The Sword God Opens the Gate of Heaven Chapter 12: Demon Creation Secret Technique to Avoid Three Calamities
After some inquiry, there doesn't seem to be any master in the small town in Jiangnan who is worthy of Qi Taichu's sword, so the two of them ate snacks for a day in Jiangnan, what sugar gourds, small sugar people, roasted sweet potatoes and the like, especially sugar gourd Liu Jian'an loves to eat, and he ate seven skewers alone!
"It's always called Hua, you said that you are a lot old, why do you like to eat sweet and sour sugar gourds?" Qi Taichu picked between his teeth with a bamboo skewer and gently touched Liu Jian'an with his elbow.
Liu Jian'an showed a shy expression when he heard this, even lowered his head a little, and whispered: "She and I met because of a string of sugar gourds." ”
"Fuzang Daoist also loves to eat sugar gourds?!" Qi Taichu turned his head to look at Liu Jian'an with a curious expression, Liu Jian'an seemed to have thought of something, and he smirked from time to time at that time.
Liu Jian'an looked up at the sky, recalled the past, the corners of his mouth were joyful, and said: "Yes, she likes to eat sugar gourds the most, when I traveled the rivers and lakes, walking on the road, I happened to meet her down the mountain to subdue the demon, when he was defeated by the tiger demon, I helped her submit, she is not very beautiful, but it made me look at it for ten thousand years, love at first sight, I know that I fell in love with her." At that time, I had countless suitors, among whom her qualifications, looks, and temper surpassed her, but I resolutely chose her.
I love flowers, but I prefer trees that bear fruit, flowers are beautiful, but they don't bear fruit. The suitors behind me are all because I have a body of strength, but she is not, and she can let me take the initiative to chase her.
And she went back to the street, and saw that she always kept looking at the sugar gourd on the roadside vendor, but because she wanted to go back to the mountain, she always shook her head to remind herself, you don't know, her appearance, really cute, until now I can remember clearly, and then send her back to the mountain safely, I often bring a string of sugar gourds to meet her, at first she was still shy, and then it was a success, we gave birth to our daughter Liu Yuting three years later, she was appointed as the head of Emei, at first I still saw her, and later found that Liu Yuting was sick and lived only twenty-five, So I started looking for medicine, but I haven't found it until now.
I've looked for almost all of Kanggo's territory, and I'm going to say goodbye to her, and then I'll leave for the Mosi Palace to the west to have a look. ”
"So that's what happened, wait, you say demon? Is there really a demon in the world? In the novel, one palm destroys all things, and there is also a sword town in the universe? Qi Taichu grabbed the new clothes he had just bought for Liu Jian'an, but Liu Jian'an cried out.
"Let go, let go! I got the flesh of Lao Tzu. Qi Taichu let go of his hand, Liu Jian'an rubbed it, and then looked at Qi Taichu in surprise, his eyes looked like he was looking at an idiot, "Your surname is Qi, don't you know the demon?!" ”
"I don't know, what does my surname Qi have to do with demons"
When Liu Jian'an heard this, he thought of something, and then grabbed Qi Taichu's hand and checked the pulse, revealing an expression that was the same, and suddenly realized: "The root bone of an immortal can become an immortal!" ”
"You can talk nonsense, they all say that I am the body of immortal calamity, let me find the technique of avoiding the three calamities, otherwise I can only open the sun for the rest of my life." Qi Taichu exhaled helplessly, he had always shown himself cheerful, calm and calm, but now he couldn't help but show some sadness.
"Hahahahaha! Boy, they say it's immortal calamity because they don't know how to dodge the Three Calamities, Lao Tzu, I will! When I was young, I would travel all over the world, the eight mountains of Kyushu, the immortal mansion, the monster cave, what I don't know?! Liu Jian'an picked his nose, secretly wiped it on the wooden stall of the vendor, and looked back and forth, left and right, for fear that someone would see it.
"Do you really know how to call flowers?" Qi Taichu looked at him suspiciously, he really didn't understand that a person who likes to pick his nose and stuff his mouth can be a master.
"Really, in fact, the way to avoid the three disasters is still the demon law, which was created by the demon ancestor Hengtian, the demon's physique is different from that of people, they have reached the Kaiyang realm, and if they want to break through, the sky will cause divine thunder, a total of seven seven forty-nine ways, if you survive the thunder tribulation, you can break through, that is, this is the reason, resulting in the demon in the same realm as people, it is difficult for people to defeat the demon, because martial arts and the realm are the growth of the inside, the skin will not break through, but after the thunder tribulation, the skin fades and grows, and it will become harder and smoother than before, That is to say, the so-called immortal body, but rather the body of a demon beast! Liu Jian'an pinched his skin, pinched Qi Taichu's face again, and sighed that he was old.
Qi Taichu wiped the place he had just pinched, because he seemed to remember that the hand that pinched him was the hand that picked his nose!
.“ People in the world say that the three disasters refer to thunderstorms, fires, and wind disasters, but in fact, the three disasters refer to thunderstorms, cold disasters, lamp disasters, and thunderstorms. The cold plague is the fire spirit water above the five elements, this water can enter the five internal organs through the human skin, and the person will die violently if it is difficult to bear the cold and fire. It is mainly a test of the soul and spirit, which will make your soul spend thousands or even 10,000 years in a cup of tea, if the spirit and soul are not good, it will die without leaving a trace. Liu Jian'an looked at Qi Taichu, and saw that Qi Taichu was not a trace of timidity and fear, so he nodded approvingly.
"So what is the principle of the technique of dodging the three plagues? How do you dodge? Qi Taichu couldn't figure it out, could it be like the art of change in the novel he read, turning into gold to escape?
"If you have a skill in your heart, you can naturally dodge, but I don't think it's a good thing to dodge, without this training, it will be more difficult to carry it through the next breakthrough. In this way, when you break through, I will be next to you, and if you can't bear it, I will hide for you! Liu Jian'an patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.
Qi Taichu said: "I can already break through, but I've been looking for a way to avoid the three calamities, or I'll break through now?" ”
"Break through a hammer, on this street, you break through, you're afraid that your brain grows hair, and you eat more before you break through, clean up the and everything, don't give you an electricity and a crotch when the time comes, then it is estimated that you can smell the smell from miles away." Liu Jian'an laughed evilly, his eyes stared at Qi Taichu's ass, and he couldn't help but reach out and pat it.
"If you're hungry and thirsty, you can go to those glamorous women who are twisting their asses on the street, and you don't have to have these strange thoughts about my ass." Qi Taichu didn't stay anymore and walked forward.
If you want to break through, it seems that you can only wait to leave Jiangnan and find a place with fewer people.
Having said that, Jiangnan is about to launch the annual poetry and literature conference, which can allow literati and artists from all over the world to come here to "scratch their heads and pose" and highlight their cultural accomplishments to the fullest, and some people can even use this to win the favor of some women, so as to hug the beauty.
The so-called ten miles of Jiangnan lights are endless, that is, the Jiangnan at night, if you add the layout of the literary conference, it is really comparable to the Beijing New Year's lantern riddles, the lotus lantern is so spectacular, I don't know why, this year's poetry and literature conference was held in the evening, Qi Taichu and Liu Jian'an are the same as the two of them, shopping around and taking a look, there is a sentence that is just in time for the occasion, two soil buns into the city, fresh and bad.
The literary world is held, the price of the store's goods is reduced, and some places also open some small activities, as long as you create a poem or say something extraordinary, you can eat a certain number of snacks for free at the food stall.
"Jianghu! Riding a horse to gallop to the east wind, toasting the bright moon, Xiaoyong tasting the spirits, and the sound of pine waves. Liu Jian'an ate the hawthorn on a sugar gourd, shouted in front of a stall, and the literati who stopped to watch around rolled up their long sleeves after hearing this, made a posture that thought they were very chic, opened the fan and fanned it four or five times, the comments were average, and they could barely get by.
So Liu Jian'an can also eat and drink unscrupulously, Qi Taichu saw that the literati and artists sitting around him were looking at him, and he couldn't help but feel a little panicked, he didn't have any cultural book aroma Zhihua, and he didn't even have half a bit of Haoran Qi in writing, he looked at Liu Jian'an at a loss, as if he was asking for help, but Liu Jian'an's attention was all on this food, even if he saw Qi Taichu's gaze and read the hint, he couldn't do anything, because those few lines were poems that he had been holding back for a long time.
"Flowers and leaves, autumn farewell, others are sad, parting." Qi Taichu tentatively spoke, and when he saw that everyone didn't speak, he thought it didn't match, so he cautiously said: "The nine heavens are slightly bright, and the wind is shining for half a lifetime. Falling red has been the fate of the previous life, and there is a day to talk about when the dust is gone. Looking up at the literati and inkmen, he gritted his teeth and decided to pay for it.
"It seems to be better written than that old man."
"It's better."
These people began to gossip and discuss, and these voices came into Qi Taichu's ears, and his hand that was groping in his arms couldn't help but take it out, and happily came to Liu Jian'an's side......
Now that you've got something to eat, you don't have to worry about those shakuji talents who think they've learned a little bit and feel that they're superior, and they always hold a book in their hands that they haven't even read to set off their identity.
At this time, several black-clothed people wandered on the eaves of Jiangnan, and they came to the upper reaches of the Moyun River, a river that runs through Jiangnan, and one of them dived into the water and swam to the shore to sprinkle a bag of medicinal powder into the well while people were unprepared.
There is a custom in Jiangnan that literati and artists will drink the well water of Moyun Well in the center of Jiangnan on this day, and it is better to say that it is well water than to say that it is the river water infiltrated by Moyun River.
They feel that Jiangnan, as such a scholarly town, can give birth to so many cultural figures, and they think that it is a feng shui to raise a person, so they feel that drinking this water can become smart! They call this act pulp drinking.