Chapter 320: Eating the Coffin
After the dynasty was dispersed, Yang Jisheng returned to his home in a daze as if he had drunk a pound of old wine.
This is a typical small courtyard in the capital, which is the same as the small courtyard next door to Lao Wang, according to Yang Jisheng's identity as a five-grade official, it is slightly shabby.
Yang Jisheng stood at the door for a moment before raising his hand to knock on the door, and after a long time, a trembling voice came from the door: "Who is it, but is it here to report the news?" What's wrong with my lord?"
Yang Jisheng's heart was hot: "Madam, it's me, I'm back."
The door slammed open, and the door slammed against the wall as it slammed into the wall and almost bounced back. Mrs. Zhang stood at the door, looking at Yang Jisheng stupidly, just like looking at her husband who had come back from the dead.
Then, Zhang jumped up and hugged Yang Jisheng's neck and cried with a whimper. Yang Jisheng looked left and right very weakly, and found that there was no one in the alley, so he hurriedly walked into the courtyard with his wife and closed the courtyard door casually.
The two sons, one who could not yet walk, sat on the ground babbling and screaming, and the other, who was a little older, rode on a wooden horse and held a piece of bread in his hand, watching in amazement at the affectionate gesture that his parents had never seen before.
Yang Jisheng's old face turned red, and he gently supported his wife: "Don't cry, don't cry, the child is watching."
Only then did Zhang let go of Yang Jisheng's neck, wiped his tears, and returned to his former strong appearance, and saw that the cakes in his son's surprised hands fell to the ground, and he couldn't help blushing.
"Master, what are you going to do, I know very well, you stole the family's money and ordered all the coffins. I didn't expose you, and I was going to go with you, but I really didn't expect you to come back safely."
Yang Jisheng patted his wife's shoulder and was full of emotion: "Today, I planned to wake up Long Live with a lot of blood and punish women to eliminate evil.
But Master Xiao asked people to stop me, and at a critical moment, he personally rescued me. Master Xiao has a profound humane method, and he already expects what I am going to do."
Zhang was puzzled: "That Xiao Tianshi? Didn't the master say that he and Yan Dang were mortal enemies? It's a good thing for him to come out, so why should he stop it?"
Yang Jisheng did suffer from heat stroke today, he didn't expect this before, but now he was reminded by his wife, and he was stunned for a long time.
"Against the current, I blocked it alone, I, Yang Jisheng, have no relationship with him, but he is willing to lose the opportunity to attack the Yan Party to save me.
It is no wonder that Shen Lian's straightness, Zhang Juzheng's pride, Yu Dayou's bravery, and Hu Zongxian's wisdom all respect him, and he only knows it today."
Zhang Shi was silent, she knew that although the lord praised Xiao Feng on weekdays, he always thought that it was not the right way to invite pets with the art of Taoism, listening to today's words, the master had already let go of this layer.
"Master, you help me watch the child, I haven't bought vegetables all day, I'll go grocery shopping and cook you more delicious food at night!"
"No need lady, I'll buy it, you still watch the child, it's much easier to buy vegetables than to watch the child. You just get me some money."
"Do you still need me to get it for you?" Don't you know where the money is hidden, otherwise where would you get the money to order a coffin?"
Yang Jisheng blushed again, he has always been proud of not caring about money, but this time in order to secretly order a coffin, he didn't dare to let his wife know, so he did a disgraceful thing.
"Come to think of it, I don't need to take the money, I'll go and return the coffin, take the deposit and go grocery shopping......
The owner of the coffin shop is naturally very reluctant to refund the deposit, how can he return the business that he has done with great difficulty. But Yang Jisheng was a fifth-grade official after all, and the coffin shop didn't dare to play tricks, so he had to ask him euphemistically.
"Lord Yang, are you in a hurry to use the money? Why do you want to return the coffin? You must know that it is now the Double Ten event, and there will be no such advantage after this village!"
Yang Jisheng was surprised: "It's not yet October, why is it a double ten?"
"Adults don't have to worry about these details, the Double Ten event has always been carried out in advance, otherwise we will rush to that day, and we will not have time to deliver the goods."
Yang Jisheng was speechless, are there so many people waiting in line for the coffin? But he is a sincere person, and he also feels that he will make up his mind, and he is not very particular about retiring when he says he will retreat, and he needs to give people a reason.
"Nash
Well, my family wants to make food at night, and I will refund the money so that I can go to buy groceries."
That night, there was a shocking legend circulating in the entire capital: Yang Jisheng, a five-grade official of the Wuxuan Division of the Ming Military Department, ate his coffin book in one meal!
Liu Ruyun, who was shopping for vegetables on the street with his apprentice, was also stunned, what a luxurious meal this must be.
For Princess Chang'an's meal, the dishes I bought on the street in person are luxurious enough, but I can't eat ordinary people's coffins.
As a good chef, you must not only be able to cook, but also be able to choose raw materials, Liu Ruyun brought two apprentices to buy, just to teach this link.
As in the past, the female apprentice relied on her gender advantage and closely followed Liu Ruyun's side to study, while the male apprentice could only honestly carry the vegetable basket in the back and stretched out his ears to listen to the class.
Liu Ruyun is also very worried, this princess's meal is not easy to serve, and many of her specialties have been shot by the imperial doctor, saying that the princess has a weak physique, either cold and cold, or deficiency is not replenished, in short, there is not much that can be done.
It's not okay not to do it, the princess keeps saying that since she lives in Xiao Mansion, she can't see outside, and it's too ostentatious to send meals from the palace every day, and it will also disturb Xiao Mansion, just eat what Liu Ruyun does.
And Princess Chang'an doesn't know if she is very concerned about Xiao Feng's troubles, she is not very friendly to Liu Ruyun, she picks thorns at every turn, and she is indeed weak and has a poor appetite, so Liu Ruyun doesn't know what to do for her.
Seeing the master's sad face, the female apprentice was also racking her brains to help the master think of new dishes, and suddenly saw the cucumber on a vegetable stall tender and fresh, and the female apprentice's eyes lit up.
"Master, you see how fresh that cucumber is, I have a bold idea......
So Princess Chang'an's dinner had an extra moonlight on the lotus pond.
Thin slices of cucumber float on the bright chicken broth, as well as small lotus flowers made of gluten and moon made of poached eggs sunk to the bottom, which are not only full of color and flavor, but also light and delicious.
Princess Chang'an really couldn't find anything wrong, and after taking a sip of soup, she asked Liu Ruyun suspiciously, "Are you serious chicken soup?" Is this what serious chicken soup tastes like?"
Liu Ruyun replied helplessly: "Your Royal Highness Princess, I guarantee that this chicken is absolutely serious, and the chicken seller also said that his family does not raise roosters at all, they are all hens."
An Qingyue listened to the two of them answering the question, and it was funny and difficult to poke it in her heart. At this time, Xiao Feng pushed the door in, and Liu Ruyun finally saw the backer, and the tears of grievance overflowed his eyes at once, and he swirled in his eyes.
Princess Chang'an was taken aback, she didn't expect that this female food god looked like a strong woman, and she was actually full of green tea in front of men, and it seemed that she had underestimated her opponent.
She immediately snorted, the spoon in her hand slid weakly into the soup bowl, and her whole body was soft on the bed: "Lord Xiao, I'm dizzy."
Xiao Feng didn't talk nonsense, picked up the moonlight from the lotus pond and drank half a basin by himself, and then nodded: "It's delicious, and the craftsmanship is good."
Liu Ruyun blinked, blinked back the tears, and then left with his head held high. Princess Chang'an looked at Xiao Feng with dissatisfaction, meaning that you are pulling the shelf. Xiao Feng didn't talk nonsense, and went straight to the point.
"Why did Tang Ruji marry you, do you know?"
Princess Chang'an's face flushed, could this topic be asked so directly? The female man An Qingyue didn't think there was anything wrong, but quickly reminded Xiao Feng in a whisper when she entered the painting.
"Lord Xiao, this ...... This is rude. Of course, it's because our princess is naturally beautiful, and she has all the best people in the world who dream of becoming a colt."
Xiao Feng shook his head unceremoniously: "I don't think that's the case, there are many girls who are naturally beautiful, Tang Ruji is the champion and has a bright future, it stands to reason that he shouldn't be interested in the princess."
Chang An was so angry that he couldn't pretend to be sick anymore, he raised his right hand and pointed at Xiao Feng, his fingers trembling with anger.
"What do you mean? What happened to the champion? The champion can't look down on this princess? Not everyone is as obsessed as you think! Maybe Tang Ruji is a merry and talented man, who only loves beauties and doesn't love ***!"
Xiao Feng grinned, there were so many women around him, even Yan Niang was counted, this was the first blatant one
Saying that she is a beauty......
"Princess, I'm not saying you're unattractive. It's just that you know that Tang Ruji's father Tang Long has been dead for many years, he is the only son in the family, and he has no heirs so far.
Even if he is willing to give up his career, shouldn't he think about family incense? In the case of a princess, it is not the choice of a prosperous family. Besides, Princess Shang can't take a concubine, can't he think of this?"
This is very straightforward, which translates to, look at your little body bones, even if it can be cured, is it a good birth? Expecting you to spread out is just a no-show.
But when you become a concubine, you can't take a concubine, this is the rule. Then Tang Ruji is going to marry you at the risk of breaking the incense, and if you take a good look in the mirror, is it really worth Tang Ruji to make such a big sacrifice?
Chang Anqi's face flushed, but after all, she was a green tea attribute and had a quick mind, so she quickly followed Xiao Feng's train of thought, and asked Xiao Feng angrily.
"Then you say, why did Tang Ruji propose to his father?"
Xiao Feng pointed to the pen and paper next to him, covered his ears and said, "How do I know, I'm not an immortal."
The action of pointing to the pen and paper means that Lao Tzu has died, and he should have a somewhat privileged arrogant attitude. Saying this sentence is to save some face for Tianshu: You see, I didn't tell her directly that you have to test words after all.
Princess Chang'an pursed her lips, picked up the remaining half bowl of moonlight on the lotus pond that Xiao Feng had drunk, and drank a few sips. It's a pity that Xiao Feng drank too violently and ate all the lotus flowers and moonlight, and she only ate a few lotus leaves made of cucumber slices.
Xiao Feng couldn't help but laugh, and said to the painting, "Go and tell Miss Liu, just say that the princess likes this dish and can cook it often." But in the future, you are not allowed to dwell on the question of whether the chicken soup is serious or not, otherwise you will go back to the palace to eat it."
Secretly looked at Chang An in the painting, Chang An tilted his face and nodded with a small range of movements. Hiding his mouth, he went to the kitchen with a bowl.
Chang An picked up the pen, thought for a while, and wrote the word "marry" on the paper, because she was not supported by the painting, her body was weak, and she was angry with Xiao Feng just now, her hands trembled slightly, and the words were a little crooked.
Chang An put down his pen dissatisfied, pointed to the word "marry" and said, "Lord Xiao, I want to ask, what is the real purpose of Tang Ruji's marriage to this princess?"
Xiao Feng picked up the paper, and saw An Qingyue also stretching her neck and waiting, and suddenly remembered that she seemed to have secretly added chili oil to Yu Dayou's rice last night.
"Zhang Wuxin lost again, didn't he?"
An Qingyue was anxious: "Nonsense, it's obviously a tie! Senior brother said that his current kung fu is different from before, both good and evil, and his moves are aimed at killing.
It's hard to compete with Brother Yu! However, Brother Yu also said that if you fight to the death, you may not be my senior brother's opponent!"
Xiao Feng nodded: "I heard it, when Yu Dayou said this, he was almost unable to open his mouth."
An Qingyue was jumping with anger, but Xiao Feng ignored her anymore and looked at the words intently. As soon as the man concentrated on his work, he immediately looked handsome, Princess Chang An supported the table with two arms, supported her cheeks with both hands, and looked at Xiao Feng intently.
"'Marrying' the word 'take off' a woman, take it as a woman, he didn't come for your status as a princess, he did come for you as a person!"
Chang An immediately became happy: "Look at you, when I enter the painting, I say that it's because of me, whether I'm a princess or not, those men will flock to it!"