Chapter 564: Bottleneck in Practice
In King Hui's fiefdom, there have always been many Taoist priests, some are real, and some are like the second master of the World Observatory.
Because Jiajing worships Taoism, King Hui has to behave more reverently, so regardless of whether he believes it or not, he must take a look at the Taoist priests in the fiefdom.
So when a few foreign Taoist priests quietly mixed in, no one could notice it at all.
What's more, these Taoist priests don't cause trouble, they specialize in picking out the streets and alleys, and activities near the city border. It is nothing more than to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters for the common people, and eat with a mouthful of food.
A Taoist priest is exorcising evil spirits from a family of three-year-old children, who have been in bad spirits lately and often have nightmares.
Although the family is not rich, but fortunately, the price of this Taoist priest is not high, just give a meal.
After drawing for a while, the Taoist priest shook his head and sighed: "It's okay, drink the runic water, rest well, and it will get better soon, alas, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's congenital insufficiency." ”
Parents are naturally very concerned: "Dao Chang, my child was born at term, although the family is not rich, but it has not lost the lady's food, how can it be congenitally insufficient?" ”
The Taoist priest first wanted to speak and then stopped, and only after repeated questioning by the child's parents did he have to sigh.
"Saying this is to cause trouble for Poor Dao, but seeing that your family is so sincere, Poor Dao can't bear to hide it.
Look at your mother, this is pregnant again, and the poor road can't bear to create evil again. Has your child ever been taken by the people of the Emperor of Hui with real bread? ”
The man quickly closed the door, and his voice was as low as a mosquito.
"The Taoist chief is right, he did take it. Not only my children, but also in and outside the city, whose children have not been taken? ”
The Taoist priest asked, "Didn't you secretly give birth to a child and not let people know about it?" ”
The man sighed and said: "King Hui ordered that whoever has a child is born, he must ask for a stable wife." And it is necessary to use the stable woman designated by King Hui.
It was all issued by the Huiwang Mansion. Whoever dares not to invite Wen Po, or use an unlicensed Wen Po, is known by King Hui, it will be a disaster of death.
The daughter-in-law of the Zhang family in the front yard was born prematurely, and the stable woman gave birth before the child arrived, and the stable woman insisted that she deliberately did not invite, and the Zhang family was almost arrested, and it took a lot of money to survive the trouble. ”
The Taoist priest shook his head and sighed: "The blood clots in the child's mouth, some of them are there and some of them are not, they are natural.
After a while, it turned into blood, vomited or swallowed. But this forcible taking of real bread is inherently harmful.
Think of the mouth of the newborn baby, how delicate it is, if you want to take out the blood clot completely, you must have your fingers deep into the throat.
Human hands touch everything every day, and it is actually the heaviest thing in human body. The child has not yet received a mouthful of breast milk, and is first congenitally congenitally deficient by the turbidity of the world. ”
The male owner is very sad and angry, but he is also very helpless, because congenital deficiency is always better than the death of the whole family, and he has to bow his head in the land of Huiwang.
The Taoist priest whispered: "Actually, this matter is not unsolvable. If you want to have children in the future, you don't want to be like this all the time. ”
The man was stunned: "Master Dao, please advise." ”
The Taoist priest whispered: "If someone secretly asks you in the future, how did King Hui's Wen Po come to your house to get the real bread?"
You said that Wen Po did not get the blood clot from your child's mouth, but took the blood from the placenta and passed it off. ”
The man was stunned for a moment and hesitated: "Is it okay to say this?" In case someone finds out......"
The Taoist priest smiled: "Wen Po came to the door, how many people are usually there?" I guess I'm alone. ”
The man recalled: "It is indeed a person, it is said that taking blood clots, knocking eggs, and hiding blood clots are all top-secret methods, and they are never let others see them." ”
The Taoist priest smiled: "Then what are you afraid of?" There is no proof of death. Even if it is known by others, what is suspected is only that Wen Po is cheating.
King Hui wants to blame, and he can't blame you. Of course, if no one asks you, you can't go around publicly.
The person who asks you must be one person, not a large public. If he says it, you can also deny it. ”
The man hesitated, "If I say so, will I not have to be taken the real bread when my next child is born?" ”
The Taoist priest affirmed: "I have to be entrusted with the dream of immortals, this is the will of heaven." But keep it a secret and don't tell anyone about it, or it won't work! ”
After the Taoist priest left this house, he walked into other people's homes, and after some operation, he didn't forget to tell him when he went out.
"This is a dream given to me by the immortals, it is the will of heaven, you must keep it a secret when you go, and don't talk about it to others, otherwise it won't work!"
There is more than one such Taoist priest, scurrying around in King Hui's fiefdom, sowing secret seeds.
However, in about half a month, most of the people who have given birth to children and can still have children have a secret that must not be told to others.
Xiao Feng also had a secret that he must never tell others, that is, his diligent cultivation encountered two major problems.
The first is that there is no Bliss Divine Pill, which makes Xiao Feng feel that the set of exercises he is practicing is likely to become a dragon slaying technique, and in the end, the kung fu is practiced, but there is no dragon to kill in the world.
Brother Qin has successfully cultivated the Golden Mantra in Japan, so he should have the Elixir of Bliss in his hands.
But he hasn't been very friendly to Brother Qin recently, even if he is cheeky enough to ask for it, the sad Brother Qin will definitely not take care of him.
The second is that this exercise requires two people to practice, and it requires a woman's understanding and physical condition to be very high, and the perversion is high.
At present, the two people who can practice the exercises with themselves are not very good. Although Liu Ruyun has a good figure, he has been practicing cooking since he was a child.
The chef pays attention to the steady hands and steady body when cooking, and Liu Ruyun is even more outstanding as the god of food. It was really a hard bridge and a hard horse, with six-pack abs hidden under the flat lower abdomen, and the softest parts of the body were full of elasticity.
But there are advantages and disadvantages, and this set of exercises requires extremely high flexibility of the female body. Liu Ruyun read all the textbooks with a red face, and only picked out a few of the easiest tricks, which can be learned from Xiao Feng.
"Brother Xiao, it's useless for me, I'm old and my body is hard, I'm afraid the rest of the moves will have to work hard Sister Xue'er."
Xiao Feng was afraid that she would be upset, so he could only comfort her: "It doesn't matter, the moves are expensive but not too expensive, and if you practice these tricks to perfection, you can also help a lot." ”
Liu Xue'er is much better than Liu Ruyun. She is young, her body is soft, and she can do a lot of movements. But at most, I can stick to half of the action, and I really can't do the rest of it.
Liu Xue'er frowned, watching Xiao Feng feel distressed and helping her massage her sprained thigh, humming and complaining in her mouth.
"Xianggong, is the illustration drawn by the person who wrote this book really a man and a woman? How do I think it's a man and a snake?
Are those movements really human-capable of doing them? I think only Xu Xian has the opportunity to practice this kung fu......"
Yes, although "The Legend of the White Snake" really became a complete work in the Wanli period, this legend has long existed, and Liu Xueer is also familiar with it.
Xiao Feng kneaded Liu Xue'er's thighs worriedly, knowing that Liu Xue'er had done her best. The latter half of the movements are really too difficult, between high-end acrobatics and yoga, I haven't practiced it since I was a child, and it's definitely not a play.
Liu Xue'er suddenly covered her mouth and smiled: "Xianggong, I have an idea, do you want to try it?" ”
Xiao Feng hurriedly rubbed it a few times: "If you have any good ideas, say it quickly!" ”
Liu Xue'er whispered: "Xiaomei is two years younger than me, she is thinner than me, maybe she can do two more poses, do you want to try?" ”
Xiaomei's hand next door trembled, the teacup almost fell to the ground, and she didn't hear what Xiao Feng said when she was distracted.
Hurriedly listened again, but only heard Liu Xue'er's begging for mercy and the sound of slapping a certain part with her hand.
Liu Xue'er snorted and chirped: "If you don't want to, you won't, what are you doing beating me, it hurts, you see, it's all green." ”
"It was made green when I was practicing just now, I didn't hit it, don't touch the porcelain!"
"What do you mean by touching porcelain?"
“…… That is to say, you are as white as porcelain, and you turn green when you touch it. ”
"Hehe, how can I be so white, just nonsense. Xianggong, why don't you want Xiaomei, isn't it a convention to collect the maid in the room?
And I think Xiaomei should like you too. You see the way she looks at you every day when she gives you a wash......"
Xiaomei next door asked the same question, and at the same time looked down at herself unconvinced, here is here, there is there, why is it not in the eyes of her uncle?
"Xiaomei is still young, I am a little girl...... Not much interest, that's one of them.
The second is that although Xiaomei is a maid to marry, it does not mean that she can only be a concubine.
Xiaomei is a good girl, when I used to go to your house, I hardly saw your face, Xiaomei's smiling face was my only comfort.
Wait, when she grows up a little bit, she will be completely assertive, if she likes anyone, I will definitely find a way to let the other party marry and be a lady. ”
The grievances in Xiaomei's heart turned into moving, but there was still a trace of grievances in the moving, and complex emotions were mixed in her heart, and tears flowed out unconsciously and fell to the ground.
She looked down at the water marks on the ground, and her face flushed. My uncle has a woman like Miss Liu, no wonder she thinks she is still young, and Miss Liu sheds tears and never falls to the ground.
"Xianggong, since you have this heart for Xiaomei, I am also willing to fulfill her, so wait for another two years. But I have another idea. ”
"Huh? And the idea, you say? ”
"Yunqing! This time, Brother Zhang took a concubine, I heard that you have promised the lady of the Zhang family, and you will not deliberately arrange a man for Yunqing again, that is, you promised to accept Yunqing.
She is also younger than me, and she practices martial arts and kicks every day, so she should be better than me. Otherwise, let's have a happy event and let her try it. ”
Xiao Feng shook his head: "She's still young, her heart may not be decided, just wait." And I know her three-legged cat kung fu.
You can't do the latter actions, and she can't be much stronger. At most, two or three more than you will not help.
If the Rouge Tiger is still alive...... Maybe that's providence. Anyway, I don't have the Elixir of Bliss right now.
Even if you practice this exercise, you can't save Chang An, let alone can't practice it? Sleep, don't think about it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. ”
In the dark, the two hugged each other and slept together, and Liu Xue'er suddenly whispered: "Xianggong, in fact, I still have an idea......
Early the next morning, there was a knock on the door of Xiao's mansion, and Jiajing asked Xiao Feng to go to court, saying that the Japanese envoy had come again.
Xiao Feng was stunned, what's the situation? Didn't you just go back, could it be that the monk Sanxiu figured it out on the way, and if he didn't go back to Japan, he didn't want to die, and he planned to immigrate to Daming?
Xiao Feng hurried to the court, and saw a monk with a wry smile on his face, who was taking the initiative to give Jiajing the courtesy.
Jiajing was also angry: "That's it, since the envoy is indeed a monk, let's be exempt from courtesy." ”
You see, our Daming is so domineering and kind, you hold your neck and refuse to kneel, Lao Tzu has to let you kneel, you are willing to kneel, but you can not kneel.
Sanxiu was also very impressed, and saluted respectfully, and then stopped talking, as if there were unspeakable words.
Jiajing said indifferently: "Japanese envoys, go and return, in such a hurry, but does the king of your country have any urgent things to start?" ”
Sanxiu saw Xiao Feng walking in, his expression was even more strange, and he hesitated for a moment before sighing.
"Long live, Xiao Tianshi, I can't hide it, General Xiao Qin asked me to harm Xiao Tianshi's life."
As soon as these words came out, the hall was in an uproar, and Xiao Feng was also stunned.
"Why, is Xiao Qin so confident in you? Did he teach you the magic of bliss? ”
Sanxiu shook his head and said: "That's not true, Xiao Qin gave me a poison, saying that after eating this poison, Xiao Tianshi may die, but it is also possible to save Princess Chang'an."
Although there may be nine out of ten deaths, and there may be twelve out of ten who save the princess, he said that the choice is in the hands of Xiao Tianshi.
Xiao Tianshi, Xiao Qin is an unsolvable conspiracy, he just wants to use Heavenly Master, your compassion and compassion, to kill you! ”
Xiao Feng smiled slightly: "Since the master knows that this is an unsolvable conspiracy to kill him, and he is willing to come to the envoy, does he want to see how I choose?" ”
Sanxiu said sadly: "Just because this poor monk is also an unsolvable conspiracy." Xiao Qin said that if I don't come, he will also send others, and others will not tell the truth, and the Heavenly Master will only be more dangerous.
And Xiao Qin said that if the Heavenly Master does not die, there will be a war between the Ming Dynasty and Japan in the future, and if the poor monks don't want to see the extinction of the Japanese race, they should also contribute to the country.
Heavenly Master, although the poor monk admires you very much, the state of the poor monk's parents cannot be abandoned, and can only try to have a clear conscience. ”
None of the people in the court spoke up, because this is really a fucking conspiracy without a solution, and no one dares to express their opinions.
How so? Even if someone wanted Xiao Feng to die, they would never dare to stand up and say that Lord Xiao should take medicine.
In that way, Xiao Feng hadn't taken the medicine yet, and he was given wine first. Persuade Xiao Feng to take medicine, do you want to cut off the road to immortality?
But people who don't want Xiao Feng to die will never dare to stand up and say Lord Xiao, you can't take medicine.
Princess Chang'an is lying in the coffin, Jiajing didn't even move the stone of the fairy mountain to the dormitory for the sake of Princess Chang'an, what do you mean, ask Xiao Feng to give up the treatment directly?
So whether to take this medicine or not, only two people can speak, one is Xiao Feng, the other is Jiajing, and other than that, everyone else is wrong no matter what they say.
In the silence, Xiao Feng's calm voice with a little expectation sounded: "Take out the medicine and show it to me?" Is it the Elixir of Bliss? ”
Sanxiu nodded ashamedly, took out a small box from his arms, opened the small box, and a beautiful black pill appeared in front of him.
On the pure black pill, there were bits of golden light, like a flickering starlight in the boundless dark night.
Xiao Feng stretched out his hand to take it, and suddenly burst out laughing, his whole body trembled with laughter, and he was almost out of breath. The ministers were all shocked.
Jiajing couldn't help but stand up, struggling to speak: "Senior brother, don't eat it first, think about it again, think about it again, everything must be planned and then moved."
Although you may not be completely dead from poisoning, there is a chance that you will not be so lucky this time......"
Xiao Feng finally stopped laughing: "Senior brother, don't worry, I want to save Chang An, and I don't want to die." Chang An sacrificed his life to save me, if I exchange my life for her again, wouldn't it be a poor toss?
Master Sanxiu, if you are not in a hurry to go back to recover your life, just stay in the capital for a while longer, I think Xiao Qin and you also want to see the result, right? ”
Sanxiu was a little confused: "Lord Xiao, are you going to eat or not?" ”
Xiao Feng said with a smile: "What's the urgency of taking medicine, I want to go to the Qinglou first." My lady just gave me the idea last night, and I didn't expect to use it so quickly. ”
This time, the ministers were stunned. Your lady gave you an idea to let you go to the Qinglou? What are you bragging, why don't you go to heaven?
This is really the world's greatness, two days ago Zhang Tianci's lady just gave him a concubine from the Qinglou, and today Lord Xiao's lady persuaded him to go to the Qinglou.
Are the women of the Ming Dynasty so well aware of righteousness? Or is this kind of treatment only available if you are related to Xiao Feng?
Everyone's eyes looked at Liu Tong, Liu Tong lowered his head, his toes were clasped on the ground, and he was very sad and angry.
Why? Why is Xiaoxue like this to Xiao Feng, but her mother is like that to me? What am I inferior to Xiao Feng?
There is also Xiao Feng, a bastard, who not only became Liu Ruyun's son-in-law in the middle of the night, but now he is openly saying that he wants to go to the Qinglou above the court, what does his father-in-law think?
Besides, you just don't care about my face and your future, don't you care? The Ming officials are all quietly going to the Qinglou, are you really good at being so blatant?
Xiao Feng bowed his hand to Jiajing, turned around and hurriedly left. Liu Tong finally couldn't help it, and took a step forward: "Long live, Xiao Feng actually didn't mean that......"
Jiajing thought for a moment and waved his hand to Liu Tong: "Liu Aiqing, Ling Yan understands the righteousness and supports Xiao Feng." If Chang'an can be saved, I will not treat her badly. ”
Liu Tong was suffocated back all of a sudden, and went down to the court helplessly, and went straight to Xiao's Mansion to find his daughter, and he wanted to talk about it well.
Unexpectedly, Mrs. and Liu Peng were also there, drinking tea and chatting with Liu Xue'er, and when she saw Liu Tong, Liu Xue'er stood up happily.
"Dad, sit down, I also said that people should go to the house to find you. The Liaodong sea cucumber that Brother Zhang sent a few days ago, Sister Liu sent it, and she will do it today! ”
Well? Liu Tong's eyes lit up, but then he remembered that he was not here to eat sea cucumbers, at least not just to eat sea cucumbers. He looked at Liu Xue'er seriously.
"Xiaoxue, Xiao Feng, that bastard, what nonsense in the court you give him an idea to let him go to the Qinglou, he must be lying, right?"
"Dad, it's not a lie! Xianggong went to Qinglou for a serious matter, don't think nonsense. ”
Liu Tong was dumbfounded: "What serious can you do when you go to Qinglou?" It's a strange thing in the world. Lady, I want to say that I have something serious to do when I go to the Qinglou, do you believe it? ”
Mrs. Liu said angrily: "Of course I don't believe it. But Xiao Feng said that there was something serious, and I believed it. Can you compare to Xiao Feng? ”
Liu Tong was furious, feeling that this world was really unfair, he drank tea angrily and didn't say a word.
It wasn't until Liu Ruyun served the sea cucumber with green onions that Liu Tong's eyes lit up, yes, there is a potential comrade-in-arms here!
"That, Miss Liu, as the head of the Liu family, do you know what Xiao Feng is doing at the moment?"
Liu Ruyun put down the plate, respectfully gave Liu Tong a junior salute, and turned her head to look at Liu Xue'er, her eyes full of admiration.
"This is all Sister Xue'er's idea, if it doesn't have to be everyone's girlfriend, I can't think of such a good idea to go to the Qinglou."
“…… You ......"
Liu Tong picked up the chopsticks angrily, his hands trembled with anger, and he broke the elastic sea cucumbers made by Liu Ruyun at once.