Since the founding of the Ming Dynasty, which is the most arrogant and shocking sentence that people have ever heard?

It was Zhu Yuanzhang's: "Killed millions of soldiers in the south of the Yangtze River, and the sword on his waist was still bloody." The old monk didn't know the heroes, so he just asked for his name. ”？

is still Zhu Di's: "The Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies." ”？

Or the god of war Zhu Qizhen's "Burial of people, I can't bear it." This matter is self-stopping, and the future generations will not do it. ”？

Or the last saint: "What do I say if my heart is bright"?

Probably not, if you want to rank, it must be this sentence of this person who has not left a name in history. The wildest, the proudest, the most shocking.

"My lord, how about you and I compare words?"

Zhao Wenhua fell directly from the chair, and he really fell down.

He thought that Gao Xiucai was arrogant enough, but he didn't expect that there was a mountain and a mountain high, and this person was really arrogant and broke through the sky!

Don't you know how he developed? Don't you know how he got to where he is today? He can even calculate Zhang Tianci with his hands! What kind of word measurement do you compare with him?

Xiao Feng was also very surprised, looked at the lifter, and his heart suddenly moved: "Your ancestors won't have the surname Xiao, right?" ”

He said proudly: "My lord, the student's family lives for generations!" The art of word measurement has existed since ancient times, and it is not the unique technique of adults.

Don't you know that Confucianism also has a method of word measurement? "Shuowen Jie Zi" began in the Eastern Han Dynasty, which has a record of the art of measuring characters, not a Taoist book, but a Confucian classic.

The art of measuring words is nothing more than 'pretending to be head to foot, wearing the heart cage, adding pen and reducing the pen, cracking the pass, picking words and watching plums', although the mystery is also limited.

Unexpectedly, this technique was whitewashed by adults with fairy dreams, and it was also named

"Cangjie Book of Heaven" is really 'a thousand gold without turtle hand medicine', which is admired by students. ”

These words made everyone's color change, and Zhao Wenhua, who had just gotten up from the ground, was so frightened that he fell off the chair again.

Are you crazy? I just asked you to frustrate Xiao Feng's sharpness, I didn't let you die!

You clearly pointed at Xiao Feng's nose and scolded him, using Confucian knowledge to pretend to be a Taoist technique, casting long live, and selling his reputation!

You not only scolded Xiao Feng, but also indirectly scolded Daomen, and more importantly, you scolded Long live. If Xiao Feng is a liar, what is Long Live? Stupid?

Yes, Banzai was a fool back then, but he hasn't been a fool for many years now, and he thinks he will never be a fool again.

Now you just point your nose and scold him: Hooray, you think you've grown up, but you're still a fool!

Doesn't my godfather know that Banzai is a fool? He dares to say anything now, but he doesn't dare to make a fuss about Xiao Feng's word measurement technique, what do you think it's for?

Xiao Feng is now in power, and he still has Shang Fang's sword in his hand, don't say that you are a small person, you are a relative of the emperor, the prefect of the state, and he will kill if he says kill. No other needs, long live an insult, and there is nowhere to cry out if you kill you!

Besides, it's okay if you die, you can still make Xiao Feng's reputation stink, and killing people in anger is always unpopular, and you can be regarded as worth dying.

The problem is, don't bother me. The three of you are the people I found, if you sweep the majesty of Xiao Feng, no one will go to find out the details, even if you find out that Lao Tzu has a godfather, you are not afraid.

But if you are so nonsense, Xiao Feng will kill you, and then play long live, one

After all, I'm in danger too! I've got a criminal record!

Back then, a sentence of "no basis for words" almost sent away the whole family, two jars of "Baihua Fairy Wine", almost sent away the godfather, this time "Long live the fool", Lao Tzu will really be sent away by you if he can't do it!

Many people in the hall listened to the large technical terms of Jujuren, and almost none of them could understand a few words. The worst thing is Zhang Deaf, this passage really killed him.

"People say that the art of word measurement is nothing more than 'hitting the head of the sister, wearing the core and hugging, licking, licking...... This, this is too rude, I can't even say it deaf! ”

The onlookers were very anxious and dissatisfied: "What are you doing? We asked you to be a translator, are you professional?

What it should be is what it is, whether it is rude or not is what he said, and it has a fart relationship with you? Speak up, talk fast! ”

Zhang Deaf had no choice but to say what he had read, and everyone was stunned and babble.

"Damn, that's rude! Is this talking about word measurement, or is it a flower boat? What's next? ”

Zhang Deaf carefully distinguished: "It is said that the adults are whitewashed with fairy dreams, and they are also named "Cangjie Heavenly Book", which is really 'can't help but shake and get a thousand essences', and the students admire it." ”

The onlookers were stunned: "What the hell are you talking about, just now I was going to the flower building to find a girl, and now I have solved it myself?" ”

Lao Xiucai, who had been contemplating and frowning next to him, finally couldn't help it, he didn't dare to speak anything rude or not rude in front of him, and finally felt that it was too outrageous at this time.

"It sounds like people should be saying 'don't turtle hand medicine and get a thousand gold', this is an allusion, from "Zhuangzi - Leisurely Travel".

Said Song

There is a person in the country who is good at preparing medicine for the prevention and treatment of skin cracking and cracking, for which his family has been rinsing silk cotton for generations, and in winter, other people's families dare not wash, for fear of hand injury, his family dares to wash, so he can earn more money than other people's work for a few months.

When someone heard about it, they bought his prescription for a hundred gold. This Song family gathered the whole family to discuss and said: We have been rinsing silk cotton for generations, and we only earn a few gold a year, and now we can get 100 gold at once by selling prescriptions, so sell it to him!

The man got the prescription and took it and offered it to the king of Wu. King Wu sent the medicine to the army and chose to fight a water battle with the Vietnamese army in winter, but the Vietnamese army's hands and feet were cracked and they could not hold their weapons, and the Wu army defeated the Vietnamese army.

The king of Wu rewarded a thousand gold and fiefs to those who offered medicine. Zhuangzi said that medicine is the same, some people rely on it to get rewards, and some people only use it to rinse silk cotton, because the method used is different! ”

Only then did everyone suddenly realize that complaining about Zhang Deaf was really an old pervert, and anything could be associated with that kind of thing, we and others were all righteous men and gentlemen, so don't listen to it at all.

Zhang Deaf wanted to cry without tears, so he had to continue to make his lips with difficulty, praying in his heart that these two bastards would not drop their bookbags again, it was too difficult for me to earn money.

Xiao Feng pondered for a moment, and suddenly asked Juren: "How old are you to be a showman, and how old are you to be a lifter?" ”

People were stunned, what does this topic mean, I'm talking energetically, why did I suddenly change the topic?

"Adult, the student is a talent at the age of twelve, and a person at the age of sixteen."

"How old are you?"

"The student is Chinese New Year's Eve two years old."

Xiao Feng sighed secretly, but his face was silent: "You."

If you want to compare words, you can. It just happened to be in the city of Nanjing, and I didn't have to test the princess's words every day. You say, how to compare? ”

Juren has been planning for a long time, and he did not hesitate at this time: "Please write down a word for the person who needs to measure the word the most in the field, you and I will measure it separately, whoever measures it accurately, who wins!" ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "Among the people present, who has something important and needs to measure the word?" ”

One sentence detonated the whole scene, oh my God, who hasn't wanted to test words!

Everyone scrambled forward, talking about the necessity of their own word test, hoping to be the lucky one.

"My chickens are lost, the chickens are lost, I ask for word testing!"

"It's a fart if the chicken is lost, this trivial matter also wastes Lord Xiao's energy? My family lost a donkey, a donkey! ”

"Those who throw chickens and donkeys stand back! I want to see if I can have a son! If I didn't have hope, I wouldn't have spent so much money on concubines! ”

"Stand back without a son! Lao Tzu wants to test whether Lao Tzu's son is his own! I was born in five months, and I said I was born prematurely......"

"It doesn't matter if the son is biological or not? Stand back! Lao Tzu wanted to test whether Lao Tzu was born to my father, and he refused to give me the family property! ”

"Did your mother give birth to you prematurely at five months?"

"No, I'm a late born! My mother was fifteen months pregnant! My dad had sex with my mom before he went out on business, and fifteen months later, my dad came back, and I just happened to be born......"

In the midst of the noise, a young man rushed to the hall crying: "My lord, my wife, my wife is gone!" Just open your favor and test me! ”

All

was stunned, if this is the case, then this person does have a priority. Ying Tianfu Yin stood up and testified on behalf of the young man.

"My lord, this person is from Liujia Town, outside Pukou, his wife has been missing for half a month, and he has come to Tianfu to report to the official before.

It's just that the case of population loss has always been difficult to solve, and the lower officials are also having a headache. If it is an adult's gambling competition, it can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone if you can measure the word for him. ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "Then let him write, the questions must be asked clearly." ”

Naturally, there was no opinion, and at that moment, Tianfu Yin asked people to prepare paper and pencils, and asked the young man to come forward and write. At this time, everyone in the hall was looking forward to it, and some people began to leave.

"Alas, you man, what a squeeze, stepped on your foot!"

"It's boring, there's something at home, let's go first, let one go, let one go."

"Che, what's so interesting. Just right, I don't want to see the place to me, your first row is so good......"

The young man was very weak, and his health was not very good at first glance, and his face was blue and white, and he trembled and picked up the pen and wrote down the word "hidden".

"My lord, I want to ask the two of you to help me test, where is my lady hidden? She must have been hidden, or she wouldn't have gone home! ”

Juren looked at Xiao Feng and said with a smile: "I have also heard of the skill of adult word measurement." What can only be measured one word a day, and what irrelevant people can't measure.

In order to prevent adults from regretting it for a while, students should first ask, can this person test where his wife is hiding, can it meet the rules of adult word testing? ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "I haven't tested the words today, he is testing the hiding place of his wife, that is, the relevant person, and."

It's not a matter of life and death, it's measurable. ”

He raised his hand and said: "If the adult tests first, if the student says exactly the same as the adult, I am afraid that it will be difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser."

If the student tested first, I think the adult is embarrassed to say that it is exactly the same as the student's test, right? ”

This sentence is ruthless enough, because people think that word measurement is word measurement, and Xiao Feng's rules are all used to trick and deceive Jiajing.

He began to study "Shuowen Jie Zi" a few years ago, and he has a lot of experience, and he often hits the word test, so there are many people who ask him to test the word for something.

He is a person, and he doesn't accept money from people, even if he is occasionally not allowed, no one will say anything, just laugh and treat it as a funny thing.

One word, asking one thing, dismantling and changing, are all the same, so whoever says first takes advantage of it, the people behind can only echo it, and in the eyes of everyone, it is natural that they have no ability.

Therefore, someone first blocked Xiao Feng's mouth with words, so that he was embarrassed to test first. Otherwise, as Xiao Feng, he had to rush to test first, and he naturally couldn't grab it.

Xiao Feng nodded indifferently: "I also opened my eyes today, if measuring words is really so simple and everyone can measure it, I will also live up to the "Cangjie Heavenly Book".

You test it first, if you test it first, I will test it the same as you, even if you win. ”

The whole audience held their breath and waited to watch the game. Only Zhao Wenhua's mentality is extremely complicated. He didn't want to win now!

Because if the people win in a move, it means that word measurement is not Taoism at all, because Confucianism will also!

At the same time, it also shows that Xiao Feng's "Cangjie Heavenly Book" and what dreams of entering the fairyland are all fake!

This also illustrates hooray

What an idiot! He was even ashamed to say that he had met Xiao Feng in the fairyland! Xiao Feng is a liar, how did you meet him? House of scammers?

Long live is equivalent to being slapped hundreds of times by the neck in front of the whole world, with Long Live temper, he will most likely kill Xiao Feng first, and then kill this stupid person.

Then, he will find out that this fool is the person he found by the fool, who ripped off his fig leaf, and slapped him with his own hands!

Therefore, Banzai will definitely kill me Zhao Wenhua in the end, and my godfather can't keep me, Banzai said!

Just when Zhao Wenhua was trembling and didn't know what to do, Juren had already picked up the piece of paper and pondered it repeatedly.

He used his pen to open and add to another piece of paper, and after tossing it, he put the paper down and smiled confidently.

"My lord, the student has finished the test!"

Xiao Feng also smiled: "Let's say it after the test." ”

Juren pointed to the word "Tibet" and said to the young man: "The word 'Tibet' has a grass prefix on the top and a word 'Zang' on the bottom.

The word 'Zang' corresponds to the word 'no', which means good. Therefore, your lady is safe and sound right now! ”

The young man's eyes lit up, he breathed a sigh of relief, and nodded again and again: "You have the ability to lift people, you have the ability, please continue!" ”

"The outside of the word 'Zang' is 'E', and 'E' has the shape of "Hua", and the word "Hua" under the prefix of the grass word is the word "Hua".

The word "Zang" is "minister", and the "minister" under "flower" is also a guest of Qinglou. There are very few green buildings in Nanjing, but there are many flower boats.

The word 'flower' should correspond to the flower boat, and your lady should have been sold to the flower boat, as long as you ask the mansion Yin Da

Men send men to seek them, and they will find them. ”

This word measurement is reasonable and convincing, and at the same time, people also have doubts about Xiao Feng's word measurement technique for the first time.

Is word measurement really just that? Reading a book, learning for a few years, something that can be learned, Xiao Feng is so amazing, mysterious and mysterious, is it really just to deceive Long live?

The young man only wanted to find his wife at this time, and he didn't care about giving gifts, so he turned around and knelt down for Ying Tianfu Yin.

"My lord, I beg my lord to send someone to the flower boat to find it, and I ask my lord to save my lady!"

Ying Tianfu Yin looked at Xiao Feng in embarrassment. Under normal circumstances, there are so many flower boats on the Qinhuai River, and it is unrealistic to go to check one by one in order to find a missing civilian woman.

What's more, Xiao Feng hasn't spoken yet, if Xiao Feng doesn't agree to send someone to investigate, then isn't it thankless for him? What if Xiao Feng became angry and slashed himself with Shang Fang's sword?

Xiao Feng walked down the lobby, picked up the piece of paper, and looked at the word "hidden" carefully. He was preoccupied, his face was solemn, and everyone could feel that his face was a little pale.

He stood aside, smiling, but with a hint of sarcasm on his lips.

Xiao Feng said half a word, either he couldn't measure it, or he measured it the same as himself, no matter which one it was, he would lose.

Xiao Feng suddenly sighed: "This woman should indeed be on the flower boat." ”

Zhao Wenhua collapsed on the chair all of a sudden, and there was only one thought in his heart: It's over, it's a big game now!