Chapter 3: Inner Beauty

There was a big man sitting at this wine table. The burly figure and drunken eyes are exactly the big mouth that just shouted at Robert to drink.

Big Mouth's name is Bill, and because he is well-informed and open-mouthed, he got the nickname "Big Mouth".

As soon as Robert sat down across from him, Big Mouth immediately picked up the wine bottle, poured wine into the glasses of the two, put one of the glasses in front of Robert, and said with a smile: "Rabbit, you are really there." It's been more than two years since the one-eyed ice wolf king's mission was released, and many masters have tried it, but in the end, they didn't return with a feather, but I didn't expect it to be completed by you today, come!

Rabbit is Robert's nickname among adventurers, and because of his fair skin, thin body, and speed, people who know him well call him Rabbit.

Robert was not polite, picked up the wine glass, drank the wine in one gulp, and after a while, he burped, sighed, seemed to have an endless aftertaste, and said: "Good wine! Good wine! Or the Balop ale here is so delicious, I haven't drunk it for a month, and I can hardly even walk." ”

Big Mouth filled the glasses of the two with wine again, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Robert picked up a piece of beef and put it in his mouth, chewed it heavily, and said vaguely: "Don't you know, although this damn one-eyed ice wolf king is only a third-level demonic beast, his IQ is not weaker than that of a human at all. Usually there are more than 20 little brothers to follow, when they encounter a large number of adventurers, they scatter in a hurry, hiding in the dense forest; when they encounter a small group of adventurers, they will attack in groups, the most cunning but; you set a trap, it always walks in the middle of the wolves, once you see the little brother in the trap, immediately turn around and run; if you poison, it will also find the little brother to eat first; I really have no way, so I hid in a big tree, and observed it for more than three months, and finally I found out, once it is the night of the full moon, this damn one-eyed ice wolf king will go to the top of a cliff and howl at the moon。 So, I came there three days early, dug a hole in the ground and buried myself in it. When the moon was full, the damn Ice Wolf King was really tricked, and just as it was roaring, I stabbed her in the neck. Haha~~, it's a pity that the wine was drunk too fast, and the last month was really difficult, haha~~!" was very proud in the laughter.

Big Mouth smiled: "I'm not as brave as you, I dare to venture to the Warcraft Mountain Range alone." A few days ago, I helped old Locke's family clean up the granary and killed hundreds of mice, but this old guy was so stingy that he gave me a gold coin. ”

Robert patted his chest and said, "Then I'm in for a treat, I just bought a copy of the "Dragon Swinging Tail" martial art, but it's a pity that you are not a thief, otherwise I would have borrowed it from you!"

Big Mouth frowned, and said: ""Shenlong Tail Swinging"? This is the thumb's housekeeping skill in the early years, and the old fork will blow when he sees people, and the power of this skill can be comparable to that of Yijue." Hehe~~, I think it's usually tight, and at best, it can only be regarded as a powerful second-level skill. Rabbit, the last time you bought that "Tiger Strike" martial art, I wanted to ask you, you are all third-level thieves, why do you buy those first- and second-level skills?"

(Note: On the road of illusion, the career level is divided into ten levels, and there will be a bottleneck in each three levels, and once you break through, you will stimulate your own potential and randomly obtain an awakening skill, referred to as a sleep.) For example, when you go from level 3 to level 4, you get 1 japa and when you go from level 6 to level 7, you get 2 japa when you go from level 6 to level 7. οΌ‰

Robert said, "It's always good to learn more skills, don't you know that skills are compatible?"

Big Mouth shook his head, disapprovingly, and said: "The road of martial arts pays attention to killing with one hit, so powerful advanced skills are valuable, spending so many gold coins to buy these garbage, it is better to buy some good equipment is cost-effective, you see, your leather armor has broken a few holes, and it is time to change it!"

Big mouth took a sip of wine, and then said: "This is not my big mouth nonsense, you look at the adventurers on the road, who doesn't want to improve their level as soon as possible, first, they can awaken, and secondly, they can also learn powerful advanced skills." You know, the power of this advanced skill is not comparable to those garbage skills, and you will either be killed or injured if you hit it. Miscellaneous skills like yours are not pure after all, so I advise you to buy one or two powerful third-level skills. ”

Robert smiled slightly and said, "There are thousands of paths to martial arts, each with its own path. My path is to learn all the skills of a thief. ”

While the two were arguing, a fat maid dragged a wooden tray to the table and placed a large plate of roasted meat, a large plate of steak, a large plate of fruit, two roast chickens, and eight bottles of Balop ale on the table.

Robert whistled, took out a silver coin and stuffed it into the maid's belt, and twisted her bucket waist by the way.

The maid scolded with a smile: "Little sullen, borrow your guts, I have a kind of coming to my sister's room tonight!"

The maid was forty years old, fat, fat, and at least half a pound of gouache on her face, and a bucket was as wide as Robert's waist was two.

Big Mouth quipped: "Rabbits can't do it, there are thieves who don't have the guts of thieves, so I'll come to you!"

The maid gave him a blank look and said, "Sister, I like little fresh meat, you don't pee and take pictures, you look like a pig, you are as poor as a dog, or my little rabbit is cute!"

Robert swallowed, cold sweat trickled down his forehead, and he imagined such a picture in his mind: on a large bed, he was lying on his stomach like a dog, and a woman like a pig was riding on her back, with a leather whip in her hand, and she whipped her ass hard, and shouted: "Drive! Little rabbit run, run!"

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Thinking of this, Robert couldn't help but shudder, and said curtly: "I'll eat some first, and I'll come to you again to recuperate!"

"Let's chirp~~" The maid kissed him on the cheek and threw down a sentence: "You must come at night!" After speaking, she twisted her bucket waist and left.

Robert drank a large glass of wine, sighed, with a melancholy look in his eyes, and said, "Hey~~, it's all my damn handsome face!" After speaking, he reached out and slapped himself twice in the face.

The big mouth forked the steak and munched on it for a while, and said with a smile: "Then you go at night!

When Robert heard this, he immediately coaxed, and said with a smile: "it!

Big mouth smiled: "That's good! As the saying goes: the peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic!"

Robert rolled his eyes and said, "Peony, you hairy! The sow is almost the same, I think the sow is crushed to death, and the ghost is also obscene!"

The big mouth said seriously: "Rabbit, you don't understand beauty when you look at it!"

Robert said, "I'm listening!"

The big mouth said: "Your eldest brother and I have been in love for many years, I haven't seen any woman, her face is beautiful, and her slender body is just external beauty, at most she can be regarded as a primary realm!"

Robert asked, "What is the higher realm?"

The big mouth put on the appearance of a master, and said word by word: "Ancient!human!cloud: 'Beautiful!of!more!high!realm!realm!is!inner!in!beautiful!'"

Robert was full of black lines and said: "If you say it, you don't say it! Which woman's inner beauty is exposed, I can see a hair!!"

Big Mouth shook his head and said, "It's very simple! You just need to take off a woman's clothes, whoever has big breasts and big ass is the most beautiful! Of course, with my years of experience as a big brother, I don't need to take off a woman's clothes at all, just by a glance, I can accurately judge the size and size of his inner beauty!"

Robert blinked, thoughtfully, and said, "Makes sense!

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