Chapter 572: Stable Po's Retribution
Jiajing rebuked King Hui's will a few days later and arrived in Junzhou, and King Hui was stupid at that time.
Of course, this is not a holy will, it belongs to Jiajing's private will. The will of the emperor of the Ming Dynasty is divided into two categories, one is certified and sealed by the cabinet, which is called the holy decree.
The other type is that the emperor does not go through the cabinet and directly expresses his personal opinions, which is called Zhongzhi. Most of them, like the usual dictations, are the middle order.
The reason why there is such a thing as Zhongzhi is because the emperor is also a human being, and there must always be some personal opinions to be expressed, and there must always be some emotions to vent.
And there are some things that really can't be said in the open. For example, if Jiajing reprimanded King Hui this time, it is unlikely that he will be able to make a holy decree seriously.
What does the Divine Decree say? Accuse King Hui of not fucking authenticity, the medicine sent to Lao Tzu is a fake? So much so that Lao Tzu can't raise his head in front of his concubines?
However, the power of the decree is equally terrifying, after all, the emperor's opinion of you will always be reflected in some form of official statement in the end, sooner or later.
King Hui was scolded so bloodied that his whole body trembled with fright, and even his interest in going out to grab a beautiful woman was weakened a lot, so he hurriedly discussed with the housekeeper.
The housekeeper repeatedly looked at Jiajing's will: "Lord, long live said that the real cake was invalid, and the results of Jinyiwei's secret investigation, many people said that Wenpo was cheating and profiting from it.
There are only two possibilities for this matter, one is that the news is true, and those stable women are indeed deceitful. The second is that Tao Zhongwen made a mistake in refining the real cake, and teamed up with Jinyiwei to deceive His Majesty. ”
King Hui shook his head decisively: "It will never be the latter." Tao Zhongwen is a real person of Huoxuan, and the technique of Danding has reached its peak, and the possibility of his mistake is extremely small.
Besides, he and this king are both prosperous, if it is really his alchemy mistake, his first reaction should be to find this king to ask for raw materials and refine again.
What's more, you think Jinyiwei is so easy to buy? What can Tao Zhongwen come up with to make Lu Bing join him?
Thinking about it, there is only the first possibility, that is, those damned thieves and sons-in-law, in order to reward the silver, have the audacity to deceive the king! ”
The housekeeper hesitated: "In order to let those stable women work hard, the old prince set the method of piecework reward, and each piece of bread was given two taels of silver.
Those stable women have made a lot of money because of this, and it stands to reason that they should not dare to be greedy anymore. What's more, when the old prince was there, those stable women didn't dare to do this! ”
King Hui gritted his teeth: "Damn, you're right, they never dared to do this when my father was alive, but when this king succeeded to the throne, they dared!"
Are they fooling this king? You go, bring those stable women who hold our king's waist card to this king! ”
More than a dozen stable women gathered in the palace of King Hui, they didn't know what the prince commanded, and they exchanged heads and ears, discussing this month's KpI.
"Sister Zhang, you have made a fortune this month! I heard that there are a lot of children in the area you manage recently! ”
"Hey, what a fortune! It's quite lively to watch, this one shouts that one calls, but there are few people with blood cakes in their mouths!
If it weren't for selling a few Zihe cars, the chicken soup I usually drink would have been broken!
Speaking of Zihe car, I'm still angry! Those small rich people who have a little property are just that, and they are willing to spend money to leave the placenta.
Those mud legs, not only don't take the money, but also crookedly unwilling to let them go, if I didn't use the palace to scare them, they wouldn't be honest!
If you want to make a fortune, it has to be Aunt Liu to get rich, I heard that Aunt Liu has been almost 100 hits recently.
Although her area has only given birth to five children this month, they all have bread! ”
Aunt Liu is obviously a leader in the industry, older than other stable women, and has the pride of a veteran.
"Your craftsmanship is not good, you are blind to such a large territory! When a child is born, almost all of them have blood cakes in their mouths, but your skills are too poor!
How fragile the blood cake was, the child melted away in one sip of saliva! As soon as the child cries, there is saliva in the mouth, your hands are so slow, can you still have time? ”
"Aunt Liu, you have earned half your life with the old King Hui, and now you have earned enough. You can do it, tell the old sisters the trick!
We have one piece of territory, each doing our own work, and there is no competition. Tell me that if you don't do it in the future, our sisters will visit you every year on three festivals and six rituals! ”
"That's right, that's it, let's swear together, whoever dares not to give gifts when the time comes, everyone will fight together!"
Aunt Liu thought about it and said, "Anyway, the old body won't be able to work for long, so I'll teach it to you!"
If you want to say that our craftsmanship is passed down by our respective mothers-in-law, it has always been passed on to daughters-in-law but not daughters!
But my experience is based on my mother-in-law's craftsmanship!
You do it when the child is fully born, and many of the children are already crying, right?
As soon as I cried, the real cake began to melt, and either it couldn't be taken out at all, or it didn't form when it was taken out and stored in eggs, right? ”
Zhong Wenpo nodded again and again, indicating that it was right. Aunt Liu looked around at everyone, with a peerless posture of a peerless master looking at the world, and she almost said that everyone present was happy.
"So when I take the real bread, I don't wait for the child to be completely born and the head is born! Press the dot and don't let the child come out too quickly!
As long as the baby is not finished, the child is much less likely to cry. This way to get the real cake not only has a high success rate, but also a big full! ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and a young stable woman who had just taken over from her mother-in-law spoke timidly.
"This ...... When the child's head comes out, it is the critical moment when the mother needs to help the mother give birth......"
Another stable woman was also a little hesitant: "If the child is not finished, just do it, and press your head, will it hurt the child!"
And it will also affect maternal production, if you don't have two lives, the master's family will have to work hard......"
Aunt Liu looked at this group of cowards with disdain: "Are you stupid? The child is a little hurt and afraid of a fart? If there is still one corpse and two lives, how can people die so easily?
We were the only ones present when we delivered the baby, and if something really happened, wouldn't it be blamed on dystocia? We have the waist card of Huiwangfu, who dares to make a time?
Of course, don't be too dead-eyed, like the rich and powerful, three generations of single-handed people, don't take such risks, just do it in a proper manner.
Like that kind of poor ghost with several sons in the family, even if the child is injured or even dead, they don't dare to fart, they really beat us, who works for the palace? ”
Most of the stable women said that they had been taught, and Aunt Liu was complacent, and she did not forget to tell everyone to keep their promises.
"Don't forget, starting this year, there will be no shortage of three festivals and six rituals. Don't feel distressed, after learning from me, how many silver taels can you earn in a year! ”
Zhong Wenpo nodded yes, only Sister Zhang expressed dissatisfaction: "That's it, if you don't say it, I will!" It's just that I don't dare to use it.
Don't underestimate those mud legs, have you forgotten that a few years ago, there was a stable woman who was killed on the spot with one corpse and two lives?
King Hui has been destroyed, that's a fart, and the stable woman is dead! No wonder there are so many dead babies in your precinct!
It's still my best method, when pulling out the child to give birth, cover the child's mouth with your hand, and it can also improve the success rate......"
Aunt Liu sneered: "After I finished speaking, you are capable, you have the ability, you swear that you will not use my tricks in the future!"
How strong can you be when you cover your child's mouth? No wonder there are so many fools in your area when the children grow up! ”
While arguing, King Hui walked out with the housekeeper and looked at the group of stable women with a sneer. The women were inexplicable and didn't dare to ask.
"You thieves have made a fortune one by one by relying on the Huiwang Mansion, but you dare to deceive and harm this king! Don't you want to live! ”
The women were all trembling and looking at each other. The boss is angry, and generally at this time, only the female secretary or the crown dare to speak.
The female secretary relies on her appearance, and the sales crown depends on her performance, and her waist is hard. Therefore, Aunt Liu stepped forward and spoke for a group of stable women.
"Lord, the old woman has the courage to reply, I have always been loyal to the prince, I don't know why the prince is angry, please make it clear."
The housekeeper told Jiajing's will to the stable women, and the stable women were immediately shocked, and they said that they were absolutely not cheating.
King Hui sneered: "Although the will does not explicitly say that all the true cakes are invalid, or some of them are invalid, but I think there must be more invalids and less effective!"
Even if you don't deceive the king all, think most of you are deceiving the king!
The old prince never had this when he was alive, why, do you think this king is too benevolent and kind? ”
The women knelt down one after another, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and desperately defended themselves. Aunt Liu opened her mouth to defend again.
"Lord Wang, the old woman will never dare to do this. Come to think of it, it must be those people who are dissatisfied with the fact that the royal palace has taken the real bread, and they make up nonsense to deceive people! ”
King Hui snorted coldly: "Is Jinyiwei so easy to deceive?" They would never ask just one or two people and then reply to Banzai!
According to your meaning, those people knew in advance that the true bread would be invalid, and the Jinyi Guards would come down to make a secret visit, and then unanimously made up nonsense and prepared to deceive the Jinyi Guards? ”
Aunt Liu opened her mouth and stammered, but she also felt that it was too unbelievable to say this, and she didn't dare to argue anymore, but just kowtowed desperately to express her loyalty.
King Hui raised his chin, and the butler took out an account book and began to read it.
"The bookkeeping for the whole of last year is as follows:
The first place, Aunt Liu, 82 babies were born in the area under her jurisdiction, and she obtained 70 real cakes and 140 taels of silver!
The second place, Sister Zhang, 90 babies were born in the area under her jurisdiction, and she obtained 50 real cakes and 100 taels of silver!
The third place, Aunt Li, 80 babies were born in the area under her jurisdiction, and she obtained 35 real cakes and 70 taels of silver!
The fourth sister-in-law, Pan, was born in the area under her jurisdiction of 75 babies, and obtained 15 real cakes and 30 taels of silver......"
The achievements of more than a dozen stable women have been read, and the stable women look at each other, not knowing what they are trying to do.
King Hui walked up to Aunt Liu, grabbed Aunt Liu's collar, picked her up, and said with a cruel smile.
"Old thing, it's good that other Wen Po ten babies can take out one or two real cakes.
You take out seventy of your eighty-two people, are you a fucking god? Well? ”
Aunt Liu never thought that it would become a sin if the performance was too good, this boss didn't play cards according to the routine! She cried out in panic.
"No, no, no, the prince, the old body will never dare to deceive the prince, the old body does have a unique method, so it is easier to succeed!"
King Hui sneered: "Oh? I remember that when your mother-in-law was doing this business, her skills were similar to those of other stable women!
Didn't your mother-in-law teach you your craft? Or are you also like Xiao Feng, dreaming of entering the fairy world and encountering which immortal taught you? ”
Aunt Liu was so frightened that she had snot and tears: "Lord Wang, there really isn't!" The old body is self-taught!
They all know the methods of the old body, don't believe the prince, ask them! ”
King Hui carried Aunt Liu, and his eyes swept towards the rest of the kneeling women like jackals and hungry tigers.
"You know her methods? Will her method guarantee that she will take out so many real cakes? Tell me to the king? ”
The rest of the Wen Po instantly understood the situation in front of them! It is a foregone conclusion that the real cake will fail in the palace, and there must be a stable woman who is cheating!
According to common sense, the more the success rate is beyond common sense, the greater the suspicion!
Conversely, the greater the suspicion of one person, the less suspicious the remaining people are......
"I don't know! We don't know what she can do! If we knew, would we be able to make that little money? ”
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, we are all craftsmen passed down by our mother-in-law, and we have never heard of any way to improve the success rate!"
"Lord Wang Mingjian, we really didn't dare to deceive the prince! This real cake is already rare, how can it have such a high success rate! ”
"You guys! You brutes! What did you say just now about three festivals and six rituals, and you won't admit it in a blink of an eye! Brutes! ”
Aunt Liu cried and felt the deep malice of the workplace towards Pinguan, but unfortunately the boss didn't give her too much time to sigh.
"Come on, throw her in a cage for me!"
A few newly hired guards grabbed Aunt Liu's two arms, ignored her desperate struggles and howls, opened a small door in the iron cage, and threw her head and foot in it.
This iron cage is very large, occupying a small half of the garden of King Hui, and the two tigers have eaten chickens, ducks and sheep for a few days, and are lazily napping, when they suddenly hear the sound of crying, and they immediately come to their senses.
Only people can cry like this, neither chickens, ducks nor sheep! Finally improving your food?
Aunt Liu saw the two tigers staring at her with red eyes, and she was so frightened that she desperately climbed up with the iron cage, crying while crawling.
Unfortunately, the tiger jumped much higher than she climbed, and swept it off with one paw. Then they pounced on it and feasted on it.
Seeing Aunt Liu falling apart in the tiger cage, she kept screaming, and several stable women had already fainted in fright.
King Hui pointed to the second and third places in performance.
"These two mothers-in-law, throw them in for me too! The rest of you, spare your dog's life for now!
If you dare to cheat and harm this king in the future, this will be the end! ”
The second and third places desperately shouted for injustice, but to no avail, and were soon thrown into the tiger cage by the guards.
The rest of the stable women had weak legs, and they helped each other out of the Huiwang Mansion. It's not that they are united and friendly, but they can't walk alone.
"What does it smell like?"
“…… It's me who peed ......."
"I peed ...... too"
"In the future, you can take this real bread, you can't take it, don't take it......"
"Retribution, retribution......"
After a group of stable women left, the housekeeper stepped forward to offer advice: "Lord Wang, after you rectify with such an iron fist, those mothers-in-law will never dare to cheat anymore."
However, the top priority is to write a letter to ask for the guilt and make amends! Otherwise, it won't be long before the true decree comes! ”
King Hui nodded slowly: "It is difficult to obtain the real cake, and there is a lot of loss in the preservation process.
This time in Beijing is the first time that this king has faced a saint. In order to win the favor of Banzai, the inventory was taken out.
If you want to make up for the loss, you can only take out all the new treasures in the house this year, and we don't have any more. ”
The housekeeper persuaded: "Lord Wang, there are priorities, and these stocks are for emergency use." Let's pass this level first, and it's not too late to add it slowly in the house. ”
King Hui nodded: "This king personally escorted him to Beijing and apologized for his sins." And this king is going to find Tao Zhongwen and ask about the situation to ensure that this time is foolproof!
In fact, this king also has some doubts, even if these stable women are bold and deceitful, at most they are mixed with water in wine, and it will not be mixed with water in water.
Most of those breads containing real bread should have been useful, but it can be seen from the will of Banzai that Banzai ate more than one, but none of them had any effect.
The king wondered if someone was secretly making trouble. Tao Zhongwen single-handedly refined the elixir, he wouldn't know anything about it! ”
Tao Zhongwen not only knows, but he is now facing a difficult choice. Because he knew that King Hui would have stock in his hands, and he would soon come to Beijing.
What should I do then? He promised Xiao Feng that if he wanted to help him, then he had to do something to this batch of real cakes to make them invalid.
In this way, King Hui will be guilty of crimes, and it is estimated that Long Live will directly condemn the crime, and even if King Hui is not taken away from the throne, he will completely fall out of favor.
But after all, he is risking deceiving the king, what if he is discovered?
The safest thing to do is to do nothing yourself. But he has reached an agreement with Xiao Feng and decided to stand on Xiao Feng's side.
If you don't do anything, the new Hanzhen cake will be effective, King Hui will turn the corner, and Xiao Feng will think that he has betrayed his promise.
With a feeling of contradiction and entanglement, Tao Zhongwen quietly left the palace and came to his outer house. The only way to solve worries is to climb the peak.
Tao Zhongwen is old after all, although he usually maintains it well, when he is halfway up, he will inevitably be a little powerless, lying on the peak and panting.
Gao Feng writhed twice dissatisfied, Tao Zhongwen snorted, and reached out to touch the Tianyang Pill in the box at the head of the bed, only to find that the Tianyang Pill had been eaten by himself.
There was only one Hanzhen cake left in the box that he had secretly taken out of the palace a few days ago.
This is a convention, not to mention that Jiajing doesn't know, even if Jiajing knows, he will turn a blind eye.
The alchemist steals the pill, just like the cook packs the dishes privately, it is all the rules, the so-called alchemy does not steal, and the grains are not collected.
Tao Zhongwen snorted in disgust, this thing was refined from the eggs that Xiao Feng had manipulated and drunk, and it had no effect.
But now there is no other medicine to take, the peak under his body is twisting more and more, and the panting voice is becoming more and more dissatisfied, Tao Zhongwen has no choice but to eat it as a placebo.
This thing is just too dry and choking, and you can't go down without a cup of tea if you eat a cake. After Tao Zhongwen finished eating, he continued to work hard, but he didn't have much hope.
After a while, just when Tao Zhongwen and Gao Feng were disappointed and decided to stop fighting, he suddenly rose, and suddenly the iron rod was in his hand, I have it in the world!
Gao Feng moaned happily, but Tao Zhongwen was stunned, and he forgot to move, but was passively swept up and down by the waves below him.
Could it be that this one is an egg that has slipped through the net? How can it be so powerful?