Chapter 603: Blind Date in the Green Building

Lu Yi looked at Xiao Feng in surprise, he didn't know what even his father didn't expect, but Xiao Feng thought of it.

"Brother Xiao, I promise not to tell my father, you tell me."

Xiao Feng said lightly: "Long live wanted to investigate to the end from the beginning, but if you continue to investigate like this, it will indeed cause a shock in the court."

Xu Jie and I repeatedly persuaded us, and we had to agree to suspend it as a last resort. But long live will continue to investigate after all.

Therefore, when Banzai said to Lord Lu to pause, he must have said it softly and vaguely.

It was Banzai who deliberately made Lord Lu feel that he still wanted to investigate, but he had to suspend it due to pressure from the court.

Lord Lu is loyal to Long Live or not, or if he is unwilling, in short, it is Long Live attitude that makes Lord Lu make the decision to continue the secret investigation.

Then Banzai deliberately asked Dongchang to stare at Jinyiwei, find out the matter of Lord Lu's secret investigation, and then reprimanded Lord Lu and gave him a cane. ”

Lu Yi was so shocked that he shook his head again and again: "No, no, long live this, what are you trying to do, just to test your father?" ”

Xiao Feng smiled bitterly: "Of course there is this reason, but it is not the main thing, it is just a rabbit beating the grass."

Lord Lu was beaten by the Banzai court staff because he did not obey Banzai's dictation and still privately investigated the strict party officials, and the matter of being overly caned will be known to the whole world tomorrow.

The ministers didn't know the real reason why Lord Lu privately investigated the officials of the Yan Party, and they always thought that I refused to let go of the Yan Party, so they instigated Banzai and Lord Lu to engage in them.

The group of Yan Party officials I met in the Drunken Immortal Residence today obviously thought so. This is also the main reason why they turned to Xu Jie.

Banzai should also have some concerns about this situation, so he scanned Lord Lu to tell all the courtiers.

Aiqing, don't panic, I am not a person who will be instigated and used, and I will not hold on to your pigtails that you once joined the Yan Party.

You see that Lu Bing has such a good relationship with me, I beat him up because he checked you privately, so you can work with confidence. ”

Lu Yi was taken aback: "Brother Xiao, but long live and agree to let my father continue to investigate Xu Fan's affairs......"

Xiao Feng said with a smile: "That's right, after beating Lord Lu, you can continue to investigate."

Xu Fan is not a strict party official, and Lord Lu has just been beaten for investigating a strict party official. Long live asked Lord Lu to find a new reason to investigate.

No matter what the officials think, they will not feel that this matter is a continuation of the previous incident, they will only think that Xu Fan really committed something else. ”

Lu Yi's confidence, which had just recovered, was suddenly gone, and he looked at Xiao Feng in distress, like a scumbag who studied hard, looking at a student bully who skipped class every day to pick up girls.

"Brother Xiao, you are only two years older than me, why do these things solve in your heart, but I can't figure it out at all? Why? ”

Of course Xiao Feng couldn't tell him, I was actually two years older than your father, he just looked at Lu Yi calmly.

"Because you still have a father, but I don't. When your father is here, you have a dependence in your heart, and you know that the wind and rain in the world will always be separated from you.

When your father is gone, you're on your own. So you don't have to envy me, when the Lu family needs you to shelter from the wind and rain, you will miss today's days. ”

Lu Yi's eyes were red, knowing that he had talked about Xiao Feng's sadness, and he didn't dare to continue talking about this topic.

"Brother Xiao, will you write a letter to Hai Rui? My father said that the matter was urgent, and the sooner the better. ”

Xiao Feng smiled: "Lord Lu is right, Hairui oil and salt don't enter. It may be useful for me to write a letter, but it's not the best way to do it.

You go back and tell Lord Lu that in a few days, Hai Rui will go to check on the Xu family, and let him get ready to arrest people. ”

The next day, Xu Jie, who didn't know that his son was going to be unlucky, looked at Xiao Feng gloatingly, as if he was having a good show.

Gao Gong has been devastated in the court for the past two days, and has regained the posture of Gao seconding, with his head bowed, and he looks like he is wandering outside.

Zhang Juzheng looked at Xiao Feng and wanted to speak several times, but he secretly glanced at Xu Jie, and he didn't dare to say anything after all.

After Jiajing sat down, the imperial history in the Drunken Immortal Building yesterday strode forward and said indignantly.

"Long live, the minister impeached Qiu Luan, the governor of Xuanda, and Hu Zongxian, the governor of Jiangnan, during the period of reporting to Beijing, he solicited prostitutes and stayed in the Qinglou!

As officials of the imperial court, these two people are shameless, read poetry and books in vain, lose their official body, and insult the court! Long live the severe punishment! ”

Jiajing frowned, and said in his heart that this kind of trivial matter, you also went to the court to impeach, it seems that the Ming Dynasty is really prosperous, and the big things are gone?

But that's what the imperial historian did, Jiajing couldn't help but let people impeach, and looked at Xu Jie.

"Do you know about the impeachment of the imperial history? Can you take it seriously? ”

Xu Jie bowed his hand sadly and said: "These two people are my important ministers of the Ming Dynasty and the pillars of the country. I think it's been a long time in a foreign position, and my habits are a little loose.

It is no wonder that people who have always been high-ranking and talented have all had the good of Qinglou. It's just that it's so well known, and it's really out of office.

The minister thought that Banzai could issue an edict to reprimand him in order to set an example. As for severely punishing Yunyun, it seems to be too serious.

First, talents are rare, and they need to be decent. Second, after all, the two of them went to Chunyan Tower, which also belonged to the Teaching Workshop Division, and it was not good if the punishment was too heavy. ”

The officials all blinked, admiring Xu Jie's arch fire ability. seems to be excusing these two, but secretly with a gun and a stick.

The important minister of the Ming Dynasty has been in a foreign position for a long time, and his habits have become a little looser. This is arrogant and accustomed outside, and when I get to the capital, I don't know how to converge, and I don't know what it's like outside!

is high-powered, talented, and has the good of Qinglou. On the surface, this is talking about Hu Zongxian and Qiu Luan, but in fact, it is more like talking about Xiao Feng.

The two of them went to Chunyan Building, Xiao Feng was not only half the boss of Chunyan Building, but also supported Chunyan Building's mother to become the teacher of Fengluan!

No matter how you look at it, it seems that Xiao Feng is using the Qinglou to build a team for his younger brothers, and he has also promoted the concubine who helped him manage the Qinglou to be an official!

Shameless, for a while, everyone in the Xu Party suddenly felt that they were standing on the commanding heights of morality, and they all expressed their disdain, completely forgetting that they were also frequent visitors to the Qinglou.

Jiajing looked at Xiao Feng with some embarrassment. Officials go to the Qinglou, this is an unspoken unspoken rule, and usually the imperial history impeachment, and there are few people who attack each other on this matter.

But if you really want to make trouble, this is still a crime, and you can't completely ignore it.

As long as Jiajing really issued an order to reprimand, the officials will make a note, and the officials will not only lose face, but also be promoted in the future It will be a small hidden danger.

Jiajing also knew in his heart that this was obviously the original Yan Party official, who was provoked by the precise anti-corruption during this time, and wanted to disgust Xiao Feng by attacking Qiu Luan and Hu Zongxian.

If Xiao Feng is in charge, they will take the opportunity to target Xiao Feng and export their evil anger; If Xiao Feng doesn't care, then Hu Zongxian and Qiu Luan will suffer, and the momentum of the Xiao Party will also be frustrated.

Xiao Feng smiled at Jiajing and arched his hand: "Xu Shoufu, Qiu Luan and Hu Zongxian are all my friends.

They are far away from the court, and the court can't let them come back because of this matter, I'll explain a few words for them, okay? ”

Xu Jie smiled secretly, and said in his heart that of course it was good, but he pretended to be very admiring on the surface.

"Lord Xiao really didn't say to his friends, he is affectionate and righteous, no wonder these friends are dead set on Lord Xiao, amiable and respectable."

These words obviously implied that Xiao Feng was suspected of forming a party, and Xiao Feng smiled slightly.

"This is not as good as Lord Xu, these are just friends of Qinglou's wine and meat. And I made friends very early.

When I met Hu Zongxian, I was just a street character tester; When he befriended Qiu Luan, he was just a scholar.

People like Lord Xu are all noble people who come together because of like-mindedness, which is really rare.

And when Lord Xu was the second assistant, he didn't have many friends around him, but now that he is the first assistant, he is full of friends, gratifying, congratulations! ”

Xu Jie's old face flushed, and he looked at Jiajing in a panic, Jiajing's eyes were already slightly closed, and he let the two of them pull and not move.

"Lord Xiao doesn't have to pull the old man, just say that the imperial history impeached the two governors, does Lord Xiao admit it or not?"

Xiao Feng nodded and shook his head: "I don't recognize it." ”

Everyone was stunned, what do you mean, admit it is admit it, don't admit it is not admit it, why do you still bring half of the surrender and lose?

Yu Shi said loudly: "Lord Xiao, didn't the two governors go to Chunyan Tower for the night when they returned to Beijing?" ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "Although Hu Zongxian was not a governor at that time, he was also a governor of the imperial history at that time, and he was still an official of the imperial court.

He and Qiu Luan both spent the night in Chunyan Tower, and they couldn't hide it from anyone, so I admit it. ”

Yushi was overjoyed in his heart, and said that as long as you admit it, it will be easy to do, originally I thought you would talk nonsense, let me add evidence!

"Since Lord Xiao has approved the two of them for prostitution, and both of them are officials of the imperial court, what does Lord Xiao not recognize?"

Xiao Feng smiled: "What I don't recognize is this prostitute." ”

Yu Shi was furious: "You clearly admit that the two of them spent the night in Chunyan Tower!" ”

Xiao Feng nodded and said, "That's right, I admit it, but I don't admit that the two of them are prostitutes!" ”

Everyone's heads were dizzy, and Xu Jie finally couldn't help but speak.

"Lord Xiao, since you have spent the night in Chunyan Tower, you are naturally a prostitute, are you trying to make strong arguments about this matter?"

Xiao Feng smiled: "Lord Xu, I heard that you have been suffering from constipation recently?" ”

Xu Jie was furious, and said in his heart, how can you say the old man's privacy in front of the public! He glared at Xiao Feng and refused to speak.

Xiao Feng smiled: "Lord Xu doesn't have to look at me like this, I have a lot of friends who drink and meat, and I heard from the people in the Tai Hospital."

Long live the grace of the ministers, we can ask the imperial doctor to diagnose and treat it in our homes, this is the grace of heaven, it is the brilliance on our faces, what is there to say?

Besides, constipation, glory! That must be exhausting from work! Lord Xu works hard for the country and is in a hurry, this is a hard work! ”

Xu Jie couldn't cry or laugh, and wanted to refute two sentences, but he didn't know where to refute it.

People say long live and feel sorry for the ministers, the grace of heaven is mighty, can you say that it is not right? People say that your constipation is due to hard work, can you say that it is not?

The only thing that can be blamed is the doctor who treats the family, his mouth is like a cotton trouser waist, there is no doorman, bastard!

However, the imperial doctor's obligation to keep the patient confidential is only valid for the palace personnel, and there is no provision that says that the minister should see a doctor, and it cannot be discussed in the imperial hospital.

You don't have to think about it to know that Xiao Feng's source must be that senior Qinglou enthusiast Jing Imperial Doctor, but Xu Jie is not willing to make a feud with these imperial doctors.

After all, if you are sick in the future, you will have to rely on them to treat the disease, if you are investigated ruthlessly, long live the punishment, what if the doctors collectively give themselves laxatives in the future?

"The old man ...... Is there any illness, what does it have to do with what you say? You don't want to ramble and confuse the public! ”

Xiao Feng said seriously: "I heard that people who have constipation have failed to go to the toilet nine times out of ten.

Then may I ask Xu Shoufu, when he entered the thatched house, he didn't do anything, is it considered to be a toilet, or is it not a toilet? ”

Xu Jie suddenly realized, you kid is waiting for me here? Xu Jie was also on fire, and he decided that he would rather talk nonsense than let Xiao Feng be proud.

"Hmph, although it didn't work, but since you entered the thatched house, it's considered a toilet, how about it?"

Everyone saw that Xu Jie's disregard for the facts, hard steel Xiao Feng, no one was funny, but no one dared to laugh. Xiao Feng nodded and continued to ask.

"May I ask if Xu Shoufu you entered the Drunken Immortal Building, but you were shy in your pocket, and you sat all night, and you didn't even order a plate of peanuts.

May I ask you, Lord Xu, have you eaten or have you not eaten? ”

Xu Jie was silent, eating is more intuitive than going to the toilet, a person has no teeth in water, you have to say that he is eating, it is too unreasonable.

But as soon as Xiao Feng gave the example of Xu Jie's toileting, he immediately gave the example of Xu Jie's eating, no matter what, it made people feel a little lost in appetite.

Xiao Feng continued to laugh and said: "Another example is Zhang Shangshu of the Criminal Department, who worked diligently at night and inspected the prison of the Criminal Department.

Because there are many problems with the prisoners, the inspection time is relatively long, and they leave at dawn. May I ask if Zhang Shangshu is in prison or not in prison? ”

Zhang Juzheng didn't have any ideological burden: "Although I spent the night in prison, my official did not break the law, and I went as an official, so naturally I am not in prison." ”

Xiao Feng smiled at Zhang Juzheng: "Another example is Lord Gao Gong, who went to the hospital when he was sick, but the doctor was not there, and he didn't wait all night."

In the end, Mr. Gao had no choice but to return sick, may I ask Mr. Gao whether he saw a doctor or didn't see a doctor? ”

Gao Gong snorted: "Why do you just use us as an analogy, why don't you use your own examples?" ”

Xiao Feng nodded: "For example, when I entered the West Garden to face the saint, it turned out that the senior brother was not there when he returned to the palace for something." So am I a face saint, or am I not a face saint? ”

Gao Gong said angrily: "The three of us, either go to the toilet or go to prison, or go to the hospital to see a doctor, and you are a face saint!" ”

Xiao Feng smiled: "It's just a coincidence." But what I'm going to say, everyone should understand.

Spending the night in a certain place may only be related to what this person is supposed to do in this place, but not necessarily related!

So spending the night in Chunyan Tower is completely different from sleeping with a prostitute.

Just like you can't assume that Lord Xu has successfully gone to the toilet just because he has entered the thatched house.

You can't assume that Gao Daren is no longer sick just because he went to the hospital! ”

Everyone in the Xu Party was dumbfounded, Xiao Feng's eloquence was well known, but today they were refreshed again, is this okay?

Xu Jie shouted angrily: "Xiao Feng, you are clever in your words! Even if what you said above makes sense, it's hard to justify!

After all, the old man went to the thatched house to go to the toilet, and the tall man went to the hospital to see a doctor, but you should tell me, what did Qiu Luan and Hu Zongxian want to do when they went to the Qinglou? ”

Everyone nodded again and again, not bad! Xu Shoufu grasped the crux of the matter! Xiao Feng, you can't deny their motives for going to the Qinglou!

As long as they want to go to prostitution, you just say that they are in the sky, and you can't say that they didn't succeed! Why can't you prostitute?

Although they are not young, they are still strong and have no problems physically. Even if there is a problem, Qinglou has medicine ready!

Could it be that Qinglou refuses to do their business? Neither of them is short of money, what reason does Qinglou have not to do business?

Could it be that the girls in the Qinglou are all wrapped up and can't go on stage? It's even more! Who doesn't know that Chunyan Lou Yingying Yanyan will never lack people!

Jiajing also felt that Xu Jie's question was on the point, and his eyes secretly looked at Xiao Feng to see how Xiao Feng could still fight.

Xiao Feng said: "The two of them, they went to Chunyan Tower for a blind date!" ”

Everyone almost flashed their waists, thinking that Xiao Feng's previous mention of going to the Qinglou for the night may not be a prostitute is nonsense enough, but I can't imagine that there is anything more unique!

Gao Gong laughed angrily: "Lord Xiao, in front of Long Live, what are you talking nonsense?" How could anyone go to the Qinglou on a blind date? Are you all fools when we are? ”

Xiao Feng became more and more serious: "May I ask Lord Gao, which one of the Da Ming laws says that you are not allowed to go to the Qinglou on a blind date?"

Lord Xu, you are also the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, may I ask which article and which article in the etiquette law are not allowed to go to the Qinglou for a blind date? ”

Gao Gong and Xu Jie were speechless, is this kind of thing still regulated by etiquette? Isn't it like people don't eat......

Stop, Xu Jie was immediately alert, and he couldn't use this metaphor anymore! I almost died on this last time!

"Even if there are no restrictions on etiquette, what you say is still unbelievable, unbelievable, and clearly strong......"

Xiao Feng looked at Xu Jie seriously: "Hu Zongxian married the painting girl, Qiu Luan married the fire girl, judging from the results, the blind date was successful."

The results have all proved to be blind dates, why should the motive be suspected of not being a blind date?

Could it be that if Lord Xu had succeeded, would he still be suspected of going to the thatched hut not to go to the toilet? ”

Xu Jie was so angry that he trembled, Lao Tzu is just constipated, do you need to use this every time you give an example?

Besides, what else can you do if you don't go to the hut for the toilet......

The imperial historian suddenly stepped forward: "Lord Xiao, these two are not the only ones among your friends who like to go to the Qinglou.

Since you want to prove it from the results, then may I ask Zhang Wuxin and Lord Liu Tong what they are doing in Chunyan Tower? Is it also for blind dates? ”

It's a bolt from the blue! Liu Tong only felt that the world was spinning, his face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to rush out and strangle this imperial history!

Did Lao Tzu jump into the well with your child? You and Xiao Fengdou are good with Xiao Feng, there is no problem with you pulling Zhang Wuxin, what are you pulling me for?

Lao Tzu has been very careful, a silver card has not been used up until now......