Sanxiu was stunned for a moment, and then said hurriedly: "This ...... How can this be counted? ”

Xiao Feng was surprised: "Why, isn't Wang Zhi's fleet often stationed in Dawan in the past few years?" Didn't he himself stay in Grand Bay a lot? ”

Sanxiu defended: "But Wang Zhi was a pirate at that time!" His fleet is all smugglers and pirates, too! ”

Xiao Feng shook his head and said: "You don't care what he did at that time, now his fleet is the Daming Water Division, and he is the Daming Sanpin Zhenhai General."

The envoys of this country know that our ministry also has archives, do you want to see them? ”

Sanxiu said angrily: "What he did when he was a pirate, how can he be confused with what he did when he became a Ming general?" ”

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "According to your meaning, you were just a monk, but today you suddenly became an envoy, and when you return to China, you will be a monk again."

So what you did when you were an envoy has nothing to do with what you did when you were a monk, and what you did when you were a monk has nothing to do with what you did when you were an envoy?

If so, won't everything you say at this time when you return home not count? So what else is the court talking to you? ”

Sanxiu opened his mouth and stammered, and said for a long time: "This is different, the poor monk became a messenger first, and then did the messenger's business, but Wang Zhi was a later general, how can his identity be counted back?" ”

Xiao Feng's heart was empty: "What do you mean by this, that is, what identity was there before, and what identity can only be during that time?"

Even if you change your identity afterwards, you can't change your previous identity? Is it all like this? ”

Sanyu laughed: "This is the principle of nature, can there be any doubts?" Heavenly Master's question is so ridiculous! ”

Xiao Feng asked without giving up: "Is it possible, although it was not this identity before, but later the identity changed, and the previous identity must be determined by the later identity?" ”

Sanxiu looked at Xiao Feng with disdain: "Xiao Tianshi is messing around, what is the use?" No is no good! ”

Xiao Feng asked depressedly, "Is it impossible?" ”

Sanxiu was categorical: "Impossible!" ”

Xiao Feng was annoyed and angry: "If this is indeed the case, and all the envoys approve it, what do you say?" ”

Sanxiu held his head high: "All the envoys are also well-educated, I don't believe anyone will be shameless to this extent!" If you tell me about it, even if what you said is justified! ”

The envoys of various countries were silent, saying that we only eat melons, why do we have to ask us if the melons are ripe or not? What if you get stabbed?

Xiao Feng's annoyed expression miraculously disappeared, and he looked at Sanxiu with interest.

"Since you are familiar with Chinese etiquette and culture, and claim to inherit the authentic tradition, don't you know the word 'chai'?"

Sanxiu was like being struck by lightning, and stood on the spot.

Of course, he knew about the seal, not only did he know, but he also knew that it was one of the most important rituals in Chinese culture.

And not only China, but the entire cultural circle under Chinese influence revere this practice, and even Japan is not exempt from vulgarity.

I became the emperor, but my father never was, so I have to make my father the emperor too.

Even if the highest achievement in his life is just a cowherding brother, it will not delay him from becoming an emperor after his death, and he will be an emperor from beginning to end, don't mention the matter of herding cattle again!

After Comrade Zhu Chongba became the emperor, he honored his ancestors for four generations in one go, but in fact, he may not even know how many cows his ancestors spared.

But this did not delay him from pursuing his respect, and his ancestor Zhu Bailiu, great-grandfather Zhu Sijiu, grandfather Zhu Chuyi, and father Zhu Wusi all ascended the throne and became emperors together.

And when people mentioned it later, these four were emperors, and they were by no means herding cattle, chopping wood, or begging for food. Whoever dares to say that it is not, it is not respecting the law of etiquette.

Emperor Jiajing even felt a little embarrassed that his father was the prince, and in order to make his father the emperor, he did not hesitate to launch a big ceremony discussion and fight flesh and blood, just for this obsession.

Although Japan claims to be the emperor of the eternal lineage, and has not changed the dynasty, it does not delay the actual emperor, the shogun, to posthumously crown his father.

They also feel that they have become generals, how can their father be a cattle herder? No, at least it has to be a big name!

Xiao Feng looked at Sanxiu with a smile: "Master, master?" Wake up, do you need to give the speeches to the envoys one by one? ”

Sanxiu finally stammered: "This ...... How can this be compared? The general is not an emperor after all......"

Xiao Feng smiled: "Your Japanese shoguns are not emperors, and they will also posthumously crown their fathers." What's more, China's courtiers have made great contributions, and some parents have been posthumously sealed. ”

Sanxiu thought about it, but what he said before was too full, and now he can only pinch his nose and admit it.

"Even if the Heavenly Master wins this game, the identity after that can be traced back to the past."

Xiao Feng nodded: "So Dawan Island has always had my Ming garrison, do you admit this?" ”

Sanxiu gritted his teeth and nodded, there is no way, since he has recognized Wang Zhi's identity as a Ming general, then the group of pirates under him at the beginning is naturally the Ming garrison.

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "So Dawan Island has been my country's territory since ancient times, whether in the past or now, you also admit this?" ”

Sanxiu thought about it, this pit was actually not too deep, but Xiao Feng had laid too much ground in front of him, and he had no way to refute it, so he could only nod again.

Xiao Feng exhaled softly: "Since Dawan Island is the territory of the Ming Dynasty, then may I ask the master, is Ryukyu closer to Dawan or closer to Japan?" ”

Sanxiu knew that Xiao Feng had been around for a long time just for this sentence, and he had already prepared for defense in advance when he retreated all the way.

"Heavenly Master, this matter cannot be simply based on distance.

Although Ryukyu is relatively close to the Great Bay, as we said earlier, in addition to the distance, it is also necessary to look at the cultural affiliation.

Our country inherits the orthodox Chinese culture, and the Ryukyus admire and belong to the Chinese culture, and the people want it, but their king has gone in the wrong direction! ”

Xiao Feng was not in a hurry, and first harvested the fruits of victory: "As the master said before, whether Ryukyu belongs to the Ming Dynasty or Japan, one looks at the distance, and the other looks at the cultural belonging.

Now that the master has recognized that Ryukyu is closer to the Ming Dynasty, then the next step is to look at the cultural affiliation. Daming is already one game ahead.

I don't even need to prove that the Chinese culture of the Ming Dynasty is stronger than the Japanese one, I just need to divide it equally, then there is no doubt that Ryukyu is a domain of the Ming Dynasty, right? ”

Sanxiu sneered in his heart, boy, you are as slippery as a ghost, and you still drank the footwashing water of the poor monk.

Do you really think I'm bent on proving that Japan's Chinese culture is stronger than the Ming Dynasty? That was the best, but it wasn't the only way I could win.

If you lose, I will win; You are angry and angry, and I win; You're evenly divided, and I'll win! The advantage is always mine!

You are the root of Chinese culture and the suzerain of culture, and if you are on an equal footing with Japan, it has actually proved that Japan is stronger than you.

This kind of psychological impact is huge for other countries, and it will destroy the sense of belonging of the Ming Dynasty in their minds in one fell swoop, and when Japan conquers them later, the resistance they encounter will be much weaker.

The reason why Sanxiu retreated all the way was that, on the one hand, he was indeed dug by Xiao Feng, and he couldn't force his words; On the other hand, he is also digging a pit, letting Xiao Feng take the lead.

Normal people's thinking is that there are two games in total, I won the first game, and I can qualify if I draw the second game! That's going to be a draw psychologically!

As everyone knows, as long as you have the idea that you can qualify if you have a draw, it will be difficult to draw; And the most insidious thing about this pit is that if you tie, you actually lose.

So Sanxiu deliberately pretended to be helpless: "Yes, as long as the Heavenly Master can prove that the Ming Dynasty and Japan are equally divided in China's cultural inheritance, Ryukyu will naturally belong to the Ming Dynasty." ”

Xiao Feng was overjoyed: "Then Japan's invasion of the Ryukyus is an invasion of the Ming Dynasty, and it is reasonable for the Ming Dynasty to fight back by any means, right?" ”

Sanxiu sneered in his heart, if you have a way to fight back, you can. General Xiao Qin said that the Daming Naval Division had not yet been built, and with only the two fleets of Wang Zhi and Xu Hai, it would be difficult to defeat the naval alliance of Japan and Franco!

"What the Heavenly Master said is true, so please ask the Heavenly Master to prove that the Ming Dynasty and Japan are equal in terms of cultural inheritance."

Xiao Feng looked at Sanxiu, and suddenly smiled: "Are you so anxious to be equal, is it because as long as I prove this, Japan and the Ming Dynasty will be on an equal footing in the status of cultural suzerain?" ”

Sanxiu was stunned for a moment, and his heart suddenly sank. This bastard, who has been pretending for a long time, turns out that he already knows his purpose?

But what if you do? What can he do? Sankyu has a high degree of confidence in Japan's Tang Dynasty cultural heritage!

"If the Heavenly Master can prove that Da Ming wins, it will naturally be better. It's just that the poor monk has already said four pieces of evidence just now, but the Heavenly Master doesn't have any of them! ”

Xiao Feng smiled: "This is proof that you don't understand Chinese culture." Don't you know that China is a country of etiquette, and has always paid attention to the first salute and then the soldiers?

You are a guest from afar, I let you say it first, it is equivalent to retreating three ways, giving three punches, and now it's my turn to fight back. ”

Sanxiu subconsciously took a half step back, for fear that Xiao Feng would be angry and wanted to talk to himself about physics, but Xiao Feng didn't.

The master said that Japan's clothing is exactly the same as that in the picture of the maid in the Tang Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty is different from the Han and Tang Dynasties, and on this ground, it is judged that the Ming Dynasty inherits the Han and Tang Dynasty culture and is not as good as Japan.

But I don't know that clothing is the skin of a person, and when it is beautiful and practical, it should always evolve with the dynasty.

Today's Ming Dynasty is dressed in a crown, based on the costumes of the Han and Tang dynasties, men are divided into military uniforms, and women are divided into regular dresses, which are more beautiful and practical!

On the other hand, your Japanese costumes imitate Tang costumes, but they are not in shape, only beautiful and practical, and it is difficult to distinguish between men's and women's clothing.

The most ridiculous thing is that I don't know how to change because of people, blindly copy and copy, pretend to be ugly and don't know it, what kind of cultural inheritance? ”

This is enough to damage, but Sanxiu calmed down and decided not to be fooled, so he just asked indifferently.

"What the Heavenly Master said is strong and reasonable, and there is no empirical evidence. What is the evidence that clothing has evolved with dynasties? ”

"Your ancestors wore leaves, and you are dressed decently now, isn't that a proof that the clothes have been evolving?"

"What is the reason why Japanese clothing is not practical?"

"The common feature of Japanese costumes, both men and women, is that they are easy to take off, and when they pull their belts, they are naked. What can this costume be practical for other than sleeping? ”

"May I ask if Japanese costumes have changed without knowing it, and they are ugly without knowing it, what evidence do they have?"

"The clothes of the Han and Tang dynasties are designed for the Chinese. In China of the Han and Tang Dynasties, both men and women, they were tall and beautiful, and their bodies were plump. Therefore, the robe and long skirt are elegant.

You are both male and female, and you are all five short in stature, with short legs and thick waist. The thin are like monkeys, and the strong are like buckets. Copying Han and Tang Dynasty costumes with this figure, isn't it ugly and not knowing? ”

Xiao Feng beckoned and called a brocade guard.

The Jinyi guard, who is qualified to be on duty in the main hall, naturally has a male model-like figure, and with a flying fish suit, it is simply a screen-licking existence.

Xiao Feng let him walk a few steps on the spot and turn around, and the envoys of various countries were all dazzled and ashamed.

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "If the master is not convinced, he can also come up and take two steps." If you feel that using guards is too bullying, it doesn't hurt to accompany the master for a walk. ”

Sanxiu secretly gritted his teeth, and said in his heart that we also have beautiful men and women in Japan, but the poor monks didn't bring them!

However, there is one thing he can't refute, the average height of the Japanese at this time is indeed too low, and the envoys of various countries have seen it, and it is pointless for him to deny it.

So Sanxiu snorted: "The matter of clothing and crown has its own merits, don't hold on to it, the Heavenly Master will continue to make moves." ”

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "The master said that the Japanese music calligraphy and painting all have Tang style, and the music calligraphy and painting of the Ming Dynasty have no Tang style."

Let's talk about Yale first, Yale originated from the Shang and Zhou dynasties, and has never been cut off in the court since the Han and Tang dynasties. The Ming court Yale, the envoys of various countries have heard of it, is it worse than your Japanese one?

And the master only said Yale, but he failed the Tang Dynasty. The greatest contribution of the Tang Dynasty to music, in addition to inheriting elegant music, is to spread music to the people.

Happiness is also music, solo music is not as good as public music, whether it is China or Japan, only high-ranking officials and dignitaries can hear Yale, what vitality can it have?

The reason why the Tang Dynasty is the Tang Dynasty is because of its inclusiveness and openness, not only with the people, but also because of you, the Japanese people who crossed the sea, can hear and learn good things! ”

Sanxiu snorted: "The mouth of the Heavenly Master is like a river, but the poor monk doesn't understand, why did the Tang Dynasty spread the music to the people?" ”

"Master, in the prosperous era of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, Tang Xuanzong created the pear orchard, promoted the opera in the music to the whole country, and has been regarded as the ancestor of the pear orchard, don't you know?"

Sanxiu was stunned for a moment: "This ...... Naturally, the poor monk knew. ”

"Is the prosperous era of Kaiyuan considered a prosperous Tang Dynasty? Is opera the joy of the Tang Dynasty? ”

"This ...... That's right. ”

"Can Japan inherit the joy of the Tang Dynasty?"

"Heavenly Master, there are operas in Japan."

Xiao Feng laughed: "Japanese opera is just Noh opera, kabuki, puppet play, and it is also worthy of being called opera?"

The master went to look everywhere in the Ming Dynasty, these things are the most unpopular things, and the real troupe is too lazy to perform these things.

You look at the whole "The Legend of the West Chamber", you look at the whole "Dou E's Injustice", you look at the whole "Xiao Wuji has not ...... yet", forget it.

That's when you know what real opera is! I know what it means to sit in a well and watch the sky! ”

Sanxiu looked at the envoys, and when he saw that they were all looking at him like clowns, he knew that what Xiao Feng said was true.

He really didn't understand the development of Chinese opera, and it was difficult to argue with him, so he had to continue to start a new line.

"And what about calligraphy and painting?"

Xiao Feng looked at him amusedly: "Since the Han and Tang dynasties, Chinese calligraphy and painting have emerged in an endless stream, and any few of them can crush you Japan."

If you compare it with previous years, have you heard of Su Huang Mi Cai? If you compare it to the past few years, have Tang Zhuwen Xu heard of it?

I'm just going to find a former head assistant of Zhishi, write a few words and take them back to Japan, and your calligraphers will have to hang themselves en masse! ”

Sanxiu gritted his teeth and said, "What about Buddhism and martial arts?" You worship the Tao and suppress the Buddha, and the Han and Tang dynasties all respected the Dharma!

There is also martial arts, the fists, feet and sword techniques of my Japanese samurai, all from Tang hands and Tang swords! Is this the case with Da Ming's kung fu? ”

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "It is true that the Ming Dynasty has worshiped the Tao in recent years, but it is biased to say that the Tao is worshiped and the Buddha is suppressed.

Now take out the roster of the Sangha Division and the Daolu Division to check it, and the number of monks is not less than that of the Taoist priests. ”

Sanxiu shook his head and said: "Whether Buddhism is prosperous or not is not necessarily related to the number of people, but the attitude of the imperial court towards Buddhism.

Since worshipping the Tao will inevitably suppress the Buddha, why should the Heavenly Master argue? ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "According to what the master said, then Japan also worships Taoism and suppresses Buddhism, and it is more powerful than Da Ming, where does the face come from to say Da Ming?" ”

Sanxiu was taken aback: "Heavenly Master, don't talk nonsense, Japan respects Buddhism very much, and there is no such thing as worshipping the Tao and suppressing the Buddha!" What evidence does the Celestial Master have? ”

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "Master, you just said that the attitude of the imperial court determines whether Buddhism is prosperous, so may I ask whether the Japanese emperor is Buddhist or Taoist?" ”

Sanxiu was speechless for a while, and only after a long time did he say slowly: "The emperor is a god on earth, and he is my Japanese Shinto. But Shinto is not the same as Taoism in China. ”

Xiao Feng looked at Sanxiu: "Is Shinto Buddhism?" Is the emperor, a human god, a god in Buddhism? ”

Sanxiu shook his head slowly. Shinto Buddhism in Japan was still in a fierce confrontation with Buddhism, and it was not until the Tokugawa shogunate that it began to gradually merge and recognize each other.

Sankyu struggled: "But the emperor of Japan is a ...... who respects Buddhism more"

Xiao Feng shook his head and said, "There should also be a sequence of respecting the Dharma. The emperor claimed to be a descendant of Amaterasu, the supreme god of Shinto.

You see our long live of the Ming Dynasty, long live is the Son of Heaven, and the Son of Heaven is naturally a Taoist saying, so Long Live respects Taoism more, how bright and fair!

The master should know that in Chinese culture, there is a saying that 'a son is not ugly for a mother, and a dog is not for a poor family'. But what did you Japanese emperors do?

On the one hand, he said that he was a descendant of Amaterasu and relied on Shinto to be the emperor. He turned his head and said that he respected the Dharma more. Isn't forgetting one's ancestors like this a villain's act with different hearts? ”

Sanxiu was so angry that he smoked, how could he talk and say, the emperor became a villain with different hearts? But Xiao Feng's crooked reasoning couldn't think of a reason to refute it.

Originally, you relied on your Shinto background to become the emperor, and you didn't want to fight for your parents, but you turned your head and knelt down to lick other people's homes, is this like words?

"Heavenly Master, don't speak wildly, this topic is too sensitive, and it is easy to be crabbed, let's talk about martial arts!"

Xiao Feng laughed: "What is there to say about martial arts?" The martial arts that the Japanese have learned are only scratching the surface, and there is a difference of 108,000 miles from the real martial arts in China. ”

Sanxiu said coldly: "Heavenly Master, don't talk about it, can you also have evidence for this kind of thing?" ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "Since the master claims to have a deep understanding of Chinese culture, doesn't he know that from ancient times to the present, there is a rule in Chinese martial arts?" ”

Sanxiu thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with what this rule was, he only said that Xiao Feng was playing tricks, so he mocked.

"I don't know what rules of martial arts are in Chinese culture, which can be used as evidence for the Heavenly Master to prove that Japan has only learned the surface of kung fu?"