The following words are the explanation of the Ryukyu prince, and for the sake of coherence in tone, there is no need to limit it without quotation marks, everyone knows that this is what he said.

This sentence must be explained, otherwise any of you will take the following words as real history, and in the end you will not be admitted to college, or you will teach your children badly, and you will be counted on Xiao Feng's head.

Qin Shi Huang is definitely Jiajing's old-timer in terms of cultivating and becoming an immortal, although he is not as colorful as Jiajing, but he is also quite fierce.

Then there was a guy named Xu Fu, who should be Tao Zhongwen's old-timer, who told Jiajingguang that taking drugs was not a way, and that there was a shortcut to becoming an immortal in addition to studying hard and practicing hard.

It's like if you want to be the protagonist, in addition to diligently studying acting skills and accumulating qualifications, you can also change your clothes in the middle of the night and knock on the director's door.

But don't make some people's mistakes, listen to more vulgar literary and artistic works, which can help you reasonably avoid many pitfalls.

The first is to make sure that the director's gender is different from yours, otherwise although there is still a chance, the probability is always much smaller, unless it is a director from a certain country.

The second is to make sure that the director's main work is not an animated film, but a live-action performance. Otherwise, after you have dedicated yourself to art, you can only contribute to art again.

Xu Fu's idea for Qin Shi Huang was to directly find an immortal to promote. But Qin Shi Huang is very distressed, the director who can help him become an immortal, no, where are the immortals?

Since Xu Fu dared to make this suggestion, he was still prepared. Xu Fu took out a book "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", which was very famous at the time, and there were a lot of illustrations in the book.

Xu Fu pointed to the illustration and told Qin Shi Huang that people say that there are immortal mountains overseas, and the mountains are in the ethereal space, and there is a clubhouse on the mountain, and the clubhouse is called heaven and earth......

It's on the stage, it's not what Xu Fu said, it's written on a small card stuffed into the hotel, and what Xu Fu said is still very serious.

People say that there are immortal mountains overseas, and there are three in total. Penglai, abbot, Yingzhou. There are many immortal directors living on each of them.

The description of Penglai Mountain is relatively simple, it is said that there are houses made of gold and jade, as well as pure white birds and beasts, I have to say that this description is indeed a bit like heaven and earth.

The description of Abbot Mountain is amazing, there are also houses made of gold and jade, and there are dragons living on the mountain! Dragons, can you usually see a dragon?

And what's even more powerful is that there are 100,000 immortals on Abbot Mountain who are unwilling to fly to the heavenly court! This is a masterclass in the directing department!

The description of Yingzhou is the most mysterious, not only are there immortals on the island who are unwilling to ascend, but there are also even more awesome existences!

It is said that there is a fairy grass growing on the mountain, and there is a fairy spring called Yuli Spring, both of which can make people immortal when eaten and drunk!

To sum up, these three mountains seem to have a progressive relationship at the level of. Penglai is the entry-level, the abbot is the master, and Yingzhou is the master!

But for Qin Shi Huang, as long as he can find an entry-level immortal mountain, it will definitely be a victory! No matter how good he is as a director, the salary is the most important!

The salary I want is to live forever and become an immortal, as long as I can achieve this goal, everything else is fine!

So he was bent on becoming famous, no, Qin Shi Huang, who was bent on becoming an immortal, was fooled and lame by Xu Fu, and took out a large amount of money to build a super big ship to support Xu Fu to go overseas to find Xianshan.

After the ship was built, Xu Fu told Qin Shi Huang that there were big fish guarding the outside of the fairy mountain, and there were immortal magic organs, even if they found it, they couldn't get close and couldn't go up.

Qin Shi Huang asked Xu Fu if he had any good ideas, and Xu Fu said that the big fish had to be sacrificed with a large number of boys and girls, and the immortal law organs needed skilled craftsmen to crack them, and Qin Shi Huang agreed and prepared them one by one.

Before leaving, Xu Fu said that the immortals are not all so generous, what if they go through a lot of hardships and still don't give them a chance? Don't give a gift or something?

Qin Shi Huang said how much gold and silver treasure do you need to prepare? Xu Fu shook his head, the immortals have never seen any treasures, and besides, there may not be a place for consumption on the island.

Give gifts to immortals, you have to do what you like. Thinking about the immortals, they don't lack anything, maybe they haven't touched the fireworks in the world for too long, and maybe they miss their hometown on the tip of their tongue, so it's best to bring some food.

Qin Shi Huang was embarrassed, the food was well prepared, but you don't know how long you will be floating on the sea, and when you see the immortals, won't the food stink a long time ago?

Xu Fu said that he was not afraid, let's focus on a fresh. I brought grain and vegetable seeds on the boat, and when I arrived at Xianshan, I planted rice and vegetables for them first, and then cooked for them to eat.

Qin Shi Huang felt a little ridiculous, went into the restaurant and ordered a fish, people said that it was already a curse to fish for you, you actually want to grow this cooking, don't you take the gods to interrupt?

Xu Fu explained that immortals are immortal, and a person who has lived for tens of thousands of years feels like waiting for half a year, which is similar to the feeling of waiting for a fast food.

Qin Shi Huang felt that it made sense, but where were the immortals from? Which of the original Seven Kingdoms should be the hometown on the tip of the tongue? What kind of seeds do you want to bring?

Xu Fu said that it was precisely because he didn't know, so he would rather be indiscriminate, bring all the seeds, and when the time comes, whatever the gods are willing to eat, I will plant for him!

Qin Shi Huang was conquered, so he had people collect seeds of almost all kinds of grains and vegetables, and brought them to Xu Fu in large bags.

Xu Fu drove a big boat, with five hundred pairs of boys and girls, skilled craftsmen, and all kinds of seeds, and set sail to sea under the expectant gaze of Qin Shi Huang, and never heard from him since.

No news is on the side of Qin Shi Huang, he looked like a wangfu stone for many years, until he died, and he couldn't wait for Xu Fu. So many people reasonably speculated that Xu Fu deceived Qin Shi Huang.

Some wild historians pointed out based on Xu Fu's strange preparations before going to sea that Xu Fu had no intention of coming back in the first place. He is a native of Qi, not Qin, so it is likely that he is against Qin Shi Huang.

But Qin Shi Huang had already unified China, so Xu Fu took his own people and all kinds of materials prepared by Qin Shi Huang to help him sail away in order not to live on Qin Shi Huang's territory, and went to the desert island to survive.

But in the story of the Ryukyu prince, the second half of the story is completely different from this much-respected hypothesis.

Xu Fu sincerely looked for the immortal mountain for Qin Shi Huang, on the one hand, he had good professional ethics, and on the other hand, he also hoped that he could become an immortal.

Find a fairy director, even if Qin Shihuang is the male number one, you can mix the male number two. The size is also an immortal, and if you are an immortal, you are stronger than mortals!

So Xu Fu came all the way, passed by Dawan, and didn't look like Xianshan, and passed by Ryukyu, and didn't look like Xianshan, and when he passed by Japan, he didn't look like a fucking person!

After Xu Fu crossed Japan, he continued to walk forward, and he finally saw a fairy mountain, which was really a cloud on the sea, between the ethereal and ethereal.

Xu Fu excitedly kowtowed desperately on the boat, and then ordered someone to aim the bow of the boat at the Immortal Mountain and drive straight over.

There were no big fish in the way, and there was no barrier set up by the gods, everything went smoothly. But the crowd became more and more panicked.

Because it stands to reason that no matter what object is, the farther away it is, the smaller it looks, and the closer it is, the bigger it looks, which is a natural principle that everyone knows.

Unexpectedly, the immortal mountain looked very big from afar, but the closer it gets, the smaller it gets, and the closer it gets, the smaller it gets!

By the time the ship arrived, the fairy mountain was gone, only a raised reef on the sea in front of it.

Xu Fu was shocked and asked people to stop the boat immediately. But at that time, the big ship was very cumbersome, and it was not possible to turn if it wanted to, but to stop if it wanted to.

The big ship crashed straight into the reef, but fortunately there was no tofu scum project that year, and the bow was extremely strong, only hitting a pit, and there was no water leakage.

Then the reef was gone, as if there had never been a reef at sea.

Xu Fu ordered the boatmen with good water to go down to the sea to find the location of the reef, but none of the boatmen who went into the water saw the reef.

It stands to reason that a reef that can be exposed to the surface of the water must at least look like a hill below the surface of the sea, but the reef below the sea has just disappeared out of thin air!

Then a boatman pointed to the bow and shouted. Xu Fu went to the bow of the boat to take a look, only to find that a large stone had been knocked off the reef just now, and it was embedded in the wood at the bow of the ship at this time!

Xu Fu had the stone pry off the bow of the ship and move it to the ship.

The stone was strangely shaped, but Xu Fu felt that the reef itself was strange, and the stone that fell off was naturally unusual, so he let people treasure it in the cabin.

After a simple repair of the bow, the big ship continued to move forward, and one day at noon, a cook suddenly ran to Xu Fu in a panic, saying that the ship was haunted.

Xu Fu was very unhappy, you must know that it is most taboo to say that it is haunted in the vast sea, which will make the people on the boat panic.

What's more, although he hasn't cultivated to become an immortal, he is also a monk, does the ghost dare to be so faceless?

When Xu Fu and the cook came to the cabin, they understood the reason for the cook's panic. The big ships sailed on the sea, and of course they had to catch fish often to eat.

Because although the ship carries enough provisions, no one knows how long they will be adrift at sea, and it is the rule that if there is fish to eat, they will not eat meat first.

The day before yesterday, the cook put the fish in the cabin, cleaned them up one by one, and stewed a pot of fish soup for everyone to eat. One of the fish struggled so hard that it fell to the ground and jumped into the rock.

The stone was full of crevices and holes, and although it was not twisted, the fish could not catch it by hand if it fell into it. The cook was in a hurry to stew the fish, after all, there were many people on the boat waiting to eat, so they didn't care about the fish.

This morning he suddenly remembered the fish, and thought it was going to stink. The cook knew that Xu Fu attached great importance to the stone and was afraid of being scolded, so he quickly found a hook and ran to the stone to hook the fish out.

After a long time, he finally hooked the fish, but the cook was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and then ran out to find Xu Fu.

Now Xu Fu was staring at the fish lying on the floor of the cabin. The fish's eyes were bigger than Xu Fu's, he didn't blink, he looked very unconvinced, and the fish's mouth kept opening and closing, and it was estimated that he was scolding very badly.

Xu Fu reached out and touched the stone, it was extremely dry, and there was no feeling of dampness at all.

In other words, the fish lived in the stone for two days and one night without any water, and at this time it was as energetic as if it had just come out of the water!

Xu Fu suddenly trembled, he took off the hook from the fish, put it on the edge of the stone, and told the cook not to tell anyone about it, so as not to cause panic.

No one will be allowed to enter this cabin in the future, and Xu Fu will manage it personally. He watched with his own eyes as the fish lived day after day on the floor without a single drop of water.

Xu Fu took dozens of fish, put them together on the edge of the stone, and then put two of these fish every other step according to the distance from the stone.

As the night passed, the outermost circles of fish had already stinked, but their companions, who were one step away from their corpses, still glared and cursed in disbelief.

Xu Fu walked towards the stone step by step, and finally determined the power range of this stone - thirty-six steps, which is exactly the number of the thirty-six heavens of Taoism.

Xu Fu was a rigorous experimentalist, and he killed a few of the swearful fish, and placed them inside and outside the thirty-six paces range.

Although the fish within thirty-six steps are still alive, the carcass remains fresh and does not freeze at zero degrees; Fish thirty-six paces away stinked overnight.

Xu Fu stood thirty-six steps away, looking at the stone, in the empty cabin, Xu Fu suddenly found that the stone was at a certain angle, and the cracks and holes on it actually formed a word - immortal.

At that moment, Xu Fu knew that he had found Xianshan.

This stone is part of the fairy mountain. This may be a gift from an immortal, or a fairy fate by accident.

He trembled with excitement, although he didn't know if this stone could make Qin Shi Huang immortal and become an immortal, but judging from those fish, it was definitely not a problem to prolong life and live a hundred years.

Xu Fu ordered the big ship to turn around and go back to his hometown! He excitedly told everyone that everyone had made great contributions this time, and they would definitely be prosperous and wealthy when they returned to Daqin. The cheers shook the sky and the sea.

On their way back, they passed through Japan and then through the Ryukyus, but perhaps because the heavens did not allow the treasure to leave the sea, they encountered a storm near the Ryukyus that they had never seen before.

Relying on the strong quality of Made in China, the big ship resisted the storm, but it was also riddled with holes. The most terrible thing is that the cabin was pierced by the huge waves, and the stone of the fairy mountain sank to the bottom of the sea.

Xu Fu docked the big ship in the Ryukyus and salvaged it day and night, but found nothing.

The boatmen told him that the stone was hollow, not very heavy, and that it would not necessarily go anywhere in the undercurrent of such a powerful storm.

Judging from the direction of the seawater, it may end up near the island of Japan. Of course, the island didn't have a name at that time, and both Japan and the Ryukyus were named later.

Xu Fu finally drove the big ship that was about to fall apart to the Japanese island, and never left again.

First, he didn't have the face to go back to see Qin Shi Huang, and secondly, he held the hope that one day he would be able to salvage that piece of immortal mountain stone.

Third, the big ship has fallen apart, although he has craftsmen in his hands, after all, the manpower is limited, and it is not realistic to rely on those five hundred pairs of boys and girls to work as child laborers, and then build a big ship that can return to Daqin.

The islands of Japan are full of natives, Xu Fu struck down and told them that he was a god descending from the heavens, and then he thought about it, he couldn't perform the art of flying to the sky, or the descendants of the gods were more reliable.

The first emperor was born, and when Xu Fu was dying of old age and passed the throne to his son, he took his son's hand and burst into tears.

"Keep looking for that Senshan stone, that stone is at the bottom of the sea, maybe in Japan, maybe in the Ryukyus, maybe ...... I've returned to Immortal Mountain.

I can't go back to Daqin in my life, and I don't know how long Daqin can last. But if one day I can find the Immortal Stone, help me bring it back to Middle-earth. ”

When the second emperor was dying, he also held his son's hand and burst into tears.

"Continue to look for that fairy mountain stone, and after finding it, bury it in my father's grave and my father's grave, maybe we can be resurrected."

When the third emperor was dying, he still held his son's hand and burst into tears.

"Continue to look for that immortal mountain stone, after finding it, destroy it, Lao Tzu can't live forever, and others don't think about it!"

After the fourth emperor ascended the throne, he formed a secret team to find the fairy mountain stone for him, and when he was dying, he held his son's hand and burst into tears.

"Continue to look for that immortal mountain stone, after you find it, you will become an immortal first, and then resurrect Lao Tzu, don't worry, I won't rob you of the throne, don't worry!"

Generation, generation after generation, each Japanese emperor has had people secretly salvage the stone. Not only did he salvage himself, but he also forced the king of the Ryukyus to salvage as well.

On many occasions, when the Emperor of Japan heard that a fisherman in the Ryukyus had caught a stone, he immediately sent a secret team to ask for it.

The king of the Ryukyus reluctantly told them every time that there really wasn't, just an ordinary stone.

But the secret team will not be gullible, they eat and live directly in the Ryukyu royal palace like a usury who collects debts legally, and they follow the Ryukyu king wherever he goes.

Even when the king of the Ryukyus was working hard for the country, they tried to watch and follow, and finally provoked the king of the Ryukyus.

No matter how small your country is, you are also a king, how can you be so presumptuous!

So the Ryukyu guards got into a fight with the secret team, and after the heads of both sides were bleeding, they went to interview the fishermen who had recovered the stones.

After listening to the simple description, it is best to draw another picture to confirm that it is indeed not Xianshan Stone, and the debt collection team returned in a huff.

After some time, the Emperor of Japan heard that a fisherman in the Ryukyus had caught a stone, so the secret team of the children and grandchildren of the secret team set out again......

For thousands of years, Japan and the Ryukyu royal family have been engaged in this secret exchange. But neither side dared to speak out, because they knew that in the event of a big fight, Ryukyu would inevitably cry for help.

Once the cry of help reaches China, it will be terrible for both sides. No matter which dynasty or emperor China is, there is one core need that will not change.

That is to live forever and become an immortal. When any emperor hears about this, he will pour all the power of the country into grabbing the immortal mountain stone. But herein lies the awkward point of the problem.

Because neither Japan nor the Ryukyus have this fairy mountain stone in their hands. Japan thought that the Ryukyus had been caught, so they came to grab it, but the Ryukyus didn't actually have it.

Think about it, the Japanese and Ryukyu sides were fighting lively, and the Chinese fleet, which heard the cry of help, came, and then ordered both sides to stop and hand over the Xianshan Stone!

Japan must say that it is in the hands of the Ryukyus, and the Ryukyus do not, but they say that they do not estimate China and do not believe it.

The Chinese fleet looked at Japan, and then at the Ryukyus, and the consequences of this can be imagined.

If it's really in someone's hands, it can't be beaten to others. If you have something, you are not afraid of being robbed, but if you don't have something, you may die!

Friends who have studied abroad in beautiful countries understand this. If someone wants to rob you, you'd better have something for someone to rob, otherwise the consequences will be serious!

Even if Japan and the Ryukyus have a unified caliber at this time, saying that there is no Xianshan stone at all, the two of us are joking, do you think the Chinese fleet believes it or not?

Because neither Japan nor the Ryukyus knew how strong China was, but only that it was a distant, mysterious and powerful country.

Therefore, for so many years, the two countries have maintained a black light and blind fire fighting each other, and no one shouts or scolds.

Speaking of which, the Ryukyu prince concluded with an extremely political statement.

"Of course, this is all the Japanese living in the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. No matter what dynasty or generation China is, it is impossible for it to act like this.

The reason why I did not cry for help in the Ryukyus was entirely because Japan had never attacked the Ryukyus on a large scale.

This time Japan tore its face, won't we just call for help? ”