Chapter 246: Bliss Elixir
Xiao Qin smiled slightly and said loudly: "Brother Feng, have you seen it, your Emperor Senior Brother seems to have given up on you." ”
Xiao Feng also smiled slightly: "It seems to be true, so what are you going to do?" Shoot me here, or take a gamble and let me go into the city to get something? ”
Xiao Qin shook her head: "I never gamble, because gambling on this kind of thing, winning or losing is all about luck, and I have always been in control of the result." ”
Xiao Feng smiled bitterly: "It seems that I am really unlucky, and I met a person like you who has no gambling nature when I need to gamble the most." Then shoot me. ”
Xiao Qin lifted the reins of the horse, took a few steps forward, came to Xiao Feng's side, and looked at Xiao Feng condescendingly.
"Brother Feng, although I don't like gambling, I will still let you go back to the city to get something."
At this time, the distance between the two sides was very close, and Xiao Qin deliberately said it so loudly that it could be heard on both sides, and she couldn't help but be stunned.
What does that mean? Since you don't gamble, you want to let Xiao Feng go back to the city? How is this done?
As for Xiao Qin calling Xiao Feng "Brother Feng", no one thinks it is strange, because Xiao Feng seems to be able to quickly call himself a brother no matter who he meets once.
Jiajing was also stunned, he didn't know if happiness came too suddenly, he was a little suspicious that it had rained in the past few days, and Xiao Qin's brain was flooded. But no matter what, if Xiao Feng can return to the city, everything will be fine!
Xiao Qin took out a porcelain bottle from her arms, poured out a black pill, and smiled, "Do you know what this is?" ”
The faces of the crowd changed color together, and although they didn't know what it was, they probably guessed what he was going to do.
Xiao Qin lowered her voice and said in a voice that only Xiao Feng could hear: "This is the real Bliss Pill, called the Bliss Divine Pill, almost no one has seen it."
The pills of bliss that you usually see, whether yellow or red, are just weakened versions of the pill of bliss.
The darker the color, the stronger the medicinal power, and this black one is the true and pure Elixir of Bliss.
Everything will become a disaster when it reaches the extreme, and everything that is medicine will become poison when it reaches the extreme. The Elixir of Bliss is a miracle poison.
Ate it and be fine for three days. Three days later, the toxicity attacked, and the blood vessels and qi veins throughout the body burst.
If you don't die, there's a way to postpone it. ”
Xiao Feng stared at this pill of Bliss and said with a wry smile: "It's definitely not a good way, otherwise you wouldn't have told me." ”
Xiao Qin smiled: "I can't say that. You can keep with women.
As long as the copulation continues, your toxicity will be temporarily suppressed. But once it stops for more than a quarter of an hour, it will immediately become poisonous. ”
Xiao Feng thought about that scene seriously, and unconsciously imagined a virtual female image.
No, no, no, no, a woman must not be able to bear it, and she has to fantasize about a bunch of women.
That kind of thing is done at night, in the morning, during the day, and at dinner. You don't have to go to the toilet, you have a precious quarter of an hour, and you can solve it. But there's a problem......
"Don't I have to sleep? I can't have a bunch of people on duty, wake me up every quarter of an hour, and get a quarter of an hour of sleep when I'm done. ”
Xiao Qin's always indifferent expression broke the defense, and she looked at Xiao Feng blankly.
What kind of person is this, I'm just explaining to you the horror of this medicine, and you're really thinking about solving the problem in this way?
Xiao Qin took a deep breath, suppressing his annoyed and irritable emotions, he didn't want Xiao Feng to really die on this medicine, it was more important to get the things back.
"Brother Feng, I'm not joking with you. This medicine is so domineering, you don't have to find someone to call you, after the attack of this medicine, you can't sleep at all.
Until the day you die of exhaustion, you will be in a constant process of intercourse.
But you won't survive that day, because in the end you will feel that having sex with a woman is the most painful thing in the world, more painful than death. You'd rather die than touch any more women.
That's why this medicine is called the Elixir of Bliss, Bliss becomes extremely bitter, and so is life. ”
Xiao Feng drove away the group of women who surrounded him in his mind, and then asked questions humbly.
"You must have an antidote in your hand, and when I get something out, you'll give me the antidote, right?"
Xiao Qin shook her head: "There is no antidote to the Divine Pill of Bliss. ”
Xiao Feng's expression also broke through the defense, and he looked at Xiao Qin dumbfounded.
"Then I'll go back to the fart city, won't it be over if you kill me directly?
Or do you think I've been abstinent for too long, and like many people, I'm not satisfied, and I have to see that I've slept with a woman enough to find it exciting? ”
Xiao Qin patted him on the shoulder, smiling and soothing his emotions.
"There is no antidote to this medicine, it can only be dissolved by extracting the poison with the Bliss Divine Skill, and now I am the only one in the world who will be Blissful Divine Skill.
Don't expect the Rouge Sisters, the Rouge Leopard has never practiced at all, and the kind of remnants that the Rouge Tiger practiced can't help you detoxify at all, and only two people will die together. ”33
Xiao Feng looked at Xiao Qin in horror: "Big brother, this can't work, maybe we are close relatives......
Xiao Qin was stunned for a moment, and then she understood what Xiao Qin was talking about, so she could only inhale again to control her anger.
"It's not what you think, I'm pulling out the poison for you with my hands!"
Xiao Feng shook his head firmly: "You can't use your hands, you can't use your mouth, you can't use your mouth, you can't do it if you're a man, let alone you." ”
Xiao Qin finally couldn't help it and yelled: "Back, it's in the back!" Are you really dead, and you're still gagging at this time? ”
Xiao Feng laughed: "Big brother, I thought you could really maintain the demeanor of a master outside the world all the time, it seems that you are also a mortal!" ”
In the midst of laughter, Xiao Feng grabbed the Divine Pill of Bliss in Xiao Qin's hand, and without even the slightest hesitation, he ate it directly!
Xiao Qin was stunned, his hand was still holding the air, Xiao Feng had already turned around and slammed it to the ground, laughed and turned around and walked towards the camp of the Ming army.
There was a commotion among the Tatars behind him, and Xiao Qin hurriedly raised her hand to stop it: "Don't let go of arrows!" ”
The Ming army camp was also stunned, they didn't know the conversation between Xiao Qin and Xiao Feng, but they all saw Xiao Feng take Xiao Qin's medicine!
At this time, Xiao Qin finally came back to his senses, he picked up the captured earthen horn, and used his internal force to ensure that the sound would definitely reach the city wall.
"Xiao Feng has already eaten my Bliss Elixir, and within three days, if he doesn't come back, his whole body will burst and die!
You don't have to fantasize about finding an antidote, Tao Zhongwen is known as the leader of Danding, let him try it with his ability!
Or you can prepare dozens of women and take turns to prolong his life! Hahaha. ”
Everyone seemed to understand it, but they all knew that Xiao Feng must have been poisoned. Seeing that the Tatars did not release their arrows, they turned and turned their horses back. The cavalry swarmed up and surrounded Xiao Feng in the middle to protect him.
Qi Jiguang didn't control everyone at this time, he rushed to the front first, handed Xiao Feng an empty horse, and rushed directly into the city gate with Xiao Feng.
Jiajing breathed a sigh of relief, his whole body instantly became a little weak, and Huang Jin next to him immediately stepped forward half a step forward and held Jiajing's arm without missing a trace.
"Summoning Huo Xuan Zhenren, the imperial doctors at all levels in the palace, and the famous doctors in the pharmacies of the various medical halls in the capital, bring all kinds of antidote drugs and gather in Xiyuan!"
Almost all the imperial doctors were brought into the West Garden, and outside Jiajing's house, a long line formed and entered the house one by one.
And the famous doctors in the pharmacy hall of the folk medical hall were all brought to the West Garden by the Jinyi Guard, because the queue inside was too long, so some of them could only line up outside the gate of the West Garden.
If it weren't for Xiao Qin's words, many people would have heard it, then this scene in front of Xiyuan Gate today would definitely cause great panic and misunderstanding.
Even if Jiajing really dies one day, it is estimated that there will not be such a big battle.
In the fine house, Jiajing, Lu Bing, and Huang Jin, the three of them stared at Xiao Feng's face tightly, and then stared at the face of the treating doctor.
Then the next doctor was replaced, staring at Xiao Feng's face, and then at the treating doctor's face.
Since most of the doctors immediately shook their heads in horror as soon as they checked the pulse, got up to give way to Xian, and threw the pot to the next one, the heads of these three people also kept swaying back and forth with the substitution, just like three bobbleheads.
After shaking for a while, Jiajing, who was dizzy and dizzy, finally became angry, and roared angrily when the next imperial doctor was about to get up and shake the pot.
"Are you doing this perfunctory?"
The imperial doctor was suddenly frightened, and knelt on the ground with a puff, and kowtowed repeatedly, and the doctors who didn't dare to leave after the diagnosis and treatment also knelt down and kowtowed.
"Long live, if Wei Chen dares to perfunctory long live, it is really too domineering in Xiao Zhenren's poison.
In a short period of time, it has penetrated into the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, the five internal organs, and the pulse seems to be stable, but in fact, it is already chaotic!
This kind of poison, let alone diagnosis and treatment, Wechen has never even heard of it, long live, Wechen is really powerless! ”
The doctors who had already been diagnosed and treated were also kowtowing desperately, crying bitterly, and the doctors who had not yet been diagnosed and treated were all earth-colored and their legs were sifting chaff.
Tao Zhongwen's medical skills were mediocre, and he couldn't help in this regard, so he just took out the Qingxin Pill he had accumulated in one go, and there were three bottles of it, so that Xiao Feng could eat it in one go.
In fact, Xiao Feng had already eaten the Qingxin Pill he brought with him when he entered the city, but he could feel it, it was useless.
The three Pure Heart Pills went down, like three drops of water poured on a raging fire, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. Xiao Feng could feel it, but it was useless to eat too much.
The Qingxin Pill is aimed at medicine, not poison, and the real Bliss Pill is poison. If Xiao Qin was not sure, she would not dare to let herself enter the city directly.
The fire was now dormant, like a red charcoal fire pressed under a thick coal seam, and it looked calm, but as long as the charcoal fire slowly burned through the coal seam, as long as it was a moment, it would burst into flames.
At that time, not to mention the bursting of blood vessels and qi veins, even the bursting of the entire body, Xiao Feng felt that it was possible.
Seeing that Jiajing was angry and the group of doctors did not possess his body, Xiao Feng smiled indifferently: "Senior brother, forget it, life and death are fate, wealth is in the sky, let them go." ”
Just when everyone was helpless, suddenly one person shouted: "I have a way!" ”
Some people died, but not completely......