyes are slightly up.
In short, it's pretending to be blind. Now he was slapped by the girl and fell to the ground, because to pretend to be blind, he naturally had to pretend to be very difficult to get up.
This scene!
The little girl covered her mouth in disbelief.
She realized that she might have misunderstood and slapped a blind man with a big mouth!
No matter how rude and willful she is at home, at this moment, she can't help but blush and be ashamed. So he thought about stepping forward to help Huo Guang, and wanted to apologize: "Ah, I didn't know you couldn't see it, I, I'm sorry..."
As he spoke.
Huo Guang pushed her away, and then ignored it, touching the table and chair and walking towards the door.
Exactly at this time!
The Wei Ling, who had finished playing in the Qingfeng Xiangyin Shop, happened to come back and met this scene.
On the spot, he pointed at the beautiful little girl and scolded: "Who are you, dare to beat my old watch in my Yichun Hou Wei's restaurant?" See I don't teach..."
Wei Yan looked indignant, and rushed over to make a move for Huo Guang.
Fortunately, when he passed by Huo Guang, he was dragged by Huo Guang.
and then pushed him out in a way that others couldn't see, and whispered at the same time: "You two fools, you can't see me acting." Hurry up, help me out..."