Chapter 124: The Highest Realm of Scolding
Diao Chan's small voice suddenly spread throughout the entire camp, so everyone listened to it truly, and suddenly those people seemed to be reminded by Diao Chan to understand this problem, but only Dianmeng maintained an intoxicating smile from beginning to end.
Dian Yong suddenly screamed and said: "Boss, Diao Chan is right, why do you say that you don't want to burn ourselves?" Didn't you think of that?? ”
The rest of the people looked at Wu Lei with a questioning look, wanting to find Wu Lei for an exact answer.
Wu Lei still smiled and said, "Hehe, do you think I'm not completely sure that I will say this strategy?" Or do you think my god of war is the kind of person who will talk nonsense when he is hot-headed? ”
Hearing Wu Lei's somewhat unhappy words, Dian Yong was embarrassed: "Boss, aren't we worried about you, okay, just say it quickly, how are you going to solve it??" ”
Wu Lei shook his head and said: "I have already solved the problem that Diao Chan said, otherwise I would not have said this strategy, I will lay a layer of special wooden planks made by Miss Dianmeng on top of the dug pit, this special wooden plank is separated from the middle, they can be controlled by Dianmeng's mechanism, the rope plank of the mechanism is opened from the middle, and then the rope plank will continue to be together when the rope is pulled, and then our people and horses will get out of the trap area. At that time, the people controlled by the mechanism put the rope that held the switch and other pursuers into the trap ring, and then at that time they lit a fire, and the person who fell into it was definitely dead or alive, even if he was lucky enough to climb up, and when the whole forest was burned, they would definitely be dead. ”
After listening to Wu Lei's wonderful explanation, everyone looked at Dianmeng with a magical look, yes, it was looking at Dianmeng, because in their minds, they felt that there was no bad thing in Dianmeng, first there were two magic weapons, and then there was the magical three-piece set of special forces, and then there was the siege ladder and the crashing wood that hit the city gate, and now this plank that can be opened and closed, all of this is too shocking, If all this miracle came from the hand of a hidden blacksmith, then everyone may not have such a miracle, but all this came from the hand of a little girl who is not yet twenty, which makes everyone not surprised.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Wu Lei then answered: "Do you understand what I arranged?" ”
Only then did everyone come back to their senses and shouted in unison: "Lord, I understand!" ”
Seeing that they were so energetic, Wu Lei nodded with great satisfaction, and then informed them that they could disperse and go their separate ways, and then beckoned Dian Yong and Zhou Cang to come over.
Wu Lei smiled evilly and said to the two of them: "You two, you spend a little longer in the barracks than the boss, and you must spend more time with ordinary soldiers than me, so you two take me to find a few people who are good at scolding." ”
Dian Yong and Zhou Cang also rubbed their hands with a wicked smile, and then Dian Yong replied to Wu Lei: "Cut, boss, I thought you had something to do, this is easy to do, let me tell you, I really know a few scolding people who are very powerful." ”
Hearing this satisfactory answer, Wu Lei was also immediately interested, and then pulled Dian Yong and said: "You hurry up and find them for me, what are you still messing around here!" ”
Dian Yong is also a neat person and ran out without saying a word, while waiting, Wu Lei pulled Zhou Cang on the side and said: "Do you know who these people Dian Yong said?" ”
Zhou Cang drank his own wine and replied excitedly: "I really know those people, a few of them came from the city next to us to join the army in the barracks, and they may not be able to fight when it comes to fighting, but none of them dare to quarrel with them, and all the people who quarrel with them are half angry with them, but I can't bear it, boss, you issued a military order that the soldiers in the barracks are not allowed to fight privately, so now the barracks can only scold people to relieve their anger." ”
"Anyway, once the five of them went to the cafeteria to eat, and a group of people couldn't get used to seeing these five people, so they wanted to go up to find fault and said these offensive cool words on the side, but who knew that the five people suddenly scolded the ten people who caused trouble, and they were almost exhausted, and they couldn't fight, scolded and scolded, and finally they almost fainted, you said that a few of them are not powerful, not to mention that your scolding errand is really very suitable for them."
Having said that, Wu Lei is also relieved, if the matter is true, the five of them can take on this scolding role, but I don't think Zhou Cang has the courage to deceive his boss, unless he Zhou Cang has itchy skin again.
Dian Yong's efficiency is also very fast, Wu Lei and Zhou Cang only exchanged a few words, he had already brought people to Wu Lei, at first glance Wu Lei saw the five people, he felt that they were not ordinary people, or they were not people, in a sentence of Northeast dialect, these buddies are also too talented, what is too stumbling............
These five people all have a common characteristic that they have no characteristics, except for the long bump points, they are basically gone, but those people can vaguely make Wu Lei feel a faint ruffian aura at a glance, and they are mixed outside.
Wu Lei sat on the stool and looked at these five guys who took off their military uniforms and were ruffians and hooligans, and then whispered to Dian Yong next to him: "Dian Yong, I can see these boys." ”
Dian Yong proudly raised his head and replied, "Hey, don't look at who is looking for it." ”
Wu Lei turned his head to look at the five people, then stood up and said in a deep voice: "Do you know what I called you for?" ”
The five of them said very tacitly as if they were quintaplets: "I don't know!! ”
Wu Lei patted them on the shoulders one by one funny, and then said to them: "Take it easy, you know?" It's a lot of fun to find you today, and it's also your specialty, do you know? ”
As soon as Wu Lei's words were finished, a few people were thundering, and the whole person's ruffian came out, standing or not standing, all of them were crooked, and the person standing in the middle said to Wu Lei: "Lord, can we call your name in front of no outsiders, don't you call Lord?" The five of us felt a little unaccustomed. ”
Wu Lei laughed: "No problem, just let it be easy." ”
originally thought that Wu Lei would be angry, because which person in the barracks didn't know that his general was preparing to go it alone, although he didn't say it because he was afraid that he would be heard by the person who sent the grain after he said it and told Cao Cao, but everyone knew in their hearts that whoever was the lord was not the lord of Wang Ba's anger, and he let others not call him the lord Isn't it okay to find trouble? So the person standing in the middle regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, but there is no regret medicine in the world, so he could only stand there trembling and just hope that Wu Lei would not be angry with him, but what made him feel unbelievable was that his lord was so approachable, so that his heart was put down, and the other four people relaxed, and this Wu Lei in front of him was more like one of their brothers than the lord.
The three people in the middle then said to Wu Lei more respectfully: "Brother God of War, I really admire you, I didn't expect you to be the master of the army now, and you are so approachable, it really makes our brother admire, say it, Brother God of War, what do you let us do, our brother will never blink his eyes," and then the four people behind him also nodded solemnly as if they were cooperating with the person who spoke.
Wu Lei smiled, took a sip of tea, and then said: "Okay, in fact, it's not a big deal, your old business, what are you called?" ”
Then the first person to speak spoke first: "We are all in the same village, we are the village of Liujia Village, and the people in it are all surnamed Liu, my name is Liu Feng." ”
Then the person standing behind said, "My name is Liu Han." ”
"My name is Liu Lin."
"My name is Liu Ming"
"My name is Liu Jian"
After listening to this, Wu Lei laughed: "No wonder I think your relationship is so good, it turned out to be a village for a long time, it's so easy to do, you guys have such a tacit understanding, you can definitely make them angry half to death if you scold people tomorrow, haha." ”
"What swearing?" The five people on the other side immediately felt puzzled.
Liu Feng, who was the first to react, said reassuringly: "It turns out that Brother God of War, if you asked us to scold people, I thought there was something important, rest assured, this matter will be handed over to us, and we will definitely handle it." ”