Chapter 505: Test You

Yao Jing made a rough estimate, her father called herself, about a dozen calls, and the rest were all from her mother.

With so many phone calls, something must have happened at home.

She was nervous and dialed her mother's phone, "Mom, is there something wrong with you?" ”

"Xiaojing, what did you do last night?" After the mother said this, she began to cry bitterly, "Your father had a heart attack last night and almost died. ”

Hearing this, Yao Jing jumped off the bed, "I'll go back now." ”

Hanging up the phone, she hurriedly got dressed, and when Xu Wei saw this, she also got dressed, "What happened?" ”

"My dad is hospitalized." Yao Jing said with a touch of crying.

Listening to her words, Xu Wei secretly screamed badly.

For a person like Yao Zhensheng who is in a high position, his physical condition is very important, and if there is a bad thing, his political life may be over.

The two of them didn't care about eating, and after going downstairs, they jumped into the car and hurried back to Hanjiang Province.

When the car arrived at the door of the hospital, Yao Jing said to Xu Wei, "You go back first, and I'll call you when I get back." ”

With that, she picked up her bag and rushed into the inpatient department.

Xu Wei looked at her hurried figure, sighed, turned around and took a car, and went straight to the hotel where he parked.

Sitting in his car, Xu Wei was thinking about whether to call Shui Lu, and when he suddenly remembered that Zhao Erchuan, this guy, seemed to have called him last night and said that he had come to the provincial capital.

The phone was dialed to Zhao Erchuan, and Xu Wei asked unhappily, "Zhao Er, have you come to the provincial capital?" ”

"Yes." Zhao Lao Er said with a crying voice, "Secretary Xiao Xu, if you don't come again, I will starve to death." ”

Xu Wei asked him for the address, and drove away.

The car turned a few corners and finally stopped in front of a park, he jumped out of the car and walked around the park for most of the circle, but he didn't see Zhao Erchuan's figure.

When I was wondering where this thing was, I suddenly saw a lot of people gathered not far away.

With his understanding of Zhao Erchuan, this product must be lively here.

Xu Wei walked over, and sure enough, he saw Zhao Erchuan.

I saw this thing, kneeling on the ground, with chalk written in front of it, and there were a lot of dense words.

Xu Wei fixed his eyes and looked at it, it was written, my name is Wei Shufen, I am studying in a university in the provincial capital, my parents died last year, because I can't pay the tuition, I beg all uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, lend a helping hand, pity me, this is my student ID .......

However, where the student ID card was placed, there was a pie.

This thing is taking others for fools!

How can he use a cake as a student ID, besides, he looks like a cow, no matter in terms of age, body shape, temperament, etc., he doesn't look like a student.

The uncles and aunts in the park pointed at Zhao Erchuan a lot, and one of them said, "Young man, it's not good to do something, why are you begging." ”

Hearing that someone was talking to him, Zhao Erchuan immediately cried, and his voice was like thunder, "Uncle, have mercy on me, I can't afford to eat anymore." ”

"If you can't afford to eat, you can't be a liar." An aunt said disdainfully.

"How could I be a liar!" Zhao Erchuan stood up suddenly, "I really can't eat!" ”

"You're a college student?" The aunt tilted her head, stared at her, and asked in a disdainful tone.

Zhao Erchuan blinked his eyes a few times, and secretly wondered in his heart, begging for food in the provincial capital, are the requirements so high, how can there be academic requirements?

Do you say yes or no?

Damn, I can't give up the child and can't trap the wolf, it's done!

"I, of course!" Zhao Erchuan's chest was straight.

The aunt pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose and asked seriously, "Then let me ask you, what is the slope formula?" ”

"What?" Xu Wei didn't understand.

"The Slope Formula in Mathematics!" Aunt said again.

Evil Donkey Offensive?

What do college students learn?

Thanks to the next-door neighbor, who had raised a donkey before, otherwise he would have been stumped by this problem.

Clearing his throat, Zhao Erchuan smiled, "This question can't help me." ”

"If you want the donkey to make trouble, you have to make the donkey angry!" Zhao Erchuan shook his head and said, "If you want the donkey to get angry, there are two ways, and you have to figure out whether this donkey is a male donkey or a female donkey." ”

"If you want the female donkey to get angry, it's more difficult, it is estimated that you have to beat it hard, it is too much, you beat it honestly, it is afraid when it sees you, how can you get angry?"

"So, to make the female donkey angry, you have to master a degree, but to make the male donkey angry, it is too easy."

"You just have to hit the two black balls under its crotch with a stick, and the donkey can jump three feet high."

Originally, he didn't look like a college student, but now when he opened his mouth, he actually said the problem of the donkey, and suddenly the people around him laughed and leaned back.

Zhao Erchuan saw that they were all laughing at him, and immediately asked loudly, "What are you laughing at, am I wrong?" ”

Auntie wiped a handful of laughing tears, "Your evil donkey offensive is finished?" ”

"Surely not." Zhao Erchuan said seriously, "I only talked about how to make the donkey angry, and I haven't talked about the donkey's offensive yet." ”

He pinched his waist with one hand, and whined in the air with the other, "Donkeys are actually more ferocious!" ”

"Although it is not big and its teeth are not sharp, a donkey has the unique skills of a donkey."

"What's the donkey's trick?" He pulled his neck, like a king who was fine, nodded and asked the crowd.

Everyone shook their heads and said they didn't know.

"The donkey's trick is a trick!" Zhao Erchuan asked everyone again, do you know what a stumbling is?

The crowd shook their heads again.

"I'll show you." Zhao Erchuan said, his legs landed on the ground with both hands, and one leg kicked back a few times, which made everyone laugh like thunder.

At this time, Xu Wei thought to himself, I will take you out of Maquan Village for half a step in my life, I will be a donkey!

The face of more than 800 people in Maquan Village was all lost by this goods!

Zhao Erchuan stood up from the ground and clapped his two hands against each other, "This is the evil donkey offensive!" ”

The aunt stretched out her thumb, "Young man, your explanation is really transparent, not bad!" ”

His praise made Zhao Erchuan even more fluttering.

At this time, the aunt suddenly asked again, "Young man, let me ask you again, what is the law of inversion?" ”

Breeding donkeys?

Isn't that just donkey breeding?

No way!

Are all the old men and women in this city so open?

In public, I actually asked myself this kind of question!

patted his hungry rumbling belly, Xu Wei's heart was horizontal, he couldn't eat, what kind of face did he want, do it!