Chapter 263: Just Half Dead
The much-anticipated Spring Festival is about to begin!
This year's Spring Festival, because of the addition of Yan Shifan, should have been more eye-catching. But what made Yan Shifan extremely depressed was that the hot spot was not here.
The people who went to Beijing to take the exam, and the best talents selected from all over the country, the most talked about was not Yan Shifan, but Xiao Feng. They talked about it one after another, and the outside world said that long live the Xiucai Enke who was added to mourn the great tomorrow teacher!
There are a few high-minded and arrogant talents, because they have been unlucky, they can't lift people, they don't meet talents, they are indignant, and they think that the examiner of the township test has no eyes and doesn't know the goods.
If it's an examiner, it's very different, and you'll definitely be able to discover my talent! But how can there be such a good thing? If you can't lift people, you won't be able to participate in the Spring Festival!
But now it's different, because of Xiao Feng, Long Live opened the show Enke, and allowed all over the country to recommend the best talent to participate in the examination, which is simply a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Therefore, these selected talents are simply going to blow Xiao Feng to the sky. The first thing they did when they entered Beijing was to go to the World Observatory first, put on a stick of incense sincerely, and pray that Xiao Feng could bless them in the fairy world.
Yan Shifan's self-esteem was hurt severely, damn, I'm the number one genius in the world, but I'm not the top class? And the one who robbed me of my top-notch identity was actually Xiao Feng, a dead ghost!
A dead Xiao Feng, the flow is greater than that of the living Yan Shifan! This couldn't be more insulting to Yan Shifan!
But he was helpless - you can control me, can you control who the audience likes to watch?
Therefore, Yan Shifan's only way is to actively prepare for the exam and prepare for the top prize, so that he will naturally gain fame and fortune. Xiao Feng is dead, no one is making trouble, and it is very possible for the official to be reinstated!
With a beautiful vision for the future, Yan Shifan entered the examination room. He was full of energy, made the three articles colorful, and then returned to the Yan Mansion proudly, telling his father that there should be no problem with high school members, and it depends on the mood of Banzai during the palace exam.
The imperial examination in the Ming Dynasty was divided into four levels, namely the hospital examination, the township examination, the meeting examination, and the palace examination.
He passed the college examination as a showman, but he didn't have any special title.
The first name is "Xie Yuan", and Comrade Tang Bohu won this title.
Passing the examination is a tribute, and the first name is "member". As a tribute, one foot has already stepped into the officialdom, because the Ming Dynasty palace test basically does not eliminate tributes.
The last pass is the palace examination presided over by the emperor himself, which is specially designed to test the current tribute, this exam is not a knockout competition, it is a ranking competition, only ranked, convenient for the distribution of work.
After the ranking, the tribute will become a jinshi, this is the official, the state package distribution, and the post is the cadre establishment.
And the first place in this palace examination is the "champion". Please note that the ranking of the palace examination has nothing to do with the ranking of the examination, and if the emperor sees it right, the last place in the examination will be promoted to the champion, which is not considered a violation.
Therefore, Yan Shifan thought that his talent could be admitted to the "member", but he was not sure whether Comrade Jiajing would still be angry with him because of Xiao Feng's death, and he refused to let him be the champion.
This requires Yan Song to play a game of emotional cards: Boss, you see that Xiao Feng is dead, and we will have to live together in the future. You can give a little bit of your feelings for Lao Chen to my son and let him be a champion.
Jiajing is actually conflicted in his heart, and he has been pondering this matter since the first day of the Spring Festival. If Yan Shifan gets a "member", he should point to the question of whether he should be the champion.
Point it, when Xiao Feng was alive, these two people were like black-eyed chickens, Xiao Feng died for the Ming Dynasty, and as soon as he died, he ordered Yan Shifan, which inevitably makes people feel that people are cold, this emperor is too affectionate.
Don't order it, Yan Shifan is arrogant, even if he is a "role model", he will feel that it is a huge shame. Xiao Feng is already dead, and Yan Song, the old back-to-back man, is still looking at himself, and he seems a little excessive.
And while he was struggling, he didn't know that a huge surprise was coming his way.
The coffin board was not moving loudly, and the guards patrolling the temple did not hear it. But the old way of scrubbing the "fairy word stone", with the deafness and eyes cultivated by professional experience, can really hear it.
Lao Dao then thought that there were rats in the tomb, and in order to prevent Xiao Feng's feather from being desecrated by rats, Lao Dao opened the stone slab of the tomb and went down to the tomb to catch mice.
Then Lao Dao saw that Xiao Feng's coffin board had been pushed open, and Xiao Feng was standing on the ground stretching his waist, and he was so frightened that he fainted.
Xiao Feng pinched people and pinched the tiger's mouth, but it had no effect, and in the end, Xiao Feng gave Lao Dao two big fights and woke Lao Dao up.
Lao Dao looked at Xiao Feng tremblingly, touched Xiao Feng's face with his hand, pulled the skin on his face, and accepted this fact for a long time.
"Oh my God, did you fake your death in some way? What are you trying to do here? Everyone in the family has hanged! ”
Xiao Feng was taken aback: "Who, who hanged himself?" Did it work? ”
"O thy lady! It didn't work out, but I was rescued! ”
"Where did I come from, madame?"
"You married after you died, Miss Liu Xue'er, the current Mrs. Xiao!"
"I'm dead, how can she get married! Didn't I see a bloody drama made up before? Can you really hold the spirit card to get married? ”
"Of course you can, not only Mrs. Xiao is a relative with a spirit card, but it is said that you also hold a bond when you enter the money! So there is no operation, everyone does not know! ”
"Am I in trouble? What am I going to do? ”
"You have entered the Drunken Immortal Building, the head of the family is Miss Liu, you are the son-in-law of the Liu family!"
"I'm dead, what's the ...... What a mess this is! ”
Then both of them fell silent, digesting each other's unacceptable reality. I don't know which is more difficult to digest Lao Dao's resurrection of Xiao Feng from the dead or Xiao Feng's inexplicable loss of himself.
In the end, Xiao Feng cheered up first and patted Lao Dao's shoulder: "I'm alive about this, don't tell anyone first, help me hide it for a few days." ”
Lao Dao looked at him in surprise: "Why, this is a great joy!" Don't worry, you're surprising enough to come alive, there's no need to make any more surprises! ”
Xiao Feng smiled, feeling that his face that hadn't smiled for a long time was a little stiff: "I really plan to surprise someone, just listen to me." It's not a big deal, bear with me. ”
Lao Dao said in his heart: It's very big, it's unbearable. But he still nodded obediently, and quietly covered Xiao Feng to change his clothes and leave the WTO Entry View.
In order to prevent fraud in the scientific examination, some academic officials will be temporarily transferred from all over the country to maintain the order of the examination room and check the identity of local candidates.
This time, because there were still the best talents to participate, there were more people than usual, and the examiners were busy looking at the candidates, and they were all dizzy and on all fours.
Zhang Juzheng was also called by Xu Jie to assist in checking the identity of the candidates, he almost didn't drink a sip of water in the morning, his mouth was dry, and finally waited for the candidates to enter, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and picked up the tea that had been cooled, and planned to drink it all.
Then he was tapped on the shoulder, a somewhat familiar voice, very soft, with a little smile.
"My lord, the students are late, can you do it?"
The tea in Zhang Juzheng's hand was half spilled, and it was all sprinkled on the placket, he turned around in annoyance, ready to make a big show of official authority.
"Who is so ignorant of etiquette! The official ......"
The teacup in Zhang Juzheng's hand fell off, and the remaining half of the tea was also spilled on the placket, Xiao Feng reached out to catch the teacup, avoiding the possible drop of the cup.
"Taiyue, don't make a noise, wait until I finish the exam for a few days, I still expect you to help me deliver food."
A foreign examiner next to him turned his face: "Master Zhang, what's wrong, do you need help?" ”
Zhang Juzheng waved his hand again and again: "No, no, this official can handle it!" His eyes kept staring at Xiao Feng, full of suspicion.
As a scholar, Zhang Ju doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but Xiao Feng is standing in front of him! Could it be ......
Zhang Juzheng pulled Xiao Feng into his room, glared at him sternly, and lowered his voice.
"Xiao Feng is dead! You are not a demon of the White Lotus Sect, what kind of demon art are you pretending to be? Admit it as soon as possible, otherwise the official will give an order......"
Xiao Feng said lightly: "Use some means to let the court fall into the hands of good people, and then slowly do good things, it's better than falling into the hands of bad people, right?" ”
Zhang Juzheng's eyes immediately widened, this sentence was a sentence in his secret conversation about Xiao Feng when he took over the case of the dead well female corpse, hoping that Xiao Feng would take care of King Yu.
On that day, there were only two of them, no one else, and he never told anyone about this sentence. At this moment, Xiao Feng repeated it word for word, and there was no other possibility.
Zhang Juzheng's hand trembled and touched Xiao Feng's face, and he tugged hard. Xiao Feng made a wooden face and let him toss.
"Oh my God, did you really come back from the dead? It's impossible! ”
Xiao Feng told a white lie in order to get Zhang Juzheng, a staunch atheist, to accept this fact, after all, he himself did not know.
"I don't know, but I guess it should be that the Elixir of Bliss has been left for too long, and the effect has expired.
So it's not as powerful as expected. It didn't poison me, only half to death, and it looked like it was dead. ”
Saying this, Zhang Juzheng immediately felt that it was acceptable, and he was pleasantly surprised to drag Xiao Feng out and want to go out.
"So what are you waiting for, you don't know, you're dead...... Ah no, during the time you faked your death, how arrogant was Yan Dang's arrogance!
Let's go into the palace now, and tell the whole world that Xiao Zhenren is back! Those who are overwhelmed by the strict party are not allowed to set off firecrackers! ”
Xiao Feng approached Zhang Juzheng's ear and said a few words softly, Zhang Juzheng's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he nodded again and again.
"But what if you miss? Gongshi is not so easy to test. Although you are extraordinary, but the matter of the imperial examination, sometimes you have to depend on fate! ”
Xiao Feng nodded and said shamelessly: "I heard that Xu Cifu is the chief officer of this marking, and the chief officer of the marking has the right to simply select a copy of the eliminated papers." In case my life is bad, it's up to you. ”
Zhang Juzheng grinned, and said in his heart, Are you so cheating so openly?
But he thought about it, in case Yan Shifan's life was not good, he would definitely come to such a hand, and it didn't matter if he thought about it like this.
In fact, the imperial court gave the chief examiner a simple right to pull, in addition to preventing the hatred of missing pearls, but also implied such an attitude: fraud cannot be eradicated, then I will simply give you a chance for the chief examiner to cheat.
If you're smart enough not to get caught wrong, go for it. If you're not smart enough, be honest, otherwise it's a big crime to be found out!
Jane's fraud is actually very simple, although the name is sealed, as long as you agree with the examiner, write a specific sentence in a certain position in the article, and you can see it at a glance.
As long as your essay is well written, and you give the examiner a reasonable reason, it will basically not be found out.
Zhang Ju is Xu Jie's most admired student, if he tells Xu Jie, choose a failed paper, this possibility is still very high.
Just when Zhang Juzheng was seriously thinking about how to help Xiao Feng cheat, Xiao Feng smiled and patted him on the shoulder.
"Do you really want to do it? Don't worry, my life has always been very good, and my learning is not bad, so I won't even fail the test. ”
Some people died, but not completely......