Zhang Daoren was reluctant to talk to his cynicism, he stretched out his shoulder: "You should pay attention to talking to me, I am your stepfather after all, talk back to me, don't say I tell your mother." ”

"You have the ability to do this, and you will know to tell my mother all day long."

Meng Duo couldn't help but laugh when she heard the two of them say something about you, she wanted to say something, but when she opened her mouth, she found that she couldn't even speak, she frowned slightly, slowly raised her hand, and pulled Lu Shiyi's sleeve......

"What's wrong?" Lu Shiyi turned around and asked with concern.

Meng Duo shook his head, indicating that he was fine.

Just as Lu Shiyi was about to say something, a woman walked past him and said angrily, "Master, can you still go!" You see, because of how much time has been delayed in this matter. We're still in a hurry to catch the car. ”

For her words, the driver was also helpless: "You have also seen it, now this is the case, I can't move if people don't move, this is the rule."

"Rules?"

The woman put her hands on her waist and looked savage, she pointed to the funeral team in front of her, "What fucking bullshit rules!"

Hearing this, the driver was unwilling, he patted the steering wheel angrily, and then said: "Don't talk to me, I don't have time to talk to you about the lives of this car."

Zhang Daoren, who was not going to be nosy, stood up and walked over after thinking about it: "Master, you put this talisman in your mouth, and then rush over with one foot on the accelerator."

"Old man, are you mentally ill, that's a human being, I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to eat in prison."

This driver is also annoying, and directly said that Zhang Daoren has a mental problem, he has a calm face, if it is not to save people, he is grinding a hair here.

"That's not a person, you just need to rush over with one foot on the accelerator."

"Whose old man is this, hurry up and take it away!" The driver was in a hurry, if he wasn't wearing a seat belt, he probably would stand up and push Zhang Daoren down.

Lu Shiyi, who was sitting inside, heard this, he poked his head out and looked, then straightened up, and buttoned the big hat behind his clothes on his head, out of sight.

Zhang Daoren also lost his temper, and he lifted his pants: "Yes, everyone here, since this driver master doesn't believe it, then I can't help it, anyway, I'm not in a hurry, and it doesn't matter to me who dies." I'm nosy, everyone. ”

Maybe his words worked, and everyone in the car fell silent.

Zhang Daoren returned to the car seat extremely depressed, and Lu Shiyi looked at Zhang Daoren with a smile, as if to say, "It's not enough for you to be embarrassed, no one appreciates it." ”

Maybe his words worked, and everyone in the car fell silent.

Zhang Daoren returned to the seat of the car extremely depressed, and Lu Shiyi pulled off his hat and looked at him with a smile: "Don't you don't care about idle things, dogs can't change their." ”

"Lu Shiyi, I'm your father!"

"Stepfather."

Zhang Daoren: "......"

However, he was short of words, and he couldn't talk about him, so depressed that he simply took out the sunglasses in his bag and put them on, out of sight and out of mind.

But as soon as he closed his eyes, someone pulled him with his fingers, and then Lu Shiyi's voice sounded, and he said angrily: "Get out!" ”

"You're scolding the wrong person." Lu Shiyi opened his mouth lazily.

Hearing this, Zhang Daoren opened his eyes and found that in front of him was a woman in her thirties, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

"Uncle, is what you just said true?"

Zhang Daoren raised his eyelids and found that the eyes of a carload of people were staring at him, so he smiled, "Then what do you think?" ”

“.……”

"You don't believe me, what am I wasting my saliva for?"

"We believe, then... Isn't it really human? ”

"yes, are we going to die?"

"How can we leave?"

Passengers, you said a word, and Zhang Daoren's eyes fell on the driver, and one person understood, and immediately said: "Master, hurry up and press it, I don't think this uncle is a liar." ”

"Pressing your uncle's legs, this big living person in front of me, I'm going to press it, I have to be in prison for the rest of my life." The driver was a little angry, and the word 'annoying' seemed to be written on his face.

The person didn't care, and wanted to say something, Zhang Daoren came out again and said: "This is the ghost mourning team, the ghost mourning team refers to the unjust souls who died on this road, today may be the day they die, and those two coffins are actually pretending to be alive, not dead." On this road, once someone gets off the bus, then the mourning team disappears. As for the person who got out of the car, he would be put in a coffin and used as a stand-in. ”

As soon as his words fell, a woman immediately spoke: "I remember, there was a very serious car accident on this road a few years ago, and more than a dozen people died, this ......"

Zhang Daoren pursed his lips and did not speak. After thinking about it, he walked to the driver again, and there were words in his mouth, "Taishang Laojun divides three clear, the big day is like three souls, heaven and earth are three fires, please give the law to see yin and yang!" After saying that, he used a lot of strength to hit the driver, and it was true to open his eyes, and hitting him was revenge, making him say that he was a psychopath!

"Oh!"

The driver stared ahead, mouth open, speechless in surprise. Zhang Daoren took the opportunity to stuff the charm into his mouth, "Quick, drive over." ”

He didn't know what the driver saw, but he was relieved to see him rush over with one foot on the accelerator, and now the whole car was safe.

Looking at the normal road, all of a sudden, the applause in the car was chirping, and someone said: "This little uncle is really amazing." ”

"Yes, uncle, are you a horse fairy, leave a business card, and you can contact you in the future."

Listening to the words of praise, Zhang Daoren held his head high triumphantly, he glanced at the driver, and in the same way, he was also looking at himself, his dark face was flushed, and he held back the words "I'm sorry" for a long time. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm so old, I haven't seen anyone, but ah young man, when you're out and about, you can't listen to people's advice, don't worry, don't be annoyed."

"Got it, uncle." The driver nodded again and again, looking at him with a grateful gaze, if it weren't for him, I don't know what would have happened

Zhang Daoren returned to his seat after handing out his business card, and glanced at Lu Shiyi and Meng Duo, who was so proud that he couldn't wait for everyone to know.

"You're so imposing." Lu Shiyi raised his eyelids, and he felt that it was too much for him to be nosy.

As soon as his words fell, Meng Duo tugged at his sleeve, meaning not to let him quarrel with Zhang Daoren, after all, he was an elder.

Lu Shiyi knew what she meant, looked at her lifeless face, and took advantage of no one to pay attention, took out a packet of plasma from her bag, inserted a straw and put it to her mouth: "Come, drink some." ”