Chapter 097: Please Go to the Toilet? I can't do it for Huo Guang

"My courage towards the Great Ancestor? What do you mean, Wei Yan?" Gongsun Jingsheng asked puzzled.

However.

At this moment, Wei Yan was like a Wenqu star descending to earth, and Zhisuo was as confident as honey, and said to Gongsun Jingsheng: "Don't ask, cousin, please come with me."

Thereupon.

Under Gongsun Jingsheng's suspicious gaze, he was taken to the toilet in the General's Mansion.

Time.

Gongsun Jingsheng was a little confused by the second monk.

He looked at Wei Yan and asked very curiously, "Are you asking me to go to the toilet?" Do you think you can evade the Tingwei's arrest?"

After hearing this, Wei Yan shook his head and said, "What kind of thing is hiding in the toilet, with the ability of Tingwei, as long as you are in Chang'an City, digging three feet into the ground will find you."

Talking!

Wei Yan patted his chest confidently and said, "Cousin, this latrine can be opened to the outside. I think that at the beginning, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, invited Gao Zu to the banquet with a Hongmen banquet."

"Do you know how Gao Zu escaped?"

"I used the toilet as an excuse to escape from the latrine. Being able to tolerate the taste of pickled herbs is something that Ben Hou admires."

"I just don't know if my cousin has it."

After listening to Wei Yan's words, Gongsun Jingsheng, who was commensurate with his cousin, was stunned, and his face couldn't help but turn black into coal.

Let him escape from the latrine?

Then if you spread the word, do you want to be a man...

Immediately, I saw Gongsun Jingsheng very resistantly and said, "No, no, no, I will never accept this way, and it is a big deal to be arrested and put in prison by Tingwei. Anyway, my aunt is the queen of the day, what am I afraid of?".

However.

When Wei Yan saw that he was leaving, he immediately followed behind him and muttered, "That's okay, cousin, don't be angry, I also kindly came up with an idea."

"After all, the law of my dynasty was established after the Qin Dynasty, although it is relatively lenient, but it is still very strict."

"You have embezzled the cost of recruiting soldiers from the army, with the importance that the emperor attaches to the army today, I don't know if my aunt can protect my cousin."

Speaking of which.

Gongsun Jingsheng, who was about to break the curtain and leave, stopped again.

Oh, yes.

What he did was money allocated to the army. With the temper of the current emperor, if he is found out, he will definitely be punished by death, and his aunt may not be able to protect herself.

Thinking of this, Gongsun Jingsheng suddenly complained with a black line: "But cousin, this idea of yours is too ransy, how can you come from... Who can endure the escape from the filth?"

However.

Wei Yan smiled innocently and said, "Yes, didn't I say it just now, I'm towards Gaozu!"

Gongsun Jingsheng heard this.

He stomped his feet angrily and said, "Gao Zu is Gao Zu, is his old man comparable to ordinary people? I can't do it anyway!"

"Then I can't think of any other way." Wei Yan shrugged his shoulders and put on a look of helplessness.

Gongsun Jingsheng was anxious.

After thinking about it for a long time, he made up his mind and said, "Remember, cousin, you must not tell anyone about this today. Also, keep an eye on the exit for me, and don't let anyone in at this time."

Hear this.

Wei Yan's eyes lit up suddenly, and he asked, "Cousin Gongsun, have you made up your mind to break the boat?"

"Hmm."

Gongsun Jingsheng had no choice but to nod.

At this time.

The humble guards immediately clapped their hands and said, "My cousin is really courageous, if he escapes this time, he will definitely do a lot."

"Shut up and watch the door for me."

Gongsun Jingsheng immediately roared angrily.

Thereupon.

After saying "yes", Wei Liang obediently went to guard the door for his cousin.

But no one came outside.

There was a rumor of Gongsun Jing in the latrine

only to hear him scolding and shouting, "Weber, where is the exit you said, why can't I find it?"

Wei Yan heard this.

He hurriedly walked in, and looked at the cousin Gongsun covered in filth, and suddenly his stomach was filled with nausea.

"How could you not find it, if there was no exit, how could Gao Zu escape from the Hongmen Banquet of the Overlord of Western Chu back then?" Wei Yan was also a little curious.

However.

For Xiao Chubby Dun's disbelief, Gongsun Jingsheng was already in a very bad mood, and immediately scolded: "Don't believe you come down to find out?"

"Uh... That's it." Wei Yan won't go down anyway.

And at this time.

Gongsun Jingsheng asked, "Who did you listen to about Gaozu's escape from the Hongmen Banquet?"

Wei Yan didn't think much about it, and replied directly, "Huo Guang, he told me. He also said that the person he admired the most was Liu Bang, the ancestor of Han Gao, who could still come up with a way to escape from the toilet in such a dangerous situation, which was very human's ability!"

"It's Huo Guang again..." Gongsun Jingsheng muttered, suddenly his eyes widened, and he said angrily, "Toilet?"

"Yes, toilet!"

At this time, Wei Yan was still a little unclear.

But Gongsun Jingsheng was already stunned, glared at the little fat dun and scolded, "Wei Yan, you idiot who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to learn. The toilet is a toilet for raising pigs, and you don't raise pigs in the general's house, where does the exit come from!"

Hear the words of Gongsun Jingsheng.

Wei Yan was also a little embarrassed at the moment, and muttered, "Ahhhhh

However.

At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng was already furious, and immediately disregarded the image, he rushed up at Wei Ling, and scolded in his mouth: "Ahhh

Looked at.

Wei Yan immediately screamed and fled from here, for fear that his clean clothes would be touched by Cousin Gongsun.

At the same time, he shouted as he ran, "Cousin, you believe me, I really have good intentions..."

「......」

Before this farce was staged.

Huo Guang here, as soon as he finished talking to Ting Wei about the matter of the imperial historian Zhang Tang, he was immediately called by the general Wei Qing.

After coming to the side of the general Wei Qing, Huo Guang respectfully shouted, "Uncle."

"Hmm." Wei Qing responded, and then said, "Your aunt said that the bowl of noodles sent today is good, it is very smooth and comfortable to eat, and the taste is extremely delicious. So my uncle wants to ask, can I ask for this recipe for longevity?"

Huo Guang immediately smiled and said, "Of course you can, not only can you give the recipe, if the cook in the house is not good, I can also let the cooking room here be made for my aunt." Oh, by the way, what about my aunt?"

Wei Qing smiled elegantly: "After eating noodles, I feel a little sleepy again, so I will let your aunt go to take a rest."

"Oh." Huo Guang nodded,

At this time.

Wei Qing sighed: "I haven't seen your brother recently, which makes you a little cold."

When Huo Guang heard this, he arched his hand and said, "My brother was arranged by His Majesty to train the army a few days ago, and I can't rush back today to congratulate my aunt on her birthday, so please don't be surprised."

The general immediately shook his head, waved his hand and said, "What's so strange about this, it's not that I don't know about going to train the army."

That being said.

But Wei Qing's eyes still flashed a trace of loneliness.

Your Majesty is now more and more fond of hussar generals, so that he, the great general, has been alone in Chang'an for many years, and has not been able to go to the battlefield to lead troops to fight.

Although the champion Hou Huo is sick is his nephew.

But the main problem is that he has not been on the battlefield to lead troops to fight for a long time. Especially for a general like him, who has a reputation abroad, it is very uncomfortable to see his nephew repeatedly perform miraculous feats on the battlefield.

That's not jealousy.

It's an itch, an itch like a tarsal worm. But he was helpless, like a tree that suffers whiteness

Like ants gnawing, God gave the tree to grow, but did not brush his itchy hands.

If Wei Qing is the big tree.

Then Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, is high in the sky.

Huo Guang could see the loss in the heart of his unrelated uncle at this time, and immediately spoke: "General, rest assured, the coming year is when my Han Dynasty will fight to the death with the Huns, and Your Majesty will definitely not idle you in Chang'an."

Heard Huo Guang's words.

Wei Qing smiled faintly and scolded, "You little negotiator, when does General Ben want you to say something nice."

"That's it!"

"Born in a poor and early family, you are indeed much more sensible than those children in my house, let Wei Yan follow you, it seems right, you can learn something good."

When Huo Guang heard Wei Qing say this, his old face immediately turned red. He himself didn't dare to guarantee that this Wei couple would be able to learn something good from behind him.

The ancients.

Those who are close to Zhu are close to the ink and those who are black.

With Huo Guang's code of conduct, in the eyes of these old humans from 2,000 years ago, I am afraid that if it is not black, it cannot be black anymore.

However, at this time.

The courtyard of the General's Mansion was in a commotion.

The servant Sun He and his wife Wei Ru shouted in the General's Mansion, "Wei Qing, look at what your little bastard has done to my son."

"General Wei, if you don't come out again, the old man will go to His Majesty to complain."

"When the time comes, the title of your precious son will be lost, don't blame my brother-in-law for being ruthless!"

Time.

The General's Mansion was noisy and unusual, and there was also an unpleasant smell.

Wei Qing naturally heard the roar of the servant Sun He, and immediately frowned unhappily. If it weren't for Wei Ru being his sister, he wouldn't have really made a fuss.

Didn't think much of it.

He walked out, accompanied by Huo Guang.

"Gongsun Taifu, the inner man has just fallen asleep, don't make a loud noise, okay?" Wei Qing said as much as he tried to endure the temper in his heart.

Your Majesty has a lot of opportunities.

Naturally, he didn't have time to stay in the General's Mansion for a while, and after chatting with Huo Guang for a while, he had already returned to the palace.

If it weren't for Gongsun He, he would have known this.

Presumably.

He didn't dare to shout here.

However, hearing what Wei Qing said, Gongsun He and his wife were even more annoyed.

So he didn't care that this general was his brother-in-law, and directly scolded, "You're still not happy? Look at your great son, and you have tricked my son into a dung pit and made me filthy."

Wei Ru's voice was softer, but he also echoed: "Brother, it's not that the sister said you, how did you discipline Uncle Wei, you see what you have bullied my son into."

However, at this moment, Wei Qing looked stunned and didn't understand what was going on.

Forthwith.

He then opened his mouth and asked, "Gongsun Taifu, what is going on?"

"What's the matter, isn't it all the guard in your house, who said that the toilet can lead to the outside, and tricked my son into jumping into the dung pit." Gongsun He was extremely angry at this time and recounted the course and development of the matter.

Although Gongsun He was only in the position of Jiuqing, he followed the current emperor very early.

When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was still the crown prince, this Gongsun He was the prince's widow.

On qualifications.

Gongsun He is older than Wei Qing, in terms of dignity, his wife is Wei Qing's sister, and she is also the queen's sister today, no worse than Wei Qing.

After Wei Qing listened to what Gongsun He said, he almost understood what was going on.

Forthwith.

Then he asked suspiciously, "Isn't Jingsheng's nephew very smart, how could he be deceived by my son's guard?"

Suddenly.

The eyes of the audience began to focus on this dirty and smelly Gongsun Jingsheng.

At this time.

I saw Gongsun Jingsheng pointing at Huo Guang and said, "It's him, Wei Yan said that he reported me to Tingwei

, I will lose my sense of proportion and believe Wei Yan's words."

In a flash.

Huo Guang was stunned, he didn't expect that there was his own business here?

Boy!

Immediately, in the face of everyone's eyes and the anger of the Gongsun family, Huo Guang snorted lightly and coldly: "Joke, when did I report you to Tingwei, why didn't I know about this?"

"Then I don't know, Wei Yan said that you reported it!" At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng was like a poisonous snake, biting Huo Guang to death.

This made Huo Guang helpless.

However, Wei Qing is more aware of righteousness, and he asked people to find Wei Yan right away.

It's just that at this moment, Wei Yan knows that he has caused trouble, and he is also afraid.

Hearing that everyone asked him why he said that Huo Guang reported to Tingwei, he immediately defended: "I saw Lao Biao talking to Tingwei Xuanxuan outside the mansion, and at the same time pointed to his cousin, so I felt that he reported this matter to Tingwei."

Then.

As a mother, Wei Ru glared at Huo Guang at this time and said, "You guy from the countryside, my Wei clan is not kind to you, why do you want to report it to Ting Wei!"

"Auntie, Tingwei, I did have contact today, but that was because they reduced the publicity to investigate the case of the imperial historian Zhang Tang. The eldest aunt also knows about this, and His Majesty asked Tingwei to investigate it." Huo Guang said, suddenly paused.

He finally found a problem.

Thereupon.

Then he spoke again, "No, what did I report to Tingwei? Did Cousin Jingsheng do something unseemly?"

Time.

His gaze returned to the foul-smelling Gongsun Jingsheng again.

Probably afraid that the little chubby Dunwei couple would say the wrong thing, he preemptively spoke: "Mother, father, uncle, it's like this, I had something like that with a singer in Chang'an Le a few days ago, and I was afraid that you would oppose it, so I broke off the relationship again."

Hear that.

Everyone suddenly brightened.

Originally.

It's this guy who has done evil things, as the saying goes, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

It's no wonder that Gongsun Jingsheng has such a bad retribution.

Time.

Gongsun He and Wei Ru, the husband and wife, also had some unbearable faces.

Immediately scolded Wei Yan: "Wei Yan's nephew, even if my son is wrong, then why did you harm him and take him to the toilet."

I saw Wei Yan staring at Huo Guang timidly at this time, and then said, "Didn't I hear Huo Guang Lao Biao say that Gao Zu escaped from Xiang Yu's Hongmen banquet from the toilet back then, I really wanted my cousin to escape..."

However.

When Wei Yan spoke, his father, the great general, had already kicked over.

The General's Mansion.

Then there was the familiar and unfamiliar sound of Wei Yan killing pigs.

......

......

A few days later, there were no jokes about Gongsun Jingsheng circulating in Chang'an City.

Because the general Wei Qing and the Gongsun family mobilized their energy, they blocked this matter and did not let more people know.

This matter has been forgotten in a corner of history.

And this day.

According to His Majesty's entrustment, Huo Guang wanted to select a great Confucian from the various schools of Confucianism in the way of competition and confrontation to be the teacher of the future prince of the Han Dynasty.

Thereupon.

He first came to the mansion of the Duke of Bianqiu Jiang and knocked on the door.

Not for a while.

I saw Jiang Wanqiu, who had snow-white skin, poked her head out, and when she saw that it was Huo Guang, she was shocked and said, "Eh, why are you? I lied to my grandfather last time, and you still dare to come!"