Chapter 287: Stripped naked and squatted
Yan Shifan, who was lying on the bed recuperating from his injuries, got up from the bed excitedly after listening to Liutai's report, and suddenly overturned all the liquid foods such as chicken soup, ginseng soup, and three-whip soup in front of him.
"Rubbish! It's all rubbish! That willow is a waste, and he claims to be the first lawyer in Hexi, I think he is the first to die in Hexi!
Xiao Feng dug such a big pit, he couldn't see it? Well? Can't he see?
And you, what are you doing to eat, do you just watch him jump into the pit? Won't you remind him? ”
Liu Tai endured his anger and said in a low voice: "Brother Donglou, that Xiao Feng has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, we are indeed not opponents." If Brother Donglou was present, it would be different.
But I want to ask, if Brother Donglou is present, how should this matter be solved? ”
Yan Shifan calmed down, his one eye flashed with the light of wisdom, and he pondered for a long time.
"Xiao Feng's logic is irrefutable, and it can only be hard-hit. How many people Liu Ruyun recruits, Liu Xia will recruit more people, and the two sides will come to the death. ”
Liu Tai glanced at him: "Brother Donglou, this is a clan fight, if it really gets to that point, the government still has to come forward." still broke the rules of the government not caring about clan affairs.
In the final analysis, the clan rules are greater than the laws of the imperial court, and they are just a layer of window paper that no one pokes at them, but now Xiao Feng has pierced it with one finger, and he didn't even use his tongue to lick it first! ”
Yan Shifan was silent, this time he used clan power to bully Liu Ruyun and put Xiao Feng in a dilemma, which was a trap he planned.
Although Liu Tai didn't say it explicitly, what Xiao Feng pierced with his finger was indeed Yan Shifan's dignity.
Rough, so fucking rough!
Yan Shifan gritted his teeth, and suddenly began to miss the group of ninjas who didn't know where they had gone. If he still has a ninja in his hand, he must let Xiao Feng's relatives see blood.
If it weren't for the fear of being suspected and jealous by Jiajing, with his strength, he would have had countless opportunities to destroy Xiao Feng.
Jiajing, Jiajing, Lao Tzu was beaten like this by Xiao Feng, and you didn't say a fair word, so you sent an imperial doctor to prick a few injections to reduce swelling, Lao Tzu will ...... sooner or later
The ninjas who were concerned by Yan Shifan were not in a beautiful mood at this time. They were loaded into a cabin carrying stinky mandarin fish and headed south.
Regarding the history of Huizhou's famous stinky mandarin fish, many people may not know. This thing was a completely accidental product, similar to stinky tofu.
There are many theories about the origin of stinky mandarin fish, and there are two types that are often mentioned.
The first kind: Huizhou since ancient times love to eat mandarin fish, when a Huizhou businessman took a boat home to visit relatives, because the road is far away and the weather is hot, the osmanthus fish carried stinks, the wife is reluctant to discard, with a thick oil red sauce to deal with it, I didn't expect the taste to be great.
People have imitated it, and it has become a signature dish in Huizhou. Later, stinky mandarin fish was sold more expensive than fresh mandarin fish, causing people to catch mandarin fish and eat it until it was pickled and smelly.
The second type: Hui merchants are accustomed to taking the waterway when they travel far away, and they will catch fish for food along the way, and the mandarin fish that they catch cannot be eaten, so they will be salted up. The marinated mandarin fish has a smell, but after washing, it is made with heavy oil and heavy sauce, and the smell turns into umami, which is extremely delicious, and it has become a representative dish of Hui cuisine.
But in fact, although there is no historical record, the third theory may be the most realistic.
Originally, the capital of the Ming Dynasty was in Nanjing, but Zhu Dijing, the ancestor of the Ming Dynasty, was difficult to succeed, and after ascending the throne, in order to stabilize the government, he made a bold statement that "the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies".
People can't speculate about Zhu Di's mentality, but there is one point, Nanjing is Zhu Yuanzhang's territory, and Zhu Yuanzhang passed the throne to Zhu Yunwen, so the officials in Nanjing and the nearby army may not have completely given up on Zhu Yunwen.
What's more, Zhu Yunwen doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, if he comes out one day, like Napoleon coming out of Elba Island, will he fall into a siege in an instant!
So Zhu Di decided to move the capital and move the capital to his old territory Yanjing, which was safer.
Those ministers don't do it, we were born in the south, we grew up in the south, how good is the south, the north is all poor ghosts, bitter cold land, we don't go!
Zhu Di slapped the table, it's okay not to go, don't be an official.
The ministers are overjoyed, if it is not appropriate, it is not appropriate, anyway, we will not go.
Zhu Di pondered for a while, and slapped the table again, is this official you want to be, and if you don't want to be, you shouldn't be?
What did you do with the official position of the imperial court? When a toilet? Do you look down on the court, or do you look down on me? Are you trying to rebel?
The ministers wanted to cry without tears, but unfortunately they didn't know Xiao Feng back then, otherwise they would have said: Long live, why are you talking so similar to Xiao Feng?
Then the ministers were semi-kidnapped by Zhu Di and taken to Yanjing, and since then they have been far away from their homeland. Not only officials, but even some wealthy businessmen and tycoons in the south at that time were brought to Yanjing by Zhu Di.
Zhu Di still understands very well that Yanjing's economic foundation is relatively poor, and in order to become the capital, it must develop the economy and become prosperous. These businessmen are a valuable economic resource.
When officials and businessmen from the south arrived in the north, the first thing they missed was the taste of their hometown. So they spent a lot of money to let people transport southern ingredients to the capital, and mandarin fish is one of the most important ones.
It's a pity that the cold chain technology at that time was so poor that most of the mandarin fish went bad when they arrived in the capital. Homesick southern compatriots, unwilling to give up this hard-won taste of hometown, tearful cooking, and then eat......
Since then, stinky mandarin fish has become famous all over the world, so today's Hui cuisine chefs should really burn more incense for Zhu Di.
But this stinky mandarin fish tastes delicious, and it really stinks before it is cooked. Therefore, the ships that transport stinky mandarin fish are all special boats, because after transporting stinky mandarin fish, anything will have a smell.
Therefore, when returning from the north, I can't carry the goods, so I can only leave them empty, or I will transport some ordinary people who are not afraid of smelliness in order to save money.
These ninjas were dressed as ordinary people who were not afraid of smell, and were munching on rice at the smell of stinky mandarin fish in the cabin, while the secret envoy stood at the bow of the ship, unwilling to stay in the cabin.
This is a private ship under the name of a strict party official, specially designed to transport stinky mandarin fish to the magnates in Beijing, and the quality is much better than that brought by ordinary cargo ships. Because of this, the smell is particularly strong.
With the double cover of power and stench, no patrol ship has stopped the ship along the way. One more day, two days at most, it will be time to reach the destination, as long as this group of people is handed over to the Holy Envoy, he can return to the capital.
How good the capital is, there are countless gold and silver, endless Bliss Pills, and endless beauties.
If Yan Shifan knew what the secret envoy was thinking at the moment, he would definitely scoff: You are talking about women, right, according to your taste, you also deserve to enjoy beautiful women?
The envoy was imagining, when suddenly three large ships appeared in front of him, and the finished glyph sailed towards him.
The envoy narrowed his eyes and looked at the three ships, which were not friendly shapes, and could turn into a giant pincer at any moment, sandwiching his own ship in the middle.
The two sides got closer and closer, and the three ships of the other side did not have the slightest intention of avoiding them, two ships were on the side, and one boat came head-on, really clamping the stinky mandarin fish boat.
At this time, the secret envoy finally saw the oncoming ship clearly, this is not a fucking official ship! There's a cannon on the side of the ship, it's a fucking warship!
The two ships on the left and right are not warships, but looking at the waterline, there are also people on board, and the secret envoy's heart sank, but his face remained indifferent, an ordinary face, innocently raised, looking at the oncoming big ship.
"Whose general's ship is this? Why surround us? We are the private boat of Lord Chen's family in the capital, transporting stinky mandarin fish to the nobles in Beijing. ”
A general walked out of the bow of the ship, with long arms, long legs and a long face, and a long sword hanging from his waist, majestic, it was Yu Dayou.
He smiled and said, "Since it's an official's private ship, please ask everyone in the cabin to come out, and let's check it." ”
The secret envoy took out the name card of Master Chen and attached a silver ticket: "My lord, we have been tired all the way, and many people are sick, so we really can't come out of it."
How about I call a few people out to see what the adults are? Everyone is an official in the same dynasty, let's give some face. ”
Yu Dayou waved his hand, keeping the boats on both sides at a considerable distance, only letting his boat get slightly closer, but it was by no means a distance that a human could jump over.
"This gentleman, it's not that Yu doesn't give face, now in the coastal area, there are rampant pirates and pirates.
Among them, there are many people who are greedy for money and money, and they are spies for the Japanese and the pirates, and they cannot but be strictly investigated. Sir, let everyone stand up, otherwise don't blame Yu for not being emotional! ”
Seeing that Yu Dayou must be checked, the secret envoy groaned slightly, and said with a smile: "Okay, since the adults insist, I will go in and call someone." ”
The envoy walked into the cabin and said coldly to the ninjas who were feasting, "Don't eat, go on deck, don't talk, pretend to be a little bit!"
When they come aboard the ship to investigate, listen to my orders, kill them all, and then take the opportunity to take the ship!" Otherwise, on this river, we will die! ”
The ninjas had already changed into the clothes of the common people, and they did not carry long knives on their bodies, but only hid their short knives under their clothes, walked to the deck, and stood with their heads down, looking really like honest ordinary people.
The secret envoy looked at Yu Dayou with a smile: "My lord, please check it." ”
In a normal check, the two ships will come close to each other, take the gunwale, and then the people who will check will be able to walk from this ship to the other ship.
The ninjas tense their bodies and get ready, just wait for the other party to get on the gangway, and at the command of the secret envoy, rush onto the gangway, rush to the warship, and start the slaughter!
The gangways are narrow, but for these ninjas who have been training for years, running fast is never a problem. Even if the crew of that ship were all sergeants, hand-to-hand combat was certainly no match for the ninjas.
Although Yu Dayou is said to have extraordinary kung fu, after all, he is only one person, and he is not a three-headed and six-armed immortal, can he still reverse the situation?
Yu Dayou didn't mean to let the boat get closer, but stretched out his hand and pointed at one of the ninjas and shouted loudly.
"The one on the far left, come to the front! The one on the far right, come to the front! ”
The two ninjas standing on either side looked at the envoy at the same time, the envoy groaned slightly, nodded, and the two took two steps forward and stood in front.
"The one on the left, where is your home?"
The ninja on the left is very happy, he has been in Daming for two years, and his Chinese is okay, and the secret envoy has also taught them this problem, so as to be prepared.
"Lord Hui, I am from the capital and live in Nancheng."
The capital has a large population, and Yu Dayou is not from the capital, so it is impossible to screen them one by one.
Yu Dayou smiled: "The one on the right, where is your home?" ”
The one on the right is more uncomfortable, his Chinese is not good, and he has to show the taste of Baga when he opens his mouth, but he has already taken precautions and gestures with his hand.
"Abba, Abba, Abba, Abba!" 、
Yu Dayou nodded: "It turned out to be a mute." ”
The secret envoy nodded and said, "My lord, half of these people are deaf and mute, and they are from Nancheng Shantang. This time, Lord Chen found a job and asked them to carry the stinky mandarin fish to earn some hard-earned money, which is also to accumulate virtue and do good. ”
At least half of these ninjas had to be exposed as soon as they opened their mouths, so the secret envoy had already figured out this reason. It's just that he didn't expect Yu Dayou's next order.
"In that case, well, you two, take off your clothes."
Well? What are the requirements? The two ninjas glanced at the envoy at the same time, and the envoy's face sank like water.
"My lord, isn't that right?"
Yu Dayou waved his hand: "Don't worry, I guarantee that even the rats on these three ships are male."
And they don't have any special hobbies, in my army, whoever dares to do both, I will kill one by one! ”
Seeing that the two ninjas hesitated and refused to move, Yu Dayou waved his hand, and dozens of archers suddenly appeared on the sides of the three ships, bent their bows and arrows, and aimed directly at the people on the boat!
The secret envoy took a deep breath: "My lord, the blue sky and the white sun, Lang Lang Qiankun, are you going to kill the good and take the risk?" ”
Yu Dayou smiled faintly: "I suspect that you have a spy here, so let's investigate." You're not a woman, so what's wrong with me letting you take off your clothes and check them?
If you don't want to, it's not impossible, then change course, under my gun, keep moving forward, the officer's barracks are in front, get off the boat at the barracks, check it, and go! ”
The secret envoy frowned, in Yu Dayou's barracks, there were at least tens of thousands of sergeants, and these forty or fifty ninjas, even if they had the ability to reach the sky, one of them spat and drowned.
"My lord, our ship really can't afford to delay, since your lord insists on checking it, you two, just get off."
The two ninjas looked at the secret envoy in despair: Really take it off? What to do with the short knife on the body? At first glance, you can tell that it was used by the Japanese people!
But the secret envoy ignored them, and the secret envoy also sought victory in danger. He believed that these ninjas would have a way, after all, they often did some weird training.
The two ninjas had no choice but to take off their shirts and look at Yu Dayou shirtless.
"Take off your pants too!"
The two ninjas gritted their teeth, took off their pants, and stood on the boat naked, looking at Yu Dayou.
The soldiers with bows and arrows looked at Yu Dayou: General, it seems that there is no problem, we have found nothing, and we will have needle eyes.
Yu Dayou was unmoved: "Turn around." ”
The two ninjas looked at each other and turned slowly, still unable to see anything wrong. The secret envoy looked at Yu Dayou and raised the silver ticket in his hand.
"My lord, can you let us pass? This little meaning, please ...... brothers"
"Squat!"
"What?"
"These two people, with their hands behind their heads, squat!"
The secret envoy glared at Yu Dayou, Yu Dayou didn't look at him, only stared at the two smooth butts, just like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman.
The two ninjas trembled and slowly squatted, and after squatting to a certain amplitude, they couldn't squat anymore.
"Squat!"
The "dumb" finally couldn't help it anymore and shouted: "Baga, bastard!" ”
With his backhand, he drew his sheathed dagger from behind and rushed to the bow of the ship like a madman, heading straight for the nearest warship.
It's a pity that although he jumped far, he still couldn't reach the boat and fell directly into the river, but the ninja was good at water, and he swam quickly to the big boat.
At the same time, Yu Dayou shouted: "Release the arrow!" ”
Arrows flew like locusts, overwhelmingly towards the ninjas on the stinky mandarin fish transport ship.
PS: This chapter is so long.
Some people died, but not completely......