Chapter 574: Confusing Truth with Falsehood
Yan Niang was wearing Qiao Niang's clothes, deliberately covering half of her face with a door curtain, and her gentle smile was extremely similar to Qiao Niang.
The crockpot in Xiao Feng's hand almost fell to the ground: "What are you playing?" ”
Yan Niang covered her mouth and smiled: "Master, you come in." ”
Xiao Feng's face was rarely red, even if he was so thick-skinned, he couldn't bear the embarrassment of having his mind pierced, so he could only smile.
"Don't mess around, take it off. You tricked Qiao Niang into giving away clothes, but it turned out to be used for role-playing, which is too unusual! ”
Yan Niang deliberately made her voice very soft, with a southern accent, which was really vivid.
"Master, what are you talking about, I don't understand, this dress is too difficult to decipher, you can help me......"
Xiao Feng's face sank: "Do you think I like this?" You play slowly by yourself, I'm leaving. ”
Yan Niang was stunned, watching Xiao Feng brush her sleeves away, she hurriedly caught up and hugged Xiao Feng from behind, her voice trembling.
"Don't you ...... Don't go, I thought you'd like it more, I know you actually like Qiao Niang, that's why you ......"
That's why I pretended to be Qiao Niang. You think I like you because you're similar to Qiao Niang, right? ”
Yan Niang cried, tears rolling down: "Otherwise, what else could it be?" If it weren't for the fact that you wanted to practice to save Princess Chang'an, you wouldn't have come to me.
I'm two years younger than Qiao Niang, but she looks younger than me. Those of us who do this business hurt their bodies when they were young, and they age faster than others.
The first time you came to Chunyan Tower, I felt strange, so many girls you can't look down on, look at me vigorously.
Later, I went to your house, met Qiao Niang, and saw your eyes looking at Qiao Niang, I understood, I am just Qiao Niang's stand-in......"
Xiao Feng was really angry this time, and he was still angry with a weak heart: "You let it go...... What nonsense! Also, what's wrong with my eyes when I look at Qiao Niang?
Is it so obvious? You feel like there's no one else but you who feels this way......"
Yan Niang shook her head lightly: "I don't think others can see it, what I learned is to study men, and no one understands men's eyes better than me."
But I always feel that Qiao Niang should be able to see it, because no matter how stupid a woman is, she is very sensitive to the way men look at her. ”
Xiao Feng breathed a sigh of relief, Yan Niang could see that it was nothing, but don't unconsciously reveal a thief appearance, then you really have to buy a big bowl and bury your face in it when you eat.
"Yan Niang, you guessed wrong."
Yan Niang was stunned: "Impossible, don't you like Qiao Niang?" ”
"I'm not saying you're wrong. It's that I have never used you as a stand-in for Qiao Niang, and what I like is you. ”
Yan Niang's arms were hugged very tightly, and Xiao Feng turned around with great difficulty and held her in his arms.
"In my heart, Yan Niang is Yan Niang, irreplaceable. You can't replace anyone, and no one can replace you. ”
Yan Niang raised her head, her face was full of tears, and she looked at Xiao Feng with nine points of relief and a hint of cunning in her eyes.
The moment they looked at each other, Xiao Feng suddenly realized.
He slapped Yan Niang's ass hard, making Yan Niang tremble, burying his face in Xiao Feng's chest, crying and laughing.
"You're deliberately testing me, right, to see if in my heart I think of you as a separate woman or a stand-in for another woman."
Yan Niang snorted, arching her head to Xiao Feng's chin, and her voice was muffled: "Yes, women are greedy."
Although I know in my heart that even if you do use me as a stand-in, I will be willing, but I still hold on to a glimmer of hope.
I just want to see if you will be very happy and excited when I wear Qiao Niang's clothes. But you don't, God treats me so well! ”
Xiao Feng's eyes were red, he was a little angry, but at this time he began to feel distressed. How much deception must Yan Niang have been to become so sensitive and fragile.
Like a beautiful fox, people only saw its cunning, but they did not see it being chased by hunting dogs again and again, wounded by bows and arrows, and crawling out of traps......
Xiao Feng reached out and picked up the chicken soup and brought it to Yan Niang's mouth, Yan Niang closed her eyes, smiled happily, and drank it all in one gulp.
Then Xiao Feng slapped her again: "Go and take off your clothes and put them on...... No need to change it, I'm going to start practicing today. ”
Until she started practicing, the corners of Yan Niang's mouth were upturned, and she couldn't hold it down, just like a little fox after a trick succeeded.
“…… You've got to hold me up for this, hey, he's stupid, not by hand......"
"Don't bow your head...... I have to hang my feet around your neck, and you slide down as soon as you look down......"
“…… Well, Yan Niang, can this piece be slowed down......"
"No, you didn't read what was written in the book, these eighteen strokes have to be completed within three breaths, what are you complaining about, I am doing the action, I am not tired......"
“…… Well...... It's not a question of whether you're tired or not......"
One night later, while the sky was still dark, Xiao Feng walked out of Yan Niang's house with his hands on the wall, trying to balance the internal force and feel the smoothness of qi and blood.
Chang An, how much suffering I have suffered in order to save you, after you wake up, you must be obedient!
King Hui got up earlier than Xiao Feng, and was already waiting at the gate of Xiyuan at this time, Jiajing didn't stay with the concubine recently, and he got up relatively early, and when he heard that King Hui asked to see him, he immediately summoned him.
As soon as King Hui came in, he asked Jiajing to retreat left and right, Jiajing frowned, nodded, and Huang Jin immediately withdrew everyone.
King Hui glanced at Huang Jin, hesitated, and Jiajing said coldly: "Huang Ban I can be trusted, you can say anything you want." ”
King Hui hurriedly knelt down: "Long live, the minister also understands that Huang Gonggong is a confidant of Long Live , the minister is really scared, otherwise why is this?" Please don't blame Gonggong Huang. ”
This is to apologize to Huang Jin first, it's not that I don't trust you, I'm really scared of being cheated, don't take it to heart.
Huang Jin would not have the same knowledge as him in such a small matter, and nodded with a smile at the moment.
"The prince is a saint of the outer domain, and he can't be alone with Banzai according to the rules, and the old slave also acts according to the rules, and I hope the prince won't blame him."
This is to tell you, why don't I go out. You are a prince of a foreign domain who sees the emperor and still wants to be alone in a room, what if you have bad intentions?
Although I searched my body, I can't tie you up and talk, can I? What if you suddenly jump up and try to strangle the emperor?
Although our long live neck is different, forbidden to pull and pull, forbidden to kick and forbidden to kick, but we can't just leave you a chance!
King Hui was startled, and said in his heart that this old eunuch was yin enough, and he made himself a suspect in the assassination of the king in one sentence, which seemed to be really offended.
At that moment, King Hui gave Huang Jin an extra gift, and then kowtowed to Jiajing again and again, crying.
"Long live, the minister is wronged, the minister is wronged! The minister has been framed! ”
Jiajing frowned: "If you have something to say slowly, you don't have to be like this." You are a dignified prince, who can frame you? ”
King Hui wiped his tears: "Long live the will of the minister, the minister was shocked, thinking that there was a stable woman who deceived the minister!"
Therefore, under the strict investigation and strict interrogation, it was found that something was wrong. Those stable women really can't guarantee that there are no omissions, but they are certainly more true and less false.
Therefore, the minister entered Beijing yesterday and met Huo Xuan Zhenren first, and asked about the authenticity of the real cake. Huo Xuan Zhenren told the ministers that they were all fakes, and none of them worked!
When the minister heard it, he understood at that time that someone must have done something! Otherwise, it will never be invalid, please live Mingjian! ”
Jiajing was silent for a moment: "Then do you think who will do it?" Your raw eggs are sent directly to the Danfang, is it the potter's tricks? ”
King Hui shook his head again and again: "No way." Huo Xuan Zhenren has cooperated with the Huiwang Mansion for many years, refining Hanzhen cakes for Long Life, and he will not do anything.
But Huo Xuan Zhenren made a guess to the minister, and the minister thought so! It's just that this matter will offend many people, and I ask for forgiveness. ”
Jiajing looked at King Hui unexpectedly, he thought that King Hui would come up and say that it must be Xiao Feng's hands and feet, but he didn't expect it to be quite calm.
"What is so serious, you just have to say, forgive you for your innocence."
King Hui took a deep breath: "Huo Xuan Zhenren speculated that the egg was manipulated in the Danfang and mixed the medicine into the egg, causing the real cake to fail!" ”
Jiajing glanced at Huang Jin, Huang Jin hung his head and said nothing, and Jiajing smiled.
This did offend a lot of people. You should know that the Danfang is in this West Garden!
You're telling me that someone can sneak into the West Garden, and then infiltrate the Dan Room, mix the medicine into hundreds of eggs, and restore the egg wax seal to its original state.
Not to mention that Xiyuan is heavily guarded, how much time does it take to recover such a delicate job as an egg after taking medicine? You have to operate in the dark!
If someone can do this, I'm afraid it will be easy to take my life! ”
King Hui kowtowed again and again: "Long live the truth, how can the minister not know?" But Huo Xuan Zhenren said that there is no other possibility.
In this case, if all impossible answers are removed, then the only answer left, no matter how impossible it seems, can only be the only truth.
What's more, among the rivers and lakes, there are many capable people. Not to mention others, it is said that the second view of the view of entering the world outside the city is known as a thousand hands on the rivers and lakes back then.
It is said that this person was in the Jiangnan One Piece Conference, the drums did not sound, the feet did not stick to cotton, the wooden man hung hundreds of bells, and took out all the things of his body in the dark and the bells did not ring.
Such means are truly incredible. It may not be impossible to destroy all the real bread overnight! ”
Jiajing was silent for a long time, and said coldly: "Speaking of which, you still suspect that Xiao Feng did it." ”
King Hui also let go, and his forehead was bruised: "Long live, the minister has nothing to do after drinking, and he has made trouble in Chunyan Tower, and it is natural for Xiao Feng to be angry with the minister."
The minister did something wrong and should have been punished. But Xiao Feng's move not only ruined the reputation of the two generations of Hui kings, but also tried in vain to interfere with the long live to become an immortal.
The minister can bear it, but the spirit of the minister father and king in the sky cannot bear it; Xiao Feng is not guilty of bullying me, and the crime of bullying the king is unforgivable! Your Majesty, please check it out! ”
Jiajing sighed: "There is indeed a grudge between you and Xiao Feng, no wonder you doubt him." Let's not talk about these for now, let's refine the pill first.
With your newly offered raw materials, I will have the guards patrol the West Garden and Danfang day and night, so as not to give people a chance to take advantage of it, so it's always okay, right? ”
King Hui thought for a while: "Long live, the meaning of the minister, it is best to be loose on the outside and tight on the inside." Huo Xuanzhen's speculation is unknown to outsiders.
If the thief repeats his old tricks and catches the current situation, all the evidence will be there, and what Fang Zhichen said is true. Just ......"
King Hui glanced at Huang Jin, and Huang Jin smiled and said: "Don't worry, the old slave will never talk about this to the outside world, otherwise it will be a crime of bullying the king." ”
King Hui's eggs were sent into the Danfang, and Jiajing really followed King Hui's advice, loosening the outside and tightening the inside, even the brocade clothes and guards were useless, and only let his personal guards secretly stare at the Danfang.
A few days later, the pill was released, and to King Hui's disappointment, no one sneaked into the pill room to sabotage and was arrested.
It is impossible to say that the guards are negligent this time, Jiajing's personal guards are the most secretive masters. If you concentrate on keeping an eye on it and can't even look at a Danfang, then Jiajing won't have to be the emperor.
The pill was sent to Jiajing from the Danfang, and it still carried the residual temperature of the fire, and it was known from the appearance that it was a first-class boutique.
Jiajing deliberately brought Xiao Feng on the spot, which was a thought of settling things. If the pill is effective, then Jiajing will announce on the spot that King Hui will atone for his sins and will not be investigated.
But King Hui had made trouble before, and there had been mistakes in offering medicine, if he didn't let Xiao Feng see the effectiveness of the pill with his own eyes, he was afraid that he would suspect that Jiajing was making peace with the mud.
What's more, Jiajing has some doubts about what Xiao Feng said, including real cakes, which is completely useless to cultivation, and hopes that Xiao Feng can study it carefully.
It would be a pity to spend so much effort to get such a good thing, if it is really just an aphrodisiac.
Therefore, Jiajing pointed to the plate of freshly baked real cakes very generously, and warmly invited everyone present to come and taste a cake.
In fact, there were not many people present, there were three old ones, plus Tao Zhongwen, King Hui and Xiao Feng, a total of six people.
Lu Bing hesitated a little: "Long live, forget it." I heard that this substance has a strong medicinal effect, and the minister is not as profound as Long Live Dao, so he is afraid that he will not be able to restrain himself and delay his errand. ”
This translates to this, you have finished eating, if you are really energetic, one by one bent down and run home to vent the fire, I have a lot of work, I can't bend over for a day.
Jiajing waved his hand: "Don't worry, this matter is also a business matter." I have prepared the carriage, and if you feel unwell after eating, you can go home and rest. ”
The boss has said that this is the part, and the employees will not give face if they don't drink to their heart's content. Therefore, Lu Bing stopped talking nonsense and picked up a cake.
The rest of the people were holding real cakes, waiting for Xiao Feng to raise the biscuit cup, and Xiao Feng also picked up one, looking left and right.
King Hui said lightly: "Xiao Zhenren, is there anything wrong with this real cake?" Could it be that Lord Xiao disdains to share with Banzai? ”
Xiao Feng smiled: "The king has a gift, and the minister does not dare to resign." It's just that this thing is useless to my cultivation, and it looks too dry, so I guess it doesn't taste much better. ”
Jiajing smiled, ignoring the yin and yang weirdness of these two people, and motioned for Huang Jin to take the lead. Huang Jin ate it without hesitation, drank tea and served.
Everyone started to eat one after another, the taste was not very delicious, a little fishy, but it was indeed too dry, dry and slag, like eating soil.
After eating, everyone began to chat with Jiajing about some cultivation matters. But because everyone's attention was focused on the lower half of the body, they didn't talk very attentively.
East and west, you said the front door building, he said that the hip bone elbow, only Huang Jin's IQ is online, and quietly connects everyone's borderless chats together.
As the minutes passed, everyone's words became less and less, especially King Hui, his forehead was already sweating, and he was in no mood to chat.
According to his experience, after eating the real cake, he doesn't have to wait so long at all, that is, a stick of incense, he should have an iron rod in his hand.
But now the time of a candle is almost gone, and everyone is still silent, and no one is bending down!
Jiajing's face became more and more ugly, and then everyone simply stopped talking, and their eyes turned to King Hui's face.
King Hui wiped his sweat and suggested in horror: "Long live, it should be...... Accidents ......, perhaps due to some accident during preservation, and a small part of it failed.
Why don't you eat another cake? Ah, everybody, another cake? ”
Jiajing had a dark face, but looking at King Hui's pitiful appearance, thinking about his father's affection, he could only help him again.
"Guys, let's eat another cake. Anyway, there is no harm in eating a little more of this thing. ”
If it's just King Hui's cakes, maybe everyone won't give face. But since it was Jiajingti's bread, everyone had to accompany it.
Everyone picked up the cake, and Xiao Feng sighed lightly: "It's hard to force things without fate." King Hui, it seems that you don't have the blessing of the old King Hui, and you can't touch the immortal fate of long live. ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then understood that Xiao Feng was alluding to whether this thing was King Hui himself or not, but he had accidents repeatedly.
At least it shows that King Hui is not a person who is destined to Jiajing compared with the old King Hui, otherwise how could he make frequent mistakes and lose his sacred heart as soon as he ascended to the throne?
King Hui was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but at this time the situation was critical, but he didn't dare to take advantage of his tongue, so he had to eat another cake with his head bored.
This time, everyone stopped chatting, and Huang Jin, who had no hidden dangers in the lower body, didn't have to sew up their embarrassing chats, and simply carried a teapot to pour tea for everyone one by one.
The time has passed for another three incense sticks, and Jiajing's face is already difficult to see. King Hui suddenly fell to his knees with a thud.
"Hooray, this is impossible! These real cakes are carefully selected by the ministers, how can they be invalid, they must have been manipulated! ”
Xiao Feng said lightly: "King Hui, the last time you entered Beijing, you paid tribute to those many true cakes. How could there be so many carefully selected materials in such a hurry?
Is it so convenient for you to have a child in the land of Junzhou? Or are you helpless and deceitful again, trying to get by? ”
King Hui was furious: "I donate medicine for the second time, how dare I deceive again?" If you know that it is false, how dare you sacrifice it to Banzai, isn't that looking for death? ”
Xiao Feng sneered: "This is not necessarily, there are many aphrodisiac and qi replenishing things in the world, that is, the real cake that has been effective before, who knows if it is the power of baby blood clots, or if the old Hui King is mixed with something else?" ”